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Jan 12

Catching up — New Year’s edition

Happy New Year! And in order to look ahead we must look back. Previously I’ve written posts detailing of all of the interesting, important and neat thing that happened in the previous year. I’m not going to do that this year. The archives are in the column to the right if you are interested, but the short version is this:

A.B.D.
Conferences in Troy, Little Rock, Boston, Portland, and St. Louis
Visited Bermuda, Notre Dame, Gulf Shores, D.C., and others
Took a much needed summer break
I rode my bike about 1,000 miles, but not nearly enough
I worked a lot, but not nearly enough
We generally had a terrific, lovely year

So with done, let’s empty the last few photographs from late in the year that I’ve been holding for just this post.

This is a second cousin of mine. Apparently he had an appendectomy in the summer and later in the year the hospital turned him into a newspaper advertisement. His great-grandmother, my grandmother, showed me this ad at Christmas:

Tyson

Feel free to enjoy this delicious blueberry muffin recipe:

Blueberries

Toys R Us, on Christmas Eve. Spooky place:

Tyson

The Yankee, as a child at the beach. She still flashes me this smile:

Tyson

Tomorrow: 2012 jokes!


30
Dec 11

Travel day

We’re back home after a medium-length evening of mostly uneventful travel. The hour isn’t yet late, but it feels like it somehow. The sun went down in the three minutes from the curb to going inside the airport, and somehow that long exposure to darkness brought along a great deal of melatonin and it makes you a bit tired beyond the hour.

Life is tough, I know.

Actually, there was a bit of turbulence I could have done without. I’m refining my taste on bumpy air. The top to bottom stuff I can handle. The chop that shakes the jet from side to side? You can keep it.

Anyway, we are home. But before we got home, we went to Stew Leonard’s:

Stew Leonard

They’ve been telling me about this place for years. And earlier this year I finally got to sample the cookies, which I’ve also heard about for years. Today I got to walk around inside the place. (We went for more cookies.)

The lights and the colors make for a very rustic, retro feel. The absence of aisles — it is more of a maze than anything — makes it feel very large. And it is something of an event. I could see shopping here. I could see it being amazing to little kids. I could see getting so annoyed with the place I swore it off forever. I can see me shooting a video here on our next visit.

They call themselves the world’s largest dairy store. Their website boasts of a 1992 entry into The Guinness Book of World Records for having “the greatest sales per unit area of any single food store in the United States.”

They focus almost exclusively on perishable items, leaving things like napkins and paper plates to the big chains. They’ve been refining this model from years, perhaps since they opened in 1969.

In the early 1990s Stew Leonard Sr. was convicted of tax fraud. He fell on his sword to keep his son in the business, but there was something like $17 million in cash register receipts moved through their registers illegally. Another son, meanwhile, had his own tax troubles.

There are some great sites to be seen there. The Leonard operation includes its own dairy farms, so they’re bring the milk straight to the store and bottling it there. There is fresh squeezed orange juice. You can have rice cakes spat at you from their machines. There animatronics playing shows every three minutes.

We saw two uniformed security guards. I am not sure why.

How cute is she?

MyGirl

That’s at the Sesame Place Theme Park in Pennsylvania, when The Yankee was four. I enjoy her childhood pictures. There’s always a great expression, and any where she might have even thought about pouting about picture time have long since been removed.

She confessed to putting specific pictures together in the photo albums. There’s a picture of her sitting with her mother on the piano bench, overlapped with another of her, same outfit, standing nearby with her father.

“That was my ‘I want to be a twin’ phase.”

Her mother, who was looking through the pictures with us, was unaware of this phase. But there it was, every few pages, another scene in the yard, or by the Christmas tree, where she was pretending to be a twin in photographs.

You can’t do that in Flickr.

But you could clone it in Photoshop.

This is Maria:

Maria

She runs Tutti’s Ristorante and Pizzeria. I’ve had better Italian, but I had to go to Italy to get it. Her daughter is an aspiring model. Her son is a professional soccer player (though his site seems a bit out of date). He’s now in Serie B in Italy after playing the States, Finland’s Premier Division and Iceland. She’s a proud mom.

This is Chef Pasquale Funicello, a master chef from Sorrento, Italy.

Pasquale

This might be the most dramatic picture I’ve ever managed to take with my phone. Nice little depth of field in the Photoshop app. The light was good, he was leaning in just right and I shot it blind, from the tabletop.

The man makes an incredible marsala.

Anyway, we are home. Allie, the cat, is frantic. I am unpacked. My holiday travels were great, as I hope yours were. Being back in my own kitchen, on my own sofa and looking forward to my own pillow, those are treats too.


29
Dec 11

The best tomato pie of your life

We visited Pepe’s. And, no, this is not becoming a food blog. But Pepe’s is Pepe’s. Here’s the old man on the cover of the menu:

Frank Pepe

But what can you tell about a man from line art? Oh, his pixels are lovely. Mr. Pepe’s actual photograph.

And, no, food photography is difficult, not my strong suit and never works on a cell phone, but this pizza can’t be ignored:

Frank Pepe

Pepe started his first store 86 years ago and, some argue, it is the origin of pizza in the U.S. Who knows? Truly it is the best pizza you’ve ever had. This is not opinion or left to taste, but rather a fact. It is science and we must accept it.

The place is owned by Pepe’s grandson today. We go there every time we visit the in-laws. Ronald Reagan loved it, too. That was back when Connecticut was a GOP stronghold. The Republicans had won Connecticut in eight of 11 presidential post-war elections, only John Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and Barry Goldwater could break their grip. That led up to Bill Clinton, who also enjoyed Pepe’s.

