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Aug 12

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Being sore is a pretty lousy experience. I like to think that I have good control of my body. I can change my breathing, I can lower my heart rate. I can change the blood pressure readings on that machine at the grocery store. But I could not get the muscles in m back to unclench tonight.

It started in my left shoulder, my physical therapist tells me that has to do with muscles that wrap from the clavicle and through and around. It spread from my left shoulder into my right shoulder tonight. The Yankee said “You look like you’re about to cry.”

I told her I was trying not to move, because I had a sense that if I moved, at all, it would only get worse. Maybe, I’d thought, I can force these muscles to relax. That was the word selection in my head, and I found the contradiction delightful.

Instead I started coughing which was the opposite of not moving.

And so I’ve had upper back spasms for most of the evening and the night.

I’m ready to feel better, thanks.

More meetings today. I think I have already reached my quotient for the semester. And so I shifted to email. Well, let me just tell you, mister, I’m on the hook for a lot of email. And so I write a lot of them.

I’m due a new phone. The technology services staff passed them out over the summer and they installed mine … in a different office in a different building. I brought it to my office yesterday and discovered that someone will have to come and do something to the phone jacks to make this thing go. Gone are the days of simply plugging in a phone and hearing a dial tone. This one requires the Internet and some special pixie dust in the wall outlet.

Also it delivers voicemail directly to your email. That’s just strange.

I’m sure the innovations held therein are the biggest advancements since we abandoned party lines. This upgrade might be a step too far, too fast, though. I’m pretty sure my old office phone is at least 30 years old. Imagine giving Calbraith Perry Rodgers, the first man to fly across the country in 1911 (49 days! 70 stops!), a Messerschmitt Me 163A, which in 1941 set an unofficial speed record of 624 miles per hour. (That record was broken by Heini Dittmar, a German born just before Rodgers set on on his transcontinental feat.)

My new phone is exactly like that, only I can’t fly it.

Football season is upon us and I’m posting photographs we found last week while sifting through archives in Auburn University’s collection in honor of this most festive time of the year. This young lady is holding two tickets to the 1971 Iron Bowl. Not sure what she is standing behind and why, but this game featured third-ranked Alabama, fifth-ranked Auburn. These tickets were like cash.

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Too bad Alabama won 31-7 and gave them a conference championship. I bet she was inconsolable after the game.


27
Aug 12

School is back in session

You write out notes to yourself, little promises on what you’ll say and do and make them think. You rehearse the first class or two. You try, mercy how you try, to get over that painfully awkward business of name and hometown and major. And then you realize you still have to redo this and polish that and so on and on.

I decided to ask what was the most exciting thing about their individual summers. That’s how I’m going to start my first class tomorrow. We’ll see how it goes.

So I did physical therapy this morning, an exceedingly lonely exercise. The ladies that walk me through each individual thing generally leave me alone. They only seem to glance my way when I happen to be doing something wrong, which is good. They are very polite about those corrections, but you know what they are thinking: You will do this right in Hercules’ name!

Last week at some point I sat on a pull down machine backward. You would have thought I’d sacked her groceries wrong.

Everything is small talk because they know for how long everyone will be there. I walked in a short timer. No need to get attached to me. They are all very good and nice people who surely know their jobs. Today I saw one of the gentlemen there adjust his colleague. This happened while I was trapped in a chair doing a stretch that involves rope and pulley and counting and he just crunched the guy on a table that sounded like it was falling apart and I could not look away.

I get a massage and it takes two-thirds of the experience just to unclench. This guy did that like he was slinging a coat over his shoulder. It was almost jaunty.

Horribly, horribly jaunty.

So one of the ladies is beating up my bicep this morning for reasons that weren’t immediately obvious. I’ve complained about it there before, but not today as far as I recall. It seems that everything I complain about — and I try to tell them a different thing each visit, just to keep them hopping — is very standard. My neck is sore, that muscle connects here. My shoulder is sore, there are two muscles that attach right back there. My bicep aches, that is a pain radiating down … and so on. Today she ground it down like I broke in front of line to get tickets to the big concert.

“I know you’re only doing it because you care,” I laughed.

