cycling


5
Jul 11

Attention shoppers

Started the day on the bike, as per usual. Made it 14.5 miles. It was warm and bright and sunny, but that wasn’t the problem. There’s a cramping pain in my shoulder that would not allow me to look behind me to the left. This is important, you know, to monitor traffic, so I figured I should call it an early day.

Which is very interesting. At 20 miles I feel as if I can at least say I’ve had a little exercise. Thirty miles seems to be where I can say is a good place to park the bike, clean up and still have a marginally useful day. Higher than that and the bike ride becomes the day, physically speaking. Thirty isn’t a plateau, but you can see it from there. Fifteen? Why bother?

I pedaled around most of the bypass, hooked a left through the airport’s neighborhood and decided to shut down from there. I took the downhill express route home, and found The Yankee already back inside. She’d bailed, too, blaming the sun.

So we had a day of Court TV. Casey Anthony not guilty! I’m shocked! Appalled! I don’t know why, but the media is telling me I should be! And the media is full of talented litigators.

This sort of news holds little sway with me anywhere. It’s terrible on the personal level and cheap and facile from the news media’s perspective. No doubt it is very important to those involved, and I understand how bystanders can become invested in it. We’ve all been there on some type of story or another. This particular one just isn’t for me.

This is what I know of the entire story, which has been going on for years now: a child is dead, a mother is the suspect and she probably won’t win any Mother of the Year awards. So, naturally, I’m shocked. SHOCKED!

Because the newspapers tomorrow will tell me I should be; just like the talking heads have told me I should be all day. Except for that one lady on CNN, who suggested a lynch mob was on the verge of forming at the courthouse.

Really?

They set up for a jury press conference. Those wishing to take part could stand before the media and give an oration dissimilar to the fiery stuff that came out of one of the defense counselor’s head. The jury demurred. And that’s where the entire thing got boring.

I’m only writing this for the search engines. Casey Anthony! Mother of the Year! Guilty! Not guilty!

Shameful, isn’t it? And that’s what cable news has been doing for months. Or, in the case of some of the Headline News wags, years.

In my fun reading today I stumbled across a site called Dead Malls. This is a subject of little interest to me, but I appreciate the labor of love that goes into it. There’s a generation of culture built into the trappings and successes and failures of the mall culture. And you have to know, beginning a site like this, that your audience is extremely narrow. Who wants to read about a mall in Peoria except for the good people of Peoria?

Here are three I skimmed from Alabama: Eastwood, Century Plaza and Montgomery. The first two I’d actually visited at one point or another.

I’ll admit it. I was a teen in the right time for malls. They were a great place to meet with friends, play video games, catch a movie, buy things and play with the gadgets at Brookstone. Visiting one now does seem a bit different. Maybe it is timing, or age or the economy, but the vibrance seems gone.

Of course, I’ve been in a dead mall, too. I suddenly remembered. Only those people hadn’t covered it. To the Googles!

Another mall blog — there are several, it turns out — chronicles the sad demise and the odd current stasis that inhabits Westlake Mall.

The guy that runs that site is in his early-30s. He’s from Atlanta. And, despite clearly being uncomfortable cruising around the place he has the history pretty well figured out. The comments are wonderfully insightful. I left one, too, because one good comment deserves another and another. And it all harkens back to a changing of the retail guard, names I can recall in locations I would know better under different fonts and signage. But still. What was Woolworth became a Walmart, until they moved and that is now a Big Lots and a Fred’s. What used to be Zayre morphed into Kmart which was in a perpetual slide, but is now a thrift store. What was once Westlake Mall went through two iterations of anchor stores. (I remember the Consumer Warehouse Foods, where you wrote your own prices so they didn’t have to employ extra help, thereby keeping prices down. I recall Ronnie Marchant Furniture which was going out of business for 20 years, but is even still open today just a few blocks away from the mall. I recall Goody’s, in what used to be Loveman’s, have the faintest recollection of Sears and a Handy electronics place where no one ever seemed to buy anything.) The mall finally died after years on life support around the turn of the century and is now owned by a car salesman (who’s sons I knew in elementary school) who hopes to turn it into a giant flea market. Maybe.

Retail is always changing, but it seems to have changed a lot in my youth.

I began looking at other malls on his site. Here’s the Galleria, the local mall of choice in my youth, which was fabulous and then became generic, but is still rather impressive to see, especially through other people’s eyes.

I wrote of this in an Email to a friend, suggesting he give it a look because there would be a few names he recognized. I said this is another in a long list of “I love the Internet” moments. He wrote back that that is sort of sad.

Not sure if he meant the dead malls or what I found interesting today.

