Samford


9
Nov 10

Tock tick

Need a good college? Samford is on another one of those nice good-value lists. Samford’s overall rank was 80th and is second cheapest in terms of total cost per year, fifth in need-based aid and just eighth in average debt at graduation. So there’s a good value, if you’re looking for a place to attend, consider Samford.

I’ve been in recruiting mode lately, can you tell?

Meanwhile, The Yankee’s alma mater also made the list, Fairfield University, was ranked 85th.

Another fun set of statistics I found today, Wall Street Journal is trying to parse out what your cell phone says about your spending:

The average monthly credit card bill was $6,872 for iPhone users, compared to $5,693 for BlackBerry users, $5,330 for Android users and $5,076 for Windows Mobile.

Happily none of the data in this piece applies to us. We couldn’t afford it, even if you cut the numbers into much, much smaller fractions.

We have a 21st Century problem in the newsroom this evening. The heater is blowing cold. This isn’t unusual. The nice people from the facilities department loaned us some space heaters, with strict rules to be sure to turn them off and unplug them whenever we looked away from them. I think someone suggested that it would be a good idea to turn them off even if we looked askance at the heaters.

When it got cold, we tried out our new toys. That warmed things up a bit.

We learned that the circuit didn’t care for two space heaters. The breaker tripped twice, so we went to just one heater, which warmed things up half as much.

Could be worse. I’ve worked in newsrooms and studios were it was so cold I could barely type. Ours tonight was merely just chilly.

Here’s retrograde fun: These last two days I’ve become aware of the number of clocks for which I’m responsible. I, like you, am disappointed we don’t have better logic chips for every device so these clocks can’t all change themselves. They’re so used to changing anyway, what’s one more tock?

After a certain point precisely matching up your clocks can be a challenge, but that just comes with the territory. To make it a little less tedious I’ve come up with a new game. In the fall I like setting my clocks over a series of several days. You should try it. It feels like you gain a lot of hours that way.

In the spring I concede the point and do them all at once.


4
Nov 10

“We are out of potatoes. We have potatoes. We are out of corn.”

Sitting at the red light to make my turn back onto campus I looked out of the window to see a gust of leaves making their adieu from trees. Floating there, in that transcendent space between instrument of photosynthesis and ground matter, they are so graceful. For all of their work on the branches and all of their nutritional value on the ground it is a shame that they are free for such a short period of time.

So I decided to record their moment. This decision always seems to take a long time, in retrospect. And when the neurons finally connect, assess and send the signal that documenting this visually might be fun, I must still pull my phone from my pocket. This can be cumbersome. The screen must be unlocked, the camera accessed and the video feature selected.

Of course this was when the remaining leaves grew resilient, their petioles growing stronger than the breeze.

That is one long red light.

Grand day. Had a class where students skewered the published works of learned authors. Enjoyed a delicious lunch where things were off the menu, and then back on the menu, but the other supporting item was off the menu instead. The poor waitress had to recite the sides three times through the confusion.

Took part in a meeting. Met a new student, the first-in-their-family type. Very nice person.

Punched out of my weight class in a particularly thorny carpentry problem. Longtime readers will recall I have no business even being in that conversation. But screws, the cheaply made international kind, were breaking off at the wrong time. They must be removed so that other screws of decidedly sturdier stuff can be put in their place. I invented a tool that would facilitate removing the offending broken screw.

But only after my super-powerful magnet idea was dismissed.

Turns out it already exists, this tool, but I didn’t know about it. Even still, it is gratifying to know when you’re on the right track, even if someone patented the thing decades ago.

This was the scene when I left this evening:

UniversityCenter

Samford is a beautiful campus.

Dinner with friends. Our realtor is now a friend. He’s been to our house after we’ve moved in. He didn’t even judge our staging. He had us over to his place for a football party last weekend. We have dinner about once a week now. You probably aren’t supposed to be friends with your realtor, especially if you moved onto an Indian burial ground, but he’s a nice guy and tells the best jokes.

So we had pizza tonight at a place called Little Italy and I brought home the leftovers. These are of the New York style, and while The Yankee has spoiled me on New Haven pies, Little Italy is pretty good stuff.

I just found the obligatory store opening story from two years ago. Those always amuse because the writer inevitably talks about how this new place uses only fresh ingredients. As opposed to, what? Stuff they found in a dumpster around the corner? Whatever fell off the farmer’s truck while he was on his way to market? Something frozen from the Green Giant?

I probably wrote the same thing. Years ago I did a restaurant opening story for a chicken joint just four blocks down from this pizza place. They framed the story and put it on the wall, which was cause for only a slight amount of chagrin when I would later dine there. The chicken was fine, but they had live music and I happened to live across the street from the place, so I found my way there a fair amount. Eventually they moved to a new location, and now Urban Spoon tells me the place is closed.

Those are always the more interesting stories — What did happen to that young couple? — but you don’t see them as much.

Busy and full day. The Glomerata covers will be updated momentarily. Tomorrow will be another full day, I’m sure, and it will come equipped with a full night as well.


