cycling


17
Jan 24

A long bike ride, shallow fish and old history

I’m trying, now, to slip back into the ol’ routine. We got back into town around midnight on Sunday, and at about 3 a.m. I was able to get to bed. I have no idea why everything took so long that night, but that meant Monday was a day spent moving through syrup. Plus the snow. And then Tuesday was a bit more of that. The last part of my sinus allergies, something I brought home from Cozumel, started to … de-allergize themselves yesterday. Breathing is fundamental.

Also, there’s the usual series of small things that need to be done. House things. Work things. Prep things. And so on. It’s amazing how quickly the little things will fill a substantial chunk of a day.

Also, I got in my first bike ride in 10 days. I did 50 miles, which gives you a lot of cool sites. Some of them are views I am sure that are new to me. I feel like I’d remember Mr. Crank’s Crab Shack.

But nearby, a lighthouse that I’m sure is familiar.

New on Zwift, or new to me, at least, are these climbing portals. I tried one, and entered into a quantum realm. I’m not sure the point, except for “up.” I think I climbed about 3,000 feet. Trainer feet. That’s not a real climb. You just keep turning over the pedals, no matter how slowly, and grind your way up. It’s never as much of a grind as a real climb. And I can’t fall over.

Not in the quantum realm.

Here’s today’s quick return to the underwater realm. And here’s Aquawoman. Still no bubbles; still not breathing.

I’m pretty sure I’d intended to just take a photo of this brown sponge bowl. I noticed the purple sponge cluster in the foreground, but I didn’t notice the one in the background until just now. And I’ll never know what was inside of that one.

The scrawled filefish, (Aluterus scriptus). It can be found all over the world, the Atlantic, the Pacific and the Indian Ocean and the Pacific Ocean, and in that Caribbean-Gulf of Mexico region too, of course. Typically, this is a shy fish, so we’re lucky here.

It also has a toxic chemical inside, the scrawled filefish, that is significantly more potent than the puffer fish. The likelihood of it causing you problems is more from intravenous introduction, rather than digestive, so don’t let that fish give you an IV.

Here’s another beautiful reef dweller, the queen triggerfish, (Balistes vetula). Carl Linneaus described it in 1758. It can be found all over the Atlantic and, in the western hemisphere, from Canada to Brazil and beyond.

That fish might also be in the quantum realm. It may have come to that reef directly from that other plane. It did seem to suddenly appear, and never let me get close. I have three shots, of the queen triggerfish, and that’s the best of the bunch.

But I was more interested in what was hiding among the coral and sponges anyway. Behold, the giant sea anemone, (Condylactis gigantea). This is an animal, not a plant.

Anemone are often not mobile, but these can move around. And they look delightful, but they can sting predators and prey. The anemone is, itself, a predator. But it’s also a cleaning site for other fish. Smaller creatures will hang around here to clean bigger ones. The smaller fish eat the irritants of the bigger fish. And, also, they provide a bit of protection for the anemone itself. It is a great big set of circles in the underwater ecosystem.

This is the 21st installment of We Learn Wednesdays. I’ve been riding my bike across the county to find the local historical markers. Including today’s installment, we’ll have seen 40 of the markers in the Historical Marker Database. This one marks a home that dates, in part, back to the 17th century.

This is the Alexander Grant House, which dates to 1721, and the Rumsey Wing goes back a few years before. Some of the walls were put up for an earlier structure, so you could say it dates to 1690. This is the home of the county’s historical society. There’s a colonial artifact museum inside, along with the home’s original woodwork. (The historical society is also in three other adjoining buildings.) The Rumsey Wing has some restored features, comprised of some of the original work from other nearby old homes, in the 1950s. All told the historical society maintains thousands of artifacts, displaying a wildly broad array of history, some of it believed to be thousands of years old.

