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22
Apr 11

Under north Alabama

Thirty miles on the bike this morning. I toyed with the idea of 40, but glad I decided against it. The theory is that there are always 10 more miles in me somewhere. And I think that’s true. Feeling achy? Pedal 10 more. Got a cramp? Readjust and push through for 10 more. Feeling dehydrated? Ten more, no problem.

But then I thought, Ya know. You’re going to be in the car a lot today. Maybe you shouldn’t find any more reasons to cramp up mid-drive.

And so it was. And I did not have any uncomfortableness as we ventured to north Alabama this evening. There’s a birthday to celebrate tomorrow. We got to my grandparents in time for dinner — they chose the nearby catfish joint, which has become a regular destination.

The hush puppies are a bit overly greasy, but otherwise the place is good. Swamp John’s started as catfish in a gas station. (You can do that in this part of the world, and it is good. If you know what you’re looking for.) He started catering, selling out and now has three restaurants in the northwestern corner of the state. He’s done that in a decade. And he’s done that in a place where catfish is a staple of the diet, so it isn’t as if there’s no competition. There are at least a dozen other catfish joints in the county, says the all-knowing Google Maps.

This store has a mural covering a back wall of the place that features the nearby TVA dam. Be sure you notice it, or someone will point it out to you. The place just down the road, Newbern’s, has a large panoramic photograph of when the dam was being built as a WPA project.

For years I imagined all of these places pulled their product out of the Tennessee River. I knew better, but it was more fun that way. It is all farm-raised, even my aunt’s place in the next town over, where the creek drips right through their backyard. I’d never given much thought to where these places must get their shrimp. Being 350 miles inland would push it a bit for being catch-of-the-hour.

We cleaned up my grandmother’s hydrangea. She has a giant patio off her back porch, which is hemmed on three sides by privacy fences. They aren’t enclosed, but afford you access at any corner. In my life there have been two fences there, a brutally bad red fence and a natural color that’s in place now. It is starting to age a bit, too, though. At one corner of the fence there is this giant plant which always provided a natural speed bump for rambunctious children. My grandmother could grow anything. She could take the lettuce from her salad at the catfish place, plant it in the ground and win a prize with it before the season was over. Everyone knew it, everyone admired it and even the kids knew not to mess with her flowers. If you were playing tag, you had to negotiate that corner carefully, or sprint the length of the fence for the next opening. The bush is so big now, though, that passage is impossible.

So we’re snipping off old growth and breaking up stalks and limbs and my mother, in one of her well-timed moments of spontaneity, says “Let’s go down into the fallout shelter.”

I’ve never been down there. It has been in that yard since my mother was a child, and has always been a mystery and a focal point of yard play, but I have never been invited into the mysterious metal caverns until today. Everyone seemed shocked by this, which is odd, because no one ever offered me a tour. And anything mysterious or old or some place I’m not supposed to go, is a place in which I’m interested.

I have pictures.

Shelter

This was a four bed shelter, and this is about half of the space. Note the support beam down low with now decades old canned vegetables. Some of them have failed seals, but some look pretty good. We opened one of the ones that still looked promising. The beans smelled fresh, at least.

Shelter

In this box: enough food and water for one person for 14 days. (If you could supplement the supplementary food with some other calories and you didn’t mind being thirsty for two weeks.

Shelter

This is the hand crank to recycle the air. The mechanized part is still free. My mother says she remembers the sound. As best she recalls the shelter was installed around the time of the Cuban missile crisis, but they had it primarily for the area’s stormy weather.

Shelter

There was a bag of cereal samplers down there. Eighteen packages of 12 favorites. I couldn’t wait to see the logos and the fonts.

Shelter

But this bag of cereal had been down there for decades. The shelter was clean enough for being underground, well-built and dry, but hardly sterile. Time marches on, and it crunched through the flakes and raisins and left nothing behind. What little moisture was in the shelter probably came from the breakdown of the contents in that cereal bag. Opening the thing, gently as I tried, destroyed all of the thin cardboard inside.

