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Apr 12

Pain in the neck

Much as I like to complain about this sort of thing, I haven’t done so. Until now, of course.

Three weeks ago I narrowly avoided broadsiding an SUV on my bike. I’d been in the saddle for three or four hours. I was back in the neighborhood, but was dragging. My head was down. A lady turned right in front of me. I looked up just in time to yank my bike over hard.

I missed her handsome SUV, but strained my neck. It stretched out just fine that afternoon, so I figured I was dehydrated.

Two weeks ago, in San Antonio, I slept on a poor bed in a shabby room. On Saturday I stood up from breakfast and everything in my neck suddenly felt weird. I took a few extra hot showers that day and everything stretched out, improving so much that I’d all but forgotten about it by dinner time.

And that’s when I played with our friends’ four-year-old. We were doing that thing where you swing the kid’s feet over his head by his arms. He loved it. Four or five times his father and I pitched him in the between us.

Suddenly there was a blinding, white light. Put the kid down, deal with this strangely powerful pain in the neck.

I’ve been fighting this, and losing, ever since. The odd thing is that it moves around. One day it is on the right side of my neck. The next day it could be on the left side. I look like a zombie in the mornings. There’s no turning of the head, and I’m trying to do everything from my waist. It loosens up as the day progresses, but there’s always some point I can’t move beyond. Looking down is pretty much impossible. Tilting my head back is about the worst thing imaginable.

It has moved to my back. Everything from my shoulder blades up is suspect. My trapezius muscles don’t know what is going on.
Tuesday I complained about a spasm in my right shoulder that almost turned me into a one-handed individual. So The Yankee booked me a bit of soigneur-style therapy.

Which was great. Nice lady. She was from Pennsylvania, studied in South Carolina. Found her way to Birmingham … “There was a boy.”

A familiar tale. But I didn’t press for details. As I sat on the table and as we talked my left shoulder spasmed up. Interesting sensation.

So I must, somehow, change the way I sleep. Do this, do that; come back if you aren’t better in a week or two.

I’m tired of this. I’m not interested in giving it two weeks. Sleeping is tough, waking up is worse. Can’t ride my bike. Turning around in the car is a bit painful, making some intersections uncomfortable.

This is approaching miserable, but it could be worse. Then again I could also not hurt.


26
Mar 12

I’ve got nothing.

Roy Orbison, Iggy Pop, The Bangles and Darius Rucker each have a song with that title. I don’t especially relate to anything of them just now. Even so:

There’s a busy schedule and a weary feeling, same as everyone else.

I taught a class. So that was fun. We talked about the best spring break experiences. Someone went to Disney. Someone went to Disney. Someone got snowed on in the grand canyon. I spoke with someone who dislocated a shoulder. And someone else who had shoulder surgery.

The best spring break stories are usually a degree or two better than the surgical ones, if you ask me.

Caught up on a bunch of reading. So now my stack is merely overwhelming, I suppose.

That’s a big enough word for me, thanks.

Just so it’d be done I spent a few minutes cleaning up the photo galleries. February and March were hastily dashed off and will now pass for up-to-date.

And now on to more pressing things. More when I got something.


22
Mar 12

Much better now, thanks

I woke up hungry this morning, which is how I knew things were looking up. Let’s call whatever moved in on Tuesday night and dominated Wednesday a minor, temporary inconvenience and move on.

There is this, though:

cups

When I was in the third grade I came down with chicken pox during my spring break. I was at my grandparents. They were out in the country enough that a trip into town to see the pharmacist was good enough to verify the pox unto me. The druggist suggested I not travel. I was staying with my grandparents for a few days longer.

This would ordinarily not be a problem, but I’d had perfect attendance in the second grade and made it all the way to spring break in the third grade without missing any school. This was upsetting.

And then the itching really began.

After a while it all became miserable, one of the more painful being a spot right on a biceps tendon, irritated each time I walked. But I was fairly well covered in the horrible little blotches.

The only thing that made me feel better was the custom-ordered and custom-heated chicken noodle soup with crumbled up crackers and tea in the red plastic cup.

My grandmother has always been amused by me, and she’s spoiled me with all of her precious heart. (I was her first grandchild.) And so this silly, pathetic little request was honored for almost every meal for the week or so I fought off the chicken pox. My grandmother has a very giving spirit.

smiths

That picture is probably a few years before they realized they’d have to buy me that nasty, soothing lotion.

Some years later, probably when I was in undergrad, I asked my grandmother if she could spare one of those cups. Because I’ve always amused her, and because I am her favorite (and only!) grandson, and because she is very giving, she offered me two of her red plastic cups, which secret a cure-all elixir from their pores when you are feeling bad. They’ve always held a place of honor in my cabinets.

What, your cabinets don’t have places of honor?

They’ve been in use around here the last few days. I still can’t make chicken soup like she can, even though she just pours it out of a can as I do. Also, she is a better cracker crumbler than I. That’s even more absurd sounding, I know, but it is a truth of life: your grandmother is way better than you are at a lot of things. It’s science.

