Rowan


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Apr 26

Print the myth

In Rituals and Traditions today we talked about the role of myths in sport. I started with talking about the two greatest Jacksons in sport, Andrew and Bo.

I told them I know two of the men in that intro, and would believe them. I have heard one of the stories mentioned there from multiple sources, told just differently enough to seem credible. But the truth of stories sometimes isn’t the most important thing, even for people looking for ontological truth. Maybe especially for them. Sometimes, the telling is the truth, and that’s why myths are important.

So I told them about a bunch of the myths around my alma mater. There’s the train thing and the pajama parade. A number of students, the story goes, snuck out in their pajamas and greased the railroad tracks so the train bringing their opponents couldn’t stop. The train had to pull in at the next station, the players had to lug their equipment five or six miles back to town, were exhausted, and got shut out 45-0. The story goes that the visitors were so offended they refused to play the next year. The story dates to the 1890s, but you can’t find anything at all about it in the historical record until the 1930s. Good story, though.

I told the two or three stories about rolling the corner. I gave them all three versions of the origin story of the phrase, “War Eagle.” I asked them which one they thought was correct. Everyone guessed that it was the most romantic story. That one was made up by Jim Phillips, a college newspaper editor. I showed them his copy. (He later urged various university people to work to make sure that his story didn’t get accepted as the truth. They still highlight his story. Well, part of his story. The version I learned when I was a senior in high school and getting ready to enroll goes a step further. Someone improved on his myth!)

I talked about myths from other universities, too, and some of the great stories that major league baseball gives us as myth. Some of them evolve much like the old gossip games. Some of them are quite deliberate. Both are, to me, fascinating in their implications. A friend just told me about the origin story of a new mascot, Noigel. No one will believe that one, of course, because it’s about a mascot, but it demonstrates to us the power of our stories. I hope the class was picking up on that today.

I drove it home with The Gipper, which works because, true or not, it’s accurate enough to at least blend with what we know. And we want to believe.

(Rudy, by the way, is largely cinematic and not perfectly truthful. Sorry.)

Did Rudy read that plaque and do his little impersonation? Probably not. Did Knute Rockne have that moment with George Gipp? Historians disagree. We’re pretty sure (much of) it is inspired by the movie.

Is that plaque even there in the Irish locker room? Yes it is.

Does Notre Dame know where they got the nickname, The Fighting Irish? It comes from one of several places, maybe. I reeled off a few of those, and asked for their thoughts on which one it might be. I don’t know. I know which one I want it to be. But all of that, I said, gets back to identity, doesn’t it?

One of my students said I should do a class just on myth. I’d love to; I doubt I’d be allowed to.

In Criticism we talked about two class-selected stories. One was Global sports face challenges from ‘AI slop’ misinformation:

A study by AI risk management platform Alethea into the surge in artificial intelligence-generated fake content, dubbed “AI slop,” has warned sports teams, leagues and fans of the risks posed by increasingly sophisticated digital misinformation.

Retired NFL player Jason Kelce never said 2026 Super Bowl halftime singer Bad Bunny’s critics were “a bad fit for America’s future”.

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San Francisco 49ers tight end George Kittle never ranted about slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk and politics in football.

However, thousands of people believed they did and that is the problem.

Well, sure it is. The students recognize that. They’re worried about it. They should be. That let me work in this little explainer focusing on Jaden Ivey.

We also discussed this one, Tiger Woods fights subpoena for prescription drug records. And there I said, “If you join me in org comm in the fall, we will discuss at some length, the strategy behind all of this.

Sometimes when the different pieces click together it is quite satisfying.

You can probably tell, but I’m one of those annoying campus spirit guys. I’ve always held that you learn a lot from class, but the rest of the college experience is the most educational and the most influential and the most memorable. That’s what makes the drive in worth it, where you make the friends, build the lasting memories, the stuff that can fill your heart with cheer later in life, the sort of thing that encourages alumni to be donors.

Or, put another way, I know of one alumni who wanted to make donations because of my pedagogy. But a lot more people are thinking of other things when they get ready to donate. And so we were out an event this evening and the marching band rushed the stage.

If the marching band “crashed” events from time to time, that’d be fun. I want every part of a student’s time on campus be about their studies or about memorable events full of good cheer.

Maybe I’m not alone in that. Maybe one day I’ll be allowed to bend more of my work that direction. It’d be better than rowing aimlessly.

Tonight’s event was a special one. It was one of those nights when some of the superior networkers made a bit of magic happened and a folk hero turned up.

Started late, ran long. The food in the VIP room was still great. My current hypothesis is that all events should use the guest of honor’s menu.


