Friday


18
Sep 26

The 1936 Glomerata, part two

We are once again jumping in the time machine, heading back 90 years, to see what the ol’ alma mater was like in 1936. (Part one is here.) By that, of course, I mean the people as much as anything. It was an exciting young time for a bunch of young people in the middle of the Great Depression. There’s was a different world — but some of this does look familiar.

I’m flipping through, avoiding most of the posed photographs in favor of the more interesting images and names that jump out me. This is hardly a complete look, but there’s a lot to find in 1936. Let’s see what is inside.

In the senior class we have 336 students featured. Standard headshots. The text includes their name, their hometowns, their majors and some of their extracurricular activities. In the margins, we get some vertical photos of some of the student leaders. Those are the photos we’ll look at today. The pictures include a little too much negative space, because the people who designed this 90-year-old yearbook didn’t consider the format I’d be using on this site generations later. We’ll meet the editor in a bit, below. I’m sure his photo will be chagrined about the lack of foresight overlooking my eventual needs. We’ll muddle through it, though, because the format matters little, the photos a bit more, and their stories matter most of all.

But, first, here’s the cover.

First let’s meet Woodrow Barnes. He was from just up the road in Alexander City, but today’s 40-minute commute wouldn’t have been as easy for the business major in his days. They called him “Country.” We should call him the honorable Woodrow Barnes. He was with an artillery unit in North Africa and Europe during the war, and returned to civilian life as a a major. He served three terms as sheriff before becoming a probate judge in his childhood home county. He got the job for a second six-year term. Then, one day in 1972, he developed chest pains while working. A few days later, he died at just 58. He was survived by his wife (who finished his term on the bench), two sons and a grandson.

His wife, Melba Peters Barnes, was also an Auburn grad, and a teacher and court reporter. (She’s a few years younger than Country, but she’s not in this Glom. She took those six months of on-the-bench experience and a Democratic party nod and won her own election for the position, by a 3-1 margin to fill the final four years of her husband’s second term. She was the first female judge in the county, and the papers started using her name, not her husband’s name. She won a second term of her own in 1976. And then she had a heart attack in 1979. She died at 62.

Claes Albert George Blomquist, Jr. was from Savannah, Georgia. He was studying mechanical engineering, and continued his studies in the graduate program at the University of Georgia. Al, as he would be known in later years, was in the Army Corps of Engineers, becoming a colonel before spending a long civilian career with Monsanto in Alabama and then Chemstrand, in Florida and South Carolina.

Blomquist lost his first wife pretty young, and his second wife much later in life. Then, when he turned 89, he married his college sweetheart, Doris. They had about eight years together before she passed. Al Blomquist made it to 102, dying in 2016. He was survived by three children, eight-grandchildren and five great-grandchildren. I hope he talked about his old college days a lot, but I hope those later years were full of great memories, too.

Blake Campbell looks straight out of central casting for one of those “When will my wife finally learn to buy the right coffee?” ads that typified the middle of the century. He got married in 1941. Served during the war. They had their first kid in 1945. That first daughter would follow him to Auburn a generation later. She got married in the mid-60s, the younger daughter soon after. There’s nothing in the newspapers beyond the engagement and the wedding mentions until he passes away at 65 in 1976.

Hardie Deer was from south Alabama and studying chemical engineering. His first name was John, but Hardie is better. If I rattled off all of the things he did in college you’d think he was a young man going places. He’d become a successful Chicago industrialist. He retired young to Louisiana. The governor of that state tabbed him to run the Louisiana Sovereignty Commission, which was empowered to combat desegregation in that state. (I was going to run across one of these guys, eventually. Probably I’ve seen several, but none that had it listed in their obituaries like this one.) When he left that job he bought a motel in Louisiana. He died there, at 54, in 1965. He was survived by his wife and two children.

Helen Franke was a local girl. But not really. She was born at Corregidor, Philippines. If you’ve been paying attention, her name will seem familiar. Her father had previously commanded the ROTC unit on campus. He was an artilleryman and had the honor of commanding the first American unit to fire on German forces in World War I. She was studying business. A few years after this Helen was living with her parents in Panama.

