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Jun 25

Mongo The Prequel, where the real money is made

This evening I inadvertently crossed another project off the To Do list. I was looking for an air purifier — we have two — and thought it might be in the coat closet.

Our coat closet is that sort with the horribly dated bifolding doors. (I wonder if I can put a bookcase door in there one day when I win the lottery …) It holds a lot of coats. Critically, it holds a lot of board games, too. And also a shoe caddy, an empty box and a picnic setup. Also space heater, a box fan, and three little containers of things like gloves and scarves. But there was no air purifier.

Oh sure, the new one was in the box in the laundry room, where I’d stored it. The other was … upstairs. So present and accounted for. And that closet got cleaned. And by cleaned I mean straightened up, and removed the empty box and box fan.

So the day was, in fact, productive. One closet to go. Maybe next week.

Also, I added 10 more pairs of cufflinks to the collection this evening.

I’m not sure how long it takes to make these in small batches. But it’s long enough to wonder how many more I should make. As I’ve mentioned here, I’m in a hot dog and bun situation as it pertains to the supplies — parts and material vs storage. Right now, I have a lot more storage than bits. So the solution, clearly, is to get more bits.

And, of course, french cuffs. It always comes down to that.

Mel Brooks wrote a book, and that’s not the name of it. It could have been the name of it. But they went another way for this light and breezy read.

The best title would have been Mel Brooks Needs An Editor. The beloved comedian and filmmaker, who is turning 99 later this month, tells us a few tales of his young life, how he got started with Sid Caesar and then diligently works through his better known move projects, organized by chapter. It wanders around, but you indulge it because there’s a lot of joy there, and it’s a beloved older man and there’s probably something good coming.

A lot of the magic of his work, I’ve decided here, is in the performance. The writing is a little more flat than he would delivery it. But that’s probably how I read.

I was telling a friend about this, who sent me this link, which is a joyful little watch. And I was glad for it. Because it’s basically chronological, this performance winds up near the end. But, just for now, look at the joy on the man’s face. It’s beautiful.

It’s a decent little beach read. (Just try to not think too hard about whether or not Brooks is largely the person to blame for our remix culture.) It moves fast, and you’ll work your way through it wondering if he’s going to mention that specific gag, bit or punchline that always sticks with you. If that’s what you’re after, this book is ready for you.


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Jun 25

World Bicycle Day — and universal cat day

I was pulling this post together and a cat — I won’t say who — barged in and demanded that this was the day they be celebrated. I’m contractually obligated to provide regular updates and they are the most popular feature on the site. What’s more, they know it. And so these demands come in from time to time. And, this week, Tuesday is the day.

I have two taskmasters.

Two furry taskmasters.

Two shedding taskmasters.

I’ve mentioned the joke about when they’re occasionally doing the same thing and I say “YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT!” in mock alarm. Sometimes they almost do the same thing. I guess I should develop a “You know, I am moderately unsettled right now,” joke.

Like they care about any of that, when there’s a good patch of sunlight to enjoy.

One of my favorite Poseidon poses is when he covers his eyes. I took two shots here. In one, his leg is tucked securely over his eyes. In this one, it looks like he’s just starting to peek out.

On those occasions when a box arrives, the cats of course take it over. Since I don’t dare disturb the furry taskmasters, this particular box sat unopened for a few days. It’s in the hallway, commanding a view around a corner if they’re interested, and standing on its end, its a nice cat height. So, of course, once I opened the box I put it back in the hallway. Recently, Phoebe has discovered a new adventure, if she works her way between the wall and the now opened box.

So that’s a permanent fixture in the house now.

The kitties, as you can see, are doing well. And they’re pleased they could help the site traffic around here.

Now one of them, and I’m not allowed to say who, is demanding treats and pets for all of their hard work.

I pedaled my bike down to the local bike shop today. My friend there replaced my cracked wheel and busted hub with an all new rear wheel setup on Saturday. Shiny new cassette, a wheel with zero miles on it and a hub that will surely last as long as the last one, which started all of this. (It’ll last, right? RIGHT!?)

