Tuesday


30
Jan 24

That was some sunny day

It got up to 42 degrees here today. And, for the best part of the day, it was sunny. This, I think, is why I have the unshakeable and mistaken feeling that spring is just around the corner. It’s the sun. I’m in recovery from years of the midwest’s monotonous gray skies. Right or wrong, early or on time, I look outside and think, it’s coming.

“It” being spring.

But it’s not. Not yet. We could be two months out from spring, somehow, but I see green grass and blue skies and shadows and I smile. I smile and I wait and wonder.

Where I park on campus I have to go through a little security checkpoint. There’s a guy in a hut and he’s looking for a sticker on my car. The guy that works the evening shift is an older gentleman. Quick with a smile and full of good patter. Every time I see him my goal is to make him laugh. I don’t think he gets a lot of that in his work role, because he’s always the one delivering the cheery spiel and the interactions may be plentiful, but they’re necessarily brief. So I try to bring a joke, or an unexpected reply to a gregarious man who has one-liners down to an art. But when you get him, he’s got a fantastic laugh. I asked him if he, too, thought it felt like spring. Two more months, he said.

I was afraid of that. But I smile and I wait and wonder.

Tonight in class we talked about some of the work of Lev Manovich and Jurgen Habermas. The students get Habermas pretty well. Manovich is a bit of a mystery, but they come around. We also talked about Photoshop, because that’s coming up in class.

I start this spiel like this. You don’t have to know everything about Photoshop for this class. You do need to some things, and we’ll touch on many of those. We have terrific tutorials available to you online, and I’ll try to one-on-one with you, if it might help you. I tell them they can follow along on the incredible tutorials and spend 19 hours and be well-versed. I tell them the way you learn this program is by doing, and that there are several ways to do the same thing, which comes down to preference and your efficiency. I tell them I have been using Photoshop for a quarter of a century, now, often on a daily basis, and I don’t know how to do everything. Don’t sweat it. You learn as you go.

I say, if I were a gambling person I would bet you a dollar that I will learn something about Photoshop, this program I’ve used for 25-or-so years, in the course of this class. And so then we do a few things on the big screen — which the students tolerate, I’m pretty sure.

In the new version of Photoshop there are mini-tutorial videos built in. You mouseover a tool or a panel and this little box pops up. You can play a short video that gives you an overview. It’s well done. I point out a few of those. And then, on the third one, I actually play the video. It runs 52 seconds. Tutorial demonstrated.

And then I say to the class, “Remember how, about 10 minutes ago I said I would learn something about Photoshop? Just did.”

Big laugh. Human element of the class instructor established. Another thing crossed off the To Do List.

Back underwater. It is a mild winter here, but I’m still in Cozumel in my mind.

Check out this anemone, which the divemaster is helpfully pointing out.

Look who is strong!

In an upcoming post, I have a great and impressive anecdote to share about strength underwater. So keep coming back to look for that.

But, for now, here’s another mysterious brown bowl sponge.

Or, if fish are more of your thing, here’s a closeup of a sergeant major.

And this is the saddest site you can see on a good dive. You’re tank is running low, and you’re having to ascend on an afternoon dive.

I’ve got another good six, eight minutes of air there, guys.

(For some reason, I suck down the first third of a tank like I’m never going to breathe again, but I can stretch out that last 1,000 or 1,200 for longer than anyone would think possible.)

It probably has to do with heart rate. So let’s talk about cardio. Since I last talked about riding my bike, last Wednesday, I’ve covered 164 miles, and am on a nice little streak of six consecutive days with a ride. My legs are starting to notice, too.

One of those rides was in virtual Scotland. I saw the virtual aurora borealis.

A friend of a friend has a wife who seems … I only met her briefly, once, several years ago. She leaves an impression and it might be the wrong one altogether. Anyway, we were talking about Alaska and she was talking about the shopping there and what there is to do and what isn’t there, and all of those sorts of conversations are insightful about a place, because you can learn new things, and a person, because you can learn what they value.

She found the aurora borealis to be utterly boring. And the malls, too.

I have never seen the aurora borealis in person, but whenever there are photos, videos, when a news story pops up, or when I see them in virtual Scotland, I get a good laugh.

So boring.

Anyway, with any luck, in a few days I’ll set a new personal mark for most consecutive days riding. This is the sort of thing that means nothing to anyone, but the person doing it. Eventually, it won’t mean much to that person, because there will be other goals to achieve.

If my legs keep working.

Tomorrow, we’ll see how January worked out, mileage-wise. The cycling spreadsheet returns for 2024.