Her headshot is a better photo. She got married at some point. She shows up in one society page mention in the 1950s with both her married and maiden names. At some point she moved to Maryland. She volunteered with the Red Cross. When she died in 1992, aged 77, she was survived by four children, 11 grandkids and one great-grandchild.

This man’s name was apparently Philip Philips Gilchrist. He’s from a small town you’ve never heard of. A place so small, some 400 people lived there back then and just a few more today, that I used to drive through it all the time and I had to look it up just now to be sure. If you took away the airport the town would lose half its landmass. He was studying chemistry. He was from a long line of Philip Philips, it seems, and a lot of them are buried right there in that same town. Our man, however, broke the mold.

He attended Tulane Medical, became a doctor and stayed down on the Gulf, in Mobile. He was an ENT doctor, president of the local medical society, a leader in his church. He was on the state board that oversaw the docks, and also served on the board of Home Savings and Loan. He died in 2004, at 90, survived by this wife, three children and two grandchildren.

B.D. is Bryghte Davis Godbold. He was from Selma, and studying electrical engineering. If he looks like the most squared away college student you’ve ever seen, well, you might not be far off.

Godbold graduated with honors and then headed into the Marines. He was in command an antiaircraft battalion at Wake Island in December, 1941. He was captured and held by the Japanese as a POW until 1945. His men mined coal, their officers gardened, with the crops feeding them all. He later received the Legion of Merit for his service at Wake. He was tasked with modernizing the Marine Corps personnel system, and he turned to computers, their first such use in the military. He was trying to figure out their best use when Korea broke out.

He served in Korea in the 1st Marine Division and helped planned the landings at Inchon and fought at the Chosin Reservoir, earning another Legion of Merit award. He retired while in command of the 4th Marine Regiment in Hawaii, putting his uniform away as a brigadier general to start 1958. He went back to school, became the assistant chancellor of NYU, got a doctorate in higher ed. He went to Purdue in 1960 and developed something called the airborne distance education program, which used TV transmitters in aircraft to send signals, because we didn’t have satellites yet. He served as a vice president at what is now the University of Texas at Dallas. After Kennedy was assassinated, Dallas turned to Godbold to run a “Goals for Dallas” rehab program to shape the future. There, he helped start the Dallas International Airport, a new city hall, the city-wide library, and venues for the symphony and art. He was still active locally, and nationally, into the 1980s. Also, everyone was very proud of his berry garden in the backyard. He died at 99, in Dallas, in 2013. The fourth word in his obituary was “service.” Never was the word better placed.

Then we meet Alton Graves, who ran this book. He was from a small town that sat in a valley in the northeast corner of the state, and was studying landscape architecture. He’s another one that died shockingly young.

He was just a week shy of 30 when he passed away in Asheville, N.C., where he’d lived for a few years. The newspaper there said he’d had a long illness. He was married and his parents survived him. He had lived for a time in Birmingham, and that’s where they buried him.

Herman Harris was a business student, and another BMOC. He, too, would become a brigadier general, but of the Air Force. He served in the reserves until retiring in 1971. He was an auditor and inspector for General Motors, ran small businesses in south Alabama and a good-sized farm.

Starting in 1963, he ran a hospital, which is where he died, age 59, in 1974. He’d also run the local Little League, been president of the Chamber of Commerce, the Rotary, the Red Cross and Community Chest. He was survived by his wife and three adult children.

Listen here, see, now and again you see a guy what comes straight out of central casting. No jake, smoe people are just so cosmopolitan-like, that they oughta be in pictures. And Harry Hooper here, he’s da man wit’ da hat, he could be a minor league henchman in a Dick Tracy picture, see. Oh, he thinks he’s a tough, but he’s the guy that gets it in the first act to establish our heroes bona fides. Tough enough for Dick, sure, but not too tough for da bullet.

