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31
Oct 11

Halloween

I’ve taken on the air of the curmudgeonly old man when it comes to this. It’s all for play, to amuse The Yankee, really. But on this, the night of the annual Repetitive Doorbell Stress Inspection, there is a hint of truth in the sarcastic humor.

The calm before the late storm. Note the spooky characters just showing up in the background:

sidewalk

Someone dressed as a police car and was moving slowly through our neighborhood. Someone else was walking a young or miniature donkey through the neighborhood. This is as suburban as the suburbs get, and yet I still saw a donkey moving down the street.

Some kid was giving him all of the Tootsie Rolls, I’m sure.

We’ve also had a homemade Lego (the most creative costume of the night, in an otherwise bland parade of uninspired store-bought costumes or mixtures of things kids found around the house). And everyone has a slight annoyance with the teenagers who aren’t even trying — that’s the time of night when the porch light goes out at my house — but that was a four-year-old. The most costumed thing about her was the bag she was caring. Hurts the Halloween heart, that.

There was a great Puff the Magic Dragon. We had a good Cam Newton and there was also a Trovon Reed, another Auburn football player.

OK kids, you better start practicing. This is the policy we’re adopting for next year: If you can’t describe what your costume is in an elevator speech, you get no candy.

A three-year-old princess just did the get-candy-and-walk-behind-her-group-and-reappear-for-more-candy trick. And my lovely bride rewarded that behavior.

“She’s three!” she said.

And manipulating you already.

There’s a girl dressed as “Crap I found in my mom’s closet from the early 1980s.” I bet there was a Duran Duran cassette in the bottom of that bag.

Alright, those kids can drive. If I card you and you produce a license, you get no candy. Buy your own.

Taller than me? No candy for you. Stunts your growth. And would you mind cleaning that stretch of gutter, since you’re able to peer inside of it?

The little kids visiting, though, are of course adorable:

Kermie

Remember Valerie from The Princess Bride? She just showed up at the door. Didn’t say a word, got her candy and was off like a flash. After that came four girls, three of whom did not sport any costume. The fourth was wearing her pajamas. Teenagers ruin it for everyone.

And so from here I’m formulating a rough strategy. If you are beyond the age of parental supervision with the trick-or-treating, or if you have advanced past hearing “What do you say?” after every interaction with an adult, you have outgrown Halloween.

I remember trick-or-treating in the fifth grade, just after we moved. Perhaps I went again the next year, but that was about it. (Then we made plans to scare the littler kids in the neighborhood. But there weren’t any kids in our neighborhood younger than us.) That should be good enough. Still want candy? Come rake my leaves and I’ll pay you. You can make a killing in candy bars that way. And I don’t mean the fun size, either, but the sheer unbridled ecstasy size.

We think we might be the only person in the neighborhood giving out chocolate. The reactions on the porch are rather impressive, at least by the little ones who still, you know, care.

The 147th Battalion and elements of the 502nd just deployed on our front yard. There is now a candy shortage. And just a moment later we had to dip into the personal stash.

And then the porch light went out. Time: 7:11 p.m.

That’s all it takes in our neighborhood. People drive in from other towns. There’s a rush for about 90 minutes and then the entire neighborhood is wiped out.

Never did see that donkey again.


28
Oct 11

Many heads nodding together

Autumn

Beyond that window is a brightly flaring tree. Beyond that tree is a campus covered in low clouds. Beyond that non-fog is rain.

And that’s what the world looks like today.

The big JMC Advisory Council was today, where the faculty welcome back alumni, recent grads and local industry pros to get a ground-level sense of the industry and where we should be heading as a department. These sorts of meetings can be insightful, particularly if you’re prepared to hear what the advisory council comes to say. When this happens there are many thoughtful nods, supportive gestures of considerable heft from important people. Also, there are snacks and jokes.

I found myself taking minutes of the meeting. Never done that before. I typed, single-spaced, eight pages of notes.

Outside of the room where this took place were two floor-to-ceiling book shelves filled with old books free for the taking. I went a little crazy. When I stacked them up later my haul was up to my knee. A lot of writing books and a few tomes of literature, which will all look good in the office, and then a few more that will look good as I read them.

One day. I now have two full shelves of books at home waiting to be read.

Shot this video and edited it on my phone, for fun, while waiting on a table at dinner tonight:

I hate the music to it, but it was the only track that fit the edited footage of nothingness that I had on my phone. I need more bumper music! He said to an uncaring world.

“You and everybody else, bub.”

My in-laws are here. They flew in today for a weekend visit, since we don’t have the chance to make it New England for Thanksgiving. Also, they’re missing the first snow fall of the year, apparently. That’s early and unwanted by everyone in their part of the world, but they’ll be enjoying sun and a breeze here.

I really think they come for the football. They were down for the Homecoming game last year. This season we’ve upped the ante a bit, having them for a conference foe in pitiful Ole Miss. Next year they’ll have to come for a more heated rivalry.

Anyway, I was editing that video as they made it to the restaurant. The Yankee, her parents and Brian, who is also in town for football, went to the charity home run derby at the baseball park tonight. I made it home in time to put our name on the wait list. We had corn nuggets and fried pickles and sandwiches and a lovely time all together at dinner.

Feeling sort of wimpy, I may have to call it an early evening. This was a fairly long day after about four hours of sleep. (I was writing things.)

So, just so you don’t go without, YouTube Cover Theater, where we demonstrate the power of the video camera, the Internet and passion for music, in the form of talented people covering tunes because they like the way they sound. This week’s featured artist is Ray Charles.

We’ll start with people in wigs and bad hats covering the tune that was the precursor to soul music:

Who likes harmonica?