3
Nov 10

When one is better than two

Spiderwebs

Cold and rainy, but at least the spiders at Samford can enjoy a drink. Winter is pushing its way in behind this little tantrum of a storm front. We need the rain, but not necessarily the chill. But this isn’t winter. The cold weather isn’t shouldering through, but rather sneaking through with a little nudge of the toe.

The cold air will be brushed aside again in a few days. It’ll be weeks before winter really arrives, but we don’t especially care for the reminders.

While working out this morning I missed a collect call pretending to be from the city jail. No one I know is there. Or no one would own up to it online. Of course, if you were in jail you couldn’t check Facebook. So if you were in jail, I apologize for not being able to answer the phone to bail you out.

If you’re still in jail there’s no need to apologize; you’re probably still not reading this.

Homecoming week at Samford. There’s an extra little bounce of happy in your step on campus. It can’t be helped. There’s an inflatable bull ride in the student center. There’s football and tailgating and plenty of free food for the students this weekend and more. And an inflatable bull ride.

I watched two people ride the bull. The horns were falling off, but so were the riders. Everyone was happy, watching their friends flung into the lawsuit minimizing safety of the airy cushioned walls.

I rode one of those bulls a few years ago at a mall with family. It was Christmas time and we spent the evening doing things like riding inflatable bulls. I figured I would be very good at this. I’ve seen rodeos on television, or snippets of them. I’ve heard tips on how to use your knees.

I lasted about as long as it took you to read that sentence. Other people did better. My grandmother rode the thing. She did very well. It was fun, and humbling. The bull we rode was in one of those empty mall stores, one of those places that looks fire-bombed without any shelves or commerce. The inflatable people were as temporary a tenant as you could have — they sold time on air, of all things — and may have rolled up shop as soon as we walked away as far as I know.

Inflatable operators are the modern carnival operators. You worry less about the bolts and bits and pieces of metal that couldn’t pass a yard rake’s stress test and more about whether that air blower will keep whirring for the 45 seconds you are involved. No one likes to talk about this, but it is always in the back of your mind. Is there a worse holiday tragedy — because inflatables only appear around holidays, birthdays and other celebrations — than drowning in a collapsing sea of rubber?

The inflatable bull on campus, though, was without incident. The horns wouldn’t stay in the fake animal’s fake head. One girl fell off, picked up one and put it back in place. She reached that point where she realized she’d been standing there too long and moved away. The next guy up rode a bull with one punk rock horn.

Somehow that improved the situation. None of this would be memorable if there was cranial symmetry. That the bull spun to his right and you could see a plastic horn, and then spin to his left and you’d see a big gaping hole made the whole thing silly and odd and perfect for a homecoming festivity.

I’m writing a mini-paper for a class, so I must get back to that. The 1939 World’s Fair will be along in a bit.


1
Nov 10

November?

A new feature, this one set to appear once each month if I can pull it off. This is the video of the month, or more appropriately the video to set the tone. This month’s theme: leaves.

When I showed that to The Yankee she was stunned I covered my iPhone lens. They’re just leaves. And then she said something about how only I would record this. Well, yeah, maybe. But then I put in that pull focus at the end and she isn’t laughing any more.

As I raked I wondered why man hasn’t come up with a better way to do this. Just imagine if we’d attacked this problem with the same fervor with which we’ve faced other challenges or ills. If John Kennedy had said that we chose to deal with leaves not because they were easy, but because they were hard …

In my yard, they aren’t easy. I have a small rake.

The nice lady who visited my neighbor while I was raking observed that I did not even have any leaves yet, really. Probably 90 percent of the leaves are still in the trees, as you can see in the video. There are plenty of gray maple leaves, curled like an old man’s arthritic fingers, mixed in with the flat brown of the willow oak leaves.

But, still, half the yard got down as I shot that footage. You should have seen the outtakes.

Class prep today, blurb writing today, video editing today, reading today. The typical Monday barrage of things that make the day so fulfilling.

I opened a watermelon tonight, perhaps the last of the season. Seedless — may contain seeds, the sticker says — and delicious. I’m not ready to concede the season. The mild weather is nice, the open windows and the evening breeze are certainly welcome, but the shortening days and the impending chill could hold off another four months.

And by then it’d be March.


29
Oct 10

Kitteh tennis

She does this in front of us; who knows what she does when we’re gone.Today was a writing day. I wrote on an archival project I’d like to do. I dreamed up notes for a book I hope to write after my dissertation. I wrote some work stuff. I wrote emails.

I enjoyed this video:

The Yankee and I wrote a book chapter that was released this year where we touched on that subject. And, no, that book isn’t expensive at all.

Out for pizza tonight, but the place was too crowded. And the first waitress we saw was dressed as Gene Simmons in Kiss regalia. So we walked down the street to the burger shop where the waitress was dressed as apathy. Wrapped up the night sitting on the sofa, watching football and trying to figure out this new tennis game Allie plays.

Have you ever seen that? What does it mean?