One final interesting thing: All of this somehow led me to an old column one of the local writers had on the fabled Bessemer Super Highway. He once ruffled some feathers by asking what was so super about it. (The corridor has seen better economic days. And that’s being kind.) Also, he said, it isn’t precisely a highway.

This, of course, prompted a reply and a terrific picture. Most importantly he received a little written history from a former DOT official that explained the road:

By the mid-1930’s, the State Highway Department began serious consideration of (a) new route to connect Jefferson County’s two major cities.

State engineers were aware of the revolutionary freeway system, the Autobahn, being developed in Germany and acquired a set of design plans from the Europeans. They then applied the design to a new highway … Unfortunately, the economic constraints resulting from the Great Depression caused the State to eliminate plans for a complete freeway facility.

[…]

However, the completed product was magnificent and resulted in the State’s first completely new multi-lane highway with roadways separated by a grassed median. The State Highway Department intended to simply call the highway the Birmingham-Bessemer Boulevard, but the public was so enamored with the facility, they dubbed it the “Bessemer Super Highway” and the designation was ultimately officially adopted. In 1940, a lighting system was installed along the route and, for a time, the Super Highway was the longest whiteway east of the Rocky Mountains.

[…]

Had the State been able to carry through with the original plans, the Super Highway would have pre-dated Connecticut’s Merritt Parkway and the Pennsylvania Turnpike as the first freeway in America.

I grew up alongside what was almost the first freeway in the country. The Yankee grew up alongside the Merritt, which was the first.

MerrittParkway

That’s an M.P. Wolcott shot of the Merritt Parkway (via the Library of Congress), in July 1941 Connecticut, months before people knew what Pearl Harbor was. This was 70 years ago, perhaps to the day. What do you think they were listening to on their car radios?


3
Jul 11

Breaking the wall

How’s it going?

“Alright. How are you?”

Good. Beginning to wonder about this ride, though.

“Yeah, I was going to say, it is hot out.”

If I’m not back in three hours send out the search party.

“We’ll send the air conditioning, too!”

That was my neighbor, at the beginning of my ride today. He was pampering a Rolls, so I didn’t have a lot of faith that he’d come looking for me. And there was a moment or two when I could have used the help today. I took a route we’re accustomed to, but then branched off of it and headed out to another wide spot in the road, just to have a different route.

Sometimes you need to see different trees.

So 13 miles in I turned left and pedaled down a round that was closed. Signs and everything. I dislike backtracking on my bike, so I’d determined that I would just become the cyclocross type if I had to negotiate a bad bridge. But the road was fine. Better than fine, really. It was perfect. Newly painted and still without traffic. Made it through the now absent construction and then found that the road turned to dirt.

A lady happened to be checking her mail just then and we discussed the roads. It seems the road I’d mapped out for myself was just gravel the rest of the way. I’m not interested in that, so I had to backtrack. Go to the next intersection back, she said, take a right and then ride that until it ends. Another right will take you to to 280.

Which is what I’d hoped to avoid, but that’s my only option. So I backtracked, passed the Auburn asphalt research center — the roads around it are, unsurprisingly, in pretty decent shape — and ultimately found myself on the road I’d originally hoped to reach. This was about the halfway point.

And now am I’m on roads I’ve never been on. There’s nothing but woods and the occasional house.

I like to know where I’m going. I like to know the roads, the distances and what’s out there so I can meter my pace, ration my water and generally feel like I can tell someone where I am if there’s a problem. But my detour has thrown all of my distances out of whack. There’s not a gas station around for miles. Fourteen miles, in fact. Also it is mid-day. And hot. And I’m by this point thirsty.

So I nursed my water and pedaled on. And, if you passed me, I’m sorry about that.

Here are some of the scenes:

Barn

The artist seems to be making a statement of rural life here. Note the overexposure, the storm moving in over the dilapidated farm and the heavy equipment lying in repose beneath the shade tree.

Or it could be that I was trying to not fall off my bike.

Hay!

Hay

Where I saw possibly the largest butterfly of my life. Birds thought it intimidating:

Curve

When was the last time you saw bunting? Note the very friendly folks who waved me on from the parking lot there.

Church

And, finally:

Barn

After that seven mile stretch, which felt more like a test of purgatory — and far more than seven miles because I was limping along for fear of my water situation — I made it back to the home road. After four more familiar miles I was back to a gas station where we frequently stop. It is my goal to carry my bike inside the store and not have them be surprised by it.

While I was picking up a Gatorade it began to rain, so I sipped my drinks under their covered picnic table area. I drank 64-ounces of fluid and didn’t even feel it. (Did I mention the heat index had been around 100 degrees and I’d been outside for several hours?) The rain passed. I got back on my bike, ignored the aching protests from my body, which pretended to not know I had a little way to go, yet.