23
Jan 24

Getting ahead of myself

We are still in winter mode. Though it seems like I’ve been there for a while. It’s more of a feeling than a concession to the calendar. And it’s not a glum feeling. Not a “Gah!” for a change. Rather, it is this feeling that spring is just around the corner. Weekend after next. I blame early commercials for the Master’s and auto racing, the earliest signs of spring. This is, of course, where the trouble kicks in. I think it is almost spring, but we’re nowhere near it.

Back home, they’re still three weeks out, minimum. And this is the real problem. The part of my spirit that thinks about the southland in the springtime knows when that is coming. It knows that, mid-February, a big, impossible, miraculous transition will be upon upon us, that nature’s fanfare is set to provide a paradigm-shifting crescendo early in the act. But only there. Not here.

Being my first winter here, I am also looking forward to my first spring here. I have no idea when that will be. But I found a site that suggested the coldest average historical day of the year is in February. Right about that time it turns to spring back home. So it isn’t a glum feeling today, but give me three weeks.

The thing about the weather is that it sticks around. We still have icicles in the air.

  

And all of the snow is still on the ground.

It’s supposed to warm up a bit today and tomorrow. This will all start to disappear. It’s only been around for four or five days now.

I had a class on campus this evening. My first in-person class of the semester, which began last Tuesday. It is an evening class, the last class block of the day and, as such, it was the last first class of the term.

I did my song and dance, learned the names of a third of the room and the something interesting about almost everyone. In a few more weeks I’ll have most everyone’s names under control. This semester is going to be my best one yet for matching names and faces.

I showed the class this video, which is always more impressive to me than any class that has ever watched it with me.

I think this was the first time I’ve ever watched that where I didn’t see something new, and I’ve watched that video a lot.

We talked about the class, and that felt rushed. I also gave a 36-slide presentation that covers, roughly, 3,000 years of human communication. So we went from Egypt to Martin Luther — with brief stops in Japan and Ghana — in a hurry. Next week, we’ll discuss the late middle ages and the early modern era of Europe. It’s a class called New Media, and this is the curriculum. We stare at all of human history for two weeks, and for the next month or so we’ll read a bunch of brilliant 20th and 21st century scholars discussing all manner of communication concepts that will get distilled down to television and social media.

I’m looking forward, most of all, to the sidebars. I taught this class last term. Occasionally the conversations ran off the rails. Each time it did, that was the best part of the class that day. I’m curious to see if that will be at the same places as the fall, and if this group of students’ comparisons and explanations will be same as last semester’s comparisons and explanations.

Anyway, if there’s snow outside, there are the warm waters of Mexico on this page. Please enjoy with me a few more photos from our recent trip.

The other day I said I’d never seen a filefish, which may as well be a generic a name as you’ll find on the sandy ocean bottom, that looked quite like this. And then, suddenly, I started seeing them everywhere.

The other fish is the black triggerfish (Melichthys niger). In Cozumel, you’ll bump into them quite a bit, but usually only in ones or twos. They’re beautiful, and they only look black underwater. With proper light they take on a complex color scheme. They can even modify their color somewhat. I don’t know where they fit in the Disney hierarchy of fish and underwater creatures, but they seem like they should be in a stately position to me. Something about those two little stripes.

But then you read about them, how they are aggressive looking for food, how they hunt in packs around Ascension Island. Mob feeding, they call it. How they’re opportunists and relentless, and while that probably hurts them in the saltwater caste system, I admire them even more.

One day on this trip, after our dives were done, I confessed to my lovely bride my unpopular opinion of reef diving. I don’t get agog over lobsters as everyone else does. They just … sit there … waving their antennae at you. Now, those times when you see one crawling along from A to B, that’s interesting, but otherwise, meh.

And so she took it upon herself to make sure that I saw every lobster anyone found for the rest of the week. That’s what dive buddies are for. Here are two of them now.

She’s still my favorite fish, though.

I felt like I saw fewer yellow tube sponges (Aplysina fistularis) than our trip last year. This is purely observational, of course, as I was not taking census survey data. I love these little things, and not because of Spongebob. That color really pops, as you can see, and the formations that the sponges make are sometimes highly ambitious.

The hawkbill turtle is a big yellow tube sponge predator. And that’s probably the cause here. As we’ll see in some other photos later, the turtles living on the Palancar reef are quite impressive.

As are the brown bowl sponges. This one needs some scale, and it didn’t work out that anyone was nearby at the moment. But do you see that fish in the bottom-right corner of the photo? That will at least give us some sort of perspective.

A small person could hide in this sponge. I am sure of it.

