weekend


21
Jul 12

Cabin fever

I’d really like to get out of the house.

This morning I watched the time trial, the penultimate day of the Tour de France, and fell asleep halfway through. I nodded off during a bike race I’ve been watching for three weeks. (I slept just over seven hours last night, too, which is the most in a long time.) I had lunch over a History Channel documentary. We watched the 2010 LSU at Auburn game off the complete season DVD set. I took a picture of Cam Newton’s almost mythical run off the television screen. The announcers said “Oh did he accelerate!” and “Enjoy a young man fulfilling his athletic potential.”

Newton

I love that it is a little bit less than sharp, just like our memories. Here, then, are the pictures I took and things I wrote at the actual game.

The Yankee gave me the DVD set of the 2010 perfect season as a Christmas gift this year. We’ve been working our way through that magical year over the summer. Every week we start the game and I say “I hope Auburn wins!” Then the Tigers win and we say “War Eagle!” and “Merry Christmas!” Great gift, right?

And then, Batman Begins! When that ended, on another channel, The Dark Knight! My lovely bride made dinner, putting delicious salmon on the grill. I took a picture of it:

Grill

I really need to get out of the house. And, also, I need to be able to walk around for more than five minutes without my shoulder and collarbone killing me.

And now, to end on a more positive note, something cute:


15
Jul 12

Catching up

The regular Sunday post that slaps together a bunch of pictures among my many other featured treasures of the Internet. Showing them off with trite commentary constitutes cheap content. Off we go …

Did you know there’s a Hank Williams museum in downtown Montgomery, Ala? He’s buried not far from there, so it makes sense. I just found this museum on the Fourth of July, though. It was closed, but you could see this hand-carved Kaw-Liga piece from the door.

Kaw-Liga, you see, was a wooden Indian who fell in love with an Indian maid at a nearby antique store. He does not, as the song explain, share his feeling, because he’s from a pine tree. Classic tune, and this piece took 530 collective hours to carve:

Kawliga

On the way to the beach last weekend we saw signs for another Hank Williams museum. I can’t comment on the quality of either, unfortunately, but I want to visit them both.

Parasailing tourists on the Gulf of Mexico, off Orange Beach, Ala.:

Parasail

Mr. Brown, our weekend host, is catching fish on his condo’s private pier on Orange Beach, Ala.:

MrBrown

Brian photographs the pelicans on the state pier in Orange Beach, Ala.:

Brian

Allie, playing in her tunnel this weekend:

Allie

The Yankee celebrating her first state line in cycling:

Yankee


14
Jul 12

Sleep at last, sleep at last

Since I hurt myself Monday I’ve struggled to be comfortable in any one position. This means poor-quality sleep: both sides of the bed, a pillow under my arm, no pillows, my recliner. Nothing has worked.

Last night I gave up and retreated to my arm chair, the only place I’ve been able to get comfortable, provided a certain formula of cushions and pillows is employed.

So I plumbed the seat cushion, the back cushion. I found a comforter. The Yankee dug my airplane pillow out of some closet. I wedged in a corner of the seat, put a throw pillow in place to support my arm, the airplane pillow around my neck and the comforter around everything else.

And I slept. I woke up at 8 a.m., after almost seven blissful hours uninterrupted without consciousness or pain. Of course I woke up feeling as if Jack Bauer was torturing my shoulder.

But I also woke up to this:

DrAllie

As far as I know she’d sleep on the arm of the chair most of the night, doing her part to nurse me back to health. She’s a good cat for the most part — despite biting my foot for no reason tonight. The arm I hurt is the the side she normally favors, but she’s stayed away from it all on her own.

Today I’ve resolved to sit perfectly still and do absolutely nothing. For the most part I’ve been successful. And my shoulder and collar bone have been grateful.

Then I compiled two pages of questions for my doctor. He might not like me as a patient when this is over.

So I’ve watched TV and read. I’ve nodded off. I’ve tried to stay awake. It isn’t most riveting Saturday, and unfortunately I don’t have a lot to share here. Let’s just try again tomorrow, shall we?