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Apr 26

Sing a little sunshine song

We made it up to 89 degrees today. In a highly variable spring, this feels like the signal day, the one that convinces you that spring is actually, ya know, going to stick this time. It could be the sweat, on the small of your back. It could be that the sweat is telling you that this will probably turn right into summer. You’d like a nice long mild spring. You probably won’t get it. You’d definitely like this to happen before the second half of April.

That also means we’re in the final month of the semester, and boy, it feels like it. A nice warm, sunny, day like this, and we’re all ready to be outside already.

But first there was class. Today in Rituals and Traditions we talked about unhealthy ones. There’s a thing in Pittsburgh where people are stealing traffic cones and taking them into baseball games. It’s silly and probably fun, but also potentially dangerous and certainly theft. We also talked about sports where diet and weight issues create unhealthy rituals and problems for athletes, and some of the people that emulate them. We discussed the running of the bulls in Pamplona. I discussed the old Aggie bonfire and a whole host of things at the University of Mississippi.

We touched on hazing, binge drinking, and the Indians, Braves, Chiefs, and Redskins. We discussed the Seminoles earlier in the semester, and someone brought them up as a sort of contradiction today, which was great. Florida State makes a great effort to work with the local Seminole tribe and treat their imagery and representation with authenticity and honor. But not all of the Seminole approve. You’ll never get universal acceptance, and this is an important consideration. And so is your thinking and your receptivity to different stakeholders, and what you need to be mindful of, prepared for, and what it means to work through perceptions and circumstances that aren’t good for your team, your fans, or your league.

In Criticism we watched Slaying the Badger. This is a documentary about the 1989 Tour De France, one of the greatest editions of the modern race. I picked this because we have recently watched a football documentary and a basketball documentary, and there’s a lot to learn about watching something in a sport you don’t know very well. It says something about what we perceive, what we lose, and how we learn. Plus, it’s just a great story full of real and human drama.

This documentary lets you talk about multiple perspectives and different sides of stories, who’s here and who is not, and the effect of time, memory, and recollection. Also, it is a great film.

I’m buying the book and reading it this summer, finally.

I’m going to do a lot of reading this summer. That’s what I’ve decided this spring. First I have to finish catching up on everything. Or catch up on finishing everything. And also keep up on everything. And do the other things. It’s a lot to think about.

Which is what I thought about on the bike today. Good thing, too, since this was this week’s Worst Ride Ever™️. I didn’t know it when I started out, standing there staring at the wild almond.

I didn’t know it here, at the dogwood.

I was starting to figure it out around this tractor, though.

Here’s my shadow selfie. I think my shadow knew all along.

Same tractor, on the way back in.

And then the last little bit of road on the way back in.

This week’s Worst Ride Ever™️ was still (a very slow) 73 minutes on the bike.

I’m still living in the happy memories of our wonderful Irish vacation. So, I’m sharing extra videos that we didn’t get to at the time. It was a great vacation. I have a lot of footage. This will go on for some time. Enjoy it with me, won’t you?

That’s from our brief stop at Trah Dhumha Goirt.


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Apr 26

Finally, a normal change of pace

Today was the first day since February 23rd that I haven’t had a bunch of stuff on my calendar. I have been running five calendars since about that same time, and I checked them all, in disbelief, to make sure there was nothing doing today.

This meant that I spent a few hours grading, a few more hours working on a brand new lecture, and a little more time watching a documentary. I have, this week, been answering the last 48 questions poised in my online class. Across the semester they are tasked with reading various articles and chapters. In these six assignments they must make annotations. There’s a certain formula we employ. One element of the formula is to ask a question that the reading has inspired. I figure, since I’ve instructed them to ask I should try to answer the questions. This is a lot of fun. For one thing, you see the wide range of ways that students are thinking about the reading. For another thing, you can challenge yourself to write interesting and creative things. For still a third thing, you can try to predict questions that will come up a lot, and thus create some form answers. The downside to this, and it’s not really a downside, is that it is time intensive.

The good news is, this was the sixth and final annotation of the semester. This also means that the big project is boring down upon us. Feedback there matters a great deal, over the stage process, and that is certainly time intensive.

I have been working on a lecture today about unhealthy traditions. The challenge here is going to be in trying to sound neither obvious, nor a hallway monitor.

And tomorrow I’m screening a documentary that’s a little too long, so I have to find parts to cut out of it, for time. It’s not as easy as skipping the beginning or cutting the end. You have to make some deliberate choices, hopefully, without losing too much context.

And that is what I did on the first day when I didn’t have anything to do.

