Tumblr


26
Mar 13

Amateurish, unless the right person does it

Here’s something insulting:

Some journalists are starting to renew attention to an old storytelling form — “the one-shot” technique.

Rather than editing together dozens or even hundreds of shots to tell a video story, the one-shot story uses just one shot, sometimes a couple of minutes long, to tell a story. A reporter drops in sections of voiced-over track to fill in the gaps or explain information the viewer might not know. It sounds amateurish, even YouTube-ish, until you see a journalist like John Sharify use it.

Because the videos you make aren’t good. Unless you are a reporter.

This is the example that column uses. Be the judge:

It doesn’t do anything for me. It comes off like a reporter trying to walk up to a post, which is amateurish, unless a DJ does it. And he doesn’t have a lot to say, except for repetition, which maybe doubles for emotion. But that just feels like someone who is unprepared.

But at least a journalist did it, saving us from so much YouTube.

Here’s a story from Madison, Ala., where Easter is too … Eastery for one principal:

The power went out in Homewood tonight. So I ducked out for dinner, only the power was out. No intersections had lights. No restaurants could run their neon or their kitchens. People took it in stride. They knew it was coming back on eventually. So I went downtown and finally settled on a calzone at Mellow Mushroom. It was silly to say, but I ordered the Italian Stallion, and it was flavorful.

Then I was able to watch the soccer match:

Just the second point the Americans have ever earned at Azteca. Even if Mexico is playing bizarrely uncharacteristic soccer right now — nothing I saw made sense at least — you take the point toward World Cup qualifying.

Two of the weakest things I’ve put on Tumblr, here and here. There’s also a lot more of useful things on Twitter. Be sure to check that out.

That’s all for now. More tomorrow, have a great evening!


25
Mar 13

Ode to flashmobs

We have half the grapes that we started the day with. And one less navel orange. Also, the leftover spaghetti from last night disappeared. And then I was full for about an hour. But white grapes only last so long and I had to talk myself out of an extra lunch. Miles on the bike speed up the metabolism, or so I tell myself, and I want to eat everything.

Strange since my energy was all over the place yesterday. I chased The Yankee around town, counting my second, third and fourth wind. These things should be more predictable, but yesterday I was left amazed at how I couldn’t find my legs to get over this hill, but soft-pedaled over the next one, with my legs feeling bored with it all. The body is an amazing thing, and a body on a bicycle is a curious miracle, all balance and whirring and swaying and moving forward. I’m not a good cyclist. Usually I do well just to stay upright. Balance and whirring and all that. At my best moments I’m either trying to make nice little circles with my feet or, if I’ve given up on that, I just try to make it all look casual. That’s also impossible.

But, 30 more miles yesterday, and I really need to start putting more miles back in. We got home just as the wind picked up. She’d forecast the afternoon perfectly. Meteorologists call her for input, or they should.

And now back to work today, the cold week of spring break is over, replaced by a cold regular week.

In class today we talked about films, which means a lot of clips of special effects. One of the students found a five minute EXPLOSIONGANZA of CGI that just melted everyone’s brains. Oh, for a few scenes of expository. Or even a Stallone quote.

When they talk about film they also talk about awards, which everyone loves except me, apparently. I’m fine with it. I did enjoy the Oscars poster someone showed off. It had the statue in the foreground surrounded by floating lines from memorable award winners. I saw this famous line and thought about adding in some running commentary — we’d recently talked about civil rights, the 50th anniversary of various events in Birmingham and across the south, how critical a time that was and how there is such a great museum just over the mountain — so bringing up In the Heat of the Night would have been perfect.

I decided against it. I’m not sure kids born in the 1990s would understand 1960s Mississippi and why all of this was so important. Even the television show was off the air by the time my oldest student was born. Sidney Poitier, though, he just gives you more every time you watch that quiet moment.

Everyone always remembers this, perhaps a cinematic first:

They filmed most of In the Heat of the Night in Illinois because of conditions in Mississippi. The country’s come a long way in those two generations.

There are two new things on Tumblr today. One is here. This is the other one.

I call that Tumblr page “Extra stuff in an extra place.” That is, perhaps, the most apt thing I’ve ever written.

And, finally, I’ve watched this twice now. It will be the best five minutes of your day on the web.

If you’ve never read the Wikipedia entry on Ode to Joy, you should.

Back to work for me, have a lovely evening you. See you tomorrow, when there will be more on Tumblr, more here, always more on Twitter, another Glomerata and who knows what else we can find.


22
Mar 13

This is spring, right?

“It is tough,” she said, “to be that enthusiastic at that this time of day.”

She meant the morning, trying to wake up for breakfast, which is something to be excited about. And it was delicious:

biscuit

And then it was cloudy and cold. Well, there was that part of the afternoon were it rained. That really changed things up. All week long. That’s pretty much been the way of it this week.

Today we learned that Harvey Updyke could be back on the street by May. I’m over the guy. He has so many probation conditions I’m sure he’ll get picked up again before too long.

