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21
Jul 10

My cardboard kingdom

Boxes, we have them.

“The irony is that for years the collection was just left in cardboard boxes. It’s only when they rather conscientiously dusted it off and launched this rather impressive exhibition that the whole issue has resurfaced again.”

I spent another afternoon in the garage today, cleaning and straightening and trying to tell myself that it wasn’t in vain, that I wasn’t wasting my time. I’ve lately become very interested in time. In another day or two, I figure, I’ll do something about it.

That’s the afternoon scene in the living room, above. We live in and around cardboard just now, and will for another week or so. On the one hand I’m glad we’ve started the packing process so early. Things have a tendency to creep up on you. Something happens that slows you down. It is good to be prepared. On the other hand, I’ll be sick of seeing cardboard by the time the big day rolls around.

Anyway. In the garage I’ve found a few interesting things. I have  one more box of old paperwork to go through, hopefully it can all be shredded, burned by a blast furnace and then reduced to its chemical components by an exciting new enzymatic process I discovered on late night television. Before that happens, though, I must go through every scrap of paper to determine the likelihood of needing a power bill from 2001. (Not likely.)

But still, you never know what exciting information might be in that bill. Some future generation might gawk in awe and wonder at power consumption rates from the turn of the century. “And grok that wacky font, space cowboy!” Because this is how future generations will talk about the things that have been resting in my storage system for all those years.

But then you think about the things they won’t understand, or, worse, even care about.  I found a paper from one of the classes from my master’s degree. It was titled “Campaign Homophily: Earning a Voter’s Perception of Similarity.” I just Googled an old paper I wrote, the height of vanity. Happily no one else has yet to use that eye-catching, page-turning title.

I don’t remember much about writing that particular paper — it has been about five years, or a lifetime, whichever comes first. I also discovered a little slip of paper from elementary school, this one I vaguely recall. It was a day when football players from Alabama visited our school to talk about studying hard, saying no to drugs and making good grades. I got all of their autographs.

As football players go it was a good group, Derrick Thomas and Keith McCants were the biggest stars, a murder’s row of defenders no one wanted to face. Thomas became a terror in the NFL, of course, died far too young and was posthumously inducted into the football Hall of Fame last year. McCants’ presence is now painfully ironic. He’s been arrested on five drug-related charges in the last two years. Another guy, Trent Patterson, is working as an athletic trainer near his home in Syracuse and was featured on The Biggest Loser two years ago. Two of the other signatures are from common names, so Google only lets us guess where they are today.

I’ve never given away a Hall of Famer’s autograph before, but an acquaintance claimed it for scrapbooking purposes, so I’ll stick it in an envelope and send a 20-year-old scrap of paper to someone who will glue it into a book. And then, someone in her family will stumble across it in 40 years and wonder why it has been in a cardboard box all this long.

The circle of life continues. I should continue more of it to donations or the garbage, but you just never know.

That quote? It is from British explorer Hugh Thomson, discussing early-20th-century Yale expeditions to Machu Picchu. Do you know how few worthwhile quotes on cardboard there are?


18
Jul 10

AT&T Day (The iPhone is lovely)

Today was AT&T day. Most readers are already sympathetic. The rest nod knowingly.

Oh, but you do not know.

So The Yankee, who is wonderful and kind and awesome, decided to get me an iPhone. They arrived yesterday, we visited the Apple store today.

Only, and this will surprise you, what we were told last week by one talented and helpful AT&T phone representative was something entirely different from what we discovered today. Seems I’m eligible for an upgrade, but she’s not. So while The Yankee talked to AT&T, I chatted with the Apple store employees.

I learned where all the hipsters eat.

So the problem, we were told, would resolve itself if we visited an actual AT&T store. Having had that particular joyful experience in the past I had the sneaking suspicion that wouldn’t be the case, but you may as well try.

We drove down the street. We had a late lunch. The AT&T store opened, we met the manager who’s second item in the corporate protocol — and this is my favorite part — is to call an AT&T phone rep. Meanwhile, have a look at the AT&T talking points. You aren’t supposed to see this paperwork or, one presumes, the typos contained therein:

ATTFail

The manager couldn’t figure it out. So he’s going to call his boss tomorrow. We went back to the Apple store, where we found one of my former students who works there. She got my phone, set me up, extended the hold on The Yankee’s phone and we had a nice visit.

And while she didn’t get one, today, I got mine. And it is very pretty.

So far I’ve added bookmarks. I considered consolidating my laptop bookmarks and my cell phone bookmarks, but then I looked at what I have on my machine’s browser and realized I don’t need any of those things on my phone. On my previous phone I used Opera, so I had to pull bookmarks from that browser, which stores them in a proprietary file. It is called an adr file which, as you may know, stands for Opera Address Book. What you might also realize is that the good people at Opera don’t understand how acronyms work.