Ray. Willie. Must have it here:

Ray Charles covered a lot over his great career. Here he is re-imagining Eleanor Rigby:


23
Oct 11

Catching up

maple

The season of raking is almost here. The leaves are going, some faster than others, but they’ll only pick up speed from here.

The dogwood always catches the first train out of town.

dogwood

The farther down the tree you go, though, the less enflamed the leaves get.

dogwood

Usually the maples are the first to go.

maple

But the sweet gum is brilliant.

maple

A closer look of the backlit veins of the sweet gum leaf.

maple

But it isn’t all yet. The oaks are defiant, and this maple is, for now, still going strong.

maple


20
Oct 11

Look straight ahead, indeed

The hardest part of my day was in writing a biography about a man I’ve never met. People do this all the time, they are called biographers. They usually have a few more resources at hand and the opportunity to do more research. But I was tasked with doing this one in an afternoon. Fortunately the length required was much shorter.

But still, 750 word biography on a man you’ve never met. He’s deceased. His wife is also gone. There is, I was told, some small mystery about some of the particulars, even among his children. I understand that. There’s a lot of that in my family, too. Also, this is a bio about a journalist, which will be read by an audience of journalism-type folks.

No pressure, right?

Hugh Frank Smith attended Samford in the 1930s, when it was Howard College. Then he went to Mizzou to finish his education. I talked to some of their folks today trying to drum up information. He graduated, started working at a Memphis paper, where he stayed for half a century until it folded, with the exception of his time in the Navy during World War II. He wrote for other Tennessee papers after the Press-Scimitar disappeared. His work cropped up from time to time in bigger publications.

He ran a horse farm. A lot of people in Memphis learned to ride there. He used email, perhaps unusual for a man born in 1915. He traveled quite a bit, but never forgot east Alabama, from which he came, or Samford, to whom he became a scholarship donor. All of the things you can find about him are very complimentary. He seems like he would have been a nice man to know.

But I was able to find some of his old columns, and they are lovely. From late in his life, a tribute to his sister:

Nan taught me a lot through the years. She read to me nearly every day and was always reading a book herself — one reason why I still read one or two books a week. She taught me how to drive our old Model T Ford — at first in a hayfield, then later on a dirt road.

She always said, “Look straight ahead when you are driving.” Once when we were rounding a curve I almost ran into a ditch. She couldn’t understand why I was so reckless. “You told me always to look straight ahead,” I explained, and I had been — straight ahead into a cotton field.

I must have scored well in her other lessons because I have never had to report an accident in 78 years of driving.

Here’s one he wrote a few years after his wife died:

Even as her memory faded, Rachael never seemed depressed, and often she would laugh at herself when she said something ridiculous or outrageous. Rather than correct her mistakes, many of them humorous, we just went along with them. I even kept a log. For example, one evening she looked at me and asked: “How did I happen to marry you? I didn’t mean to.” We both laughed. Another night, after arriving home from a party, she looked at our house and asked: “Didn’t we once live here?” I laughed and she quickly joined me.

I really think she often made comments like that just to elicit a chuckle. When she couldn’t get to sleep one night, I suggested: “Why don’t you count sheep?” Her reply: “We only have three.” That was true; we had three sheep.

[…]

Most important, she remained at the center of our farm and our family throughout it all. We found ways to treasure as much of the end of life as possible. As it turned out, Rachael’s sunny disposition throughout her life was her final gift to us. It made Alzheimer’s “long goodbye” more bearable for my daughters and myself.

So I wrote a bio, met with students. I gave a tour of a few of the facilities to a visiting alumnus. I taught a class. Also this, a hasty little video just to remember the sunny day:

It was a fine day. Began with a headache, ended with pizza with friends and jokes in a blustery parking lot.


18
Oct 11

Or as we call it, Tuesday

“Are you hungry? Do you want to get breakfast?”

I like the way this is going already.

So I wake up and The Yankee and I set out for a biscuit. We visit Mr. Price’s because he has the best breakfast in town. We make it just in time, between the late breakfast crowd and before the painfully early lunch crowd. I had eggs and hashbrowns and ham and it could have just gone on forever. I like our breakfasts. Very peaceful.

A little boy was there with his mother and when they got up to leave Mr. Price gave him two bags of M&Ms for his Halloween pumpkin. Two bags! Two weeks away!

He did not give me any.

And now I want M&Ms.

At home, finishing the preparation for my long day, I watched the forecast. Rain, being pushed through by a cold front. Close the windows then, to keep out the rain. Study the radar and perform multivariate calculations on the pace of the line of storms and my drive to campus. Where will the two intersect? How can I minimize the time I spend in the rain? And do I have time for all of that?

I did not have time for all of that. So I risked it.

This was one section of my drive:

commute

The road had a generally sunny disposition. It sprinkled in one tiny spot, but everything else appeared eager and happy to be in a bright, sunny October day.

After I drove through those clouds in the distance, I found some more:

commute

Glad I snapped that picture when I did. The road curves to the left just after that, and there was nothing but blue sky beyond.

Gave a 20 question current events quiz in class today. Held forth on photojournalism after that. I enjoy that lecture, I get to talk about people like Henri Cartier-Bresson, Arnold Hardy and Lewis Hine. And then I get to put up pictures I’ve taken, which is about the only way these comparisons can be made. After class a few students stuck around and talked about stories they are working on. I really enjoy those one-on-one coaching sessions beyond the classroom.

And now grading, lots of grading. And also the newspaper, where even now student-journalists are at various levels of putting together tomorrow’s paper. Some of those bright young minds starting talking this evening about their future. “It is in your hands, as a draft, right now,” I say. I’m expecting something close to a perfect edition tomorrow.