adventures


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Nov 26

The just right weekend

Happy November, welcome to the beginning of the end of the year. I hope you enjoyed Catober. The kitties certainly did. And they are certain you enjoyed Catober as well. Cats come with that level of certainty about things.

You’ve never met a cat with imposter syndrome. They know what they are, and they know at all times what they are after … unless we’re talking about precisely where they’re going to curl up to take their next time. It takes ours a little bit to figure that out. But any nap worth taking, right?

Anyway, as you could tell all through October Catober, the kitties are doing great. As the weather cools here at the beginning of the end of the year, they are extra cuddly. No one minds.

We went to vote on Friday. Early voting is awesome. In this state you can vote by mail, you can vote by drop box, you can hand deliver your ballot to the county election officials, you can vote at any of multiple polling places in your county the week before Election Day in the in-person voting period, and then of course there’s Election Day.

Politics can be pretty simple: those trying to make it harder to vote, and trying to disenfranchise people from voting, aren’t to be trusted.

Anyway, Election Day is tomorrow. Go vote!

This is how it went at the early in-person voting. We drove about 20 minutes to one of our polling places — there are three in-person voting places in this county and they are equidistant from home. We pulled into the parking lot, the only car there. Four women sat at two tables and a man sat at a far off table doing whatever while the ladies went through the check-in process. Of course, to try to amuse my audience of six people, I turned it into a race. This flustered the woman that was checking my name off the rolls. One of the volunteers asked my lovely bride where she picked me up. My lovely bride got her ballot card first, and went over to the little machine. There were four machines there. I got my card, ran over and pretended to interfere with her vote. I thought that might not go over too well with the volunteers, who had been full of jovial good spirits, so I cut the bit short.

This particular set up requires you to return the little card they give you to the volunteers. As we walked back up her team of volunteers was heckling me for losing the race I created. I credited my team of volunteers for doing a great job of keeping the race competitive, but said I let them down. One of the ladies said that my wife would not let me live this down.

Nor should she, I said.

Just then a man and his daughter walked in. He proudly announced it was her first vote. I think they were starting a party as we walked out, proud to have done our part, hopeful that it might be prove to be of some good use.

Pretty much how you live every day. It seems to me that’s about how voting should feel. Important. Hopeful. Ordinary. A celebration. And always about the future.

Back at home, I realized that the hat I wore to the polling place is old enough to vote.

That’s my 2004 cap, and that’s why the cloth has gone from navy blue to Clemson purple to almost white. (The story goes like this. George Petrie studied at Virginia, where they played football. When he went to Auburn he took on the task of building the first football team, in 1892. He chose burnt orange and navy blue, from Virginia’s colors, for the new program. (Auburn, at that time, was named Agricultural and Mechanical College of Alabama.) A young man named Walter Riggs played on that first team. When he left A&M and went to Clemson, he took with him some of the old practice gear. He becomes the founder of their football program, and, later, the president of the university. His team wore the faded old colors from Auburn, inspired by Virginia’s color scheme, and the blue turned to purple. (Hence Clemson’s ridiculous orange and purple color scheme.) My hat has followed a similar path and gone beyond.

“You should get another hat,” you could say. But why, I reply. “Be bright and modern and fresh and new,” you say, but I like desaturated looks, I retort.

Here’s something bright and vibrant. We had a lovely weekend with mild temperatures and no wind, for a change. Two conditions we’ve been patiently waiting to coincide. Now, finally, it has happened, so we lit up the fire pit.

We had a lot to burn. Some large, now dried, weeds. A huge stack of small branches felled in the last nor’easter. It was me-high. This was next to the chest-high stack of limbs I’ve had to cut up. And that’s next to the long row of old firewood.

Fortunately, a lot of the now dried leaves and twigs and branches burn fast. Unfortunately, since we had decided to burn for thinning out the pile, I had to keep that inferno going. No sitting, just moving. Meanwhile, the Canada geese were on their evening commute. They’re leaving from the sloughs and the river, the day is done.

They are heading for some empty fields and some familiar nearby treeline. They’ll spend the night over there, and then fly back over in the mid-morning to go back to the water again.