Shelter

Remember, it isn’t what you know, but who you know, and I know Crackle.

Shelter

Sugar Stars and OKs. No one remembers these cereals. The things you note, though, are the Hannah Barbera character endorsements and how much sugar figured into the name of things in the middle of the 20th century.

Shelter

Sugar Smacks. I remember these from my own childhood. They were renamed Honey Smacks in the 1980s when we decided to get healthy. Or at least when we decided marketing makes us healthy. Then they were simply known as Smacks for a while. And now they are Honey Smacks again. Healthy! But not really.

If you’re looking to carbon date the stuff we found down there, a church flier referenced a local radio station that only used those particular call letters during the first part of the 1960s. Quick Draw carried the Sugar Smacks brand from 1961 through 1965.

More pictures, and the birthday party, tomorrow.


16
Mar 11

Sadly they did not have strawberries

I made a video of our visit to the farmers market this morning. Enjoy.

The most important thing about this video is not that I shot it on my phone, but I edited it in the car on the ride home. After that the iMovie app offered an update. The description sounds promising. Can’t wait to see it in action.

I promised you two stories yesterday.

Here’s the first: My longtime friend and radio mentor, Chadd Scott, lost his job at an Atlanta sports talker this week. He was stuck in St. Louis, stranded by Delta and weather. He tweeted about it, Delta took offense and, being sponsors of his station, put a lot of pressure on his employer. So they fired him.

This is regrettable, but everyone in the business pretty much understands the tough spot the station was in. Less excusable was Delta’s overreaction. Here’s why. He tweeted about it on Tuesday and the power of the Internet took over.

He started that day with about 800 followers, and now has almost 1,200 as of this writing, but that’s not what is important. I collected his original tweets, minus one, which he deleted for his former employer, and the next nine hours of original tweets and posted them on Storify.

If you don’t read the entire thing, I ended with the important part. The last 50 tweets mentioning @chaddscott and thus, Delta, had (at that point) reached 19,113 potential airline customers, creating 22,711 impressions.

So this is unfortunate for Chadd, but he’s the kind of guy that lands on his feet. You don’t build the fastest growing syndicated show in the country as he did a few years ago or work at ESPN for two of their top shows as he has done without being the kind of talented person capable of landing on your feet. While no time is good to be out of a job, now especially so, Chadd’s going to move on to bigger things.

But poor thin-skinned, corporate Delta. The guy had a few jokes, sound observations, really, and a few people online saw it. Now he’s going on television, thousands and thousands and thousands of people saw this and, apparently, are making travel decisions around it. (And as soon as my already-booked next Delta trip is up, I’ll be sure to figure this into my personal calculus.) If they can’t figure out when to have deicer at which airport they might not be worth my money, either. Also, they did my friend wrong.

Here’s the second story: I went to a local bookstore last night, a Hastings. We don’t seem to have another one around (that isn’t attached to the university). I remember when this Hastings arrived, when I was in college. it was a novel thing, then, because they had books and music and movies. But only mildly novel. They had some of all of those things, but other places had more of any one given thing.

The writing was almost upon the wall then, but there’s no mistaking what it says now. These stores are dying, at least the ones that aren’t dead. It was like strolling through a video store — Can you still do that in your town? — the only thing you need is the preservative fluids.

Finally found the biography section. Two entire sets of shelves. Amazon has a few more selections.

Not much of a story, but Hastings, I learned, has used books. Then again, so does Amazon. I hope the place makes it. Towns need bookstores. College towns should have more than one. Several people work there and they have at least three chairs for sitting and reading. Also, they have free coffee, so if you need a fix, that might be a good place to try.

I don’t drink coffee, so I couldn’t say.

Worked on what will become a new section of the site. I’ll give you a hint:

Book

Give up? That’s from an old 4th grade science book. It was published in 1940. It belonged to my grandfather. I have a few of his old books and I’m scanning the fun pictures for a small extra section of the site. Not in this book so much, but in one of his high school literature books, there are notes in the margins. I get the impression that he was a funny kid.