It was originally a one-room home. The first room became a kitchen when Alexander Grant bought it. Finding out about this man is a bit tricky. I did discover his will, dated 1726, where he’s listed as a yeoman. Seems he had 118 acres in a few different locations. I believe he died in 1734 or so.

But let me tell you about John Rock, who was mentioned in that first sign. This is an impressive man. Born a free man in 1825 to parents of few means, they put him through school, which was rare for any child in those days. A teacher at 19, he worked with students eight hours a day and then spent his evenings studying medicine under two doctors and apprenticed for them. He studied dentistry and apprenticed in that field and then opened his own practice. After that, he got into medical school, and became, in 1852, one of the first black men to get a medical degree in this country. By the time he was 27 he’d earned himself a reputation as a teacher, dentist, physician and abolitionist. By 1860, his health failing, he gave up medicine and the mouth and started reading the law.

On January 31, 1865, Congress approved the Thirteenth Amendment. The next day, Charles Sumner, a Massachusetts senator, introduced a motion that made Rock the first black attorney to be admitted to the bar of the Supreme Court of the United States. Writing for The Supreme Court Historical Society, Howard University professor Clarence G. Contee had a fine historical summary.

“By Jupiter, the sight was grand. ‘Twas dramatic, too. At three minutes before eleven o’clock in the morning, Charles Sumner entered the Courtroom, followed by the negro [sic] applicant for admission, and sat down within the bar. At eleven, the procession of gowned judges entered the room, with Chief Justice Chase at their head. The spectators and their lawyers in attendance rose respectfully on their coming. The Associate Justices seated themselves nearly at once, as is their courteous custom of waiting upon each other’s movements. The Chief Justice, standing to the last, bowed with affable dignity to the Bar, and took his central seat with a great presence. Immediately the Senator from Massachusetts arose, and in composed manner and quiet tone said: `May it please the Court, I move that John S. Rock, a member of the Supreme Court of the State of Massachusetts, be admitted to practice as a member of this Court.’ The grave to bury the Dred Scott decision was in that one sentence dug; and it yawned there, wide open, under the very eyes of some of the Judges who had participated in the judicial crime against Democracy and humanity. The assenting nod of the great head of the Chief Justice tumbled in course and filled up the pit, and the black counsellor of the Supreme Court got on to it and stamped it down and smoothed the earth to his walk to the rolls of the Court.”

Benjamine Quarles in Lincoln and the Negro concluded the ceremony; “A clerk came forward and administered the oath to Rock, thus making him the first Negro ever empowered to plead a case before the Supreme Court.”

The Boston Journal, the home town newspaper of Rock, was also able to feature the admission of Rock. The correspondent of the paper wrote that: “The slave power which received its constitutional death-blow yesterday in Congress writhes this morning on account of the admission of a colored lawyer, John S. Rock of Boston, as a member of the bar of the Supreme Court of the United States.” The paper noted that the faces of some of the older persons present at the ceremony were knotted in rage. Even papers in England mentioned the admission of Rock into the bar of the Supreme Court. Most of the observers who reported on the act saw it as a giant step in the repudiation of the Dred Scott decision of former Chief Justice Taney. It was evident that John S. Rock had set a great legal precedent. Before the adoption of the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution, Rock had obtained one highly prestigious symbol of the citizenship status of the Negro in 1865.

While in Washington, Rock had attended a session of Congress; he was the first Negro lawyer to be received on the floor of the House. Congressman John D. Baldwin of Massachusetts, former editor of The Commonwealth and of The Worcester Spy, had escorted Rock to a seat. Baldwin was a close friend of Charles Sumner and Henry Wilson, also a Massachusetts politician of some influence. Rock was warmly received by some of the leaders about to shape Reconstruction policies. Unfortunately, as Rock was returning to Boston, he was brought back to reality when he was arrested at the Washington railroad station for not having his pass. James A. Garfield, a Congressman from Ohio and later a President, thereafter introduced a bill that abolished required passes for blacks.