I liked the Opera browser on my Q, which is Windows based, and will be only a little sad to see it go. Safari on the iPhone works very well, at least off of the home WiFi network. I looked for a Firefox app in the store, but there’s only a non-browser browser available, which seems a bit too complicated for me at this point.

So instead, after I added all of my bookmarks. Somewhere I found directions to sync this through iTunes, but that platform and I don’t get along very well yet. So I did it the old fashioned way. I built a page with all the links I need — library search pages, the local Craigslist, school schedules, football schedules, cafeteria menus, E-bay, Digg, XM schedules, movie theaters and airline site — and then uploaded it to my server. Then I clicked each link and added them manually, all neatly categorized and, unfortunately, not alphabetized. One needs these things to be neatly organized, but that isn’t happening. Let’s see what Google has to say about that.

Oh, click, hold, drag. With a little effort — I accidentally deleted one link and moved some a bit too far, so link juggling was required — I now have a neatly organized bookmark list.

Which allows me to move on to applications. Facebook, Twitter, Boxcar, Grocery IQ, RedLaser, Dictionary, Wikipanion and a level (by Stanley) all made it on the phone for free.

So, if you need me, I’ll be able to share details on my social sites about the UPC codes of coupons for synonyms found on Wikipedia and, also, updates on whether they are crooked.

While I did all of this The Yankee went back to the AT&T store, this time armed with paperwork, to demonstrate her upgrade eligibility. We were comparing notes: she’s been with AT&T for the better part of a decade and had maybe three phones, I’ve been with AT&T before it was AT&T, (before it was Cingular, back when it was Bellsouth) for 15 years. I’ve never had a significant or unreasonable problem with the  service in all of that time. Since they turned into AT&T in 2007 I, like many people, have found the human element of the company to be more than lacking.

But the iPhone is fancy. And now I must figure out how to change the background. I have a picture on my site I thought I’d use, but you can’t save it directly from the server on the iPhone. I successfully made a shortcut to the URL, but that does not a background make. So I turn to Google again, which tells me I must 1.) Save the picture 2.) Put it in iTunes 3.) Sync iTunes and my iPhone 4.) Be frustrated with that for a while 5.) On the sixth attempt figure it out and 6.) Realize I put the confounded picture in the wrong place.

But I finally I made it work. Looks nice, too:

The Yankee in Savannah

Took that on our first trip to Savannah five years ago. We got married there, not far from that spot, actually, last year.

The black and white looks striking as the phone background — and the screen on the iPhone is beautiful. Give it a try.


16
Jul 10

Pie Day

Clinkies at Pie Day

Brian took this on his iPhone. Sad, happy times, since Pie Day will be changing and this one will be the last with the regulars for a while. Love you guys, mean it.


9
Jul 10

Delicious musty books start the weekend

I found an estate sale on Craigslist and, opening what will exciting chapter in our relationship, drug The Yankee to see it this morning. The ad was curious. After a few reads you couldn’t decide if it was a preview showing before an estate sale or the sale itself. They promised furniture though, which we do not need, and books, which we love. Thousands of books. And they were all going for a buck.

Having only gotten lost twice getting there — both being my fault — we discovered the sale in progress. There were a few furniture and rusted items for sale, but an entire garage and basement full of books. This personal library was even organized by genre, covering shelves, windowsills, a pool table and every other flat surface.

There was a small army of people pouring over the books. I picked up snippets of conversation about the likes of different customers, what used to be on the shelves and the constant search for boxes. A few women were picking up books by the handful and needed something to keep them all together. A kid was driving a remote controlled tank thing. There was some sort of camera or sensor on the vehicle, and he had the viewscreen, so he could drive from another room. I’m not sure if it was for sale.

I picked up all of the books now running across the top of the blog. First I found a book I’d normally not have any interest in, but I flipped through a few pages and thought “For a buck …”

Heart Songs was compiled at the turn of the 20th Century by Mitchell Chapple, supposedly taking the suggestions of 20,000 people for the music that defined them. This book, then, with its deep red cover and gilt, is a a piece of culture, a moment of history that captured the musical spirit of people from all over the country and wide swaths of the world. There are hymns, patriotic songs, childrens songs, operas, love tunes and more.

The foreword, written in Boston in 1909 as the book was published, is itself a thing of beauty:

Songs that have entertained thousands from childhood to the grave and have voiced the pleasure and pain, the love and longing, the despair and delight, the sorrow and resignation, and the consolation of the plain people — who found in these an utterance for emotions which they felt but could not express — came in by the thousands. The yellow sheets of music bear evidence of constant use; in times of war and peace, victory and defeat, good and evil fortune, these sweet strains have blended with the coarser thread of human life and offered to the joyful or saddened soul a suggestion of uplift, sympathy and hope.