I’ll try and trot out part of that section next week.


11
Mar 11

One more of God’s singers went home

This picture was made in August of 2001. Tonice put his arm around Ocie’s shoulder, “She’s my baby,” he said.

Ocie pointed out that the next January would be their 62nd anniversary.

ToniceOcie

Sadly, they didn’t get to celebrate together. Tonice died that fall. This was the last picture of the two of them we have. We buried him on a gray, muddy day with a copy in his breast pocket. Ocie missed him terribly ever after.

He was the most humble, honorable man I’ve known. My great-grandmother was as sweet and gentle a lady as you could meet.

I hope they’re getting to celebrate together today.


5
Mar 11

Happy Birthday!

That’s one of my mother’s favorite songs.

She might have heard that version as a very small child.


11
Jan 11

Where I practice my over-writing

“Everyone should start today off by reading your article.” — an Email

Hardly, but I appreciate the compliment. I wrote this for The War Eagle Reader, but it has gotten a nice response, so I thought I’d reprint it. These are the days of almost beatific joy, the things we think and say should be remembered.

It is a relative certainty that one thinks of their time in a special place as the golden, gilded age. Birds never fly higher or sing any sweeter. The ladies were never more attractive and the young men never more friendly and willing to lend a hand. We’ll forget the things that caused us grief, because the mind is kind when it comes to pleasant memories. Instead we think of that perfect time, in that lovely place that strikes our hearts so tenderly.

It was my sophomore year at Auburn, when writing to a friend out west, that I realized how breathtakingly beautiful the sunsets are here. A flat place, with no big city to the west to add the character of smog to the evening’s show, the views were still startling.

sunset

For those of us fortunate enough to have such a pleasant experience at Auburn, the college years generally fit that bill. We think of our time on the plain as the perfect time to have been a college student. Those were the best Hey Days, the perfect cake races and maybe Chewacla just felt a bit nicer back then.

It was in the next year or so that the tenants in the downtown blocks started changing, and the feel of the town with it. The Tiger Theater was razed. A Gap went in that place. This was a before and after.

Of course college towns are often changing. And with the graying temples come blurring memories, but when we think of it collectively the fonts sharpen. The tastes from the Flush return, the sound of the Sunday explosion of the Kopper Kettle comes back to life. Spaghetti at the Auburn Grill is once again fragrant in that collective consciousness.

I used to marvel – and cluck – at the people who were frequent contributors to Sports Call, who would recall with fervor and detail some rainy, miserable night in Knoxville a generation prior or, older still, pedaling a bike to Columbus to see the Tigers play. How could this be relevant, or even worth remembering?

We define our charming little town and the notable old university far too much through something as silly as a football game. It is the catalyst for many happy memories as Bartley reminds us, and through it come many generous benefactors and a lot of publicity, no doubt. But in a Zac Etheridgian way we’re all aware of its relative place of human importance. Even so…

I had a professor who considered Jordan-Hare Stadium “A monument to lost causes.” I disliked it then, as now, but for different reasons. Years later and a professor myself I understand better his perspective. I know, too, the opportunity that the stadium and the program present to young men willing to make the most of it, even if it is only to trade on their name, so famous for a short time in white letters across their backs. I think of the young men who come from the deepest poverty the state can offer, who are fortunate enough to use their strength and their speed and their ability to shut out pain and parlay that into the potential for something positive – and I don’t speak of Sundays under the big lights, but the also difficult leap of improving one’s quality of life. Lost causes, indeed.

A lot of money comes through those old walls of cement and glory on Saturdays. The university, in its superlative way, has figured out how to monetize just about everything. You can have your picture taken with the golden eagle, for a small fee of course.