They fly over in waves and in small groups. Not as many this year as the previous two years — so it seems, anyway. There are quite a few flocks around this little area, though. Maybe they rotate through. the different fields and waterways. Maybe there has been some dispute among the geese. A schism. A gheesism, if you will.

Anyway, we had a lovely evening at the fire pit. This, too, we should do more often.

The list of things we should do more often has grown rather long.

I burned stuff for more than three hours. As day turned to night I moved closer and closer to it, needing a little more warmth than I did the hour before. And the burn pile is now manageable. Almost attractive, even. And we still have plenty to use for more fire pits. Next time we break out the S’mores.

That is not the reason we should do this more often, but it is going to be a nice, tasty, fringe benefit of doing it more often.

I mean all of the ingredients are just sitting there in the pantry, waiting. I bet if I go down there right now and listen carefully, I might be able to hear them call my name.

Hold on.

Nope. Which comes as some relief. A marshmallow or graham cracker that could talk to us would be rather disconcerting.

Had a lovely 25-mile ride today. The weather being just perfect once again. (More of this until April, please.) Here’s a farmer out doing donuts in one of his fields.

The time of day for this ride was just about perfect, so I went over to one of my favorite nearby roads. Perhaps you can guess why it is high on the list.

And here’s a different guy on a different tractor, in a different field, some ways away from the first guy. He’s still got a bit of chopping to do back there. A new version of that Unverferth grain cart would run you about $122,000. It’ll hold 1,300 bushels. Depending on what he’s putting in the back, he might be getting between eight and 11 bucks per bushel. Fill it up 12 times, he will break even. On the grain cart anyway, to say nothing about his fuel and alllllll of the other expenses. Every second he’s not turning the wheels he’s not making money.

But it was nice of him to pause right there, in the space between the trees, to let me take a quick snapshot as I breezed by.

Turning back east from the lovely tree-lined roads, I had a nice riding partner for the last stretch of my route, and here’s the shadow selfie that proves it.

There was barely a cloud in the sky today. (Seriously, this until April, and then bring me spring.)

And so today I have written 1,400-plus words here. I have shared 13 photographs. I have cleaned last months files from my old computer. I have updated my templates page. I have updated the spreadsheet where I chart visitors to the site. (Catober was the second most popular month in the site’s 22-year history. These last three months have been most popular ever. Aside from Catober I don’t know why, but thank you.) In a few days we’ll mark one million visitors for the year. In the next few weeks the site will hit an even larger all-time milestone. Spreadsheets are … fun?

All of which is to say thanks, once again, and to confess that I must now dash off, and finish preparing notes for tomorrow’s lecture. And also grade so, so many things.

Now go vote!


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Oct 26

Photos from the weekend

We’ve have the loveliest last few days. Peak autumn stuff. Let’s do it all year stuff. The days that you welcome and take for granted stuff. The days that are memorable and forgettable. Because you take them for granted. Because the weather is perfect. Because you think if it can be like this, it should always be just like this. Because if it was like this yesterday and is going to be like this tomorrow, then it follows that it should be like this all of the time. Peak stuff.

I took this photo a few nights ago and haven’t found anywhere to use it yet, so I’ll use it here. I’d gone outside to check the mail and the sky looked great. It was 8:17 p.m., and I guess I’ll always be amazed at the low light photos a phone camera can make.

Here are a few shots from Friday’s bike ride, which helps to make the point about the beautiful weather we’ve been enjoying of late.

Even the late season corn has something positive to say about all of this. When you get the sun lined up just over your shoulder you can do some fun things with light and layers of color at about 20 miles per hour.

Same ride, different field, this one with a winter cover crop, and now trying to not pedal directly into the sun. The only problem is that you’ve got to beat the darkness for more reasons than one. I’m still just wearing summer kit, but after sundown there is a little chill in the breeze.

Some other corn stalks, with my shadow selfie in the background, which is in front of me. This corn isn’t that far away from the other field, but this one went in earlier, and it’ll surely be plowed soon.

I saw a lot of geese on that ride. Some of them came close enough to almost see in a photograph. There were a lot of geese. I like these guys. They’re noisy. They’ve got character. And they keep moving.