He’s closed on Sunday and Monday, but told me to come back today to upgrade my chain, which was due a replacement. They wear. They can get stretched. Mine, today, was a full half-chain-length longer than it should have been. I’m just that strong. I’d just gotten that much use out of it.

So I rode a few miles Sunday and yesterday on the new rear wheel and old chain, and three miles and change down to the shop for the change today.

He fixed me up and then sent me out into the world. So I went out for a little 34 mile ride, about half of which was on roads I’ve never seen before, which is the best sort of ride, if you ask me.

The new chain moves easily, shifts smoothly and is nice and quite.

Didn’t make me faster though. And here, Mike at the bike shop and I will disagree on an important point. He seems to think that it is my job to go fast. I say that’s why I’m buying new parts from him.

He and I went on a little ride together once and we were talking about how we used to ride and what we’d like to ride. When it came my turn to discuss the nuances of aging out of performance he said to me, “Sure, but how many of the people that you grew up with are still out riding a bike these days?”

I haven’t the faintest idea. Probably not many. Maybe that means I’m riding faster, better and longer than they are. And this, I am sure, is where Mike would suddenly swap sides and say, “See? That new chain and wheel and ball bearings did the trick!”

Because bike shop philosophers are tricky people, is what I’m saying.

This was a delightful little detour I took. At one point I came to a curve in the road where a fork went to the right. I couldn’t decide which to take. When I’m on all new roads I’ve learned to keep it simple. I don’t get lost going out — I already don’t now precisely where I am. Coming back though, can be a challenge because where even are any of these roads? And was that my turn? Or is this my turn? So I’ve recently decided to stay straight when I’m riding on new roads.

But that fork looked so tantalizing. So I decided, Go around the curve. Stay straight. This road will T-off or do something else and you’ll double back eventually. Then you can take that fork. Which is what I did. It, too, became a T-intersection, but not before I discovered what I call a Pro Ghost Hill. I’m going uphill, but I’m speeding up while doing so. It’s a fascinating sensation. It looks like watching a race. I am pushed by ghosts. Pro Ghost Hills.

Anyway, along the route I saw a few of these signs, which are always nice. On these particular new-to-me roads, I saw as many tractors and signs as I did cars, which was even better.

Right about the place I turned around I ran across a sign that gave me a clue where I was. I’m going to have to ride that direction more often.


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Jun 25

To the joys of June

Happy Monday, where the temperatures are mild, the sun is bright and the whole week is stretched out before us. The first week of June is always a magical one. Historically, seasonally, optimistically, all of it. And why should this one, this first week of June, be anything less?

It’s always like this, though. Every first week has it’s celebrants, and every week holds its importance for some person or people. In truth, if you held a complete memory of your life’s moments there would be something in every week to give the old hip-hip-hooray to.

But it’s warm, it’s June, the days are long, the birds are birding, the bees are buzzing, everything is green and it’s easy to slip into a frame of mind that allows you to enjoy the moment.

If you can turn off the outside world for a few minutes — which is simultaneously a danger and a challenge — which we should all do, for a little bit, every now and then.

I do that on weekends now, which makes it weird to talk about on a Monday. But then, already on a Monday I, a news junkie, sometimes find myself thinking, I can turn off the news machine early, right?

Anyway.

Last week, I sawed some lumber into french cleats. Saturday, I picked up the appropriate sized wood screws to attach the cleats to the shelves. And since it rained during the evening, I went ahead and finished the project.

This is what I did first. I attached the brace lumber to the bottom of the shelves, using a clever series of clamps to keep things level. And then I did the same for the cleats. These had to actually be level and even with one another, because these are corner cabinets. They were level, according to the bubble on my phone. They were even according to the tape measure. But they were not even to the eye. (The back of the left-side cleat was a little high.)

Then I took the wall cleats and started working through the multi-layered strategy necessary to mount these suckers to the walls. There are two of them. And they are in a corner. Also, the studs in our garage are either 14 inches or 3 hectares apart. Plus, now I have this uneven cleat thing on the back of the shelves.

