adventures


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Oct 10

The Indian burial ground

Our home is haunted. And we’ve terribly angered some spirit that also lives here. This is the only logical conclusion.

First it was just bad work. Then a failure to follow instructions. Then bad luck. And now, I’m convinced we’re on some holy ground that never should have seen a house built in this place.

The first item, previously discussed here was a bad replacement effort on our part when it came to light air conditioner work. Then I broke the shower head, which yielded a much larger, funnier and more frustrating repair job that I never wrote about here.

Suffice it to say that you don’t want a plumber to come to your house on a Sunday night. That can get expensive. Fortunately the home insurance covered it.

After that it was the refrigerator. And here we were beginning to get suspicious.

Now the problem is the dishwasher, the previously steady, unremarkable but reliable dishwasher. It just decided not to do its job last night.

So I spent the late evening hours taking it apart. And my investigation yielded one truth: I can’t fix it myself.

Sealed it up last night and spent a little time investigating the possibilities today. The motor turns. The drain is clear. The float switch is free. What do you think the problem might be? I explained it all and asked this question of two appliance places. Neither had any real idea. One was very helpful, printing off schematics that showed what might be the problem, but upon further inspection doesn’t seem to be the case. Another was an old man who’s just hanging on. He has an appliance shop, the kind of place that 85 percent of the people probably pass on their way to Sears to buy a new deep freezer. The shop hasn’t been the recipient of any work since the 1970s. The man himself was straight out of the late 1960s. All of his prices were contemporary, however. He tried, but he came up grasping for straws, too.

The person that fixes it will probably not be those people. My guess is that the problem is the timer, which I understand can fail, or suddenly a power supply issue, for which I can’t test because of the configuration.

Or we’re living on a burial ground.

Spent the afternoon reading conference papers and checking in on one of my grandmothers, who had a little surgery done today. She’s doing great this evening, but could still use a prayer and a positive thought, if you don’t mind.

In that process I’ve learned there is a segment of my family, old and young, that hasn’t found the need to set up their cell phone’s voicemail. I’d just assumed everyone did that, and created a custom wallpaper on the first day with their new phone.

That’s what you’d do, right?

So there’s the Monday history. I’m still working my way through the Pine Hill Cemetery. There’s just mountains of local history under the stones there and I still have about a third of the place to walk. I’ll give you three of the finds today and a few more next week.

Ross

The first thing you need to know about Bennett Battle Ross, here, is that he was actually a Bennett, junior. His father, Bennett, was a methodist minister. The dad attended nearby Lagrange College and became a professor of English literature at Alabama Polytechnic Institute (Auburn) in 1872 when Junior was six.

Junior, then, was educated at API, the University of Chicago and abroad. He became API’s assistant chemist, and then a professor of chemistry at LSU. He’d return to Auburn as professor of chemistry in 1893, served as the dean of agricultural sciences, the state chemist and university president for a brief time. He was in every chemistry society in the world, it seems, and, because he was popular, served as a director of the local bank and cotton mill.

Ross

That’s Ross, a dashing looking guy, from my 1925 Glomerata.

Auburn’s Ross Hall, built in the year of his death, is named in his honor. It was for years the chemistry building, but after a recent renovation now houses engineering and administrative offices. Check out some through-the-years pictures of Ross Hall.

The interesting ones there are from the building’s construction in 1930 compared to a 1957 photograph. If you’re familiar with the campus the difference between 1930 to 1957 is much greater than the one between that 1957 picture and the supporting 1979 photograph. That’s the case for a lot of the world, though.

McAdory

This one is both prominent local history and slim, indirect personal history. Isaac Sadler McAdory’s father, Isaac Wellington McAdory, is the namesake of the high school I attended near Birmingham. After the Civil War — during which he served in the Jonesboro Guard, Company H of the 28th Alabama Infantry Regiment and saw action in Mississippi, Kentucky and, most prominently, in Tennessee at Chickamauga and Nashville and Georgia in various battles surrounding Atlanta — he founded his own school, Pleasant Hill Academy. It crops up as a fairly prominent regional 19th century school in post-bellum history.

His son, Dr. Isaac Sadler McAdory, was Auburn’s second dean of veterinary medicine, working at the university for more than 48 years.

McAdory

That’s McAdory in the 1936 Glomerata, his first appearance there. The university’s large animal clinic is named after him.