The sheet music is occasionally interrupted by pictures of once famous singers like Jenny Lind and Adelina Patti.  The foreword also mentions, but unfortunately does not include, the many stories of how these songs had impacted the contributors. If they made this book today surely they would include some snippets of the better stories. That would add a lot, but there’s already an incredible wealth inside the cover. (And I’m not remotely a music historian.)

Then I found an 1897 Biblische Geschichte, a German bible. I can’t read it, beyond the cognates and the smallest set of words, but the pictures all make sense. Fortunately I know someone that can read it.

You're getting a book next week!

You're getting a book next week!

So I’ll send it to my Elisabeth. She can tell me if the stories inside are any different.

I also picked up a copy of R.A.C. Parker’s Europe 1919-1945, so we can learn all about the uneasy peace, turmoil and war from the British perspective. Parker was a Churchill fan, and Old Labour. This was a Delacorte volume, the seventh in a series of 35 meant to cover the history of mankind.

They couldn’t get that in 30 books?

I won’t collect the entire set, I promise.

Picked up Allen Drury’s A Senate Journal: 1943-1945. Drury was a military veteran turned United Press journalist. This book earned fame after he won a Pulitzer for fiction for Advise and Consent. After that, this journal was published. My copy, a first edition, made its way into the local library and ultimately, into my hands today.

I also found Rickenbacker: An Autobiography. Race car driver, pilot, ace, war hero, Medal of Honor winner, businessman and more, Eddie Rickenbacker is one of the great American icons of the first half of the 20th Century. He died quietly, almost forgotten in 1973. My history professor, the great W. David Lewis (1931-2007) of Auburn University, talked glowingly of Rickenbacker. He researched, for 15 years, his hero — including during the year or so I took his classes — and his book, came out in 2005.

Lewis was a character, full of life and passion for his varied interests. He was a renowned professor of the history of technology, loved cathedrals, pipe organs and, of course, aviation. I saw the autobiography, thought of Dr. Lewis and picked it up. On of these days I’ll pick up my professor’s book; I have to after reading these reviews.

I also met a man last December who worked for Rickenbacker at Eastern Air Lines. He told a story of having a real bad flight, being worked up about and then giving Rickenbacker, the president, an earful … only he didn’t realize who he was talking to. Rickenbacker nearly died in a plane crash in 1941 (dented skull, head injuries, shattered left elbow and crushed nerve, paralyzed left hand, broken ribs,  crushed hip socket, twice-broken pelvis, severed nerve in his left hip, broken knee and an eyeball expelled from the socket) and was adrift in the Pacific, dangerously close to the Japanese, for 24 days in 1942. Rickenbacker won his Medal of Honor for attacking, on his own, seven German planes, shooting down two in 1918. He also won seven Distinguished Service Crosses. Eddie Rickenbacker knew a few things about having a tough day (His book begins, “My life has been filled with adventures that brought me face to face with death.”) so he let the indiscretion slide.

I bought all of those for a buck each. Lugged them outside to meet the nice lady who was collecting the money. She said that the notes inside each book were just notes for her — where the book had been picked up, when and for how much. That six volume set of books I was also considering wasn’t really 60 dollars.

So I went back inside.

Canadian historian Edgar McInnis’ The War volumes will make a nice bookend to Churchill’s six volumes also in my library. McInnis, as you might notice above, breaks the story down by years. The first volume begins “With the outbreak of the war, many Americans set themselves deliberately not to believe most of what they read or were told about.” McInnis worked on this project during the war, and published all six installments in 1946. The sixth volume ends:

Success would lay the foundation for an era of human well-being unparalleled in history. But unless wisdom triumphed over the forces of greed and ambition and fear, the world might find that it had thrown away its last chance of salvation which it had bought at such a terrible price.

Imagine what all lies between those three sentences.

So that, in a rather large nutshell, is my 11 books for 11 bucks today.

Visited campus for a few minutes to meet with a colleague who needed some equipment. Wrote a letter while I was there. The Yankee and I then went to the bookstore. She was searching for something and I was just along for the ride. And then she took me to Ann Taylor. I surfed the Internet on my phone while she browsed.

We visited with friends as is our Friday afternoon custom, hanging out with Brian’s family and some delightful visiting in-laws, and Andre Natta. Most of us went out for Pie Day after that.

Clinkies!

Clinkies!

Brought home leftovers, starting the weekend in style! How’s yours shaping up?


5
Jul 10

Five Fourths

Happy Fourth of July!

Happy Fourth of July!

We’ve done this for five years now: ribs at Dreamland, fireworks over the city, this picture.