It appears as if the direct illness that brought Rock’s remarkable career to an end began the day before Rock was admitted to the bar of the United States Supreme Court. He had attended the Presbyterian church of the Reverend Henry Highland Garnet, a famous black leader and abolitionist, the day before, on January 31, 1865. He caught cold. He was already in a weakened state of health, and to catch cold in the winter in those days was serious. When he returned to Boston, he had to appear at gatherings honoring him and in the interest of his race. His health continued to deteriorate rapidly.

He never argued before the court, however. In ill health anyway, he died in December 1866 of tuberculosis.

He’d done all of that by the age of 41.

Contee wrote much more about Rock in the Journal of the National Medical Association. Still can’t find more on the mysterious, colonial, Alexander Grant, though.

In the next installment of We Learn Wednesday, we’ll take a glance at a 19th century hotel. If you’ve missed any markers so far, you can find them all right here.


4
Jan 24

All a part of getting things done

I got so much done today. Had a nice long chat with a colleague, a man passionate about the work he’s doing. And for good reason. It’s important work, and I share his enthusiasm. We talked for 80 minutes, and I think he would have gone on a fair amount longer if I didn’t give him the ol’ “Thank you for your time. This has been helpful, and you’ve been so generous.”

All of that is true. Everyone I am working alongside here has been all of those things, generous with their time and efforts, helpful to a pleasantly surprising degree and very much invested in the work they do. I suppose I have, on balance, always been quite fortunate in this respect. Here, it seems like a constant. Having colleagues like that always makes your work easier. And so I am grateful that a guy who could have done anything else with his Thursday spent almost an hour-and-a-half letting me pick his brain about the minutiae of particular assignments.

I also updated a syllabus and coursework for the new semester. Started looking for new reading materials for a class. And on and on like that for most of the day. It always takes a little longer than I think. There’s always a little more to do than I realize. I inevitably have to put some of it on the list to deal with on my next pass. There’s only so much you can do at one time.

Perhaps the best news is that I’ll only have to redo perhaps 15 percent of the work I’ve done this week.

Small victories can sometimes be found in the smallest obstacles.

Like, for instance, this bike ride I did this evening.

Strava says this was the sixth biggest ride I’ve ever done in terms of elevation gain. It was 3,501 feet. Virtual, of course. But my top five rides in terms of elevation gain have all been virtual. Two of those were in one weekend last February. The other three were from the winter of 2021.

None of that means much. Virtual elevation gain is taxing, but it is hardly the same as doing the real thing. For one thing, there’s no risk of me falling over, which will definitely happen on a real climb one day when I am too tired to get my shoe unclipped in time. For another thing, you just keep turning the legs over, no matter how slow that is.

This evening’s first two climbs were fast. After that, it got slow in a hurry.

None of this is pictured from my time in virtual London this evening. But, during yesterday’s ride, I got this from virtual France. I do enjoy seeing that lighthouse.

Yesterday’s 40-miler was faster than today’s 30-miler. More speed on the valley floor yesterday. Virtual climbing isn’t the same as the real thing, but it will sting.


2
Jan 24

OK, this got away from me, but it’s fun

Shaping up the spring semester. This will take between now and, say, May, to achieve. Perhaps April, if I am lucky. But the process has begun. One class is in good shape, and another is more or less all set — and I’m grateful for help from colleagues that allow that to be true. By tomorrow I’ll have some pretend momentum on my third class.

It’s also possible I’m fooling myself.

This morning I also did the traditional monthly cleaning of the computer. Many things were swept from the desktop. More files axed from the “downloads” folder. Other files and folders were reorganized in a tidier bundle. So determined was I to bring order to chaos that I did not bother at all to consider how I will never find all of those files again.

And so it was that I have 57 files and folders left on my desktop. I could get that down to 50 if I wanted to try.

Let’s try.

Ha! Forty-three items. Don’t ask me to hit 40.

There are also nine windows open — spreadsheets, word docs, browsers and such — and I can’t reduce that number. I’d just have to re-open one of them right away, and who has time to allow anything to load these days?