Also, I went for a bike ride. It’s still early enough in the outdoor part of the year that this feels hole-in-corner. And my lovely bride is out of town at a conference, so I was riding on my own, which felt even sneakier, somehow.

That’s how it felt, for a little over an hour. And down this road I flew.

It was tee-hee sneaky version of the feeling. The “I can’t believe I’m getting away with this” style.

If it somehow makes it feel appropriate, I didn’t go out until after hours. And I only got above 30 mph three times.

I’m still living in the happy memories of our wonderful Irish vacation. So, I’m sharing extra videos that we didn’t get to at the time. It was a great vacation. I have a lot of footage. This will go on for some time. Enjoy it with me, won’t you?

https://www.kennysmith.org/wordpress/blog/2026/03/17/cuan-na-haisleime-and-keem-bay/”>This is Keem Bay.


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Apr 26

Ewe always want more time

A bright and warm and sunny spring day. The sort of day you should have. The sort of spring day you definitely want. The kind of day that, darn it, you deserve after a long hard winter. The things growing outside know it. They know it best of all. I just stood in the window and looked at the snow, this thing was under it for weeks.

So my only problem here is that I feel this blooming beauty deserves a lot more admiration, and a lot more time, than I can afford to give it at the moment. Blooming things should capture our imagination and attention. They certainly shouldn’t be a mere backdrop, a brief bit of mother nature’s colorful palette ignored for the moment, dismissed for the day, unappreciated because we’re busy.

There’s a lot to do during the blooming period, a clumsy scheduling error that occurs every year, and that’s a first world problem.

Which sounds like I want to do a lot of horticulture; I just want to look at the flowers.

If you start at the URL logo in the bottom corner and let your eyes move up the image you’ll see an airliner flying over. Hear it, fetch the phone, open the camera app, find it in the sky, talk about it here. A lovely way to spend a moment outdoors …

… when you’re not admiring the flowers.

In Rits and Trads we talked about youth sports today. Sportsing: what’s the point? Students are always interested in talking about youth sports, because most of them played something, and because travel ball is ludicrous, but kids are great.

Youth sports, we say, helps teach interpersonal skills, helps us learn how to follow rules, participate with others, respect teammates and opponents, and so on. I like to talk about my favorite coach, who wasn’t the best coach, but was determined to teach us more about those things than the game. Since most of us have a very finite window as athletes, that just seems like a good idea. Teach me how to be a better me.

And that let me talk about social identity theory (Tajfel & Turner, 1979) and constructivism learning theory (Piaget, 1964) (and others) and social learning theory, (Bandura, 1977).

Sometimes we are what we see, and social learning theory talks about that.

Of course I put in a cycling video. Paris-Roubaix was just Sunday, it was an all-timer, and someone is out there reproducing the race with their kids. This is remarkably faithful to the actual race.

And we talked a bit about representation. It seemed pertinent since we get that conversation most around the Olympics and thisw was an Olympic year. This video, then, was a cute no brainer.

I showed other videos, too. A friend of mine coaches youth soccer and he has the parents of the two teams form a tunnel and the two teams run through it at the end of the game. He says that by the end of that the kids can’t even remember the score of the game. They’re just having a good time. I showed several things like that. And then we talked about the rituals and traditions in youth sports. The one that no one thought of was senior night.

In Criticism we talked about this story, LeBron James, Cooper Flagg Make History as Fans React to Near Triple-Doubles in Lakers’ Loss to Mavs, which allowed us to talk about curating and context.

Former umps watch their brethren deal with ABS and feel sympathy, pain:

What is a strike?

The answer to that question has traditionally been easy for MLB umpires: A strike is whatever I say it is.

However, amid the introduction of the automated ball-strike challenge system, highly experienced former MLB umps are critical of baseball’s newest technology.

Citing their own observations and conversations with those currently still in the job, the consistent criticism has been simple: What’s a ball and what’s a strike has changed, and they don’t know how, exactly, to call it.

That allowed us to talk, among other things, about who is included in a story, who is not, and why those things might happen.

After class I beat it back home, and to the bike shop. We’d checked our bikes in for an annual tune-up. Mine was about three years overdue. Tune-ups aren’t expensive, but add-ons are. My lovely bride needed new tires and instead of just ordering them and replacing them myself, our friend the bike guy mechanic did it for us. He slapped on the most expensive tires on the market. These things are interwoven with cash money, they have to be.