And we’ll hide from January with more photos, and a video, tomorrow of course. See you then!


16
Jan 24

Winter up here, fishies down there

There is snow. How much? I do not know. It doesn’t matter. There is no need to wander out and try to estimate or otherwise measure things. It is only important that it is on the ground. It is only important that it remains.

Today is the first day of classes, though my first class isn’t until next Monday. But the weather — the snow, the ice and the commute, I suppose — closed the campus. Sorta? I think? It was a little confusing. Such are our times. Professors have discretion. Online classes are a possibility. Attendance could not be taken. This part seems fair, some students come from wide and far. Some faculty do too. But as soon as the university said there would be no attendance, the emails must surely have poured forth: I can’t make it, for my driveway is iced in. I have, you see, spent the last 36 hours pouring ice cubes on the cement.

I did a little class prep. Stared at the walls. Wondered where the day went, and, with itm, my energy. It’s surely out there covered in snow.

Let’s go back to Cozumel! The low there today is 73. The high was 86. Why wouldn’t you want to be there, seeing fish like this?

That is, I think, a beautiful specimen of the Atlantic blue tang (Acanthurus coeruleus). That purple tint tells you it is a juvenile. Their colors change during growth, with yellows and blues along the way to maturity. This fish has some biofluorescence ability, emitting different colors under different light. That’s probably useful in it’s day-to-day life. They’re also an effective cleaner fish.

But the best fish in the sea is right here.

She’s growing gills, I’m sure of it.

The blue striped grunt (Haemulon sciurus) named for the pig-like grunts produced with their well-developed pharyngeal teeth located in the throat.

Though they don’t know much about it, experts say this is the beginning of their spawning period. So, sorry to have intruded?

Here are a bunch of orange elephant ear sponges (Agelas clathrodes) growing inside another, large, I-can’t-ID-it sponge (Unknownus identificationus.).

And here’s another look at a beautiful queen angelfish.

They don’t know anything about snow accumulation. Lucky fish.


9
Jan 24

No dives today — sad diver face

Day three in Mexico, day two of diving. Except today’s diving was canceled by high winds. We lost four dives. That hurts. So we sat under the shady palm trees of the beach. Later, I went back to the room to take a nap. For some reason I woke up this morning, early. The room doesn’t make sense, so I had no idea what time it was. After a time I went to the bathroom, and checked my phone on the way.

It was 4:30. I could still get almost three hours of sleep.

I could not go back to sleep. So I was tired.

With no diving to be had, I enjoyed a late afternoon nap.

Rallied just in time to see the sunset, though.

And that ain’t bad.

A few more shots from yesterday’s dives, since I have worked through about half of the raw photos of the day. (Seriously, we’ll be at this for weeks. It’ll be great.)

There’s my mom, diving since the G.H.W. Bush administration.

Me too, come to think of it.

Sometimes people ask you, what’s the secret to taking a good photo of a person underwater. (No one asks me that, but let’s assume they did.) I can tell you definitiely: the secret to taking a good photo of a person underwater is to go diving with someone who doesn’t breathe.

Rule number one of diving is this: Keep breathing. But that’d mean you’d have to start. As far as I know, she only ever breathes when she runs. That is an undoctored photo. There are five little bubbles. Behind her, the tank is leaking as much air as she is exhaling.

When a tank and regulator rig let’s a little air slip through an aging o-ring like that it isn’t a concern at all. And you see it a lot, especially on this tourist-rental set ups. When a person runs through air as slowly as the tank, it’s impressive.

We drifted over this conch shell yesterday. Whatever is inside is going somewhere.

You wonder where it’s headed, and how long it has been on the move.

You wonder how long it has taken, and what the critter inside will find when it gets there.

More diving tomorrow, hopefully.


2
Jan 24

OK, this got away from me, but it’s fun

Shaping up the spring semester. This will take between now and, say, May, to achieve. Perhaps April, if I am lucky. But the process has begun. One class is in good shape, and another is more or less all set — and I’m grateful for help from colleagues that allow that to be true. By tomorrow I’ll have some pretend momentum on my third class.

It’s also possible I’m fooling myself.

This morning I also did the traditional monthly cleaning of the computer. Many things were swept from the desktop. More files axed from the “downloads” folder. Other files and folders were reorganized in a tidier bundle. So determined was I to bring order to chaos that I did not bother at all to consider how I will never find all of those files again.

And so it was that I have 57 files and folders left on my desktop. I could get that down to 50 if I wanted to try.

Let’s try.

Ha! Forty-three items. Don’t ask me to hit 40.

