Friday


27
Apr 12

The acceptable uses for chalk

When you think about it, beyond the classroom setting, there’s just not that much call for chalk.

Sure, there’s that rousing game of hopscotch. And kids occasionally scribble on sidewalks to amuse themselves. On college campuses that remains a moderately effective message delivery system. But that’s about it.

Oh, and the produce aisle.

chalk

This is at a cafe, which is also a produce store, attached to the back of a nursery. The nursery is well located, but who knows how many times I’ve passed the cafe without it registering. There’s limited parking. You have to walk through or around the nursery to get to the Crape Myrtle Cafe.

More chalk:

chalk

The food there is very good, so I’ve heard. We order a fresh veggie basket every week. They are locally grown, organic, and all the rest of those happy little buzzwords. We make huge salads and are forced to find recipes for things like kale and radishes.

While the nice lady that works there puts my basket together I look around, enjoying a warm day, noisy birds and the smell of strawberries and tomatoes. I take pictures of local honey jars and labels that read “Certified Organic Sprouted Bagels — with grains as referenced in Ezekiel 4:9.”

That verse, by the way, says “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side.”

My neck and shoulders are about 15 percent better. I’m trying to lie on my side, but I’m not doing this for 390 days. Two weeks in and I’m beyond that point of “This hurts, and that, in turn, magnified every other little thing.” I’m now to “I’m really, really tired of feeling like this.

But it is heartening that there’s progress. Tonight something popped in my neck and it helped a great deal. Moving slow, but now more by design than anything else.

I’ll take some more of that progress, if you don’t mind.

On the site: The March and April photo galleries are now updated. You can see those and much, much more on the photo page.

One version of the chalkboards above has worked into the rotation of the banners at the bottom of the page. You can see it here. You can see all of them simultaneously, with cutline info, right over here.

I’m going to go rest now. And by rest I mean make a bunch of phone calls.


20
Apr 12

A cookie, a book, baseball and music

Yesterday’s fortune cookie could have been an error of syntax.

“Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you.”

Maybe it just needs a conjunction: Good things are in a store for you.

So, if I go shopping on July 19th … I might find something nice. Somebody remind me of that.

This week I finished a book I started a few days ago. I read slowly, and intermittently, usually at lunch. But when I fly, as we did last week, that’s extra time, and the pages turn rapidly. So I wrapped up, at lunch on Monday, Matt Seaton’s Escape Artist. I picked it up because Bill Strickland wrote about it a few years ago, quoting from it in an enticing manner:

The road now falls sharply under tree cover. There is no need to pedal; the bike accelerates rapidly past the point where pedaling would be effective. You move into a tuck, making your body as small as you can into the wind, spreading your weight as low and evenly as possible over the bike. In the autumn, your eyes would be scanning the road for wet leaves that can form a skein of slime as treacherous as ice. But the winter’s rains have washed the surface of detritus. Still you watch for potholes and stones.

You are in free-fall, Seaton writes in “The Escape Artist.” You are aware of nothing but the line you need to take. A few minutes before, the sound of your labouring lungs was your constant companion. Now, in the background there is just the roar of the wind and pulsing of blood in your ears.

The road makes a hard bend to the right and then straightens to point directly downhill to the valley floor. If the surface is dry and you are running on good tyres, if the way is clear of traffic and you can use the width of the road, if you have all your courage and wits about you, you can make it round that curve without touching the brakes. You hit forty-five, fifty, right at the apex. You cannot see the exit and it is crucial to pick the right line. If you start running out of road, the camber will be against you, shrugging you off the blacktop. Once committed to a line, it is too late to use the brakes. To crash at this speed is unthinkable.

And then, in a split second, you are round and free. You are still upright, and the road stretches out in front of you again. You cannot believe your luck, you are alive and intact. You feel the chill of the air as the wind slices through layers of clothing, greedily sucking away the body’s heat from damp undergarments and the scorching tears on your cheeks. But the cold does not hurt. You have taken flight.