“I’m doing it because it is good for you,” was her immediate response.

Wow. And whoa. I appreciate professional detachment, but I know how to parse words too. And it was not me who dinged your car door. (I park way far away, just so I don’t give these people ammunition. They can hurt me.)

I’m kidding, of course. They are all very kind. I have a few more visits with them and then, hopefully, I won’t take up a spot in their calendar anymore. Also, I’m sneaking extra reps on the weights, because I think I am strong.

So that was the morning. The rest of the day was wrapped up in syllabi and emails and PowerPoint shows and old notes. What worked in that lecture? Which things did not? Can I get all this in an hour and change? This can all go on for a while, but the nice thing is that I’ve taught the class before. It gets better every time.

Oh, and also arranging meetings. I have meetings left and right. And then left again. Remarkably every meeting I’ll have this week will be one you wouldn’t mind attending. That’s how you know you have a great job, I think.

Football season is upon us. And since we went archive diving this weekend I thought I’d add a few photographs from Auburn University’s collection — everything on display peters out around 1983 for some odd reason — in honor of this most festive time of the year. We’ll have one each day. This kid is not me:

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There was no name with the photograph, but I still wonder what has become of him. Where is he saying War Eagle from this week?


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Aug 12

Catching up — on national history

We’re skipping the regular Sunday feature to talk about the U.S.S. Constitution, which sailed again today.

Old Ironsides, the world’s oldest commissioned warship, cruised open water today to honor the bicentennial of the battle against the HMS Guerriere in the War of 1812.

These days she is an incredible museum ship. We were there three years ago, almost to the day.

Here are some pictures, including this replica gun:

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An estimated 13 percent percent of the original vessel is still in place, all below the waterline. Including, I love this, some of Paul Revere’s nails:

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This is where the sailors slept. It wasn’t this well-lit. There was obviously no fire alarm. And it didn’t smell like varnish. (We were there during the latest renovations.) The docents, sailors in the U.S. Navy who said this duty station was a great honor, said 19th century conditions aboard ship were less than ideal:

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The anchor capstan was used when the order came to weigh anchor. Sailors walked in a circle, pushing long poles into those square cutouts. Anchor cables wound around the capstan, which could raise or lower anchors up to 5,443 pounds:

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One of the salt boxes by the guns. A gun wad is on the left and a felt cartridge is on the right. The plaque says “The origin of the name is lost to history. Each gun was required to have a “salt box” which was to hold the felt cartridges ready for loading into the gun. Only one cartridge at a time was to be kept in the salt box.

“Cartridges were made of felt or foil or lead and were color marked for type and size. Red was close, blue was standard, white was distant. Size was indicated by numbers.”

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Here she was in her mooring in 2009. It had been 12 years since she’d last set sail:

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And today, for just the second time in more than a century:

Awesome.


15
Aug 12

Where someone else therapeutically brutalizes my shoulder

No change in my physical therapy this morning. I did the same small exercises as in my first session on Monday.

I think there are two guys running the place with lots of younger colleagues guiding people through their paces. During the massage portion I had the other main therapist. Today was the man moving gracefully into middle age. The therapist looked like the man that sits down a few rows on the other side of your church.

His fingers were a little more narrow than his partner’s, this process takes plenty long to consider good metaphors for the therapist’s digits, but no less painful. His fingers are more the size of a screwdriver handle. He works the shoulder. There are two muscles in the damaged and surgically repaired area that go to the scapula and that, he said, explains the almost-muscle spasms.

He spends a lot of time over the incision itself, a cruel mixture of mild sensation and extreme sensation owing to the vagaries of the damaged nerves and “Hey watch it, there’s a huge surgical cut there!”

The point is to break up the scar tissue, a little now is better than a lot later. Holy moly they can work you over. He raised up my arm, impressed with my range of motion — with a little effort I can put my hurt wing completely over my head, like a touchdown call.

“There’s a big difference” he said, between 180 and 135 degrees of rotation. “Be happy with that. It takes a lot to get there.”