Go look out the back windows! Hurry!

I’d just seen it through the narrow slats of the closed blinds facing the front yard, too. Or, at least, I thought I had. I looked back to the east, though, and this was what I saw.

It was a plague of grackles (Quiscalus quiscula). Grackles have magnetite in their heads, beaks and necks. The magnetite allows the bird to use the earth’s geomagnetic fields to navigate flight. If I am reading the Audobon site correctly, they are around here year-round, this isn’t even their migratory season. I haven’t seen them in such large groups before.

I’d like to thank the two hawks who live in the tree line behind us for running them off.

On New Year’s Eve I finished out the best most humble little year of cycling I’ve ever enjoyed. It was one of those get-to-and-over an arbitrary number rides.

The purple line is what I actually did over the year, and despite the not-at-all consistent nature of that line, I was able to best two of the three humble goals I set at the beginning of the year. The final one proved just out of reach, but I am pleased with the effort.

I am still working my way through all of the Zwift routes (a project put on pause since last spring allowed for outdoor riding). So there I was in a simulated New York. I managed to claim a green jersey for holding the fastest sprint segment on the route.

I assumed that was only because all of the fast people were out celebrating.

So yesterday I reset the spreadsheets for another year. A blank slate. All of that progress goen. On yesterday’s ride I worked my way through one of the Neokyo routes. Beaches, villages, countryside, downtown, a casino, more beaches. It was fast, but challenging. No special jerseys for that one. But, for this brief moment at least, I am ahead of where I was at this same time last year.

And that’ll be this year’s spreadsheet and graph, trying to stay ahead of last year’s marks. My legs are ready, he said while sitting in his office chair.

This is not for the historical marker content, which will be here tomorrow, of course. But I did see this one on our New Year’s Eve walk. It was at the other end of Main Street, in a neighboring town, which we finally explored that evening. It isn’t a part of the marker series because, though it is one town away, it is in a different county, which is beyond the current scope of the marker project.

But those Christmas lights, hanging from the tree above, they sure did do a nice job of lighting that stone, didn’t they?

One name at the top of the list has a star on either side. That’s Pvt. Elmer Morgan, who died in France just after the war ended. His body was brought home, where he received a full military funeral, with firing squad, horse-drawn caisson and a band. The old books say everyone turned out for the services. Assuming he shipped out with the unit — Company E, 303rd Ammunition Train, 78th Division — in May 1918, he arrived in England after 11 days at sea. They were quickly moved through England to Calais, France. The food was bad. Also:

Other disillusionments were in store for us. After dinner word spread that the canteen near by sold beer. A large percentage of the company immediately grabbed their canteens and departed swiftly in the direction of that establishment. The first one of the shock troops who reached his objective, came out with a glad smile on his lips, carefully removed the stopper from his canteen, took a long breath and raised it heavenward. After one swallow, he removed it and spat, remarking sadly “This ain’t beer.” Another dream shattered.

They marched and trained and built things on their way across France, it seems. Dodging the occasional air raid, learning to throw hand grenades as they moved. And, once, the King of England drove by them. In September 1918, they made it close to the front, being very near the Battle of Saint-Mihiel. They found themselves, as engineers, pretty close to the front line throughout the fall of 1918, working on bridges and railways, braving shelling and the occasional gassing panic. The last weeks of the formal war seemed to move pretty quickly for them, they seemed to be hampered more by lice than the enemy near the end, and then …

That night our slumbers were rudely interrupted by a modern Paul Revere, mounted on a spirited motorcycle, who dashed madly through the town yelling at the top of a very excellent pair of lungs, “The armistice is signed!” With shouts of **Get off that stuff!” “Where’d you get that stuff?” “Take that man’s name!” we rushed to the windows. But he was gone. From farther down the street came a volley of pistol shots, but whether the owner of the revolver was attempting to celebrate or trying to shoot the bearer of the glad tidings no man knoweth. Grumbling “same old stuff” we returned to bed.