Only that’s not Harry Hooper at all. He was born in Selma, became another big shot on campus, and a few years later went to war. He landed on Utah Beach with the Fourth Infantry Division. He stayed in the ETO, continual combat it says here, until Germany surrendered. If he was with the Fourth the whole time that might mean he was at Sainte-Mère-Église and Cherbourg, before fighting their way to Paris. They fought into Belgium, throwing themselves at the Siegfried Line and worked their way into Germany that October. They took part in the Battle of Hurtgen Forest, then moved over to Luxembourg where they got caught up in the Battle of the Bulge. They got across the Sauer River in January, then the Prüm River in February. They saw the Rhine, at Worms, in March. They stayed in the fight until May, almost a full solid year. His obituary says he received the Bronze Star, but it doesn’t tell us any other details of his service. When he got back home he ran the family car dealership, which was in operation for 63 years when he finally stepped away from that. He retired at 73, having also served on the City Council for two terms, and in a handful of other local community roles. He and his wife had three children and two grandchildren when he died, at 75, in 1990. The photo that ran with his obituary is a happy shot, he looks like the kind old man you’d look forward to seeing at church every Sunday morning.

You could find Floyd Hurt down at the Baptist Church. He’d studied science and literature in school and would go on to work for Avondale Mills — a large regional textile concern — for a long time, eventually retiring as a regional sales manager in North Carolina. He was a Rotarian, a country club man, and a Navy veteran. He had a wife and they had a son and daughter. He died at 81 in 1995.

Ed McKenzie was an education major, and a two-year track man. He was a steady hand looking down the runway at the pole vault. I can’t find anything readily available that tells us about what he did in the years that followed, unfortunately.

And that should make this a good place to stop for now.

Next week, we’ll take a look at the last handful of these senior standouts. Do make sure to come check it out. There are a few more impressive stories to tell!

All of this will wind up in the Glomerata section (eventually). Or maybe you’d like to click through to see all the covers. The university hosts their collection here.


11
Sep 26

This fine day

What a fine day this was! It was a fine day! And it followed on the heels of another fine day. Fine days all around, for everyone. You might have to seek out the parts that make a day so, but if you hunt long enough you’ll realize that you’re only making the parameters for your day, anyway, so may as well just get to it. Let the day come to you, which I do to much, and hope it’s fine, or fine the things that redeeming, wonderful, and rewarding in every day.

I’m going to try that one day. But not this day. This was a fine day all of its own accord.

But first, yesterday … I had to walk from the building where my office and some classes are to another building where I have a class. This was previously the sauna, but now it’s just the uncomfortably warm older person’s residence. The weather on the fourth floor of that building reflects what is going on outdoors, I was told. When it is hot, it is hot. Oh, the first three floors were nice and cool last week, but I am left to conclude they just ran out of duct work and insulation for the fourth and fifth floor. But, yesterday, because the temperatures have dipped every-so-slight, I only sweat through two layers of clothes.

In that class we discussed the diffusion of innovation theory. Started with agriculture! Bet you didn’t know that! See? A fine day for discovery. Some of the 19th century work that would go into Everett Rogers’ 1962 classic had to do with things like the spreading and adoption of information. Rogers then pulled on 508 studies across anthropology, sociologiy, education, medicine and agriculture and tried to explain how this theory can help us understand how and why new ideas and tech spread, and the conditions that help with that. Diffusion of innovation is such a beloved thing that a few years ago there was a 50th anniversary celebration for it. For a theory. I knew someone who traveled for that event.

We also talked about binary code and how that makes all of these digital things possible and how innovations can move beyond what designers or early adopters intend. I left them with something to think about. A question about a person becoming ones and zeroes themselves. I think I’m going to let them chew on that for another day or two before we get into it. It’ll make for an interesting mindbender when we get to Walter Benjamin.

On my way back to the office I got the third angle of the statue. From this perspective it looks like something sad has happened. Her face is just so. He’s gripping that hat a little too tight.

It still surprised me, to see that statue. I still think, when I catch it out of the corner of my eye, that it is two actual people in a particular moment.

One more wide perspective, next week, then we’ll start looking more closely at some of the figures’ details.

Last evening we got home and decided to sit outside and read. We know how to party! Also, our Sunday afternoon hot reading date is close to becoming a Thursday evening hot reading date, as well. When the sky is showing off, why not?