There are also nine windows open — spreadsheets, word docs, browsers and such — and I can’t reduce that number. I’d just have to re-open one of them right away, and who has time to allow anything to load these days?

Go look out the back windows! Hurry!

I’d just seen it through the narrow slats of the closed blinds facing the front yard, too. Or, at least, I thought I had. I looked back to the east, though, and this was what I saw.

It was a plague of grackles (Quiscalus quiscula). Grackles have magnetite in their heads, beaks and necks. The magnetite allows the bird to use the earth’s geomagnetic fields to navigate flight. If I am reading the Audobon site correctly, they are around here year-round, this isn’t even their migratory season. I haven’t seen them in such large groups before.

I’d like to thank the two hawks who live in the tree line behind us for running them off.

On New Year’s Eve I finished out the best most humble little year of cycling I’ve ever enjoyed. It was one of those get-to-and-over an arbitrary number rides.

The purple line is what I actually did over the year, and despite the not-at-all consistent nature of that line, I was able to best two of the three humble goals I set at the beginning of the year. The final one proved just out of reach, but I am pleased with the effort.

I am still working my way through all of the Zwift routes (a project put on pause since last spring allowed for outdoor riding). So there I was in a simulated New York. I managed to claim a green jersey for holding the fastest sprint segment on the route.

I assumed that was only because all of the fast people were out celebrating.

So yesterday I reset the spreadsheets for another year. A blank slate. All of that progress goen. On yesterday’s ride I worked my way through one of the Neokyo routes. Beaches, villages, countryside, downtown, a casino, more beaches. It was fast, but challenging. No special jerseys for that one. But, for this brief moment at least, I am ahead of where I was at this same time last year.

And that’ll be this year’s spreadsheet and graph, trying to stay ahead of last year’s marks. My legs are ready, he said while sitting in his office chair.

This is not for the historical marker content, which will be here tomorrow, of course. But I did see this one on our New Year’s Eve walk. It was at the other end of Main Street, in a neighboring town, which we finally explored that evening. It isn’t a part of the marker series because, though it is one town away, it is in a different county, which is beyond the current scope of the marker project.

But those Christmas lights, hanging from the tree above, they sure did do a nice job of lighting that stone, didn’t they?

One name at the top of the list has a star on either side. That’s Pvt. Elmer Morgan, who died in France just after the war ended. His body was brought home, where he received a full military funeral, with firing squad, horse-drawn caisson and a band. The old books say everyone turned out for the services. Assuming he shipped out with the unit — Company E, 303rd Ammunition Train, 78th Division — in May 1918, he arrived in England after 11 days at sea. They were quickly moved through England to Calais, France. The food was bad. Also:

Other disillusionments were in store for us. After dinner word spread that the canteen near by sold beer. A large percentage of the company immediately grabbed their canteens and departed swiftly in the direction of that establishment. The first one of the shock troops who reached his objective, came out with a glad smile on his lips, carefully removed the stopper from his canteen, took a long breath and raised it heavenward. After one swallow, he removed it and spat, remarking sadly “This ain’t beer.” Another dream shattered.

They marched and trained and built things on their way across France, it seems. Dodging the occasional air raid, learning to throw hand grenades as they moved. And, once, the King of England drove by them. In September 1918, they made it close to the front, being very near the Battle of Saint-Mihiel. They found themselves, as engineers, pretty close to the front line throughout the fall of 1918, working on bridges and railways, braving shelling and the occasional gassing panic. The last weeks of the formal war seemed to move pretty quickly for them, they seemed to be hampered more by lice than the enemy near the end, and then …

That night our slumbers were rudely interrupted by a modern Paul Revere, mounted on a spirited motorcycle, who dashed madly through the town yelling at the top of a very excellent pair of lungs, “The armistice is signed!” With shouts of **Get off that stuff!” “Where’d you get that stuff?” “Take that man’s name!” we rushed to the windows. But he was gone. From farther down the street came a volley of pistol shots, but whether the owner of the revolver was attempting to celebrate or trying to shoot the bearer of the glad tidings no man knoweth. Grumbling “same old stuff” we returned to bed.

The joke of it all was that the report was true. The next day as we marched through St. Mennehould a K. of C. Secretary (for some reason we seemed to place more reliance on his words than on those of any one else) confirmed the rumor, and if that was not enough a stray copy of the Herald was sufficient to convince the most skeptical. The armistice was really signed …

They kept drilling, kept working, and kept experiencing the war, even after it was over. The weather was the weather, the destruction they saw, and attempted to repair, was overwhelming, and so were the returning refugees and prisoners. They also briefly saw Gen. Pershing, and a circus — not one in the same. In February 1919, this dirty, grueling peace time, was when Elmer Morgan died. But it isn’t mentioned in the unit history. I wondered if I was skimming the correct book.

