journalism


25
Jan 11

First day of classes

Busy day. The kind where I finally got around to lunch at almost 2 p.m.

Handful of meetings before that. Catching up with people, wrapping up old things, setting course for new projects and all of that.

And then there was class. Fourteen bright young minds sitting in a too-warm room hearing about what they’ve gotten themselves into for the next 13 weeks. It was fun. They’ll take field trips and write a lot and give some presentations. They’ll have to put up with me. But aside from that last part it is a good course. I’ll talk a lot about journalism, but it is an intro class, so there’s a great deal of public relations and advertising, too.

Otherwise, I’m just trying to get back into the swing of things. I love my holiday break, could use some more of it and yet am terribly, wonderfully spoiled by it. This week has not eased back into the routine, but just puts you squarely in it. Not violently. There’s been nothing brutish or shocking about it. Just work. Here it is. And here’s another thing or two. Do enjoy. And don’t forget those Emails and phone calls.

I broke my office phone today, somehow. I have an old touchtone job, one of those that immediately replaced the rotary phones. Suddenly the numbers don’t do anything. Very odd.

I began watching the BBC’s Robin Hood this evening. It has been well received and it is on Netflix, so why not. I watched one episode and realized “This is like Kevin Sorbo as Hercules, but only a third as cartoonish.”

Which was good, because it instantly became background sound, not requiring any real attention. Ascertain the plot, ignore the fight sequences. No one ever really gets hurt. Everyone always escapes captivity. Robin Hood is a terrific shot. We get it.

Here’s the opening sequence:

First of all, how did those guards and horses sneak up on the hunter? Second, the guards never have such an opportunity to share as much character or dialog as they do here. The guards turn into red shirts, willing to spar, easy to knock off. Now the Sheriff, the villian, is delightfully funny.

His heavy is the most cardboard character you’ve seen in a while, though.

The biggest things are the modern sensibilities, put I’m a fantasy character purist. Fiction should be just so. The 20th and 21st Century were deliberately shoehorned into a tale set in the 12th. Of course there is modern foreign policy symbolism for the BBC viewing audience. They are not very subtle about it, but you’ve trained yourself to excuse much of that, anyway. One character, who only appears for one episode (so far) was wearing modern camouflage. The clip you just saw shows one of the evil character demonstrating a remarkable alacrity for wigs and latex disguises. These sorts of things take me right out of it, but then Robin Hood shoots his bow and the music blares and we’re off on another easy adventure!

When they inevitably make the American version they need Paul Giamatti as Much.


11
Jan 11

The front pages — WDE edition

Celebrating Auburn’s undefeated, national championship season on some of the state’s newspapers. Clicking on the paper will send you to their web site for complete local coverage.

[UPDATE: This post was picked up for syndication by The War Eagle Reader.]

OANews

AnnistonStar

BirminghamNews

Decatur Daily

HuntsvilleTimes

MontgomeryAdvertiser

Press-Register

TimesDaily

TuscaloosaNews


8
Dec 10

Snow!?

There was snow (flurries, anyway) in south Alabama today. Way down in the deep south. I dated a girl from that town once upon a time. When we went out for nice food we had to go to Florida. That’s how south we’re talking about. And it snowed there today. Also, it is still technically autumn.

But it is cold everywhere.

I wrote six paragraphs on the cold, just to keep my fingers warm. They weren’t worth reading, but the writing was exquisite. For just a few more moments there was circulation beneath my fingernails.

Watched a rocket launch this morning. Falcon 9 seemed to be perfect in everywhere. That’s the commercial future of space, happening right before our eyes. Didn’t seem to carry the same amount of attention as rocket launches of the past. The day we reduce rocket launches and astronauts to airliners and bus drivers we’ll have made the space business perfectly safe. And then we’re all going to the moon.

I wrote a column with an embarrassingly transparent call to action today. The editor for the publication is going to cut the word count in half. The poetry and the lame jokes will be excised, but the call to action at the end will no doubt still be there, annoying me until my final days. But the cause is a nice one, and we’re doing our part. “So let’s go out and blah blah blah.”

Taught a class on broadcast writing, my last one of the semester. Students turned in stories on youth sports and the need for more exercise. We all agreed we should leave the lab and go run laps. So I walked back to the office to critique the newspaper for the last time of the semester.

Now I’m grading television scripts. And when the grading is done the semester will be almost over. There’s another meeting or two, a gigantic project to work through and then, of course, preparing for comps. (Have I mentioned that lately?) By this weekend that should take over.

Things I write here during all of that are going to be stellar work, let me tell you. Or is it too late to backhandedly apologize for that?


7
Dec 10

“In it, something is.”

With the semester winding down, I indulged myself for three minutes of deleting the garbage from my spam filters. In my Email account the subject lines always amuse. One urged me to think of myself in the crystal clear waters of some exotically named please.

Every day, Mr. Spammer, every day.

I’m getting some nice spam on the block. Some of it appeals to vanity, “Bravo, your phrase it is brilliant.”

I haven’t written anything brilliant here in some time, I’m afraid. Others are just, well, a little overzealous.

Comfortably, the article is in reality the greatest on this noteworthy topic. I concur with your conclusions and will thirstily look forward to your upcoming updates. Saying thanks will not just be enough, for the extraordinary lucidity in your writing. I will immediately grab your rss feed to stay privy of any updates. Genuine work and much success in your business efforts!

Generally my blog spam is polite. Much of it is complimenting a post or gently disagreeing with something I’ve written. I’m starting to get a lot of comments from the spammers who say they are too busy to comment, but … and that makes us all happy.

And then there’s Yoda, who’s turned to the dark side. “In it, something is.”

Taught the next-to-last class of the semester today. Students are working on broadcast scripts. I went from that to a sales meeting. And from that to sitting in my office working as the paper staff put together tomorrow’s issue. It’s a nice life.

I’m now pulling readings for my comps exam. Want to help? Want to take the thing for me? It’ll only take four days of your time. Don’t worry about the weeks of studying beforehand. You won’t notice them.

I’m probably going to talk about this a lot in the next month. I’m sorry in advance.

As a break I’m reading about the treaties that came about after World War I. Hindsight is a powerful thing, but George, Wilson and Clemenceau, weren’t really doing the rest of the world — or the people from then to here — many favors. These were impossible problems to wrestle with, and fascinating to consider forensically, but everything just leads grimly to Czechoslovakia and Poland. Some of the French knew it, Wilson knew it, but no one could stop it.

It is best if you don’t look for parallels or conspiracy theories. This is, after all, light reading.


5
Dec 10

The front page news