Also, it was during this moment that I was obliged to be in a text message conversation that I didn’t need to be in. So a job that required four hands had one. But at least dinner was decided.

This is how I solved those problems: I clamped the wall cleats to the shelves, under their cleats. Then I drilled the two wall cleats together as a simple butt joint. Now, at least, the cleats were in the proper relationship. Then, I mounted them to the walls. This took a little creativity, given to the studs, but I made it work. Then I hung the shelves, which are a light bit of MDF. The good news is all of this is going to hold a light load, anyway. The best news, is that the bike shoes, helmets and assorted accessories now have their own out of the way space.

Because the studs are so odd, I just ran the cleats out beyond the shelves. This was a happy accident, really, but it worked perfectly for the current needs. And there’s extra cleat space should I ever need to expand or upgrade those shelves.

So that’s a project completed, and from that one builds momentum.

The view Saturday evening.

This was at the local custard shop, which traces its roots back to a 1950s creamery. Times change, but our appreciation of treats stays the same.

Also on Saturday I got my new wheel from the local bike shop. By the time I was ready to go out and give it a try the storms blew in. Wet roads didn’t seem to be the way to try a brand new wheel holding a may-as-well-be-new tire. So I waited until yesterday evening, when the roads were dry and the breeze was dying down.

Here’s the newly mounted wheel. Look at that shiny new cassette!

When I took in the old wheel last week the bike shop was surprised when I showed him the busted hub, he found a small crack in the wheel, and we discussed the cassette. I’m pushing 20,000 miles on the thing, and I bought this bike used. As far as I know, these are all still the factory stock.

“This wheel,” he said, “owes you nothing.”

He told me a cassette should last about 3,000 miles, making it sound like a fragile piece of equipment. It seemed like a good way to make me feel good about buying a new wheel.

Anyway, I had a little 28-mile shakeout ride yesterday. You know how when you are riding along in your car, or sitting in your home, and you hear a noise you don’t recognize? Suddenly you’re on heightened alert to identify every noise, bump, rattle, shudder and sigh?

It felt like that.

It wasn’t a fast ride because of that, but also because I haven’t been on my bike in a week and my legs felt like it. And because I was told to ride in the middle of the cassette until I get the chain replaced next week. All of which meant I was going slow enough to see this, react, pull my phone from my back pocket and get an almost-shot.

Exactly one sheep was looking up as I went by. That tracks.

Before I went out this evening I checked the air pressure, and just as I thought, I rode yesterday at a lower PSI than that to which I am accustomed, explaining a lot of the physical sensations.

It didn’t explain the slowness! I pumped more air into the thing and didn’t move around much faster today.

But, tomorrow, World Bicycle Day, I’ll get a new chain slapped onto the thing. Then I’ll go at a very average speed, indeed!


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May 25

40 hot dogs or dozens and dozens of cufflinks

Today was a bit of a low powered day. I woke up, did the morning stuff, and immediately took a nap. I woke up in time for lunch. It’s been that sort of day. Also, I’ve been nursing a mild headache.

I’ll make up for all of that this weekend. You’ll have plenty to read about on Monday, I’m sure. Or at some point next week. They can’t all be low power days.

But, hey, hastily made some more cuff links.

I have supplies to make 20 more sets of cuff links this go around.

There are two problems with this process. One of them is the hot dogs / hot dog bun problem. The math never works out. I will never, ever run out of all of the supplies at the same time. And there’s also the issue of storage. I have some nice cheap little jewelry display cases to keep this whole mess organized, but when I make these next 20, I’ll still have space for 60 more. And need a closet full of reasonable shirts for them.

Anyway, more next week, when my batteries are better charged.


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May 25

1,000 words, and only a few about sand

I had so much fun ironing pocket squares last night that I didn’t want it to end. So I stopped, and I can do more of them tonight, or another night. It’s a party in the ironing room.

The ironing room? You know, the one with the squeaky board and overheated iron and spray bottle (because our German-engineered iron has a leak and doesn’t hold water anymore). There’s also the bloating towel, and a lot of luggage, and an extra bed.