The sunset just at the end of my Friday ride.

And over there is the moon rise. Great way to ease into this weekend.

This weekend we also did a bit of weeding. A few more hours, a few more bags. The job never ends. Here’s some weeds I pulled.

I’m over it. The weeding, that is.

We also trimmed the two junipers on either side of the front door. When we bought the house they’d been cut in a corkscrew pattern, which didn’t really fit the landscaping ideal that we didn’t have. So we let that grow out. It went from neat and too modern to shaggy to combover. This summer it all grew in. And now, this fall, it had grown a bit too tall, and a bit too shaggy. Something must be done.

So I got out the electric hedge trimmers and the ladder and we did something about it. Both have been brought into a neater state. No one got hurt on the ladder. Everything looks symmetrical by the front door.

I thought they looked even better from the road, which I checked when I set out for another weekend ride. What was corn one day was cut down the next.

And here’s a view of Beaver Creek. Beavers live there.

Here’s the other side of Beaver Creek. They might live over there, too.

From today’s ride … The neighborhood’s fall ambassador is in all its glory just now.

My friends, the horses, were enjoying another sunny Monday.

I don’t suppose horses have uses for days of the week. Horses are pretty smart, and we could learn a lot from them.

I was riding between these two pastures the other day when a young kid approached me on a perpendicular course on my left on what must have been an electric ATV. He yelled, “Wanna race!?!”

I said “Let’s do it! You’ll beat me, but let’s do it!” I stood up on what is not my best bit of terrain and dropped everything I could give into my old bike.

From behind me I heard, “You cheated. You cheeeeeated!”

I hope he’s still mad about that.

He’ll beat me next time, I’m sure of it.

The geese I saw today beat me. They cruise around at 30-40 miles per hour, it turns out, so of course they’d beat me, and that kid, and those horses.

I wonder if the geese have any thoughts about this weather. Maybe they want more of it, too. I think we all do.


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Oct 26

Unsteadily steady for a new week

It was a weekend with a little bit of lot of things. It wasn’t busy. It wasn’t overly productive. It was peaceful and some fun was had. The weather was nice. Then it was wet. And today was nice again. I caught up on some stuff. I’m dangerously close to getting ahead on some things. Also, there was a lot of cat cuddling.

I lived the bachelor life for part of the weekend. When the cats figure that out they get especially clingy. Also, we are coming up to cuddle season, when the temperatures dip just enough that they want the extra body heat. Last night a truce was declared in the sibling war and I went to sleep with one on either side of me.

Friday I went to campus for a tour with one of the rock star biology professors. She introduced us to the oldest tree on campus, a ginko, and an oak that’s believed to be older than the nation. We walked through the oak grove.

She hated on lawns. We talked about insects and other native bugs. We talked about how lawns are a traps for bugs and insects.

We saw a space that was designed to be an outdoor classroom. Almost no one uses it, apparently, but it also seemed like none of the faculty in our tour group even knew it existed. It’s only three-tenths of a mile from most of my classrooms. Maybe I should figure out a way to use the space.

We visited what they call the arboretum, which might be the case one day, but they’re overselling it now.

We walked through a meadow that they are returning to purely native plants. We walked through it. Reader, it sounded different. The critters chirped and critted. The birds tweeted. The bees buzzed. It somehow muted the nearby road noise.

It’s a narrow strip of land, in the scheme of things, but the things that live there can help other nearby plots of land. I’d be curious about how that works, but it surely varies species-to-species. Unfortunately, there wasn’t someone with that sort of expertise on the walk. The experts that were there were great, though. And, for a change, I tried not to turn this experience into a class-generating walk.

OK, my idea for the day was a Get To Know Your Campus course. Couple of days of walking. Couple of days of history. Couple of days of different resources and activities that are available to students … stuff that helps people build up investment in the campus community. Maybe it’d be a course for transfer students.

After that tour my lovely bride and I got our flu shots. I also got a tetanus shot because I fell, and also, when was my last tetanus shot? While the woman was giving me my shots I was very brave.

