Friday


23
Jan 15

Three quick observations

Anyone know what this is?

La Ronde

Two hints. First, the seal, which is awesome, says “La Ronde.” Second, it doesn’t have anything to do with bicycles.

Saw this sign today:

La Ronde

It could be that they are saying they don’t think you’ll stick with your resolutions. Or they could be saying that maybe your troubles aren’t so bad, after all. Why, they’re positively just like those resolutions, which you probably won’t keep. Or maybe they have just resolved to state their resolutions in a concise manner. Then, you see, they are short, and wouldn’t it be nice if your troubles were equally short?

Or it could be that they are saying that resolutions are issues of choice. And how you handle them is a choice. So shouldn’t your troubles be those things, too?

But then again, “resolutions” is longer than “troubles.”

There’s a lot to consider in that sign. Two of my resolutions have expired just thinking about it.

Auburn gymnastics tonight, 6,200-plus were there:

Tigers upset the visiting 12th-ranked Arkansas squad. Looked good doing it, too. They host Air Force next week.

The La Ronde? It is a holder for an old bathroom air freshener, long since out of use. But, still, it hangs on a wall. Just waiting.


16
Jan 15

Sea day

We’re heading home. Today is another sea day. I love sea days.


9
Jan 15

Diving Bonaire

We saw a great show with a juggler on Red Bull and speed last night. He was a bit like a young Robin Williams, even worked through the crowd twice. I have some video and will upload it later. Anyway, today, we walked off the ship in beautiful Bonaire and there was Pete, the juggler, who decided to go diving with us.

He sat down next to me in this little place:

dive shop

In my experience, this is exactly how dive shops should look.

Pete Matthews is a nice guy. Says 70 percent of his act is written and the rest is ad libbed, and that his stage personality is him turned up to 12. (You’ll see.) He’s also funny when he’s not working and is giving, willing to let a dive boat of pretend comedians try a joke on him. He’s also a fine diver.

Our dive video:

Going back aboard in Bonaire, we saw this dairying vessel. Kruise Mor Cows:

Tomorrow, another fine day on the water.


2
Jan 15

Things I’ve received

I got a pair of broken glasses in November and an eye appointment two weeks ago to replace them. Ignored at that doctor’s office, I made a new appointment, today, with another eye doctor.

I got my appointment rescheduled earlier this week. Seems the doctor didn’t want to come back to the office after lunch. So this morning, then, I waited 75 minutes to meet the doctor. I got this picture of the chart while I waited. I zoomed in on my camera phone, and then zoomed in on the picture so I could read them. When the doctor did come in he managed to not introduce himself.

Charter

I got into a long debate with this new doctor because he somehow ascertained that his machine told him a radically off result for my vision. That meant a lecture by the doctor because, I think, he somehow assumed that this error was something I was advocating. We followed that up with the pleasure of someone sticking their fingers in my eyes.

And I got a trial pair of contacts and the persistent sensation that something is in my eye. Perhaps because something was in my eye. Even now, with them out, and maybe I did that right, it feels like there’s something in my eye. Also, so far, I find that putting them in is easier than taking them out.

I’m still not sure what all of the letters are on the last line.

I got the perverse pleasure of watching my 16-gallon gas tank fill up beyond 16 gallons. Coasted in again. And I received the joy of filling up for less than $40, which was great after the expense of the eye test.

I got a very average haircut from a stylist perfectly uninterested in small talk. The extent of it was pointing out the cowlicks.

And, tonight, we got to have dinner with Mae Margaret, an old Auburn friend.


26
Dec 14

Pepe’s and hockey

We went here tonight:

Pepe's

When you get inside it just smells like the best pizza you’ve ever had. And your nose is not lying.

Here are some of the guys putting together the tomato pies:

Pepe's

They’ve been at this for 89 years now, the oven in this store is built brick-by-brick like in the original. The fire door is a molding of the original. They take Frank Pepe’s idea pretty seriously. So do we.

Seven of us ordered four of these. The before:

Pepe's

The after:

Pepe's

Later, we saw some hockey. I shot some video.*

Kevin Poulin made 34 saves to pick up his second shutout of the season, Alan Quine and Sebastian Collberg each scored in the third period for the Sound Tigers as Bridgeport won 2-0. We were there to see it.

There was also a youth hockey exhibition, dominated by one too-big kid, but adorable for all the little ones. I caught two goals near the end of their skate in this video:

*Yes, the footage isn’t the best. (I shot it on my phone, shot about six minutes in all from a fixed position and now this much about hockey.) Pardon the mess, as they say. This is all about trying to make the workflow efficient.