These days a similar cup is called a Koziol Rio Tumbler. I doubt that’s what these cups are. That name suggests a carefully calibrated focus group that was meant to impart sophistication. My grandparents were hardworking country people. My grandfather was a truck driver, my grandmother worked in the textiles. Their red plastic cups have no name or logo on them. Who knows how long they’ve had them, but it is an easy 30 years at least. They probably bought them because they needed cups, and red brings out her eyes. Or maybe they were a gift from an aunt or someone. What matters is that the magic curative powers within these cups are still working.

(And now, some several decades later, during another spring break, this bit of unpleasantness caught up with me. Parallels!)

Elsewhere: I did a few small things around the house to feel productive. I read a bit and wrote about nine pages worth of things. There’s also the new marker entry.

I’ve recently added some posts to the work blog:

The age of mobile has been here awhile, actually

Lots of links — visual edition

The 1940 Census infographic

Changes in advertising trends

Publishing with WordPress?

That last one, even if you aren’t interested in anything to do with the general journalism theme on the other blog, could be useful.

Finally, I’ve tweaked the front page to the section on my grandfather’s textbooks. That portion of the site is complete, but it was missing something. And then I found that something — a photograph, the one I have of him as a school boy, even if it is a transfer and his bright young face is in a bit of shadow — tonight while working through a box of things in the office closet.

Yes. As midnight approached I was cleaning off a desktop and working through a box of photographs. I am feeling better, thanks. The red plastic cups do the trick.


2
Mar 12

In like a lion

Things are fine here, weatherwise, but everyone else had it rough. That is one impressive map.

Samford, and a lot schools across the state, closed early. That means more time on the bike for me. I felt defeated by headwinds, probably the latent energy that couldn’t make it up into the storms. There were 10 miles out on familiar roads, one of our base routes, and then 10 brand new miles, mostly uphill. On the first half of the return, downhill through those 10 new miles, I was actually moving slower than the ride out. Headwinds are tough like that. Especially when there aren’t any tailwinds.

So I perfected the art of steering at an angle to aim through crosswinds and tried in vain, like every other cyclist, to make myself as small as possible to keep my cross section low. I hit breezes that would drop me four miles per hour instantly. And this wasn’t really even a windy day.

And since we have the informal Where Were You When You Heard Party in the U.S.A. rule around here:

field

Hey, it is a catchy tune and I needed something to round out the 11 hours on my iPod. Every five or six rides it rolls back around and I stop and take this picture. I have no idea why, really, but it always seems to come along at a time when I need the break.

A blooming tree nearby:

trees

The church at today’s turnaround point:

Salem

That place will show up again on the site next week as part of the new Lee County Historic Markers section of the site.

Caught most of the baseball game — they’d moved up the first pitch to avoid the evening’s rain — Purdue and Auburn see-sawed back and forth, but the Boilermakers held on 9-8 after fighting off a late rally. Auburn stranded eight in the game, which seems a fairly low number for the team so far this year.

Hit the grocery store, bought things, boiled pasta and grilled chicken. I’d intended to make some to leave for tomorrow but, what do you know, it all looked appetizing, it all had to be eaten. Hey, I’d burned several thousand calories today. Headwinds.


1
Mar 12

In like a lamb

Earlier this week campus looked like this:

Quad

Today on Talbird Circle, just off the quad, this was hanging over passing students:

Talbird

I love the spring, the variable of the local weather. It looks like England one day and the Caribbean the next. We can have 40 degree swings. Pollen makes every car look like a school bus. It seems too warm for March, but then, hey, it is March. And spring is just 14 minutes away.

A couple of meetings today. Some reading and critiquing the paper. There was even a little grading. I made good time getting off campus, covering some of the distance in the lingering daylight. As I closed the garage door at home the rain came. It was a day of good timing like that. One person left as another person came along. Everyone I needed to run into I ran into while I was looking for them.

That and spring! What else does one need?

Things to read: Nine visual elements

Carnival of journalism

Stuff from elsewhere:

Branded apps have officially jumped the shark. No, they haven’t.

Ad of the day: The Guardian. Not sure if I like this foreshadowing or not.

The newsonomics of crossover:

The signs are everywhere — the signs of crossover. We’re not there yet, but publishers are starting to sense that the time when their business models become more about digital and less about print gets closer every day.

Since the web’s dawn, publishers have lived in a mainly print/somewhat digital world. We’re on the brink of a heavily digital/somewhat print world. The difference means hundreds of billions of dollars, euros, pounds, and yen to content creators and distributors. Get it right, and you win the prize: America’s Next Top (Business) Model.

This is a story from last year, but it is making its way back around today. It is a cute read. Maybe the best part is that a reporter pretended to try to interview a pigeon.

Finally: There’s a new section of the site for Thursdays:

Marker

I’m going to pedal around the county and collect pictures of all of the historic markers. That should be a few days of riding and weeks worth of pictures. There’s even an interactive map in the banner!