The person that stuck me, twice, offered me a sticker. I declined. We were just going home and there would be no one to propagandize. We did take her up on a lollipop, though. Because we are mature, responsible, pillars of our community, we drove home amusing ourselves by demonstrating weird, noisy ways to enjoy Dum-Dums.

I went for a ride Saturday, my first one since the Wednesday crash. The first day you’re sore. The second day you’re more sore. After that you’re just down lingering pain, or something real and lasting. You have to find out, so I went out.

I reproduced the first ride we took here when we moved three years ago. It was a good time of day for those particular roads and I hadn’t been that way in some time. For some reason I can’t explain it isn’t my favorite route, so I just don’t give it its due. But there are plenty of lovely views.

After you get over the water, get into the county seat, turn back toward home and then go over another bit of water, you get back into the farmland. Maybe that stretch is why I don’t like the route. There are some small hills which are just enough, and perfectly spaced, to break up any momentum I have.

It’s a 20-mile route, which is an easy ride, but I was a bit sore, still. The first six miles my neck and shoulders hurt. But, then, my shoulder felt exactly this way for about two years after my big crash in 2012. I had to stop at a red light, though, and managed to stretch things out just after something in my neck popped. After that, the next 12 miles felt great. I wasn’t fast, but it all felt smooth.

Physically speaking, anyway.

In the last five miles, or so, though, something weird started happening.

This whole route is a lot of straight lines. You turn left at a stop sign. You turn left at another stop sign. You turn left twice more with the flow of traffic. Then there’s the final left and right to get back home. Sprinkled in there are two red lights. The first one was where I had my little stretch. The second red light is four miles from home, and somewhere just before that I lost a lot of confidence in the stability of my machine. And in those last couple of turns after the light I realized I have lost all of my confidence in my limited cornering skills.

This is no way to ride.

Sunday it rained all day. All day. And all night. It rained so much that I even forgot about it. The only time it wasn’t raining was when I took the garbage can down to the end of the drive. I was able to get a lot of class prep done, though. Just as importantly, I plotted out the rest of the week. Just knowing when I’m going to get this or that done feels good. It was such a great use of time that I’m thinking that, by Thursday, I might be working on next week’s class prep.

Let’s see what happens next.

What happened today, though, was that I finished some grading. I wrote my online class. I wrote much of my next message to that class. I made the final changes to Tuesday’s slide deck. I finished Thursday’s slide deck. I ignored Wednesday’s slide deck. That’s for tomorrow.

Today was a beautiful day and after I’d done the day’s work I enjoyed another little bike ride. This time, I took what was one of our other regular routes. It was a long seven-mile stretch into a headwind. My next two turns gave me more speed because of a crosswind and a tailwind. But those were two turns that felt still felt shaky.

The problem with this route is that there are two ghost bikes on one road. They sit right before my next turn, and as I was trying to line up that turn I could hear a car approaching, I could see the little dot that represented it on my Garmin, I could watch it drawing close, I could see the ghost bikes. I could see the turn. I could see the poorly patched ruts in the new road right where I wanted to turn. And, anyway, I need to find my confidence again.

I made the turn safely, of course. Here we are, after all. And the payoff was riding under this lovely canopy of trees. This is a great road.

And the payoff was the sun over this field. It felt then, and looks now, like I’m pedaling through a knockoff Van Gogh painting. Just needs windmills and some of his other trademarks.

I took on some other roads I enjoy, a perfect one-mile ribbon, a long uphill stretch that I crushed, and then another up-and-down bit where the bottom is some oddly shaped pond-creek-canal thing I can’t understand that reeks of sulfur. Here I faced a conundrum. If I don’t get out of that little valley I might asphyxiate. Should I pedal faster to get up the hill and away from the smell? If I pedal faster I’ll have to breathe in more of this stuff. Also, what’s causing that? And why is it worse now than it usually is?

On the next road I ran across a cornhawk.

If you see it from the side, this strip of corn husks stretches almost all the way to the treeline. I wonder if it’ll still be standing when I go back by there later this week.

Anyway, on balance, my balance on the bike felt a little bit better. Still felt dreadful about each real turn, though. And some of the bumps, too! I didn’t even have a real hard crash — I still have a small bandage on my elbow, but my knee is fine, and most of the soreness has worked its way out as expected and I’m fine — but it has succeeded in getting in my head.