Camp

Edmund Camp’s marker says he was the first textile engineering graduate in the western hemisphere (at Georgia Tech). It’s an odd sounding thing, but true. He managed mills in Georgia and would go on to found the textile engineering program at Texas Tech and then started the program at Auburn in 1929. These days it is called polymer and fiber engineering where they’re doing cool things like improving the strength of vehicle armor to help keep soldiers safer.

Camp

Camp was also an Auburn graduate, earning his master’s degree from A.P.I. in chemical engineering in 1935. That picture is from the 1931 Glomerata. Unfortunately there isn’t much more to tell. Even though he was a chemist and an engineer, I have the feeling his story might be a good one, but the Internet doesn’t know it.

I bet he could fix my dishwasher.


2
Oct 10

Henry and Dee

HenryandDee

We’re visiting with The Yankee’s grandparents, Henry and Dee. They retired to Florida and the visits aren’t nearly frequent enough because they are the sweetest people.

We had pizza for lunch, they took us to this park in the afternoon. We visited a pier and watched the boats and the birds. We had dinner at a new local restaurant Henry wanted to try. It was noisy and crowded, but good.

We had pie back around their table and gave them presents. They told us stories all day. I took pictures and recorded a few of the conversations.

I’ll share one or two of those in the next few days.


1
Oct 10

Travel day

When we look back on today, we’ll remember it as a travel evening. By the time we made it to Florida we were ready to be out of the car. That worked out well since, after that, there’s just the water.

On the way, do you know where this is?

Hint

No? Need another hint?

Hint

Fine, one more.

Hint

It is a small southern town, so there’s no shame if you don’t know it. I sent those pictures to my friend Elizabeth. She’s from that town and she didn’t know, either. (I like my geographic quizzes to be challenging.)

Anyway.

Sunset

We’re at a Residence Inn, somewhere in Florida, which has the most pretentious lobby I’ve ever seen in a hotel I can afford. The sink in the bathroom off the lobby:

Sink

It has the H and C, the universal symbols for “Ouch!” and “Brrr!” The knob rotates. But that doesn’t turn on the water. Twist, pull, tug, push and you get no water. You can control the temperature of this mythical H20, but you have to — oh.

It is a hands-free faucet. There’s a sensor under the spout. But you still had to touch it. And that’s Florida.

The Yankee and I had dinner at a place called Crabby Bill’s. There was a dour faced man in the classic grimace pose on the logo, how could you go wrong? Also, there was seafood.

I discovered corn and crab chowder. Got the recipe:

4 tablespoons butter or bacon fat
2 medium onions, finely chopped
1 small green pepper, finely chopped
2 tablespoons parsley, finely chopped
2 large potatoes, peeled and diced
3 cups corn, cut off cob
2 cups milk or more
1 cup cream
1/2 pound crabmeat

Melt butter or bacon fat in pan.
When hot, add onions and green pepper.
Saute 5 minutes.
Add potatoes and cover vegetables with water.
Cook 10 minutes.
Add corn and continue to cook until potatoes are tender.
Add 2 cups milk and the cream.
Stir and bring to a boil.
Add crabmeat and just heat through.
Thin with milk if necessary.
Season with salt and pepper.
Stir in parsley.

I might eat that all fall.

The place was full of signs, both manufactured and handmade, like this one:

Signs

We picked up The Yankee’s mother. She flew down for a quick weekend visit a bit further down the coast. We’ll do that tomorrow.


27
Sep 10

“That’s definitely your problem.”

I had a great tale to tell you about today. It was going to be so exciting and wonderful. It would have left you smiling all day, that’s how good this story is. The stuff of dreams and laughter and happy children with puppy dogs. Just joyous stuff.

Instead I’ll tell you about the refrigerator.

Yesterday we broke it.

To be more precise it broke on us. Yay. Something else broke. Finally, however, something broke on its own. That’s a first. It was the same old story though, boy meets girl, girl goes into kitchen. Girl wonders why her feet are wet. Girl discovers the water is coming from the freezer. Girl mutters under her breath. Boy walks in and discovers what the girl’s already discovered.

Everything is melting. The good news is that at the end of the month there is precious little in our fridge and freezer. A few drinks, a door full of condiments, a couple of cheeses and pasta. In the freezer there was chicken, pork and a few containers of ice cream.