At some point, and I hope it is no time soon for selfish reasons, it’ll be cool enough to use the fire pit. Then we’ll be reading pages that smell of smoke and pulp. For other reasons, I am looking forward to using the fire pit, because we need to burn some twigs and branches.

I am reading Adin Dobkin’s Sprinting Through No Man’s Land, about the first Tour de France after the conclusion of World War I. Race designer, and editor of L’Auto, Henri Desgrange put on the most grueling tour possible. Dobkin makes the point a few times here that Desgrange’s ideal of a Tour winner was still coming into focus, even after a dozen races and four years without La Grande Boucle during the Great War. Some of these guys were still in the service. Some had just gotten out and had no time to train. They were going over some of the harshest terrain possible, less than a year after the war had ended, and even into new parts of France. This, for Desgrange, was an exploration, and a statement. While the point had, thus far, always been to sell more subscriptions and issues of L’Auto, it was also important to show France to Europe, and France to the French.

The thing about open road bike racing, even now, is that there is always a lot about the event we, the spectators, don’t know, even with cameras on motorocycles and drone shots and microwave technology. The empty spots in a given race are even more pronounced a century on. And, from here, maybe they don’t matter. But this does.

If there was enough credible source material, I’d read books on important and insightful anecdotes like this all day long.

Desgrange was a colorful and controversial character for many people, but at the same time the man knew what he was doing.

This evening we went to see my god-niece-in-law (just go with it) play her third varsity game at the college level. We saw her debut — she started! — recently and this game was also close enough to get to. Her mom was there. So were her grandparents. And also her godparents-in-law. That’s my in-laws, if you’re trying to keep this straight.

Before the game we met up for pizza with my in-laws and my uncle-in-law. (This gimmick gets confusing, but that’s what makes it fun.) We made it over to the game just as it was getting underway.

You know that old saying about missing the shots you don’t take? Our star player does not have that problem. Put the ball at her feet and she’s going to the cage. In this game her team got their first goal of the season. Then they put up a second goal. Guess who got the assist? And then, her teammates slipped her the ball twice more, and she got her first collegiate goal to tie the game 3-3.

The referee, let us say, enjoyed putting his stamp on the game, such that the other team were able to score with 29 seconds remaining in the game. When he wasn’t doing that, however, he was watching the emerging star do her thing.

We took a family photo after the game. They’d just lost a heartbreaker, they’re still looking for their first win. She was so happy. It’s still early yet, but it looks like maybe she’s found the right place for her — and isn’t that what all of this is about?

We went out for ice cream after. I told you, it was a fine day, just a fine day.


4
Sep 26

Into your three-day weekend

This happened Tuesday, I wrote about it Tuesday, I knew to expect it on Thursday. I put that out of my mind, because that’s easy to do. And when I got there, this gave me pause once again. Here’s the statue that will trip me up every time I walk by it on the way to, and from, class. I’m curious how deep into the semester I will go before some lower part of my brain — my lizard brain, as one of my grad school professors called it — doesn’t override the rest of my mind. Let’s document it from different angles as the semester progresses. Just ahhhh … don’t lock in on her hands.

You might want to pay attention to the textures of the coat here. I’m not sure if there’s a code there or if I’ve already stared at this too much.

Anyway, that’s the view as I walk up the block to the building where my class is held, from the office. Next week I’ll take the 90 degree, as I return from my class to the office. I think we’re going to learn a lot about this art this term.

That class was fine, by the way. We talked about our favorite and least favorite social media platforms. More than just a throat-clearing session, we touched on a few of the whys behind those ideas, and also I got to tease how some of the thises and many of the thats will be things we peer into as the semester progresses.

Now we have to read a chapter of a four-star book that examines the social implications of the digital tools that surround us. They have to take a quiz. We will discuss the chapter. I have to start the process of setting them up for success.

People do well in that class because it is interesting, it’s topical, and it’s a well designed course. (I didn’t design it.)

I also didn’t design the HVAC in that building. Floors one, two, and three, I was told, are nice and cool year round. The fourth floor of this incredibly modern building is a spa. Guess which floor my class is on. I talked with one of my colleagues that works in the building, a fan running at her door. The people that control such things know this is an issue she said, and it’s the usual condition.