Strickland wrote “If you read Sitting In regularly, it’s probably because you care at least as much about how riding feels, about what it means – whatever that means – as you do about new gear or the latest news from Europe or our bullet-pointed advice for staying lean (which works, by the way). Go chase down The Escape Artist.”

That excerpt is from the beginning of the book, so when I stretched out the paperback I was excited for what surely must come next, whatever it was. But it peaked early.

Which is a mean thing to say. Seaton is a fine, fine writer. He has a heartbreaking tale, and it is well told in the memoir. It just wasn’t the right thing for me at the time. But if you want a heartbreaking memoir, go for it.

It is doubly mean because, while I don’t understand all of the things Strickland writes about, I love the way he writes. It is a good day when his name pops up in my RSS reader. And so, when you stumble upon someone who’s style you so thoroughly enjoy, you add a bit of heft to their recommendations — well, except Strickland’s clothes and high end endorsements; my money tree is a bit light. And if that recommendation comes up a bit short for what you want or need at the time, then that throws the entire suggestion calculus out of whack.

I’m considering another book he suggested for some later date. Will it be keeping with what I think I’d like? Will I miss there too? Gauging someone’s relative tastes and preferences never gets any easier.

Sometimes the ball doesn’t bounce your way. And sometimes it really doesn’t. And that’s how you find yourself pulling in the infield to try and preserve a nine-run deficit.

baseball

A throwing error and two unearned runs later and this metaphor really starts to hurt. And so it was tonight at Samford Stadium- Hitchcock Field at Plainsman Park. Two-time defending national champion South Carolina beat Auburn 12-5. (The Gamecocks are eighth nationally. They’re only in third place in their division right now. SEC baseball is crowded with talent and tough.)

Two nice gentlemen from South Carolina were sitting right behind us. Tomorrow I’m going to ask them if they’re gluttons for baseball punishment. “Are you sure you want some more of this?”

One of those guys said ours was the nicest campus he’d ever seen.

“Glad you’re here, thanks for saying so. Try not to hurt us so bad tomorrow whydoncha?”

Oh one other thing: I bought Counting Crows’ latest release, Underwater Sunshine. on pre-order. It arrived the other day. It is covers old and new. It is stuff they love, that inspired them like Fairpoint Convention and Faces. It is a sonic catalog of new acts like Kasey Anderson and Coby Brown. If you like the Crows, you should go order this now.


14
Apr 12

My day, and a bit of recent San Antonio history

Busy conference day. I presented two papers. The first was a piece I co-authored with my pal Skye titled “In the Huddle: SCCT Analysis of NFL and Players’ Association 2011 Lockout Strategies” which looked at that particular piece of business through the Coombs’ Situational Crisis Communication Theory. In the final analysis they followed part of the model perfectly, but blew it elsewhere.

The second paper was a piece on the Colbert Super PAC, which was one part history of PACs that led to this moment, one part speculation on what Colbert was doing, where Super PACs are taking us and, finally, announcing the latest financials they’ve raised and spent. That is a lot of money.

That paper, which I co-authored with The Yankee, was well received. It won top paper honors. I got a plaque and everything. Not too shabby.

And immediately after that session I served as a respondent in another session.

How this works: someone has grouped a small handful of papers together for the researchers to discuss their examination and findings to their audience, as I did twice earlier today. Another person, the respondent, is assigned to make some larger sense of it all. The respondent’s job is often to find a common thread, but also give some feedback on the papers, deliver some helpful criticism as they continue their research and so on.

I was asked to be the respondent on a mass communication panel titled “‘Talking’ with the People We ‘Know’ Best: Traditional Interaction as it Happens Online.” (Academics aren’t known for riveting titles.) I had four fine papers to read, which makes being a respondent enjoyable. You read things beyond your area and, if you are conscientious about it, you find yourself working hard to make your actual response worthwhile.

