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Aug 15

Katydids, a tiger and criminals

James Lileks always likes to say you never hear the last one. Well, we’re still a good way from this year’s last katydid, and they didn’t mind pointing that out tonight.

If you click on those little play buttons you can hear how the microphone of an iPhone is not very good at capturing this sort of sound. Which is where we are with technology now. It does this thing, and allows me to use this particular tool to create and ship something to another place. And we don’t think it does it especially well.

Two cool cycling stories: UCI Women Get Upgraded to WorldTour Status for 2016:

Starting in 2016, there will be no more UCI Women’s World Cup. Instead, the women will be one step closer to parity with the men after introduction of the UCI Women’s WorldTour.

The idea began to take shape after a summit in December 2014, and the final product will launch at the beginning of the 2016 season.

Women were previously only granted 10 days of racing in the World Cup series, in which their events often lacked the media attention and social media buzz seen during the men’s events. Now, racers will have potentially 30 days of racing available in the WorldTour, which will include stage races instead of simply one-day events.

About time. Let’s get them on TV so I can watch them go, too.

My favorite pro cyclist is Taylor Phinney. He’s been recouping from a horrible leg injury, now back in just his second race in more than a year. And today he did this:

Ridiculous headline: An actual tiger gets loose in Packard Plant in Detroit. A photographer was permitted to use the old facility, but didn’t mention the tiger. And then the animal got loose. Because that’s the sort of thing that one can expect in Detroit, I guess. Though, to be sure, this seems more like a piece of a southern conversation:

“I got a call from a friend who asked me to help them get this tiger out of a staircase,” said Andy Didorosi, 28, of Detroit. “He asked me if I had a leafblower, and I said I had a weedwhacker, so he told me to bring that. … I stopped what I was doing, grabbed my tools and hopped in my truck, because, you know, tiger.

A story to restore your faith in the human spirit: ‘I was asleep but I heard you’: Newlyweds get second chance after traumatic brain injury:

Anna blinked back tears now and gripped Jeremy’s hand as she recalled one of the lowest points of her life.

“I’d always heard about people who were on their deathbeds and holding on, waiting for someone to tell them it’s OK to go. I thought maybe that’s what he was doing,” said Anna.

“I went in to his room and told him, ‘Jeremy I love you so much and I’m so proud of you and you’ve worked so hard. I know you’re tired and it’s OK if you want to let go and want to go home. I’ll be so jealous of you because you’ll be walking the streets of gold with Jesus, but I will be OK here because I have friends and family to look after me.'”

She kissed his forehead and left, expecting that to be their last conversation.

The next day, he began to improve.

His recovery is a modern medical miracle. A friend of mine knows that couple and had a lot to say about them both. It is a charming story.

A story that requires justice: Police recover Tuskegee Airman’s stolen car in St. Louis:

St. Louis police officers found a 93-year-old Tuskegee Airman’s stolen car Tuesday afternoon behind a vacant home a few blocks from where it was taken, according to police sources.

[…]

The man lost his money, then the car, in separate crimes involving at least three men Sunday morning, police said.

The victim appeared to be in good health Tuesday but told a reporter he didn’t want publicity because it would only cause more harm. He said he just wanted to get his car back.

Victimizing an elderly individual is particularly egregious. Let alone a man who was a war hero, a man who had to fight his country to fight for his country. There should be a specialized investigation unit that takes on such cases, a TV-style

Time to build up the distances. So I had a 2,000 yard swim and a four mile run this evening. It all felt nice and slow and easy. So, really, I was moving as fast as I could.


13
Jul 15

Last night’s lightning

We were out for ice cream with friends last night when a storm moved through the area.

I was in a terrible spot for it, but here are a few shots of the storm I took on my phone. Sorry about the foreground, but, hey, lightning shots on my phone. More than 19,000 people have seen these on Twitter. (Seriously.)


1
Jul 15

The stars at play

We read in the paper yesterday and then watched the news where people were discussing the current Venus-Jupiter planetary conjunction.

(It is highly likely that sitting there on the sofa against the wall dividing living room from kitchen is where I first became a news junky — the news was always on and there was always a big stack of newsprint sitting around. It somehow feels now as though I can’t get enough news there. I think because you’re watching the local and evening news and reading this morning’s newspaper, but that’s just a part of my regular information diet these days. But I digress.)

So my grandfather and I walked outside on the family compound last night and we looked up into the appropriate part of the sky.

There’s Venus! And, just there! Giant Jupiter!

I pulled out my phone, powered up one of my sky apps (I have three, and no, I don’t have a problem.) and started identifying stars and constellations and twirled around in the yard like a fool until I found the space station. It was below us and to the west.

My grandfather enjoyed this.

Today, he mentioned all of this to a coworker. (Because he’s the kind of guy who retired five or six years ago and still goes to work almost every day and laughs at how the rest of us talk about our hard days.) That coworker was intrigued and wanted to know more. So my grandfather came home I heard him put together a string of words I wouldn’t have imagined coming from him that morning.

“Oh, what was the name of that app you showed me with … ”

My grandfather: digital native.

So I turned it on again. This time we looked at things in the sky from inside the house, which might have been even more interesting. Look just behind the fireplace there and you’ll see …

When I went outside I took a few screen captures from the SkyView app, because these were just fun.