I pedaled close to home, through the red light and past the drugstore and down the long straightaway that is my sprint. I pushed beyond the subdivision, choosing the longer way home, so up another hill, where I was by now getting a kick from the Gatorade and raisins and pedaling like a maniac, and then onto another road and then two more hills. The last of which was almost the end of me.

Made it home, got cleaned up and deleted the map I’d made for the trip, redrawing instead the route I wound up taking.

When I plugged it into MapMyRide I found good news. I broke through my wall. The last three long rides I’ve hit the physical and mental wall at 42-miles. My first “long ride” was 42 miles, and I was done, physically spent, just as we got home. The second time I’d planned to do 42 miles I made it home and felt better, but there was nothing left in me. The third time I’d planned for 50, but called it off at 42.

This was my fourth try, and my original plan today would have been 47 miles. But there were those changes in my route so I had no real idea. On the bike I felt great, though, so I was worried about the actual distance.

Fifty miles.

Did I mention how hot it was?

We visited the grocery store before dinner, bought the things from the list, made jokes of other things that caught our eye, acted silly and had a nice time of it. The cashier rang us up. Another young man bagged our items. He offered to carry them out for us, which is nice, but silly.

He seemed incredulous, disbelieving that I could handle the last 16 feet. Never mind that I’ve been pushing the cart all over the store. Or that there’s someone in one of the lines who might need more of your strapping young help.

Besides, I wanted to say, I just rode 50 miles in blistering heat. I can do this.

Like I deserve a medal or something.

We had chicken parmesan tonight, which is a tasty dish The Yankee makes. Chicken, cheese, sauce, pasta. I could have eaten another plate or two. I burned some where between 3,400 to 4,600 calories today. I could afford more pasta.

Tomorrow I’ll rest. Tuesday I’ll do more riding and reading and writing … that’s the summer to me.


1
Jul 11

The monthly movie returns — July? Already?

I spent 23 miles — or 27, our maps are at odds — on the bike today. Lot’s of bike lately. More cycling in the future. And that inspired the movie, which has been on a several months long hiatus.

Usually because I forget about the thing until the third or so. Anyway. For those newcomers, the idea is that this little video, just 30 seconds, sets the stage for the month, on the first day of the month. Usually there is a theme. And here we are.

Which reminds me, I should also update the video section of the site.

This, if you were wondering, was all shot on the iPhone. Now stop wondering and go enjoy your weekend.


29
Jun 11

Four stories for the price of one

Let us recall: I did 42 miles on the bike yesterday. That was, in a sense, giving up on my original plan. Recall I’d planned to do 50 miles. But, when I crossed the artery off which our subdivision thrives I noted a deep, emotional pleasure of seeing the road sign. Taking that as a sign, I turned and headed in.

Because saying no to the last 10 miles with a heat index of 96, to me, is giving up.

But the better for it, I felt. Discretion and all that. Saddle sores can’t be nearly as fun as the alliteration they make. So I was OK with it, especially after rubbing a curative elixir in my quads. All of that was yesterday, after which I visited the helpful bike store which is full of helpful lads doing thoughtful things trying to keep their laughter about your predicament to a minimum.

This pain in my hand, for instance. And what about this? And how do I? Why, yes, 42 miles, thank you. Why do you snicker?

So today The Yankee and I set out for more of this delightful fun, where the heat index was a mellow 90 degress — hey, even the relative humidity has a take a day off every now and again — and we covered 29 miles.

Well, I covered 29 miles. I took a slightly longer route, intent on racing her home. But then every part of me gave out in the last few miles. Which doesn’t mean anything bad, really. Not to worry. I just coasted more than I should. And wondered how I could simultaneously cramp in 103 percent of my body.

She beat me soundly.

Here’s the cheering section.

Horses

Note their casually dismissive approach to encouragement. The distance between camera and subject isn’t expressive enough, but the fence line keeps them back and their lack of amazement by my cycling further restricts them.

At first I thought that it was a denuded poplar tree in the background. When I finally cropped the picture I realized it was the power pole. Cursed power poles. Yesterday, on one long stretch of highway I found no shade. All of the blessed, dark coolness was on the left-hand side of the road. It was long and my field of vision was clear. This blisteringly hot condition was continuing on for some time. And then, I realized, it was the power poles. They were all on my side of the highway. Everything else had been clear cut.

And I uttered perhaps the most petulant thing I’ve said in my adult life.

Oh, like these people need power.

Clearly my shade was more important.

Where I tell you about our search for dinner: Have I mentioned we broke one of the toilets in our house? I did. How about the various evil spirit curses placed upon our property?

When we first moved in we broke the thermostat. That cost $50.

Then I broke the shower head trying to fix a drip. That led to a larger problem which required plumbers, a drywall saw and an acetylene torch. It should have cost us about $1400, the plumber said, since it was a weekend. Fortunately the house warrant and the new shower head stuff cost us around $100.

