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25
Jun 12

Fore!

Golfers, even woeful hacks like me, should never let cobwebs grow on their golf bag. And yet they have. We haven’t played since we moved into the new house, so at least two years. And maybe closer to three. Who can say?

But we have the opportunity next month to play on a course of some fabled significance and we are now working under the impression that a few short rounds between now and then at the local municipal course will improve our game to simply galling.

So we asked a friend of ours — when he met each of us separately, introduced himself by asking if we golfed — to walk nine with us today. He’s probably one of the better duffers in town and, maybe, it’ll rub off on us.

Rob

You can pay for golf lessons, but simple instructions go just as far for people like me — the guy who can hit most every stick in his bag, just never on command. I noticed … come to think of it … that he spent more time coaching The Yankee than he did with me. But I did get some nice putting advice. Nicklaus knows I need it.

Now The Yankee …

Rob

We’ll, she’s just naturally athletic. Good at everything. Check her out on the seventh hole:


23
Jun 12

The big aquabike race

For three years at least — since we started riding spin bikes one summer, or maybe even longer — The Yankee has toyed with the idea of competing in an aquabike event. This is a swim and bike, or a triathlon without the run, though purists would, I’m sure disagree with that as a oversimplification.

This summer has been the first time she’s been able to put it in her schedule. She’s on the master’s swim team at Auburn. Between doing laps and doing work she’s been riding her bike as well. And today there was a sprint triathlon — one in a series of six — in Georgia. They offered an aquabike component. And so we finally got to see it happen.

The race was at Indian Springs State Park which, like so much of Georgia, is in the middle of a rolling, rural countryside that features pine trees, pastureland and not much else. So we stayed last night in lovely Macon, and woke up and were on the road before sunrise. The race started at 8 a.m., which was great because everything wrapped up at 11 a.m., when the sun remembered it was June and turned ridiculous.

But we were, watching everyone get read as the golden rays filtered through the pines:

aquabike

We’d registered yesterday, so that left only putting things in the transition area just so and getting numbers painted on your limbs and donning those fetching swim caps. They started the race, triathlete or no, on the basis of which cap color you had. Every group meant a different thing. The yellows were younger men. The green color caps, worn by older gentlemen, swam away three minutes later. Then came the purples, pinks and red for everyone else. The Yankee wore a red cap in the novice group, which pushed off 12 minutes after the yellows started the race. Perhaps this was the wrong category.

aquabike

Getting her game face on. Or wondering how you’re supposed to be able to see in lake water.

aquabike

Here’s the group’s start. They are swimming clockwise in a giant half-circle around five orange buoys. Those 600 meters look a lot different in open water than in the pool, I’d bet.

She got off to a good start in the swim, which is her stronger of the two events. She said she got off course at one point — which is precisely why I don’t swim in these things, my kick is so awful I’d go around in a circle — and had to correct. And then she started catching people in the groups in front of her, who swam away three minutes before she did.

On the other end of the manmade beach I settled in right where the competitors were coming out of the water. They swam the last 200 hundred meters into the rising sun, so very few people knew they’d arrived at the end.

I have a series of pictures of her coming out of the water, her red cap in contrast to the bulk of the pink-cap wearing group behind her. She’d put more than three minutes into a few dozen people in just the swim. (And later was displeased with how long she was in the water.)

In this race you stride out of the water and run maybe 30 yards across a narrow beach. And then you jog uphill:

aquabike

This is on a sidewalk to the park’s lakehouse, where you turn right, run parallel another 50 or 60 feet to the beach, turn left and then have another incline to get into the area where your bike is waiting for you. It is a long run after a smart swim.

You put on your helmet and walk your bike out of the corral and to the “mount here” line. You climb on and immediately hit two rollers, a stop sign (that I imagine everyone ignored) and then a nice little windy exit to the park. You turn left and then climb hills for two miles. After that you’ve got a dozen miles of ground to cover, mostly rolling, but also some really nice flat distance.

I rode this yesterday and figured the early hills would hurt, but that she’d have a great ride the rest of the way. I was topping out in the low 30s on some of the flat stuff, and The Yankee’s bike is geared to give her a little more power on the flats than mine.

So I tried to stake out a good place just before the finish line back in the park, where shadows and light were playing tricks on the swiftly moving cyclists. The first guy back, by the way, completed the swim and the bike in less than 50 minutes. I assume he went on to have a masterfully impressive run and total sprint triathlon time as well. He was wearing an aero helmet, which seemed a bit excessive for the Georgia quasi-recreational race, but whatever made his head happy, I guess.

And, naturally, I found my spot and was largely alone for half an hour enjoying the morning and then the early returning cyclists all by myself. When my wife comes back through, working hard and looking good, this entire family walked right in front of my shot. So I have some fuzzy ones, thanks random family of ill-timed people. Now she’ll just have to do another race.