Good thing sports coats are wicking? I guess? Can I wear Dri-FIT to class? I’d like to not be embarrassing, but I’d also like to be comfortable, sitting still, and sweating, for 75 minutes.

Speaking of comfort. Phoebe finds that the sofa isn’t comfortable enough for a nap, but a pillow on the sofa? That will do nicely.

And so, as we wrap up the week with our regular check-in with the kitties, you can see that she is doing just fine. I’ve said this for a long time, and she always proves me right: no one relaxes harder than Phoebe.

We’ve been watching the now-Tadej Pogacar-less Vuelta, the three-week grand tour bike race of Spain. The other night, Poseidon was inspired to work on his aero position.

He’s got good form, but he needs to get those ears down. If he can do that, he might have a shot in the time trial.

We’ve also been working on his new promo material. Here you can see Poe’s latest headshot.

Phoebe is on the floor, next to me, as I put this together, fussing that there should be more of her in this post and less of her brother. The cats are doing just fine.


28
Aug 26

The platonic ideal of Fridays

We had rain yesterday. We also had a tornado warning, and while my lovely bride grabbed one of the cats and took shelter in the basement, I looked for the other cat. I kept an eye on the radar, an eye on the windows and a third eye looking for the cat, which explains why I couldn’t find her. She came out promptly when the worst of it passed. And the worst of it was atmospheric rotation. And a lot of rain. The three nearest weather stations recorded totals of 4.49, 5.31, and 7.11 inches. Whatever amount we had it was enough to show you where water can come in. And so Monday we’ll have some people out for quotes on how to keep the rain outside, rather than inside. (We have a slight chimney problem. We also have a slight backwash problem in the basement. Having fixed one of those already I know that one will be easier to correct.)

I watched a garbage can float down the road. Someone up the hill hadn’t retrieved theirs for the day and so the thing, lid open, just drifted down the hill on the water. It lost its balance right near the bottom, and fell onto its side in the road. By the time I went to the window to look at it again it was deep into the neighbors’ driveway.

Someone’s going to miss that in a few days.

I had an abstract due today. OK, it is was due Monday, but we’re in that time of year where you are still trying to be ahead of things. So I wrote a 300 word abstract. This takes more time than you’d imagine, but isn’t overly difficult. The problem, as ever, is anticipating what your audience needs and wants, and figuring out where they can make an inferential leap. If your finished paper is 8,000 words and you have to sum it up and tease it in 300, you’re necessarily leaving some things out. It takes a few drafts, is all. And that takes a little time.

Also, there were emails to navigate. Next week email navigation will turn into email negotiation. Then there’s plea bargaining, desperation, and ‘Won’t you please just leave me alone?’ But, if you stay on top of it, you can avoid that for the most part. I stay on top of it by treating my inbox like a To Do list. If I don’t want to To Do it right now it just To Sits There. Or, sometimes, if I don’t want to To Do it I put a particular email in a To Folder, where it will no doubt sit long past its usefulness or my recollection.

I send more emails to my inbox than anyone else does. It’s littered with links to something that might be useful in this class or that class. My recent innovation has been to sort them all into folders for a given class. Now, when I need a new AI example, or an anecdote about, say, stadium operations, I just have to go into that folder. The problem is my innovation isn’t innovative enough to let me sort the emails in the folder accordingly. There they sit, chronologically, waiting for me to sift through them, often trying to guess the subject matter by URL. Perhaps next summer’s innovation will be organized email folders.

Should I start a list of next summer’s projects already? Should I even have a list of summer projects?

Anyway, there is a lot to do. Now, not just next summer. I did a little of it today. My classes are prepared for next week, I think. (One more pass on Monday, the hustle begins on Tuesday. The hustle actually begins Monday. I have to write my opening note to the online class. I have to print out rosters. I have to make sure everything is squared away for the week. I have to settle into the new weekly schedule I’ve sketched out. Basically, Monday I’ll be an entirely different person.)

Try explaining this to the cats, who just want their weekly feature — the site’s most popular feature — and also pets, and treats. Phoebe has an idea about those treats.