Things to read: Army SPC Josh Wetzel, a Glencoe, Ala. native, was wounded in Afghanistan. I wrote about him this summer for TWER.) The most recent piece of his storyinvolves a now famous picture of the Auburn fan from Walter Reed Medical Center that hangs in the White House:

The president was so moved by us praying with him on his visit that he chose this picture from the film his photographer took, had it blown up, and it now hangs in the West Wing of the White House. We said a prayer around the picture today that it would touch the lives of those who saw it and would be a catalyst for positive decision making in the Obama administration.

Seeing the picture for the first time was amazing but I think the coolest thing about it was the tour guide behind us was showing the next group the picture and said “The family in front of us is the family in this picture and the gentleman in the wheelchair is a one of our country’s wounded warriors.”

In the media think world, Jeff Jarvis says Mobile’s not the next big thing, just a path to it:

We in news and media should bring those strands together to knit a mobile strategy around learning about people and serving them better as a result — not just serving content on smaller screens. Mobile=local=me now. We should build a strategy on people over content, on relationships.

That’s what mobile means to me: a path to get us to the real value in our business.

If you view business as grounded in a relationship (some refer to it as the loyalty of, their customer) then you find that businesses need to create and then restrengthen those relationships. Media outlets, Jarvis says, need to return to that approach. The audience has to be a part of that, which may sometimes be a tricky sell. The next thing, though, would be to also monetize it.

Speaking of money, how much did USA TODAY and the Suffolk University Political Research Center spend on this survey?

Call them the unlikely voters.

A nationwide USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll of people who are eligible to vote but aren’t likely to do so finds that these stay-at-home Americans back Obama’s re-election over Republican Mitt Romney by more than 2-1. Two-thirds of them say they are registered to vote. Eight in 10 say the government plays an important role in their lives.

Even so, they cite a range of reasons for declaring they won’t vote or saying the odds are no better than 50-50 that they will: They’re too busy. They aren’t excited about either candidate. Their vote doesn’t really matter. And nothing ever gets done, anyway.

Fine story to find out their motivations — or de-motivation. There are some great statistical points of interest:

Many of the nation’s unlikely voters report hard times over the past four years. Only a third call their household finances good or excellent. Close to half say their annual household income is less than $60,000 a year. They tend to have lower levels of education than likely voters; nearly six in 10 have no more than a high school diploma.

I love the subhead. “They could turn a too-close-to-call race into a landslide for President Obama— but by definition they probably won’t.”

Maybe “They could turn a too-close-to-call race into a Reaganesque landslide for Romney — but by definition they probably won’t” didn’t sound as good around the newsroom. Or perhaps the assumption is that staying home will, in fact, do just that. The piece estimates that more than 90 million won’t vote. The subhead, then, could just as easily say “They could bolster a growing movement for the resurgent Green Part — but by definition they probably won’t.”

The story notes “Two-thirds of the unlikely voters say they voted four years ago, backing Obama by more than 2-1 over Republican John McCain.”

That is a lot of people staying at home.

Finally, a 137-year glance at the New York City skyline. The earliest picture features only the first tower of the Brooklyn Bridge. Everything changes.


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Aug 12

Random Auburn history

Some time back, on a rainy Tuesday, I spent part of an afternoon in the special collections section of the university library. I’d stumbled across an interesting title on e-bay and thought to look it up. The library had it — Good! Saving me a few bucks! — and I went searching for it.

As so often happens I stumbled across something else interesting. Libraries are very distracting.

Since the library was slow, and the librarian didn’t seem too concerned and because I look so trustworthy, he let me sit in the back section of the special collections section. Apparently you are supposed to sit in the front so they can “keep an eye on you” and make sure you are “reading only their material” and not “studying.”

This is silly. But.

So I’m in the back, reading this first-hand account of local history. This is printed on onion paper. These are the pre-World War I recollections of Mary B. Reese Frazer, who authored the 14-page manuscript under her married name, Mrs. W. B. Frazer. At that link you’ll learn that there are a small handful of these personal histories and anecdotes that contribute to the local primary source material. I read two of them. Like I said, it was raining; libraries are distracting.