The joke of it all was that the report was true. The next day as we marched through St. Mennehould a K. of C. Secretary (for some reason we seemed to place more reliance on his words than on those of any one else) confirmed the rumor, and if that was not enough a stray copy of the Herald was sufficient to convince the most skeptical. The armistice was really signed …

They kept drilling, kept working, and kept experiencing the war, even after it was over. The weather was the weather, the destruction they saw, and attempted to repair, was overwhelming, and so were the returning refugees and prisoners. They also briefly saw Gen. Pershing, and a circus — not one in the same. In February 1919, this dirty, grueling peace time, was when Elmer Morgan died. But it isn’t mentioned in the unit history. I wondered if I was skimming the correct book.

I did a few quick searches of the other names, in the order in which they appeared.

William Adams was a private in a depot brigade. Soldiers passed through those units as an administrative and supply function. Adams might have been one of the last friendly faces some of these guys saw when they were preparing to leave for the war, or one of the first ones they saw on their way back. He died in 1952 at 59.

If I’ve got the right one here, John W. Blake was a veteran of both The Great War and World War II. He was a machinist, and lived to celebrate his 90th birthday, in 1987.

Jesse Borton is our first Navy man. He was an electrician during the war. He died in 1958. I infer from his wife’s obituary that they lived in Wisconsin for a time, which is where she is buried. He is interred in California.

Lieutenant Harry B. Chalfant served in an ambulance company, the 165th, in the famed 42nd Infantry Division. He attended the University of North Carolina. He married a younger woman in 1936, and she died in South Carolina in 2006. Harry was in the Navy during the war, and worked in the lumber industry after, managing projects across South Carolina, before they retired to Florida in 1972.

Webster Coles returned from France, married his sweetheart and sold cars in his hometown. He died in 1959.

Another man, Lawrence Elliott, was also a car dealer. He turns up in an old newspaper clipping from 1950. Seems he was on vacation in Florida and there was a boating mishap. He was fishing just outside of Fort Myers when his boat tore itself apart. He was stranded in the swamps for 18 hours. He made it through, though one of the men he was with did not. Elliott lived to see the Reagan administration.

I wonder what it was about the local guys and car dealerships. Here’s another one. Allen C. Eastlack went in with his brother and dad and, at 18 or so if the math works out, landed one of the oldest Ford dealerships in the nation. It dates back to 1913, and is still in their family. Allen was an ambulance driver in France during the war, then came home and helped start the local Rotary Club, was a hospital trustee, member of the American Legion and mover and shaker in the local Republican party. He died in 1965. It looks like he lived right across the street from the dealership. Today there’s a bank where his home was.

John Orens died in his home at 66. He worked in a dress factory and was a local fire chief for almost two decades. His wife died a few years after he did, but I think they might still have some daughters alive today.

Already in his 30s, Clarkson Pancoast was an old man by the time he shipped out to France with the 13th Engineers. They were attached to French forces. Looks like they worked with trains and the railways. He came back home and died in 1937.

Samuel Richman died, on Armistice Day, 1921, at age 25.

Harold Stratton liked to go fast. He raced cars at a local track. He might have been a member of a prominent Stratton family around these parts. Possibly, his grandfather, or an uncle a few generations back, had been a congressman. He was born in 1893 and lived to see men walk on the moon. He died in 1973, 80 years old.

Walter Scott sailed in the Navy, came home and became an engineman, and died of pneumonia in 1961. His widow survived him by four decades. His brother Raymond Scott was a coxswain in the Navy. He came home and he and his wife had three children, the oldest of which just died two years ago. Raymond was 73 when he passed away.

Clarence Stetser is buried not too far from where I am writing this. He died in his 50s.

Charles Standen was 87 when he died. He was a husband, a father of six. He had seven grandchildren and four great-grandchildren when he passed away in 1985. It still says “PFC, US Army, World War I” on his gravestone. His service seven decades prior is what was written in stone.