It takes some time and sometimes a bit of trepidation. One of those papers I knew nothing about when I started reading. The nice person that wrote it is the expert. What can I say to that person? But eventually you find something. No study is perfect and all that.

And this might be a first: the timekeeper flashed me a one-minute sign. Not sure I’ve ever seen a respondent threaten to go over the allotted time before.

I hope it was at least a little bit worth it to the researchers.

This is Schilo’s:

Schilo's

Pronounce it “She-Lows.”

This is one of those downtown dining institutions. I’d had lunch there two days in a row. Yesterday it was the Wienerschnitzel of breaded pork and a side of red cabbage. Today I had the Friday special, which was a deliciously salty roast beef with mashed potatoes and green beans.

(UPDATE: The next day, Saturday, we returned for breakfast. I had the potato pancakes, which were not the best potato pancakes I’ve ever had by any measure. But the lunches? Oh they know their lunches.)

A man named Fritz Schilo opened a saloon 90 miles away in Beeville, Texas just after the turn of the 20th century. In 1914 he packed up his family and moved his booze joint to San Antonio. Three years later: Prohibition.

So the saloon business dried up. He opened a restaurant. His wife made the food for a location not too far away from this one. He moved next door in 1927, and Fritz Schilo stayed on through the first part of the Depression, until he died in 1935. His son, Edgar, took over and in 1942, during another war, they moved to the current location. You wonder if the family, before they sold the business sometime after the war, ever measured big personal events around big international events.

You’d think, from the perspective of history, everyone did. But do we? Aside from the occasional “Where were you when?” moment, probably not. Still, that Prohibition timing was pretty rough on ol’ Fritz.

A bit more local history, John Wayne stayed at our hotel twice during premieres of two separate movies. He charmed them so well the second time they named a suite after him:

JohnWayne

And here’s the man John Wayne wished he could have been. That’s Audie Murphy, second from the right:

AudieMurphy

The man next to him, unknown to whomever wrote the caption below the picture on display in the hotel lobby, looks positively beside himself with nausea. You would, too, if you were taking a picture with Murphy. If you don’t know what that’s about, you should do a little reading.

(UPDATE: The guy on the far right might be Harold Russell a World War II veteran who is one of only two non-professional actors to win an Oscar for his acting in The Best Years of Our Life. Russell had an amazing life.)

The hotel itself is lovely, in the lobby. The rooms are a bit shabby for the $160 rate they’re asking from conference-goers. We got a slightly better rate. The joke of the conference has been “What broke in your room this morning?” Oh, roughly everything. We’ll see about those rates again later this weekend.

Oh? The Alamo? Everyone says it is smaller than you’d think. And there’s no basement.


6
Apr 12

The Easybeats – Friday on my mind


30
Mar 12

Rainy day baseball

Auburn hosts Mississippi State for a three game series this weekend. The first pitch was delayed for an hour by rain. Between the fifth and sixth inning there was another 23 minute rain delay. Auburn starter Derek Varnadore went six innings, collecting five strikeouts while walking three and giving up three runs, one of them unearned.

In the bottom of the seventh inning Auburn trailed Miss State 3-2. With a runner on third Dan Glevenyak was punched out by the first base umpire to end the inning:

In the bottom of the eighth inning Auburn trailed Miss State 4-2. Ryan Tella is at bat here, he singled to right, scoring Jay Gonzalez and moving Creede Simpson to second base:

The heavily accented guy in the background is not me.

Also in the bottom of the eighth inning, with Auburn now trailing 4-3, the tying run was standing on third base in the form of Creede Simpson. Garrett Cooper hit a fly ball into right field.

State’s Brent Brownlee had a fine throw home to get Simpson in the double play. It was aggressive base running and a great tag by catcher Mitch Slauter.

It ended Auburn’s rally. Mississippi State scored again in the top of the ninth and would go on to win the game 5-3.