And ice. Lots of ice. Though we found it on the floor in its more playful physical form.

To Google. And then to the Whirlpool site. And to the phone, where the helpful voice helpfully points out that the helpful help line isn’t exactly helpful on Sundays. Everything breaks on Sundays.

If that’s not the name of an emo album within the next year I’ll be disappointed.

I discovered the downside to cultivating so many friends who prefer sarcastic humor. I asked for advice on Facebook and Twitter and none of you were any help. Punchlines, sure. Advice, nothing. (You should all be ashamed!)

Because learning is sometimes retroactive, I learned that there isn’t much you can do for a refrigerator as a consumer. We consulted manuals, both hard copy and digital. We surfed the forums. The refrigerator is only eight years old. It worked Friday night. It is plugged in and still humming. The lights work, no breakers have been tripped. None of this made sense.

We called the nice, patient and thoroughly sensible home warranty people. They find a local company. They are, as one might reasonably expect, closed on Sundays. They like emo music.

So, the warranty people tell us …

Hey, that’s the name of the band. “Check out the new album from The Warranty People: Everything breaks on Sundays!”

The warranty people tell us the repair man would be out tomorrow, which is today. The company’s name is a set of initials. Their voicemail is a chipper young woman who’s just proud, proud, proud to be recording this outgoing message. I liked my chances.

The repairman, our new best friend, came out today. His name is Rambo. He looks like what might have happened if John Rambo had, instead of being a West Coast drifter, turned into an HVAC, refrigerator guy who preferred a gray jumpsuit.

He walked right in and identified the kitchen area, tipped off no doubt by the counters and various kitchen accoutrement and paraphernalia. We really should disguise the room a bit more. Also the ice coolers stacked with our hopefully still chilled foodstuffs are a good hint.

We’d moved the surrounding clutter. I’ve already inspected the back of the refrigerator, which is much like my inspection under the hood of a modern car. Everything is … there. Few pieces sneak out under cover of darkness. (I lock up, and the parts lack the height and opposing thumbs required to negotiate the door.)

Rambo pulled off that little piece of cardboard at the bottom of the refrigerator. Yours probably has one too. It is dusty in there. And I hope yours is as well, otherwise this is just embarrassing. He looked and he poked and he turned on his flashlight. He removed a piece. He shook it. It rattled.

“That’s definitely your problem,” he declares.

Turns out this is the starting whatsits on the compressor and it has burned up, hence the rattle, which is apparently the part that is broken. It is a common piece, he said, and he looked to see if there is one in his truck.

There is not.

He must order the part. Hopefully, he says, it will be here this week.

Now look, Stallone, I understand you can’t control FedEx. I appreciate that you’re only covering your bases. But don’t you think it would be a little odd that a common piece can’t be identified, located, put on a truck and shipped here before the week is out?

Can I just go down to the local hardware shop, show them this thing — taking care to rattle it, so they know it is broken — and ask them for a replacement part?

I paid Rambo, who is a very nice guy. He said he’ll make sure the part gets ordered today, which is good, because I have three coolers of food and ice sitting on the floor. He promised to come back as soon as the part is in to make everything nice and frosty.

We bought dry ice at the local dry ice distribution center. (They also offer groceries, it turns out.) And I learned why you don’t touch dry ice. You can get an exposure burn in just a few seconds. Fortunately everything is cooling, because I have solid carbon dioxide in my kitchen.

Of course we had an extra refrigerator before we moved. We just had to sell it. For some reason it was agreed that an extra set of every appliance was being just a bit too overcautious. We regret that decision today. We let the old one go cheap too, according to my hasty and desperate searching this weekend. But we let it go to a couple who were in a similar situation. Hopefully the karma will be repaid in the form of a quick repair.

We ate freshly thawed chicken tonight. No one is ill or dead. (The long awaited second album from The Warranty People … )

So let’s keep count: air conditioner (in August, which has to be worth two points), the shower and the refrigerator.

To cheer us up, the best part of the Internet today is here:

This is a news website article about a scientific paper

In the standfirst I will make a fairly obvious pun about the subject matter before posing an inane question I have no intention of really answering: is this an important scientific finding?

In this paragraph I will state the main claim that the research makes, making appropriate use of “scare quotes” to ensure that it’s clear that I have no opinion about this research whatsoever.