It’s a thin guess, but I think George Tighe might have served in the Navy. If I have the right man, he lived around this area until he passed at 89 years old.

Elvin Wolfe came home and took up a rural postal route after the war. He did that for at least two decades. He died in 1957, in his early 60s. His widow outlived him by almost 30 years.

The last name on the plaque is Sgt. Schuyler Wilkinson. He served in the national guard, the 104th Engineer, specifically. They were called up in June 1917 and shipped out a year later as an element of the AEF’s 29th Infantry Division. They served at Moatz, Grandchamps, Coublanc, and Lafford, principally attached to the French Army’s V Corps. They provided engineering support and combat engineering to the French and the Big Red One. They were returned to the U.S. in May of 1919 and Sgt. Wilkinson went home and raised a family of three children with his wife. He died on a trip to Florida in 1966, aged 73. Their three daughters all died within the last decade. One of them was a secretary, another worked in a nursing home in Georgia. The last one to pass away, Miriam Wilkinson Parker, was an educator. She did her undergraduate degree where I know teach. She took a master’s degree from the same university where I obtained my undergraduate degree, 880 miles away, and just 40 short years before I enrolled there.

Small world.


20
Dec 23

Marginally productive, for a Wednesday

After a morning spent doing work stuff, I went downstairs to ride the bike. This would be ride three this week on Zwift. I did two short rides Monday, then last night’s projects got away from me. So I was going to ride long today. I am trying to ride all of the stages in the game, which is something I started last year. I’m almost there!

And so today I was riding Surrey Hills, in London, when I hit the wrong button. The game let’s you do a lot of things as you ride. You can send messages to other riders, you can change the “camera’s” perspective of your avatar. You can take screen grabs and more. The later is how I get the images I sometimes share here. (And I won’t do that as much this year, promise.)

Another thing you can do is hang a U-turn. When you do that you end the route. So there I was, halfway through it when I hit the wrong button. Human error. But there were too many other things I wanted to do today.

First, after a late light lunch, because I did get in 25 miles, I got cleaned up and set out to take on the world. Things to do! Items to scratch off the list!

I took out the garbage. Third time I’ve been to the inconvenience center in the last week, I think. Then, I visited one of the local hardware stores. This is a small place. A mom and pop place. An everyone talks to you place. A no-one-rushes-you-at-quitting-time place. In the back corner I found some cotton rope, which I need for an upcoming project. And then, just to mess with the guy, I asked about the zip ties.

He told me where they were. I looked them over and then said, Nah. You don’t seem to have the industrial strength version I’m looking for. Maybe, I said as I arched an eyebrow while staring at the rope next time.

And then I got my haircut. Clumsy woman, but at least I still have both of my ears. I thought she was going to take my eye, and it wasn’t even when she was attacking the waviest part of my hair. But she was nice. She’s over Christmas music. No need for the standards at Halloween in her book. She likes Prince. She told me about trying to understand “Raspberry Beret” as a kid. She started telling me the story about asking her mother about the lyrics. But I don’t know this woman, or her mother. Am I supposed to ask about this? Prince, I said, was a clever one, and I left it at that.She still goes to the mall for her Christmas shopping. (Is that a thing people do?) I was hoping for some last minute tips, but instead I heard about her brother who is an expert at guessing about what’s inside each present. It was all a blur. They don’t waste a lot of time on a guy’s haircut. No need, really.

Come to think of it, she didn’t even show me the back of my head via the customary handheld mirror.

Be right back.

OK, it is still there.

And almost every task of the day was achieved! Things put off until today were successfully addressed! If I could do that two more days in a row we’d have momentum.

Sounds stressful.

What else is still hanging around? This brief snippet of a video that I shot earlier this week, but haven’t shared yet.