Oh, hey, that’s almost 1,500 words. And there’s new stuff to grade and other things to do. Let me see to those now.


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Oct 26

Sore as anticipated

I am sore. My shoulders are feeling the jolt from yesterday’s little bike accident. My neck is starting to feel it as well. Otherwise, I am just fine. I’ve been re-bandaged, and my road rash looks nice and healthy and clean. Still icky, though. I’ll be more sore tomorrow.

I’ll be back riding Saturday, probably.

Class today was one of those ideas that came to me out of the blue and worked pretty well, only because the students were willing to play along. First, I told them about my bike accident. They’re either interested in road stories or they’re playing me to avoid our class topic. Anyway, we talked through it for a minute. Someone apologized to me like he’d down something, which was kind. Then I said, “But no one here has asked the most important question: How is your bike?”

I think it’s fine, we’ll find out this weekend.

Anyway, I had a few questions for them about the different kinds of data.

Explicit data — data you know and realize you are creating
Implicit data — data you don’t often realize you are creating
Inferred data — guesses about you made by powerful algorithmic processes
Aggregated data — “anonymized” data that are grouped together to analyze or train

They were most interested in answering which of those is most harmful to users. This great thing happened, where someone said one thing and another said another and finally a fifth person said all of them. During one of those answers I playfully stood up, buttoned my coat, and said “My work here is done,” and stepped over to the door.

I’d asked them to look at some social media platforms and then compare notes. I had asked them to think about a series of particular questions. All of this, I said, will be useful for some of our later work. This is the part that was a recent inspiration for the day. Happily, they went along with it, and gave it some careful thought, which was lovely.

Then we watched a bit of Monday night’s Daily Show episode. This group of students is very much interested in a variety of artificial intelligence implications. When we watched this the other night I asked my lvoely bride if I should show this in class. Absolutely, she said.

The interview segment was awkward, clearly uncomfortable for everyone, and also, sobering. It is certainly worth watching.

In class, we’ll watch some other things next week.

We went over the river this evening to have dinner with friends.

City Hall and the famous William Penn statue by Alexander Milne Calder. It is 37 feet tall, ways 25-plus tons, and has been up there for 132 years. One day I’ll get up close to it.

We parked and walked to the place where we were meeting everyone. Along the way we ran across this random light fixture. Given the time of day we passed by it looked better in person than in photo or video form. But someone looks great in any form …

I saw this sign. I’m going to have to share that with friends.

We went to an amazing little Italian restaurant. Met the guy who’s name is on the sign. He’s an older gentleman, soft-spoken, happy to see and greet people at every table in his cramped little space. He told us about his favorite meals on the menu. I was listening carefully because we’ll definitely be back.

The dinner party was people from our university, but some folks from other places, too. There’s a conference of some sort in town bringing everyone together. A few folks wanted to chew the fat after they chewed their food, so we found a place to place some video games and throw some darts.

I threw these, but I did not win the little tournament.

I did win some pinball, though. Pinball is an art of angles, trajectory, timing, and the unknown. You have to appreciate it at that level to be as good as me. If you appreciate it at other levels you’ll be better than me. That will not be difficult.

Dodged two deer on the way home, but we’ve made it home safe, of course. Us and our Italian leftovers. I wonder if I can talk my way into eating both of them …


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Oct 26

I crashed my bike again

I’m fine.

Just a perfect, beautiful, lovely, chamber of commerce day. The sort of day you want all the time. The sort of day that you know is really a marker. The sort of day that will stick around, for a while, if you’re lucky. The sort of day you know isn’t going to last.

But I got ahead of things, and so I found a way to sneak outside and enjoy it for a whole hour.

I invited my lovely bride out for a bike ride, so that I could chase her for 45 minutes and then slowly drift away from her, which has been the way it has worked this year.

After the turnaround, and before I got dropped, I managed a few photographs. We totally posed this.