Anyway, Frazer writes of some of the old preachers in town:

(L)et me give you the name of one of our Ministers: Edwin Champion Baptist Bowler Wheeler Nicholas Dema Stephen Resden Carter Jackson Moore Thomas. He usually signed himself as E.C.D.B. Thomas. We also had another Minister, Parson Jones, who thought it very sinful not to be on speaking terms, which was the case with several of the members of his Church. He made this remark one day in the pulpit: “Won’t speak to each other! Why I’d speak to the Devil; I’d say ‘Good Morning, Devil,’ and walk on.”

I’ve seen that reference to Thomas in two other places, that ridiculous and sublime 13-word name is legitimate. I’ve yet to figure out why he transposed the D and the B in his initials.

The town’s founder? He was dry. Reaching back to the middle of the 19th century, Frazer remembers:

Judge Harper said there should never be a saloon in two miles of the incorporate limits, — but please don’t understand me to say there was no whiskey sold in this town; yes, I am sorry to confess, that whenever it was desired it flowed in plenty.

Earlier this summer the city council voted to make downtown an entertainment district for special events. Open containers. Judge Harper would be less than pleased.

There were 23 doctors practicing in town between 1836 and 1860. Frazer listed eight examples. One of them is a familiar name to local history buffs, John Hodges Drake III. He went off to war as a drummer boy. He came back and practiced medicine here for more than 50 years. No wonder they named a field after him. (The old medical clinic was named after him, too. I spent a term during undergrad photographing renovations there. Not too long after they finished that project they tore the building down.)

Of course there is anecdote about the founding of the university. Frazer talks about how the town was decided by the city leaders and others to be a good spot for a Methodist college. A board was formed. Land was leveled. And then an organizer came through town and decided this spot was too far away from downtown.

If her description is accurate — “The land opposite Mrs. Lipscomb’s residence was the first site selected … This place is now owned by Misses Kate and Mildred McElhaney.” — and if they’d followed through with those original plans, the town’s layout would look a bit different. Google the McElhaney house, built in 1844, and you’ll learn it stood on at least two lots, six-tenths of a mile apart. The university was established between the two locales. But that first lot, at the corner of Gay and Miller, was too far from downtown. Half-a-mile was a long distance in 1856. (The McElhaney house, meanwhile, looked like this. Here are more pictures.)

Frazer describes the big day:

In the summer of 1857 the great day came for the laying of the cornerstone. Everybody, negroes and children were there. Tables for the great dinner were built from the corner of the North entrance gate to the corner of the South entrance gate; small tables under the trees on the left, — in fact tables were galore. (Ed. – By current gate standards, this is a full block long spread of food-covered tables.)

[…]

I was there with my mother and father; of course I was quite a small child, still I remember that I never saw so much to eat in all my life. Visitors from all parts of the country were there; also many celebrities. Bishop Pierce was one of the speakers, and W. L. Yancey of political fame. Reverend E. J. Hamill was the financial agent for the college.

Bishop George F. Pierce was a key member in the Presbyterian church split of 1844. He was a Georgian slave owner and found himself arguing on both sides of the slavery argument and secession. His father, Rev. Lovick Pierce, was considered the most famous itinerant preacher in the South for decades after his death.

Rev. Hamill stuck around with the college for a decade or so. You can turn up references to some of his theological essays and a mention of a run for office. He was a conservative and against secession. The star of the show, though, must have been William Lowndes Yancey. Journalist. Politician. Orator. Fire-Eater. Radical secessionist. He could keep audiences in his grip for hours. He famously won a day-long debate in Auburn after missing almost every other speech. He was ill at his home 50-plus miles away in Montgomery. Someone sent a special train to pick him up. Yancey spoke extemporaneously for more than an hour, winning the day for his side of the debate. He did it that day in 1859 having been ill pretty much all year and the preceding one as well. He was on the wrong side of history and his views repugnant, but the man could hold a crowd.

Frazer, on the laying of the cornerstone: “That was the greatest day that Auburn ever experienced up to that time. I do not recall any day like it since.”

Tailgating hadn’t yet evolved to high art in Frazer’s later days. I wonder what she would think of Saturdays in the fall.