Alright, you found me out. The ironing room is the guest bedroom. Though I think I iron in it more than we have guests there. So we’re renaming it.

Anyway, a lot of squares were ironed, still a bunch to go.

And, this afternoon, I made some more cufflinks.

I’ll soon have a set for any type of playfully colorful situation. I have so many cufflinks. I need more french cuffs.

If you think that’s all I’ve got today, you, dear reader, are wrong! W-R-O-N-G.

There’s a rabbit living in our backyard. It’s a regular old zoo out there. And this critter is not bothered by people at all. I got within about five feet before it took two tentative hops away, to see if I would give chase.

I did not.

And, yes, look at how green that grass is. The last few days of rain have been what we needed to finally get us out of a drought. It started last September. And we might have emerged from it a little more quickly than meteorologists had expected last fall.

Which is great. This was my first drought on well water. I don’t have a good sense of the size of our watersource below us, and some people around here are a bit thirsty.

I do know the aquifer is glauconitic sand overlying micaceous sand. Obviously. It is porous and permeable, of course. I know this because I just found a state aquifer map. The challenge is that we’re on the geological border of everything, here where the heavy land and the green sands meet. There are seven different types of aquifers running on the diagonal, and the map is just vague enough that we could be in one of three or so. So I do what anyone does when they want to know about the glauconitic sand, I overlaid the aquifer map with a working map … and found that, even when you adjust for size, the scale of one of them is off.

Who to believe? The state’s map? Or Google Maps?

And while you wrestle with that …

Let us return to the Re-Listening project, where I am presently nine discs behind. The Re-Listening project, you’ll recall, is where I’m listening to all of my old CDs in their order of acquisition. Roughly so, anyway. I’m right now working through a book out of order. So the book is from 2007, but these CDs are older. None of that matters. The point of the Re-Listening project is listening to the music, and here I’m just filling space with videos of good music and the occasional recollection. So that matters a little bit.

Which brings us to Melissa Etheridge. I had her four earliest records on cassette, maybe five, and maybe didn’t upgrade all of those to CDs. But this, her seventh album, is the last one I bought. Etheridge turned 40. She’d had her first two kids. She was entering a new phase of life. (All of this is great, of course, but … ) The older material, where she was younger, more intense, raw, dramatic, as she now says, all of that was the best part of her catalog.

And since this was released in 2001 she’s had about two lifetimes worth of experiences. Maybe I should dip back in.

Anyway, the first track is a good one.

And much of the rest is this comfortable kind of at-peace-with-itself pop, when I’m just looking for her to put to words some core feeling and belt it out over a 12-string.

But that didn’t happen a lot here — some artists you just don’t want to change, I guess, even though you know change and growth are good things — and so I never listened to this all that much. I don’t even know all of the lyrics.

She’s still touring. Playing solo dates and with The Indigo Girls. We saw them together last fall. Melissa Etheridge will absolutely tear a building in two from the stage. She’s still got that sort of power and intensity. Its impressive.

And I was blown away by her cover of Joan Armatrading.

  

The next CD is from Michael Penn, 1997’s Resigned. I’m not sure why that shows up in this book. I’ve had this disc since soon after it came out. (It’s terrific.) I probably bought this off the strength of radio or MTV airplay. Here’s the first track.

Probably it was right about here that I entered into my “I wanna be a songwriter” phase. But, as I told a friend, I’d have to work with someone who sounded like this. My friend laughed at that, and every so often she would ask me if I’d found that person yet. I had not. Also, I never wrote any songs. It was a short phase.

My appreciation for Penn has lasted throughout the years, though. And you’ll just have to believe me that I listened to this record three times this time around.

This whole record was long spring days with apartment windows pushed up and doors opened and the stereo, tied into those big, waist-high speakers, turned up loud. I think there was even multimedia on this disc. But who puts discs in computers anymore? Opportunities lost, there.

Michael Penn has been composing for TV and movies for quite sometime. Probably better than life on a bus. Though, sadly, I never got to see him play live, but I would go to a show.

It’d be “an evening with” event. Black jeans, crisply ironed pocket square.