In this paragraph I will briefly (because no paragraph should be more than one line) state which existing scientific ideas this new research “challenges”.

If the research is about a potential cure, or a solution to a problem, this paragraph will describe how it will raise hopes for a group of sufferers or victims.

The entire piece is worth your time. I can only assume that the author had a few minutes before his deadline, but none of the things in the press release folder or quick searches on Google inspired him. We are the better for it.

Monday history: First, check out this video from 1970. Unfortunately I can not embed it, because the site is from 1972.

That road, quiet and peaceful and uninteresting as the clip is, is now a big road in Birmingham. It was quiet in that shot in large part because the corridor was brand new. Construction started in 1962 with the first blast through the mountain. The cut was completed in 1967, the highway opened in 1970.

In part this corridor helped boost development in the southern suburbs. Homewood, Vestavia and Mountain Brook and even Hoover were there (though Hoover was brand new), but they hadn’t yet realized their full potential.

Driving through the mountain you can see about 150 million years of history, including a vein of the red ore that was so vital in the city’s early prosperity. The roadwork yielded a new species of trilobite. Not a computer measurement, Acaste birminghamensis was an ancient marine anthropod. The area, because of the geology lesson it provides, is one of seven Alabama National Natural Landmarks.

So that was then, 1970. This is now:

Note the changes. Note the similarities. Should have driven it during rush hour instead of mid-morning.

That’s enough for one day. if you have a little plastic cube (that doesn’t rattle) which can be somehow magically plugged into my refrigerator, please leave a comment.


3
Sep 10

Friday is Pie Day

Football

Are you ready for football? This is week two of the high school season. Drove by this one this evening as the team was warming up. I’ll try to get to a high school game this fall, the school I covered many years ago is doing very well, but we are especially excited about college football. That, of course, begins tomorrow.

Reading and class prep today. And resting. Strained my back at the gym this morning. Did squats and everything was fine. Did what I think of as the jail break exercise — the move started years ago by some anonymous person is slowly digging through the corner of the cinderblock wall — and everything was fine. Did a curl and dropped down a weight. Did another curl and my back tightened up. Wisely, I put the weight down.

A comfy chair and a heating pad this evening have helped. I’m fine, just moving a little gingerly. Tomorrow I’ll be good as new.

Pie Day tonight at Mama Q’s. We had the chicken tonight, which was delicious. The dutch apple pie, we decided is a consistent winner. Give them a visit.

We checked out the soccer game tonight. The fans got a great show.

At the AU soccer game

(I downloaded a pseudo tilt shift application for my iPhone — two of them, actually, but I think one is a bust — and I’m playing around with it a bit. Now I have to figure out which subjects look best in the tilt shift style. My apologies in advance.)

Florida State was controlling things with a disciplined effort on the ground. They snuck in a goal in the 28th minute and Auburn struggled against the fifth ranked Seminoles through the middle portion of the game.

In the 73rd minute Auburn’s Lydia Townsend found a glaring hole in the center of the FSU defense. She chipped in the ball over the goalkeeper on a breakaway.

Tigers celebrate

Florida State scored on a header in the 83rd minute and Auburn answered with a goal in the 87th minute to force overtime. In college they play two sudden death periods of 10 minutes each. After that you just settle for a draw. With two minutes remaining in the second overtime, so in the 107th minute, Katy Frierson picked up a loose ball outside the 18 off of a corner kick and struck the ball home.

Here’s Frierson earlier in the game:

Frierson over the ball

And here the Tigers celebrate the game winning goal:

Tigers celebrate

They are celebrating Auburn’s first win over the Seminoles since 1995 and the first win over a top-five team since 2004.

I’ll have more pictures in the photo gallery early next week.

Which leaves us with the last installment of the evening, YouTube Cover Theater, where we turn the place over to people pouring their talents and odes and ambitions or fears out there for our consumption. Tonight’s featured coveree is Duncan Sheik. We’ll start out with an incredible rendition of She Runs Away:

And now, for your listening pleasure, we have a nice run at That Says It All:

Sheik, apparently, has written a musical. Here’s one of his fans’ playing his favorite tune:

And, finally, we’ll hear from the original artist himself as Duncan Sheik covers … Radiohead?

Who doesn’t enjoy a good cover?

Who doesn’t enjoy football? Are you ready? Tomorrow Auburn has Arkansas State. Look for us. We’ll be the ones in blue.