More importantly something collapsed at the newly renovated terminal at the Birmingham airport. A family was hurt. Turned out they were standing under one of those large flight info screens when it fell off the wall. I was listening to the fire department scanner chatter. Three rescue units were there. And then a fourth and fifth were dispatched.

Meanwhile they were answering calls to an elderly person with trouble breathing, a teen who couldn’t see and a car crashing into a power pole. Listening to a scanner is addictive.

Late in the evening we learned a 10-year-old died in the airport accident. The people that picked up the info screen off the family said it weighed between 300 and 400 pounds. The mother had some serious leg injuries. Her younger children were also taken to the hospital. They were on vacation, returning home, and just passing through the Birmingham airport.

In a happier story, the US played Costa Rica in a World Cup qualifier and someone thought booking this in a Colorado venue in March would be a good idea. Craziest non-soccer game I’ve ever watched at the international level:

Two new things on Tumblr this week. Here’s one and here’s another.

Posts from the campus blog this week:

Building a media room

WaPo to go behind paywall

Improving the interview

Conde Nast’s video project

What to worry over in the publishing game

Welcome back YouTube Cover Theater, where we celebrate the talent of regular people who are playing on their sofas, at their bars and on their decks, in front of a camera and, now, the world. We do this by choosing a feature act and showing off covers of their original work. This week’s inspiration is Old Crow Medicine Show:

James River Blues:

There have been some 5,200 views of that one. I can’t believe this one of Caroline has less than 2,000:

This one just looks older because of the sepia:

Every other Old Crow Medicine Show cover is of Wagon Wheel. So we’ll just go to Mumford and Sons:

Hope you have a great weekend, and that it is a little warmer and a little drier where you are.

We’re getting more rain all weekend.


22
Jan 13

Dropping off, if only

I am going to stop following my lovely bride as she moves her bicycle about town. She wants to do challenging things like “Hills.”

So we did an hour of that this afternoon. Take two of the biggest hills in town — “Big” being relative, of course, we live at the place where geographers would say the upland begins to give way to the coastal plain. So the hills are small, but we are in the sweet spot: be on the beach in a few hours, be far enough away from the water to be safe … from the water — and ride them. Get to the top, turn around and drift down. Turn around and ride up them.

Did this for an hour, uttering things in different languages that I didn’t realize I could say. Several more weeks of this and I might be able to do something better than just drag myself over a hill.

Drag is a great word for riding a bicycle. Sometimes the bike drags you along. Sometimes you’re doing everything you can to get from here to there, or emptying your mind so that nothing in it prohibits you from getting from here to there. Drag is a great word. But it wasn’t the proper word to describe my third trip up the second hill. It really needs a full phrase rather than a simple word.

“Avoiding falling over from the combined effects of gravity, friction and inertial mass” would have been more appropriate.

But a lovely, sunny, slightly coolish day to ride for an hour. Sadly the total elevation gained was nothing to brag about, and I’ve already spent four paragraphs on this.

Did work. I wrote things. Emailed people, solved problems, caused other ones. I fleshed out lesson plans, assignments and a few readings. I have some more of those to do.

I did research. I held the cat.

I wrote a letter of recommendation. I like these; the students that ask for them manage to be great students and I’m happy to say “He is a young man of fine character” or “I give her my full recommendation.” Great students deserve the kudos.

Also wrote a letter, an honest to goodness piece of correspondence. I typed it, because I like the recipient and I wouldn’t wish my handwriting upon her. She is an elderly lady that my mother semi-adopted, one of those sweet grandmotherly types you’d like to hug up and squeeze and she wouldn’t complain about the pressure because, you know, hugs. Figured I’d send her a little note, realized I don’t have much to say — but you knew that already, right? — made a resolution to do interesting things and then just summed up January. Play with the font and size for longer than necessary — as is my right — printed it and folded it up in an envelope.

Now, stamps. They still make those, right? He said in that coy way that suggests his habits and patterns have yielded to an ignorance which surpasses the need for understanding an ancient device thereby rendering it culturally irrelevant. There are stamps around here somewhere. At least you don’t have to lick them anymore, and for that I say the USPS should get whatever subsidy they want. The downside is that you can’t buy stamps at many post offices anymore, we get ours at the grocery store of all places, so I say we take away every subsidy the USPS has ever been granted.

I think I’ve just taken a step toward solving the nation’s financial problems.

I dropped off a prescription in the drop off line at the pharmacy. They have two lanes for cars. “Full service” and “Drop off only.” There was one car in the drop off lane and three on the full service side. No brainer. Four cars passed through the full service line while I waited for the one to finish in the drop off only lane.

But there was a nice lady on the other end of the magical speaker when I finally made it there. Put your date of birth and phone number on the script. Drop it in the magical drug provider tube, press send. (Note to self, the pharmacy tube system does not have the plastic container like banks use. Also, they do not hand out suckers.) The pleasant voice said she had the doctor’s note.

Would you like to wait?

No.

Would you like me to text you at this number when your prescription is filled?