I did a few quick searches of the other names, in the order in which they appeared.

William Adams was a private in a depot brigade. Soldiers passed through those units as an administrative and supply function. Adams might have been one of the last friendly faces some of these guys saw when they were preparing to leave for the war, or one of the first ones they saw on their way back. He died in 1952 at 59.

If I’ve got the right one here, John W. Blake was a veteran of both The Great War and World War II. He was a machinist, and lived to celebrate his 90th birthday, in 1987.

Jesse Borton is our first Navy man. He was an electrician during the war. He died in 1958. I infer from his wife’s obituary that they lived in Wisconsin for a time, which is where she is buried. He is interred in California.

Lieutenant Harry B. Chalfant served in an ambulance company, the 165th, in the famed 42nd Infantry Division. He attended the University of North Carolina. He married a younger woman in 1936, and she died in South Carolina in 2006. Harry was in the Navy during the war, and worked in the lumber industry after, managing projects across South Carolina, before they retired to Florida in 1972.

Webster Coles returned from France, married his sweetheart and sold cars in his hometown. He died in 1959.

Another man, Lawrence Elliott, was also a car dealer. He turns up in an old newspaper clipping from 1950. Seems he was on vacation in Florida and there was a boating mishap. He was fishing just outside of Fort Myers when his boat tore itself apart. He was stranded in the swamps for 18 hours. He made it through, though one of the men he was with did not. Elliott lived to see the Reagan administration.

I wonder what it was about the local guys and car dealerships. Here’s another one. Allen C. Eastlack went in with his brother and dad and, at 18 or so if the math works out, landed one of the oldest Ford dealerships in the nation. It dates back to 1913, and is still in their family. Allen was an ambulance driver in France during the war, then came home and helped start the local Rotary Club, was a hospital trustee, member of the American Legion and mover and shaker in the local Republican party. He died in 1965. It looks like he lived right across the street from the dealership. Today there’s a bank where his home was.

John Orens died in his home at 66. He worked in a dress factory and was a local fire chief for almost two decades. His wife died a few years after he did, but I think they might still have some daughters alive today.

Already in his 30s, Clarkson Pancoast was an old man by the time he shipped out to France with the 13th Engineers. They were attached to French forces. Looks like they worked with trains and the railways. He came back home and died in 1937.

Samuel Richman died, on Armistice Day, 1921, at age 25.

Harold Stratton liked to go fast. He raced cars at a local track. He might have been a member of a prominent Stratton family around these parts. Possibly, his grandfather, or an uncle a few generations back, had been a congressman. He was born in 1893 and lived to see men walk on the moon. He died in 1973, 80 years old.

Walter Scott sailed in the Navy, came home and became an engineman, and died of pneumonia in 1961. His widow survived him by four decades. His brother Raymond Scott was a coxswain in the Navy. He came home and he and his wife had three children, the oldest of which just died two years ago. Raymond was 73 when he passed away.

Clarence Stetser is buried not too far from where I am writing this. He died in his 50s.

Charles Standen was 87 when he died. He was a husband, a father of six. He had seven grandchildren and four great-grandchildren when he passed away in 1985. It still says “PFC, US Army, World War I” on his gravestone. His service seven decades prior is what was written in stone.

It’s a thin guess, but I think George Tighe might have served in the Navy. If I have the right man, he lived around this area until he passed at 89 years old.

Elvin Wolfe came home and took up a rural postal route after the war. He did that for at least two decades. He died in 1957, in his early 60s. His widow outlived him by almost 30 years.

The last name on the plaque is Sgt. Schuyler Wilkinson. He served in the national guard, the 104th Engineer, specifically. They were called up in June 1917 and shipped out a year later as an element of the AEF’s 29th Infantry Division. They served at Moatz, Grandchamps, Coublanc, and Lafford, principally attached to the French Army’s V Corps. They provided engineering support and combat engineering to the French and the Big Red One. They were returned to the U.S. in May of 1919 and Sgt. Wilkinson went home and raised a family of three children with his wife. He died on a trip to Florida in 1966, aged 73. Their three daughters all died within the last decade. One of them was a secretary, another worked in a nursing home in Georgia. The last one to pass away, Miriam Wilkinson Parker, was an educator. She did her undergraduate degree where I know teach. She took a master’s degree from the same university where I obtained my undergraduate degree, 880 miles away, and just 40 short years before I enrolled there.

Small world.