I told him I’m probably going to go on the market for a new bike this summer. He told me where to shop. A lot of the smaller shops, like his, have been cut out of the roadie market. It’s a square-footage vs. manufacturer demands vs. ROI issue. He has a small shop. The big four bike manufacturers want you to buy a certain number of machines from them (basically on spec) and then sell them. But bikes don’t constantly fly off the shelves, so the store might have to buy 15 or 20 bikes and hope they can sell them. And that’s all a huge risk, or maybe untenable. Here is a sport built on local culture and the source of the equipment is flirting with driving the locals entirely out of business. My guy said I should go over to this other bike shop and get in some test rides, because I want to try different things out. The guy told me to go to his competitor. I suppose, considering how the industry is changing under his feet, that other store isn’t his competition anymore. And this is how manufacturers are marginalizing and creating vulnerabilities in the best ambassadors their industry has.

So I suppose, this June, I’ll be doing that. Maybe, if I do it right, I can be gripped by paralysis by analysis and not buy a new bike at all.

I’m still living in the happy memories of our wonderful Irish vacation. So, I’m sharing extra videos that we didn’t get to at the time. It was a great vacation. I have a lot of footage. This will go on for some time. Enjoy this close encounter with the roadside sheep with me, won’t you?

Ya know, we have some neighbors that have two small sheep herds. They don’t let them roam around, and we’re all the lesser for it.


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Apr 26

Another cold week, then

It is funny, how we all cope with chilly weather in different ways. Phoebe, here, is trying out a bit of late morning sunshine.

Poseidon went for one of his old favorites, a bundle of covers.

It only got to 56 degrees today, but the kitties are doing fine. They like it warm, of course, but they have fur and sunbaths and covers and kitty caves and so on. Me, I have to walk into class and pretend to be excited while it is 56 degrees outside! Hooray spring, guys! We won’t see the 60s until the weekend.

In Rits and Trads today we talked about media rituals, we talked about the characters the media helps create and accentuate, and the atmosphere they create. We talked about how we see military flyovers and see someone sing the national anthem at big events, so we talked about nationalism. We also talked about things like player introductions and postgame interviews. We talked about the Olympic ceremonies and other things the media participate in. And we talked about Rich Eisen running the 40 for charity, and the simulcam replays. Hands down the best part of the football year.

In Criticism we talked about media framing and representation, using these two stories.

USWNT’s Sophia Wilson gave herself grace after the birth of her daughter:

Sophia Wilson says being a mom has helped with her “goldfish mentality” of living in the moment.

Wilson was named to the U.S. national team roster for three upcoming matches against Japan, starting April 11 in San Jose, California. She took time away from soccer for the birth of her daughter and has not played for the United States in 17 months.

“I feel like my perspective on just life in general has shifted a lot, I think, in all the best ways,” Wilson said Thursday. “I feel more grounded, I feel more present. And I think that’s how I view the game as well. I’m trying to approach it with — I always have, but I think more than ever — a goldfish mentality. It’s just, be present in whatever practice, whatever game I’m in, and then it’s on to the next.”

[…]

“Watching her play 70 minutes the other night, it was almost like I couldn’t believe she’s had a baby and come back to perform at the level she’s done,” U.S. coach Emma Hayes said. “Real, real credit to her and the team around her that have really positioned pre- and post-pregnancy planning in a fantastic way.”

People that research gender representation in sports media are often critical about how women are portrayed in coverage. My argument, for several years now, has been that we don’t properly celebrate these sorts of comebacks. She is a mother, yes. She’s also one of the world’s best athletes. And she’s returned to form. Emma Hayes is going to talk about that, and she should. Others should, as well. And so I got to wax on about that for a bit.

We also talked about this story. How 3 Muslim sisters helped change the rules of American women’s wrestling:

“We always said we would never be able to wrestle in college,” said Jamilah, 22.

Coaches recognized their talent when they were teenagers, but they couldn’t wrestle with boys, nor could they wear the required wrestling singlet — due to their faith.

Eventually their passion for the sport – and their perseverance – led to rule changes allowing Muslim women to compete in full-body uniforms at collegiate and national levels.

It’s probably comical when I, the white guy, talk about representation. But there’s a bunch of people that need to think about it, and some of them are in my classroom. They’re just stuck with me at this point.

I’m still living in the happy memories of our wonderful Irish vacation. So, I’m sharing extra videos that we didn’t get to at the time. It was a great vacation. I have a lot of footage. This will go on for some time. Enjoy it with me, won’t you?

We saw several places that didn’t have signs or historical significance or car pullouts, they were simply majestic. That’s where you’d want to live, safe on a hill high above it, looking down on this glory, pondering time and patience, and everything in between. For more ocean dramatics, go here.