Yes, that would be great.

OK, will do and thanks.

Ninety minutes later my phone buzzed. Someone in a pharmacy 1.5 miles away had counted out pills and put them in a plastic bottle and placed that in a paper bag and stapled on a little page of information and directions and it was all ready for me to pick up any time. And I haven’t seen anyone.

What a world we live in.

Visited the grocery store for potato salad purposes. We made ribs tonight, had a guest and I had to pick up a side item. I wandered around looking at cans of things, bags of things and boxes of things.

For no reason other than that I was standing there, here is a picture of the tea section:

tea

On the top left there is a Candy Cane Lane tea, which sounds far better than the green tea it actually is. There’s Black Cherry Berry and Country Peach Passion (The neighbors WILL talk about that one.) There are samplers and the regional and national brands. They show off the tea, delicious and mouth-watering in those carefully focus grouped and air brushed photos of tea pitchers.

Some of those generics are steeping in pots, so you can’t see their shame.

I love tea. We have a cabinet full of the stuff. We just accumulate it somehow. Really, the store should visit us to keep their tea aisle stocked. I even used it once in a science experiment in high school, dropping an egg from great height. Tea leaves, if you didn’t know, are a great insulator. Arthur C. Clarke taught me that in Ghost from the Grand Banks, a story which should have culminated in 2012. (We’re now out-pacing near-future science fiction, think about that.) My egg survived the drop, by the way. Seems tea leaves can do other things, too. Tea leaves, they are multipurpose.

Anyway. Potato salad, babyback ribs for dinner, company for the evening, seconds because of the hills. Had a great time just sitting around the dining room table telling stories. Lovely way to end a day. Helped rest the legs, too.

There’s a new picture on the Tumblr today, and more on Twitter. Do check them out, if you like. Now, to go read.


15
Jan 13

Orange on orange existentialism

I did laundry today. I looked for a little bottle of touchup paint. Not for the laundry, of course, but as a separate instance of doing something tangible. Going to a hobby shop and saying “I need something vaguely the shade of the car from Dukes of Hazzard” was, naturally, less productive than I’d hoped for.

Cool place, though. He had model planes and model cars. He had Normandy invasion dioramas right next to models for the Enterprise. He had a plane that, at first, I thought had been buried to give it that aged look. When you leaned it you could see it was painted on. Incredible.

Anyway, I had pictures on my phone, but they were only so helpful I should have just taken my bike. On this topic the Internet is not very helpful, but that’s more the bike maker’s fault than the Internet. The Felt site says “Gloss Orange.” Having said “This one … No … This one … No … ” at least six times today I’m sure there is more variation in orange than I’d like. For a moment I’d convinced myself that the paint in the red-orange bottle was the right color. Life is good; these are the sorts of dilemmas that vex me.

I spent the afternoon at the library, where I was when a high school student called to ask me about the journalism and mass communication program at Samford. I stood outside in the beautiful sunshine — it was about 70 degrees — and talked on the phone.

I went inside, wrote emails. Did research. Looked up and wondered it had possibly become that vaguely defined “evening.” It was only 4 p.m., but what was sunny now looked like the gloaming. And then the rains came, that good Hollywood stuff that just appeared and saturated everything. The weather reports say we got about two-tenths of an inch. Certainly seemed like more.

About the time the rain let up I began to wonder if I’d rolled my window back up. (I had.) I got in the car and was fiddling around with my phone and backpack and various things and listened to sirens go up and down the road in a big hurry. I got engrossed in an email on my phone when a police officer parked next to me.

They’d found me!

It is important that he parked next to me, and not behind me. And that he helped his son hop out of the passenger seat. They were going to look for things at the library together! The child was the age when it would be So. Cool. to ride in a police car. Just a Tuesday with dad for this guy, though.

At home I looked at journals. I ate two tangelos and thoroughly disproved the efficacy of the peeling method I’d used just the night before. I listened to music while I dripped juice down my fingers. At one point the first orange was just drenching the second, unpeeled, orange. In that first moment, that orange dripping on an orange moment of watching-something-fall-and-not-being-able-to-stop-it was full of bizarre thoughts.

Should I move that orange? Should I move this one? Do I need to rinse it off? That’s a lot of juice. Why am I even going to eat this one now? There’s nothing left to it. Just look at it all over the place.

My hands were sticky for a long time after that.

To the grocery store, where we bought dinner and forgot our “Save The World” bags. The very nice cashier helpfully pointed out that we could use this plastic one to line the garbage can in our bathroom. Why has this cashier been in my bathroom? How did she know that was this bag’s fate?

Watched some episodes of Parks and Recreation. I want a DJ Roomba:

And also a ghost Roomba:

Also watched this, because this is always right:

I wonder why those tux ties didn’t stick around longer.

Much more on Twitter, including CBS and CNet, the reinvention of the baby boomer, an interactive map of drones being used for law enforcement in the U.S. today and a cat listening to Bob Marley. A few things on Tumblr today, too.