Tuesday


26
Oct 21

A day that always seemed difficult, but was actually easy

I went to the recycling center to drop off some expired fluorescent bulbs. (Our closets have fluorescent bulbs. I have questions.) There are … one, two, three, four, five recycling centers in this county. Of those five, only one accepts this sort of light bulb. It is not our usual recycling center, which is to say, the closest one. It is three miles away from that one, an improbable nine-minute drive. So maybe it’s the next closest, but when I got down there today …

Always read the website yourself, that’s what I’ve learned. And if you ever meet anyone in charge of the solid waste management office, ask about these seemingly arbitrary Open/Closed days.

So I went to Lowes, for the second time in three days, because that’s the way it works. Lowe’s is 6.4 miles and 12 minutes from that recycling center. And today I needed to pick up a toilet seat. Because I broke the one I’d installed just two months ago.

Whoever heard of that?

I walked down the correct aisle, around a slow-moving couple who were deliberately deciding among off-white bathroom fixtures, and found all of the toilet seats were blocked by a scissor lift. Eventually a person wearing the “I work here” red vest and the “but please don’t ask me about it” expression walked by. I asked her if she could move the store equipment. We discussed the issue and she found that what I wanted was only partially blocked, so she didn’t have to find a person to move the lift. She squeezed in between that and the aisle and grabbed the thing. That was easy.

Paid, walked out, thought about it and grabbed those light bulbs. Turns out Lowe’s accepts those for recycling. That was easy, too. A theme emerges.

I had lunch with my friend, and a former student, Auston Matricardi. He watches things, talks to people, assembles sentences and applies punctuation for a living.

He’s a sports writer. A pretty great one, too.

And the building behind us there is where I work, and where we met. He was also a sports broadcaster. He’s one of those people that’s capable of doing whatever is before him.

The sort that makes the rest of us jealous.

Videos from the studio … here’s the morning show. They talked to a tarot card reader. And they got a lot of tarot cards read. Then they visited a haunted house, and that part is highly amusing.

It’s a fun show, all new people, the crew is largely new, and they are coming into their own nicely.

And this show is brand new, one of two the student television station has launched this semester, a fun look at students making films.

And today they shoot the news shows. One, which I’m teasing here, had a Halloween theme.

You’ll see that tomorrow.

This evening I got home and removed the new broken toilet seat and installed the new new one. So scarred am I from recent projects that I feared the worst, but it was simple: remove two plastic screws on the old one and line up the parts for the two plastic screws of the new one.

I wonder if I can get my money back on a busted seat which is still well within the store’s general policy time. We’ll find out Thursday! (Update: I did.)

But there will be much more here tomorrow. Who knows what theme it will hold. Don’t miss out!


19
Oct 21

New tie Tuesday!

Back in the suits this week. Just another series of things to customize some kind of way. Just imagine this in the morning.

You do the regular stuff. Shower, shave, and so on. Then you slap in some fresh collar stays into your shirt. Fortunately, I did all of the week’s ironing last night. But I still have to get a tie that works with this suit. And then a pocket square that compliments (but only just) the tie. So, anyway …

The daily duds: Pictures of clothes I put here to, hopefully, help avoid embarrassing scheme repeats.

Oh, and you have to make your pocket square behave in whichever way you want it to today. I found a great page with 52 ways to fold a pocket square. I’ve probably used two dozen, have found some to gravitate toward and will soon be making it up, I’m sure.

After that, it’s the cufflinks. And which should we bring together? The tie or the pocket square?

It’s an additional sequence of events, is all. You have to remember all the things you don’t want to forget, and allot enough time for it.

We were in the studio this evening. There was the traditional news show and the pop culture show, where the president of the student government stopped by for a quick interview. And they discussed bones and no bones days.

(You’re going to hear all about that elsewhere later this week.)

Those shows will both be online tomorrow.

Speaking of studio stuff, here’s one of the entertainment productions. It was produced last Friday. And there’s apparently ghosts.

Now, the campus is supposedly haunted. (I’ve never been on that tour. I’m always working, it seems.) But the building that particular studio is in doesn’t have any ghost stories.

Yet. Sebastian and Mia could very well be making some good tales for us these next few weeks.


12
Oct 21

A small, planned, surgery

Everyone is fine. Everything was scheduled and everything went just as expected and everyone is healthy and happy.

But we’re at the Cleveland Clinic because The Yankee finally found the proper diagnosis for a leg issue that’s vexed her for years. She’s gone through many doctors — some doing diligent troubleshooting to eliminate possibilities, others stymied by the problem and at least one that said “Oh, that’s just stress” — and it finally led to an answer, and a reminder of what it means for some people who are ‘practicing medicine.’

Anyway, one doctor somewhere along the way uttered a medical term and she came back to the house and looked it up and read about it and then, mindful of her training as a social scientist, she deliberately stopped reading about it, hoping to avoid confirmation bias. We talked about it at great length, medical doctors that we aren’t. And we went to see a guy here:

Because one of the things we know how to do is research. And when you have a tricky and difficult and rare circumstance you want the very best specialist in the game. There are two figures at the top of the list on this particular artery problem, and one of them works at the Cleveland Clinic. So we went over for a visit in July and met The Expert, Dr. Sean Lyden, and part of his team.

He heard the story, even guessed at some of it, as he explained how this came to be his specialty, and did some demos on our arms to demonstrate the problem in a different way. He drew a picture of how it was all supposed to work and a picture of how it probably looked. Then he sent my lovely bride off for some scans. And, wouldn’t you know, the scans came back exactly as his drawings. He’s The Expert, you see.

You have five arteries in your leg. One of them, the popliteal, is the focus here. It’s a rare thing, but in some people the muscles surrounding that artery can move it out of position. That can cause problems with the circulation into your calf and foot. So you get tingling, numbness, discoloration and some other uncomfortable complications. It’s a lot like crimping a water hose, if the water hose was moving blood around your body.