Connecticut has gone Democrat in the last five elections since 1992. Clearly the pizza is the key.

More of their historic photographs are here.

In New Haven, where Pepe’s started, pizza is one of those cultural touchstones that says much about the diner. You’re a Pepe’s fan or a Sally’s person. The competing pizza place was actually founded by Pepe’s nephew in 1938. Sally’s Apizza is no good. As I wrote in 2007, the long wait outside in the cold and the long wait inside aren’t worth considering:

The waiter, who’s doing you a favor by being there, just got off his bike apparently and is still wearing his Harley vest. He finally gets your order, promptly brings the drinks and disappears for 20 minutes. He returns to ask about your order, which he’s incorrectly scribbled. How one pizza becomes three I’ve yet to figure out. Half-an-hour later, when you finally make eye contact with the waiter (who’s doing you a favor) you inquire as to the whereabouts of the pizza.

“We’re on a 90 minute wait,” he sneers while stalking off. Truly, the last half of the sentence is spoken with his back turned. We speculate the wait just grew to 100 minutes. At 75 minutes you consider calling Information to get the number to the nearest Domino’s and order a delivery. At 90 minutes you actually make eye contact with the waiter again (who’s doing you a favor) and get a simple refill.

Throughout this time as people peer into the windows to gauge how busy the little place is you wave them off. “Don’t do it! It isn’t worth it!”

At 100 minutes, as speculated, the pizza arrives.

And it isn’t worth it. The pizza is OK. It is not 100 minute pizza. If such a thing exists you will not find it here. Instead you’ll get a burnt crust and charcoal on your fingers.

Eight minutes later the pizza is gone, because everyone at your table was famished. Ninety-three seconds after that your bill arrives. Sixteen seconds after that you throw the money on the table. The exact change. To the penny. In pennies. Under the pizza tray.

So that’s Sally’s. Pepe’s, meanwhile, made the Guardian‘s best food in the world list.

That’s one down on that list. Forty-nine to go. Lists like that are dangerous for completists. When are you ever going to be in Lisbon, to eat supposedly the world’s best custard tart?

I received a copy of 1,000 Places To See Before You Die a few years ago from a dear friend who decided she wanted to give me angst via the written word. How can I accomplish this? And now I see there are apparently annual editions.

Great. One of my most recent achievements has been removed for the list in favor of some Mongolian Milk trailer 100 yards off the Great Wall of China that is operated by a talented group of tap dancing, orphan entrepreneurs.

She signed the book (which I have lately decided is the best part of receiving a book as a gift):

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

I have visited 30 of the 1,000 sites listed in my copy. (Yes, I’ve counted.) Miles to go, indeed.

Robert Frost knew what he was talking about.

He died in 1963, in Boston. I wonder, did he ever have Pepe’s?


20
Dec 11

Can I be through shopping yet?

Winter is here. The ladybugs are coming inside.

Ladybug

“Just hanging out on the tail light. You weren’t planning on going anywhere were you? Think of all of the aphids that could pop up if I blew off your car miles away. You should probably just stay here.”

The biggest part of winter, so far, has been the complete absence of the sun. If there’s any consolation to the ladybug thing, however, it is that tomorrow is the longest night of the year. And with the shortest day of the year soon behind us, we have plenty to look forward to!

The optimist on the first day of winter is a fool before the last freeze of spring.

Family and shopping today. Picked up a bicycle for a secret Santa gift. Did this at K-Mart, where they have three registers open during the Christmas rush. There is a reason they work at K-Mart. It is a nice little bike, though. The unsuspecting older man that will get this gift is due an upgrade. He pedals a hand-me-down to the store and back home again, but the brakes are gone and the gears are shot.

Finished shopping for my mother. Failed at shopping for my grandparents.

If you fail at three places in a row you should just go home. And so we did.

Family visiting, picked up Chinese food, made a drug store run and then watched the night drift away on the History Channel.

Tomorrow will be a lot like today.


19
Dec 11

Travel day

Hit the road, Jack.

Truck

“There’s no place like the interstate for the holidays … ”

Woke up this morning for breakfast, but the Barbecue House was closed. Everyone who’s ever been in the parking lot of a closed restaurant has muttered oaths and proclaimed the owners as losers of money. You want to spend yours there, after all. But who knows what drove the man to make this choice?

Maybe he just wanted a break. Maybe opening for lunch at 10 means he can sleep in until 8. Maybe he has a problem with biscuits. Maybe there’s a shortage of butter.

You never know. (Though I’ll ask Mr. Price next time I see him.) You just go find breakfast somewhere else. So we went to Cracker Barrel, where there are neither barrels nor crackers. Breakfast. And then packed for the first of the holiday adventures.

After packing — or maybe it was during? — I had to take a short nap. Apparently all of my energy hasn’t yet returned.

So. Finished packing. I had my oil changed before leaving and the guy noticed I have a blown headlight.

I’ll fix that, then.

“Well … The dealerships like you to bring these in because there’s a seal … ”

Designers have begun engineering cars to so completely befuddle the average owner that you must bring your car back to the dealership.

I called the dealership to ask them about how much this would cost.

About $175, to $310, depending on the kind of light in it, he said.

So I’ll be doing that at home. Not that I’d intended to take the thing in. I believe I can turn the wheel, turn a 10mm wrench and find 10 minutes to spare.

Halfway through the drive there was a visit to the mall, which was actually painless, and then a bookstore for a brief bout of Christmas shopping. Dinner at Jim ‘N’ Nicks in Gardendale — has the chain gone downhill since we left town or just that store? — and then the rest of the drive. Lots of driving.

Made it in just before midnight. Everyone was already asleep. Oh yes, the road hits back.