And then we woke up one weekend to find the frozen contents of our refrigerator hanging out in liquid form on the floor. That cost us $50 (thanks home warranty) plus whatever we paid for ice and dry ice to preserve our perishables.

(We’d been in the house for two months by then.)

Then, in October, the dishwasher broke. Fifty more bucks. (And our second in-house electrocution.)

Then it broke again in December. We had it repaired during the holidays. Yep, $50 more.

This list does not include the bird feeder or the cable/Internet problems.

It does now include March’s necessary garage door button replacement.

It should also be noted that another air conditioner man had to come out and replace a contact on our external unit. Seems you can stop a Trane. And I have to pay $55 dollars to get back on board. This was, apparently, not noted in the blog. But believe me, it happened. I have the canceled check to prove it.

The current minor plumbing issues.

At this point we’re keeping a running total of the devious spirits.

So, to quickly recap (because, really, this story is about dinner): I replaced the flapper in the basin of each toilet tank. In doing so I managed to make one of them leak. I emptied it again and dried the tank, hoping a sealant would be an easy and quick fix. Tonight we visited Lowe’s to get silicon. I run across a man who works there who suggests the fix is probably in a filter, and corrosion related. So he dissuades me from picking up a sealant, encouraging me to bring in the damaged parts so we can find a suitable replacement. “Oh and plumbing repairs are seldom easy.”

Not that that was anything new to hear.

So we leave Lowe’s and look for dinner. We rattle off the options, prattle off the things that don’t sound good and turn to a food app. Thai! There’s Thai in Opelika. We turn the car around and drive across town. We find the right place, where we see a sign that translates to mean “We are no longer Thai.”

NoThai

We settle on Logans. Which is right across the street from Lowe’s. When the waiter comes The Yankee orders. He turns to me. I’ll have the Thai. This is hysterical to everyone. They’re holding a ceremony to honor this joke next week.

Where I tell you about my repair work: After dinner I decided to investigate the water filter on our refrigerator. This is the first unit I’ve ever had with the water and ice dispenser in the door. There must be, I rationalize, a filter somewhere. Probably it needs replacement.

I do a little study. I find the Whirlpool site that tells me precisely where the filter is. The site insists I find the model number so that it can tell me what filter to order.

I find the model number of the refrigerator. I enter it into the Whirlpool website, which does not recognize it. I enter it again. I carefully inspect my data entry. Still the Whirlpool database suggests this is a secret box of government documents, or perhaps a crate of uranium, anything but a series of letters and numbers that correspond to a refrigerator. I examine each number on the filter. I enter them all into the Whirlpool site. None are recognized.

I’ll just order a new one by eye. Because this is a good technique for this house.

Fridge

I decide, after failing to resolve my refrigerator issue, to take apart the toilet tank. One needs the feeder hoses, washers and connectors so the hardworking folks at Lowe’s can remind me: lefty loosey, righty tighty.

I remember that to put the flapper into this tank that I had to remove the feeder tube that pumps the refill water in the right place. This wiggled the floater canister, which controls how much water the tank holds. This is the area in which the leak has suddenly appeared. I take the entire thing apart and put it back together. I torque it as if I need to crank down the landing gear so we can safely put down and we’re only getting one chance at this. I say a little prayer, pre-select an oath to mutter just in case, and fill the tank.

No leak!

This is the first thing I’ve fixed in this house that cost five bucks and stayed at that price.

But the brick which is in there, because water displacement saves the earth, started making noise. Seems the porous brick had dried out. The water seeping in and the air escaping sounds like a rainforest. After a few flushes the creatures in the brick were drowned and silenced.

I tinkered with the master bathroom’s toilet, too, because I did not like the flush rate. I adjusted the chain’s location on the handle, which improves the turning ratio (and now it can climb semi-steep hills). I realized, in glancing at the flapper package as I’m about to throw it away, that there is a part of that rubberized flapper I was supposed to cut away. I make the requisite snips.

Now that one is running again.


28
Jun 11

Too much time in the saddle

I set out to ride 51 miles today, but cut it short out of fatigue and a threatening storm. I finished at 42 miles, though, which is now the place the mental wall is going up. Three times I’ve been to 42 miles now, and each has felt just about the most I could possibly do.

We discussed this at the bike shop this afternoon. Seems I should eat more.

Pictures from the trip? I took a few.

This is before I bottomed out:

Countryside

And this is about the spot where my endurance betrayed me:

Curve

So I plodded on through much of my pre-planned course. Stopped to refill the drink bottles across the street from the old Bottle. (Wikipedia calls it a community, but that’s overstating the case.) The landmark has been gone for years, but it is still on state maps. Here’s the scene today:

Countryside