8
Jul 12

Life’s a beach

Another lovely day on the Gulf Coast. Here are just a few pictures to document things. Mr. Brown is pulling in a crevalle jack with his brother:

MrBrown

We bought our wedding rings from Mr. Brown. He’s a terrific man and has a great family. And I’m not just saying that because he’s letting us visit his condo, either.

We took a trip off the condo’s private pier and drove down the street to the state pier. It is very long, almost three-tenths of a mile, and costs $2 to walk. It is not unlike walking through a county fair held in the parking lot of a Walmart sale next door to an Alabama football game. Interesting people watching and too many hooks flying through the air.

The pelicans hang out for any left overs:

Pelican

Kids were reeling in bait fish to give to the pelicans, so that was fun:

PelicanFish

I startled him off so everyone else could take in-flight pictures. I was just a tiny bit hasty with this one:

Pelican

Not bad for phone pics, though.

Since we rode 60 miles yesterday and that was too far and too hot for my lovely bride, I suggested we take her ideas for future rides and reduce them by about 30 percent. So, today, we just biked into another state.

Florida

Don’t tell anyone, but we are staying just four miles from the line, so it isn’t the most impressive feat you could imagine. Hence my expression, I guess. (Incidentally, a friend of ours got engaged just a few hundred yards from this sign a couple of years ago.) We pedaled on into Florida for a while and then turned back for the condo before we made it to the Atlantic ocean. People in Florida are about as observant of bikes as people anywhere else, but the accents might be a bit thicker.

I hit another round number on the odometer today. This is where I should have been to start June. Still behind, still catching up.

Odometer

That’a 1,500 miles so far this year. Not bad. Not great, but not bad.

We had dinner tonight at a place called Cosmos. Jot that down and go there on your next visit. You might have a wait, but once you get beyond the it-is-fashionable-to-wait-despite-half-a-dozen-available-tables insult the food is worth it.


7
Jul 12

We took a long ride along the coast

It was going to happen at some point this weekend. The land is flat and we brought our bikes. There are long stretches of road and we’re on the right side of the bay. I had this feeling of certainty: The sky is blue, the water is blue-green and I’m riding to Fort Morgan.

My mother used to play here when she was on vacations as a child. She took me there once or twice when I was a teenager. We’re only 30 miles away.

So we were looking at routes last night and The Yankee says, “Let’s ride to this Fort Morgan place.”

It seemed a bit long for her, but she suggested it, so we went.

We had a slight headwind as we headed west. We did a quick turn off the main road on the coast, up to a state park. We did six miles through woods on a bike path, sliding past lagoons and katydids and then two or three more miles of RVs decked out in Alabama and LSU regalia.

And then we joined the cars again, more woods, beaches, beach houses. Head winds. A beautiful, warm summer day. It would make sense that we’d get the tailwind on the way back. We even passed this street:

GulfWindCt

But the air was dead still on our return trip. This ride, The Yankee said, was a better idea last night when she was in the air conditioning. But it was a great ride. We stopped at a marina and topped off our drinks. I tried new cycling snacks of gels and crackers and things.

We just missed a coastal rainfall, the kind you can set your clock by each afternoon. We did not miss the post-rain humidity, though. Essentially this route took us across the entire width of Baldwin County. It was sunny and the heat index barely made the mid-90s. I love to ride like this. We had plenty of wonderful views:

beachhouses

Here are my seat stays and seat tube, after a flat, steady 60-mile ride:

Felt

The dirtier it gets, the better it looks. Just wish I’d been pedaling harder.

We had lunch, cleaned up and then went fishing with our hosts. We caught nothing.

That’s not true. We became very proficient at catching bait fish. Other fish would then eat the eyeballs of those fish. Eyeball-less bait is unattractive to what we were after, so we’d have to catch more bait. And this cycle repeated itself for hours. Fish eyeballs, it seems, are a delicacy in the Gulf this season.

As the sun went down we got cleaned up again and headed out for dinner at the famous Wintzell’s Oyster House.

Tomorrow, she tells me, we’re taking a much shorter ride.