And here she is, in the new tunnel, thinking tunnel thoughts, I’m sure. We have lots of places where the purpose seems to be I hide here but it is never clear on what we’re hiding from. I’m sure it is instinct, and who are any of us to argue with instinct.

Just look at how handsome this face is. If Poseidon put as much effort into not being a jerk as he can put into being charming … well, we wouldn’t think he has personality issues.

He can be very sweet. Very demonstratively sweet and peaceful, which makes his random outbursts seem all the more rude. Also, he’s a big fan of this book. I’m not sure if he’s a fan of my reading it, however.

Here he was, laying on it last week. A book on a lap might be a highlight for a cat. Who are any of us to argue with instinct?

Speaking of that book, we return now to Rick Atkinson’s Fate of the Day, the second installment in his Revolutionary War trilogy. It’s excellent. Highly recommended.

There are reasons some of the disquieting stories from the Northwest Territory don’t make it into school books. You couldn’t tell the story of Fort Sackville and think there are any good guys at all in the Revolution. Good grief.

Another one of those stories would be the Sullivan Expedition against four British-allied tribes of the Iroquois Confederacy. Congress told our man George Wahsington to do something about it and he, who had fought indigenous people before, had ideas on how to do this. He also was probably ready to go on the offensive after having spent so much of the war dodging and daring the British. So in the summer of 1979 he sent Gen. John Sullivan on a particularly grim task.

Sullivan started late and perhaps didn’t fulfill his objectives to the utmost, but was nevertheless effective. The Haudenosaunee, allied with the British, had raided some white settlements in upstate New York. A few doen people were killed in one such raid, some 300 are estimated to have died in another, at the Battle of Wyoming Valley, and late in 1778 some 30 people were killed in a horrific manner at Cherry Valley. and this was in retaliation for that. It had become clear that offense was what was needed on the frontier. In all, funds were appropriated, orders were given, men were mustered, Sullivan (eventually) stepped off with about 4,000 men. When it was over some months later, his force had razed some 40 villages, with thousands of people trying to survive as refugees and no crops to feed themselves. The estimates suggest that a few hundred natives were killed during what we would today call combat operations, but perhaps several thousand more would perish from disease or starvation.

And now historians debate the thing. Was it genocide? Some, but not all, have said as much.

There are monuments to the Sullivan expedition, dozens of them along the route Sullivan’s men marched. There was a stamp issued 140 years later. By the bicentennial, in 1979, things had become more subdued. There are also reenactments.

You can read some of these details here. But you should also rush out and get Atkinson’s book. It’s terrific.


21
Aug 26

A day in rebellion

Because I did not do it yesterday, because I was working, I spent the morning running the weed eater. The backyard needed it. Also, I plucked some giant mutant dandelions. The web will tell you that dandelions can grow two feet tall, and if I knew that before just now I would have taken photos of the three and four-feet tall stalks that were threatening the rose bushes. My plan had been to hit just the edges of the lawn, the high spots at the fence, and the parts that were growing beyond their design intention. But, you know how it is with weeds. One thing leads to another and before long I had built up a decent sweat and a giant lawn bag full of mint and whatnot.

Want some mint? Come get some mint. Be sure you want it first. It’s an opportunistic plant, willing to grow in any free space, and it is all but impossible to eradicated.

Give the mint three pieces of credit, though. It pulls up easy. And it will choke out just about any other weed. It smells pleasant. And now the car smells like mint. I took the recycling and the green things to the county drop off site after my lovely bride did a bit of weed-pulling too. So there I was, two big containers of glass, aluminum, and a bit of plastic to drop. Two bags of weeds. Great armfuls of boxes. I even put them in the car well this time, such that I was a whirl of efficiency at the county site. The one other guy doing his part to save the earth was amazed at my industry. Two trips to the cardboard bin, two long walks to the mixed recycling. The only wasted motion was when when I accidentally closed the trunk too early.