When I was in school I had a friend in the service fraternity that took care of Tiger. They flew her on that green space just outside her aviary, in the shadows of Jordan-Hare, between Haley and Parker. You could find them out there on sunny afternoons as people walked casually by on the concourse. This was no big deal.

When my grandmother came to visit I conspired to walk her by as the eagle was flying. She got to pose for a picture. You paid for this treat on game day. It was free during the week. “This sort of thing just doesn’t happen to everybody,” she said. “This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.” She got to do it again the next spring, too.

BonnieTiger

We took her onto the field. Then Jordan-Hare was just … open … and you could walk in during the day. She played pretend football with us. We had a goal line stand in the north end zone. Her best friend of 50 years was the referee, who marked the play dead. I love these pictures. These were the glory days, as we’ve all no doubt thought of our own experiences.

It comes to pass that those of youth and vigor turn to adulthood and confidence. And, God willing, we might one day stoop and shuffle and remember when we could take on the world. Some left for far flung places to do it. Others returned to their ancestral communities to lead the way. Others stayed in Auburn or returned, recalling that special time, that special place. They have found it changed – the Grille is gone, there’s more development on College Street than seems necessary, the Bottle is a figment, places like Lil Ireland’s and Ultravox have been swallowed up, there are buildings on campus you may not recognize and yet the place remains much the same. Their friends find themselves jealous of that opportunity to go back.

In some of the old Glomeratas there are luxurious shots of downtown. In the 1950s the town didn’t look that much different than what we would recognize from the 70s, 80s or 90s. A friend of mine — a grad that is also a townie, a boy of the 80s and a student of the 90s — remembers the Piggly Wiggly sign I’ve shown him in the old tomes. Much of that which has changed has seemed to do so relatively recently.

The enduring part of Auburn is not what it is, or what it was, but that which it aspires to be. The face, the complexities and the inanities vary as her people come and grow and go. Perspectives change. Dreams shift. Ideals are more long lasting.

I believe in Auburn, and love it.

It is a great sadness that Jim Fyffe could not see this and that Dean Foy could not lead one more Wah Eghul from the field. But it would not be surprising, in some idealized hereafter, to imagine Shug sitting alongside them with his Coke and peanuts, watching the boys play.

I think of them, and all of those collective memories, in that beautiful autumn sunlight, where the golden rays dip into the stadium and stretch long the shadows of mortal men. This is the casting forward of our memories. These are the triumphs we’ll tell children about, as they’ve been told to us. That sunlight seems to dance eternal.

Though it may flicker, we’ll long remember that glorious day Newton – every inch the 7-feet-2 of toned, hard-as-a-brick 357 pounds of pure muscle and lightning given to him from Bo’s magic scepter from Mount Heisman – carried the puny LSU defender across the goal line.

Newton

That story will mutate, just like the temperature on that bitter Thanksgiving weekend when the Tigers braved the elements, the people and the circumstance to best the Tide, though little embellishment will be necessary. Some things stay the same and to say “They did this” will surely carry a weight through the ages. We shall remember the impossibility of thumping Steve Spurrier good and hard, as we’ve always wanted too. We shall remember, too, the big, final stage; for we know it is football that people will see, but Auburn that we’ll get to tell them about.

As this moves from the irrepressible, improbable present to the poignant past, we’ll remember too, this season of great joy and hope. The town and the campus changes, the people the change, our neighbors in the stadium and the names on the jerseys flare to prominence, becoming another person, another bright bit of Auburn’s potential. There will be memories of our losses, but also of our gains. There’s the roar that greets the alumni who thrill us with flyovers and the renaissance of old characters back to say hello and that stirring video from Afghanistan, where Auburn men and women said with no irony “I believe in my Country, because it is a land of freedom and because it is my own home.”

And then we’ll know.

“I think Auburn, the whole town of Auburn University and everything Auburn represents is past due for something great like this. We’re not just playing for ourselves, we’re playing for so many people who don’t have an opportunity to play, but take pride in Auburn and wear it every single day.” – Cam, in the dessert.