This is the 20th installment of We Learn Wednesdays. I’ve been riding my bike across the county to find the local historical markers. Including today’s installment, we’ll have seen 39 of the markers in the Historical Marker Database. This one marks a 19th century building.

It is appropriate that there’s only wonderful, and generic, National Register plaque. I can find almost nothing about the house or its original owner, John G. Thackeay.

It was built as residence and store. It features three stories in a T-shape, and parapet chimneys. There are transom lights, broad pilasters and paneled shutters. The Greek revival style building went up in 1847.

It could be that this wasn’t John G. Thackeay’s place. There’s a John G. Thackray that lived in the area during that time. The dates, at least, make sense. But in the marker database, and some ancient county document that’s been uploaded to the web, they use the E spelling.

Thackray, though, was listed as a merchant in the 1860 census. His wife and four daughters were there. Two teachers, a hat maker and a servant were listed at his address. In the 1870 census, his last, Thackray is listed as a retired merchant. This house was a story, maybe that’s our guy.

He was laid to rest about a mile away, and almost all of his family is buried there as well. Today, his place is a store again. Hardwoods and carpeting.

In next week’s installment of We Learn Wednesday, we’ll go to school. If you’ve missed any markers so far, you can find them all right here.


18
Dec 23

I have five spreadsheets running for some reason

We attended a birthday party for a 3-year-old on Saturday. The theme was pink and purple. And also mermaids and unicorns. I don’t have any mermaids or unicorns, so I wore a pink shirt and a purple tie, and a purple pocket square. The 3-year-old was still better dressed.

The parents got some balloons with giant bits of confetti in them. Sadly I was in another part of the party when this happened, but it was decided to pop the balloons and record the pop in slow motion. Confetti was everywhere. They’ll be discovering it for weeks. The cake was a unicorn. Our present was a dress that was reminiscent of a mermaid, but also included about four layers of multicolored tulle.

The birthday girl is the cutest thing. Every present is just the greatest present that was ever presented. I could have gone outside and found her some pine cones and put those in a gift bag and she would be thrilled. But when she gets mermaid stuff, it’s a different level of joy, entirely. It was all very cute.

Elsewhere, just grading and emails and watching final exams come in. And, also, verifying that my spreadsheets and my formulas are all accurate. The sun, you could say, is setting on the term.

I have the last class meeting of my semester tonight: more video projects to screen. After that, there’s only a small handful of things to score. I’ll submit grades later this week and, finally, all of those long-suffering students will be done with me.

I hope they have all learned as much as I did. I always hope that.

It’s time for the site’s most popular weekly feature. Let’s check in with the kitties.

Phoebe has been enjoying this little box on one of the cat trees. The other archway gives her great views of the flowerbed. They like that for all of the birds, but there aren’t a lot of birds around right now. I’m not sure if she believed me when I told her they would be back.

What does a cat know of patience, anyway? Just put your head between your paws, the birds will reappear.

Poseidon likes boxes. This time of year, Poseidon loves the space heater. So I put a box near a space heater, thinking he would love this arrangement. Now he’s taking naps beside the box.

Last weekend I got a strangely shaped box. Poe likes that one, too.

Such a goof.

My closet has some wire rack thing and it was not conducive to my closet system. But I found a solution that did not involve redesigning the whole space. It just required a quick order from Amazon. I thought it would take the better part of a day to implement the new closet setup. It took about 20 minutes. And now we have to watch out for a cat in this long, slender, box.

I officially gave up on outdoor bike rides for the year. The remaining forecast does not look promising and more days in the 30s didn’t seem exciting and I rode outside until mid-December anyway. Time, then, to set up the smart trainer and update Zwift.

It’s flat here, so of course I chose a route that features 2,700 feet of climbing.

The first trainer ride of the year always feels like a first. It’s easier, but more demanding, than riding on the open road. Putting some simulated 10-14 percent gradients in your legs right away is the smart move. Right?

Let’s see if I can move around in a classroom after 90 minutes of that.