Back home I left the garage open, and broke out some of the tools with which one works wood. I had, by then, just decided I wasn’t going to get in front of a computer today. (Except I am now, but that’s different, somehow.) The weather was just right, in the shade, anyway. And I decided to make a little thing for the garage. One of the few shortcomings in our house is that the garage is awfully crowded. And the wall upon which I store the tools with which one works wood is also where the bikes and various cycling accessories live. There are two problems with this. Last year I got tired of all the helmets and shoes and whatnot sitting on top of my table saw, so I got myself a corner cabinet, made myself some French cleats and now we have two shelves for helmets and shoes. But, still, the sunglasses have worked their way back down to the saw area. I’m the biggest perpetrator. So lately I envisioned a little sunglasses holder that will also go onto the elongated French cleat.

Today, because the weather was nice, in the shade, and I was in a computer rebellion, I decided to take the afternoon and make that happen.

The problems are these. One, I’m not an especially good woodworker. You improve with practice, though. But this brings me to my second problem. Space is limited, and so I don’t practice all that much. I had to go downstairs to fetch the ladder so that I could climb up it to see what scraps of old lumber I’d use. I had to move the miter saw to get to the table saw. I had to pull the table saw into the drive way. I had to run an extension cord. I had to peer through the garage shelves (which desperately need attention, which is my fault, and something I’m looking forward to addressing on a not steamy day) for things like a framing square, pencils, the table saw fence, the orbital sander, and so on.

Once I had all of the right things I proceed to doing the work, breaking down a random bit of plywood I picked up from somewhere, and then ripping a lovely bit of pine for the sides of my shelves. And then gluing one of those sides to the plywood. Then I dug out my brand new brad nailer. I picked this up sometime back and now was the time. The battery was charged, some long brads came in the box (I picked up some others, too, and they’re on that shelf … somewhere.) I drove in my first-ever brad nails today. I felt macho doing it.

With my ear protection on and everything. The brad nailer works well. It is also louder than you’d expect.

Then I ripped some more pine, so that I could crosscut it for the shelves themselves. Here I managed to not hurt myself, but relearned a lot of things about what not to do with your table saw.

(I’ll never hurt myself on the table saw. I fear it enough to respect it. I will hurt myself on pretty much any other thing. Though, today, happily, I didn’t hurt anything.)

I decided to make the shelves larger than I’d envisioned. I figured maybe it will evolve into a storage space for something else one day. Besides, it just didn’t seem like a small project day. I don’t know how to explain that, otherwise, but you should always listen to your gut around power tools.

Plus, I figured, you can never have enough space for the little things you carry.

Anyway, all of the pieces got cut. And I made a little dry fit test. It’s going to look something like this.

I glued up the second side. I’ll drive some brad nails into it this weekend, just for fun. And I’ll develop a process to space out those shelves, too. They’ll be attached all in one go at some point soon. Then we’ll just have to install the cleat on the back.

I sanded all of this down, but decided I’m not going to finish it. It’s garage furniture, after all. The Yankee might want to. She likes staining things. So I’ll leave that up to her.

Anyway, by this point, on a project where I decided to do more thinking than measuring, I realized I was approaching being done for the day. This is an important thing to consider because there’s still the cleaning up and the putting away. I timed this. It took 32 minutes to throw away the little bits, to put the sander and the sand paper and the square and the ladder away, to find a place the shelves can safely sit while the glue fixes, to put the table saw back in its corner, and the miter saw back on the table saw, to roll up the extension cords and, finally, to clean up my sawdust.

Truly, it is the most first world problem that ever existed, but set up and tear down is an investment all its own in my scenario. I need a shop so that I might do more of this, and get better at it. Which is to say, really, I shouldn’t buy any more second hand tools. There’s no room in my non-space. A new space can’t be the basement — too much sawdust and noise. It can’t be the garage — that’s where the cars live. I don’t have an outbuilding for this, nor is ours the sort of neighborhood where that would fit in. And I can’t afford an off-site location. So I’ll dabble, me and my average to poor carpentry skills, when the weather and scheduling and big chunks of available time permit.

The good news is that I have plenty of projects in mind.

This evening I’ve spent chatting with The Yankee, making weekend plans, having dinner, catching up on the day’s news, doing the dishes, doing this … pleased I spent a day doing something that was just for fun. Aside from the weeds, anyway. Backyard looks good, though!

Someday, soon, the sunglasses will, too.