So this week, today, was the time for a small surgery to correct the problem in one leg. We came to Cleveland yesterday and had the pre-op meetings with a physician’s assistant, an anesthesiology fellow (or maybe he was a hospital painter, the uniforms make it hard to tell) and to do some bloodwork. All of the pre-op stuff was perfect, of course. So, this morning, we got up at 5-something and she was admitted and had the surgery at 6-something.

I sat in an uncrowded waiting room and read for a while. Then I dozed off because who can sleep in the nights before a loved one’s surgery? They give you pagers while you wait. You get text updates about the procedure and, eventually there’s a message that says come to the desk for a surgical update. At the front desk a woman who has what I will always think of as the most peaceful stroll in the world walks you back to a room to wait for the doctor.

There’s a love seat there, and two chairs. There’s a coffee table with a giant sketch pad and a phone. There are two doors. Everything is gray or brown. It’s a deliberately muted space. Eventually the doctor comes in from the other door. He re-introduced himself, sits down next to me and again makes his drawing on the sketch pad. Everything went just as planned, he said, and the rest of it doesn’t matter too much, plus he is, by now, also deeply into his morning’s ration of Red Bulls. “You’ll get to go back and see her,” he says, “in about an hour.” And then we chat about last weekend’s Ironman. I told him she won the whole thing because it’s a mental thing and she’s very strong.

So I stepped outside and called my mother-in-law to share the good news. And I called my mom with the good news and texted the rest of the people on the update list. By the time all of that was done it was time to be reunited. Up one floor, through some double doors and then sit in the step-down area. She wasn’t in pain, very calm and entirely lucid — but that part of mental processing that’s important for writing memories was still foggy from the anesthesia. After a while, she got a room elsewhere in the hospital, where we spent the rest of the day starting the recuperation.

She’s staying there overnight. All part of the plan. She has wonderful nurses and everyone in this place is incredibly helpful and kind. The only downside is that I couldn’t stay. Visiting hours ended at 9 p.m.

Almost all of the hospital stuff we’ve done over the years has been outpatient — modern medicine and insurance and good fortune. The one time she had an overnight hospital stay I spent a long, restless night in an uncomfortable recliner, just two weeks after a surgery of my own. (I can’t recommend that sequence of events.) Tonight, though, I had to leave her in her hospital room all alone, which is, to me, one of the worst sounding things imaginable.

We said our goodnights and managed not to cause a scene. I walked two blocks to the right to the drug store to get a snack and then the four blocks the other way to our hotel room. I turned the volume on my phone all the way up, wishing I could turn it up louder. I’ll go back in the morning, of course. The plan is to check out, staying local one more night, before leaving C-Town for B-Town. Tomorrow, we can rest.


5
Oct 21

A stationary front

The signs of summer are still with us. Saw this lovely little bit of shrubbery on a walk late last evening.

The signs of fall are coming slowly, and then suddenly. Same walk, just a little farther up on the same path.

So today my pocket square is autumnal.

Two years ago we observed Halloween and a snowfall. I’m going to try to not think about that every day between now and then. Each day in the next week or two when we have temperatures in the 70s and low 80s are a gift. A confusing gift.

But that weather out there? My friend Caroline Klare told me it would be like this.

In 2017 IUSTV decided to incorporate some weather into their newscasts. Someone knew someone studying atmospheric sciences. The first student-meteorologist was great, figured the TV thing out very quickly and did a fantastic job right up to graduation and went out into the world and got a job at BAMWX, a weather tech company. Two more students came through, one went to graduate school out west. One landed a great TV job in North Carolina, and Caroline is the last of that original cohort. Incredibly smart woman, wise beyond her years. She’s had a meteorology job waiting for her since her junior year.

Often as not, she orders me up some lovely weather, too.

I’m thinking about going to study atmosphere sciences.


28
Sep 21

Puck and Oberon do not appear in this post, but other fossils do

Here are a few of the crinoids I found down on the lake shore on Friday, or, as I’ve lately come to think of it, My Struggles With White Balance.

I shot all of these on my phone, because that’s convenient, isn’t it? But, next time, a real camera. There’s just far too much variation, and at the same time, a poor representation of the fossils colors.

Here are a few small samples of the 340-million-or-so year old columnal segments which became a part of sedimentary rock.

At first I wrote that in the present tense. Like it was happening before our eyes. How many millions of years ago did all those lumps freeze up as one?

You don’t often find samples, at this site anyway, which demonstrate the animal’s branches.

And a bunch of the typically small artifacts you’ll find on a public and oft-used site.

But, hey, not everyone comes here for the fossils.

No one does.

Some of you want to see things that are living.

Or at least pretending!

So here’s a rugged bit of damage on a young tree just trying to make do in the shadows of its elders.

(It’s doing well, in fact.)

Somewhere after noticing fall, and all of its pleasures, it’s time to notice the falling away of the ubiquities of summer. It’s the moment after Lileks’ annual observation of the apogee of summer and before Camus’ proclamation of the second spring, and you can see it easiest in the flowers we still have now.

All year, these two walnuts have been together. I wonder how far apart they’ll be when they eventually fall from the branches. I’m not saying it’s Midnight Summer’s Dream in those woods, but if you think of Hermia at the end of the second act, I would understand.

And, if it’s too late in the month for a bad Shakespeare reference, here’s something more prosaic. Anna Black is doing standups for What’s Up Weekly and I somehow managed to get all the signs in one shot. And she isn’t even blinking here!

That was this evening, one of two shows the news division of IUSTV produced this evening. I’ll share them in this space when they make it online, which should be sometime tomorrow.