The constellation Cancer because this is basically my personal crest. He looks like he’s pinching the planets:

And look, Leo the lion is playing with two beach balls!


29
May 15

Waffles, cathedrals, historic tours

Back into Brussels, where we entertained ourselves, ate terribly, had a terrific tour and an all-around lovely day. Brussels is a place you could probably absorb in two or three serious days of trekking. More if you need to hit the bars for the famous Belgian beer. We stuck with the chocolate and the waffles. My word, the waffles.

You should never shoot video of yourself eating, even in time lapse.

This is the exterior of the St. Michael and St. Gudula Cathedral.

Worship here is thought to date back to the ninth century. The current structure was built between the 13th and 16th centuries. The stained glass windows and confessionals go back that far. The pulpit was added in the 17th century and the carillon was installed in 1975. Here’s an interior shot:

During 20th century restorations the remains of a Romanesque church and a Romanesque crypt were discovered.

Here are some of the interior highlights:

We had great chocolate today. And a terrific tour. There’s a four-hour walking tour that begins in the Great Place, where we spent yesterday afternoon. A young Englishman who has changed his citizenship to Belgium gave a terrific tour. We learned about the history of every building in the Great Place — except the Starbucks — how all of this started because of rivers and commerce and that the nation is thoroughly multicultural and full of self-deprecating humor. We talked about the EU, the Congo and the landed gentry of the place.

Here, for example, is the Place Royale, or Koningsplein, near the center of town. This is the second palace construction on the site, after an 18th century fire. In 1831, the coronation of King Leopold I, Belgium’s first king, was held here. There are plans to start a restoration of the facilities in the next few years.

The statue is of Godfrey of Bouillon, an 11th century Frankish knight, and most notably one of the leaders of the first Crusade, in 1096, and briefly became the first ruler of the Kingdom of Jerusalem. Godfrey’s likeness was installed in 1848, replacing the statue of Prince Charles Alexander of Lorraine that was melted down for the metal during the French Revolution.

This is the Mont des Arts. Once a heavily populated area, King Leopold II bought up the land and had the buildings destroyed. Eventually, it became a temporary garden, and since the 1950s some of the land has been used for the Royal Library of Belgium and the Congress Palace. The congressional fountains are beneath you in the foreground. In the distance you can see the spire of city hall and the Grand Place.

It was here we heard the best story of the day. In the early stages of World War I Germany was trying to outflank France. They wanted to go through Belgium, a small and then still very young country. King Albert, who ruled neutral Belgium, said “I rule a nation, not a road.”

The Germans came in, the Belgians resisted. They didn’t last long, of course, but the violation of their neutrality brought the English into the fray. Albert commanded his army. His son Prince Leopold fought in the ranks and his wife, Queen Elizabeth, worked as a front line nurse. The army, about 10 percent the size of the Germans, was pushed back to the coast. They resisted for about a month, key weeks for France and the UK in the early going of the war. Belgium would be occupied by the Germans throughout the war. Opening the dikes created a flood plain and that was all that stood between the German forces and the tiny Belgian army.

How can you not love Belgians after a story like that?

Almost immediately after our tour it started raining. Hard. So we ducked into a Vietnamese restaurant. It was our only real meal of the day. It was delicious. After that we had another waffle. So that was two-and-a-half on the day. But, hey, we didn’t have any fries.

We hung out with Sydney today:

And I want to know why no gift shop in Belgium sells waffle magnets. This seems an oversight.


10
Apr 15

Another day at SSCA

Here is a panel you missed this morning. We were, I think, both entertaining and thoughtful. It was both theoretic and nostalgic. And almost all of the examples that came out of the panel were tales that started with some dystopian or post-apocalyptic backstory, which I found to be interesting. Just read the description, and imagine you were there:

It led to this quote, from our friend and co-panelist Dr. Brian Brantley, which was spot on:

And I don’t even like zombie films. Or mobster films. I think they’re kind of the same, actually.

I also chaired a panel on politics and sat in on another one where The Yankee presented, and caught a fourth session elsewhere, as well. It was a good day at the conference.

We have friends here in Tampa — Jenni, with whom we ran the Augusta half-Ironman last year and her husband, Gavin, who flies rockets and works for the county. That sounds like he flies rockets for the county, and I think he would appreciate that dangling gerund, so I’ll just leave it as is They took us here:

They took us not knowing we’ve had lunch at one of their cafes for two days in a row. That’s OK. We’re going back there again tomorrow.

The neon side overhead:

Across the street, the local branch of “My bank is more patriotic than your bank.”

Inside the restaurant, I enjoyed the roast pork “a la Cubana.” I even enjoyed the plantains, and I don’t even like plantain. Gavin, meanwhile, ordered the flaming steak. That was a first for me. He said it was delicious:

The restaurant has been around for more than a century, aimed at the working man, but has evolved somewhat over the decades. It is still a family-owned place. The menu is covered in their history. This is one of the best stories I’ve read in a menu (and I always read the stories in a menu):

Outside and around the corner, here are the six generations of that family who poured their lives into the place:

The whole block, it seemed, was dressed up in the style. I wonder what happens to those tiles when the seventh generation comes along.