Which, after she’d stored her bike, tore off her helmet and did the final few yards of running across the finish line, she said she would do again.

That was about the third thing she said actually. First she asked for permission of the race volunteers to die. Fearing the paperwork, they said no. She did except their offer for a water, though. And then, later, she said it was a great race. Except for that first transition. And, when they posted times, she thought her swim could be better. But her ride was great. She did it today faster than I did it yesterday. We’ll just credit adrenaline for that.

She ate bagels and oranges and drank water and we tried to stay out of the sun while the rest of the field came in. She got cleaned up, we moved the car closer to the crowd and loaded our gear back in and on it. Just before the awards came through one of the last finishers. And just after they started handing out plaques and medals the last female racer, an older woman who finished strong, crossed the line. Not too far behind her came the last man, who was racing in the 75-79 division.

What did you do on your Saturday morning? Because that septuagenarian completed a sprint-triathlon. He swam 600 meters, biked 14.3 (I saw him come back in, looking serene and at ease) and then ran a 5K over a hilly course. Late 70s. How was your Saturday? Mine involved standing in the shade.

At the end of everything, when the official scores were tabulated through the magical powers of race software and the vagaries of USAT rules The Yankee was counted not as a novice, but as a third-place finisher in the women’s aquabike.

aquabike

She was just two minutes out of first place. Her swim was four minutes slower than her pool time and we know nothing about transitions. So, yeah, we’re going to be competitive about this sport now.

More to come later.


15
Jun 12

Art Walk

Tonight the city held the annual Summer Art Walk. They closed the main intersection downtown, shunted traffic from all four directions and let vendors put tables in the streets. They built a small riser stage in the intersection for music. Stores stayed open a bit later hoping for a little more revenue. The weather was perfect and a nice crowd came out for a relaxed evening.

We walked by Samford Hall on the way to the party. Beautiful as ever:

SamfordHall

Kids were just rolling around in the road. An entire block on one side had given way to a chalk explosion:

kid

Kids of all ages:

chalkgraffiti

We enticed friends to come out. Jeremy brought his oldest daughter. We ran into the famous Sara “War EagleWillis. We met some of her friends, a graphic design graduate and others. We had lemonade. We played behind the trees at Toomer’s:

ToomersCorner

Local band Muse, who have been jamming here for almost 40 years, played a nice long set at Center Paw. Kids danced. College kids had a sit-in. The old people, milled about visiting and shopping.

It was a beautiful night.

They should do this every week.


11
Jun 12

About Saturday night (and tonight, too)

Talked about the Saturday night shooting on the radio this morning. You can hear that here. I’ve gotten out of the habit of listening to myself, so I won’t listen with you. And I’ve talked so much, too much, about the shooting on Twitter that I don’t care to do too muchh of it here.

This is all so unbearably sad. Three kids dead. (One of them a father of two, another a father of one it seems.) All of them with their lives ahead of them. Three more shot. One in critical condition with a head wound. All of them under 21. A suspect at large. And there is no good reason for any of it.

Chief of the Auburn Police Department, Tommy Dawson, holds up a picture of suspect Desmonte Leonard for the media:

Dawson

The story goes on. The manhunt has shifted to Montgomery, the hometown of the police’s suspect. There are nine agencies involved in the search. Two have been arrested for hindering prosecution. We spent the night watching television, thinking they’ve got the suspect holed up in a house in east Montgomery. (Update: No one was there, after eight hours of waiting, surrounding and inch-by-inch searching in a tear gas-filled attic.)

So several families are in the height of grief. A community wonders how this could happen int heir home. A person is on the run. Some stories you just wish didn’t happen, but this one has only gotten started.


4
Jun 12

Burned lots of watts, ate lots of pizza

I rode a spin bike today with a device that measures wattage, the true indicator of how badly the people in front are punishing you. The more watts you’re putting out the more you’re working.

It seems I can generate enough power to turn a very small turbine. But only for a few moments.

My bike’s computer doesn’t register watts, which is probably good, because I’d start concentrating on my lack of power and do who knows what. Besides, I mean, pedal harder.

But, res firma mitescere nescit, and all that.

So I tried reading up on watts, at least to the point where the formulas kick in. If you get enough formulae elsewhere in your life you really don’t want it in your recreation. So I tried to find things like your typical cycling wattage, just to see how far human physiology — by which I mean someone else’s, not mine — can go. This, like so much of everything, is variable, which is the firma part of the Latin, I guess.

And since I had to look up American Flyer to get the expression right, and since someone made a spoof trailer about the movie:

Which is not especially a spoof since that’s the precise plot of the movie. But, look: Kevin Costner! WIth something under his nose!

We had dinner with our friends Kate and John last night. Pizza. A big table of hungry people devouring smallish sized thin crust pizzas. And then ordering another one. Or maybe two more.

They were good.