And here’s me saying goodbye to her, because, for most of the rest of the way, she would be in the distance, and then gone, and I could just sit there and pedal into the wind with my thoughts and playing the rest of my week’s work out in my head. I wonder if I would go faster if I did that less. I wonder if I did that more I’d go slower, or if the work would be better. I didn’t have time to ask her, because soon after this, she was gone.

What happened next was, well, exactly what I said. The headwinds caught me, I sat up, started thinking about stuff and just casually pedaled my way home. I counted the vehicles that passed me dangerously. I’d just been thinking about how I’d gotten away from using that as a bit in class, and I should get back to that. Today, there was the commercial service van that almost hit The Yankee and gave me a little more room. Then there was the oversized black GMC pickup, which almost hit me, And then the white Chevy Silverado which almost clipped me while trying to save two seconds to immediately turn in front of me. I’m not sure why your two seconds are worth risking another person’s life, but that’s how it works.

Today, all of that happened within 36 minutes.

But the real fun was later! I completed much of the planned route, returned to the neighborhood, and then lost my back wheel. I felt it go to the right, felt me go to the left, and felt me hitting the ground. Heard myself saying “Ow! Ow!”

I landed on my surgically repaired shoulder, which is fine. I landed on my knee, which is scratched. I landed on my elbow and forearm, which has some nice road rash. For some reason I couldn’t get up in my bike shoes, so I kicked them off, and stood up, trying not to get a leg cramp at the same time. Looked around, surprised that no one saw this. Picked up my bike, where the left handlebar had gotten wedged beneath the top tube, the front wheel cranked all the way over. I couldn’t get undo that. Also, the handlebar was pushing the rear brake line, so the whole of my bike was shut down.

So I carried it, bleeding, the short distance home. I was very close.

Put my stuff away, inspected my helmet and was pleased to see I didn’t smack the ol’ noggin. I celebrated by hammering free the headset from the top tube, checked the wheels and the brakes, and then went inside.

Cleaned my wounds, took an angry, painful, shower. We did the first aid routine. Gauze, bandages, marveled that all of the bleeding parts are right on the bending parts of my limbs. So we made use of some ACE bandages. Then, I got ready to go to class.

Our department had an open house today, so the floor was filled with students. I tried to stay out of the way, hoping no one would bump into me. Already, I’m a bit sore, and that’ll become a problem tomorrow and Friday, but also, see above.

In class, I had to apologize for sitting sideways, because we mummified my leg. Also, I had to apologize for being delayed with grading a few papers. That was supposed to get done this afternoon, but the day got away from me, as you might imagine.

This class was about fan identity. I do this whole lecture through the lens of being an Auburn man. I make fun of Georgia. I discussed social identity theory, role identity, and identity fusion theory, which is my favorite of the bunch. I show this video, as an example of a shared experience. I show them where I was in the video.

They were a bit interested in that one, because it is surreal. And it was surreal. (Also, I think, it is why I don’t like being in crowds.)

I talk about Warren St. John’s Rammer Jammer, which has some incredible anecdotes about fan sacrifice. I show them videos of the viral Roll Tide Willie guy. Some of them know of him, but one of the local stations did a nice little profile package on him, and it is entirely different.

While it is playing I’m trying to count the number of people I know who are that guy. More than one. He looks like a caricature, but he’s a real guy. And since I’ve been asking them to think of fans as a client rather than as being a fan themselves, it seems important to give the guy a little understanding.

I show a terrific NFL hype video, which won’t embed here, but does allow me to point out roughly all of the positive things we’ve been talking about.

As a test, I showed this video. It doesn’t really get laughs. I don’t know why.

After I gave them my big Go Vote speech we got out a few minutes early.

I drove home, called my mom to tell her I got her grandfather’s pocket watch working. Missed a turn and wound up way off course before I figured it out. Every nondescript field looks the same in total darkness.

Got home and learned that I’d bled through the bandage on my elbow. Bled into a white shirt. I could feel it during class. Didn’t want to make a scene. All of that blood will come out of the shirt, though. And it’s an old shirt, so that’s not a problem. But, I need to figure out how to clean the elbow of my sport coat. And now I get to figure out how sore I’ll be tomorrow, how much more sore I’ll be on Friday, and what Saturday might feel like.