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20
Apr 13

Toomer’s Corner

It took almost three years, but ol’ Harvey Updyke proved the only thing he’s ever been capable of proving, that spirit goes beyond a football game, that a place is more than a jersey, and heart is more than a scoreboard.

Saturday was the big day, the last roll of the old Toomer’s Corner oaks. It was orchestrated and planned and monumentally huge. (The Auburn equestrian team, which just won a national championship of their own, will get the final honor.)

Thousands upon thousands of people were there. They stood chest to back and shoulder to shoulder and that crowd jammed the corner and the four roads. Everyone had a great time, coming away with that old familiar feeling: this is a family reunion.

For some people it was a refutation of a malignancy of misguided fandom. For others it was an excuse to have a party. For all, it was an opportunity to hear what comes next. Now that the old oaks are coming out of that spot, ending a run of about 75 years, there is plenty to look ahead to.

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But Toomer’s Corner always taught me to look back. You didn’t get too many rolls dropped on the back of your head as a freshman before you learn to always be on the lookout. In a way, this too was an opportunity to look back at the fine spirit of something we’ve long enjoyed.

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I’ve written about this for The War Eagle Reader and for the Smithsonian and a few other places. I’m always trying to capture this feeling, share the sense so that those who aren’t lucky enough to be there can find their place in it too.

The problem is that whenever you do this, it always comes off as hokey and cheesy. How do you explain this small town thing? This silly little thing that amuses us, that we look forward to, that we’ve lately lamented and, Saturday, celebrated beyond comparison?

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The best way to understand a culture is to figure out why the important things are important and why the small things are important. To ask yourself why these things are so is to find all of the silly answers. In this case, it is the celebration of a victory, which started either to emulate the old telegram system that used to send home news of games from far away, or a spontaneous celebration of the joy of having too much toilet paper. There are several theories and apocryphal stories about how and why this began, but let’s be honest, it is just fun. The tradition started out as rolling the trees after big road wins. Today this is a way to continue the game, the event, the championship and the celebration of a moment after the moment is gone.

It is the place where we say “Meet me at Toomer’s Corner,” which means a whole lot more than ‘See you there.’ Town and campus come together here, the corner where everything meets, where we make the 400 yard march from the stadium to the place where we celebrate some more. You see old friends, make new ones and take pictures in one of the happier, more laid back places you can be. This is where the chants and cheers don’t stop, where the players come to join their classmates, alumni and fans.

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Toomer’s Corner also taught me to look down. My favorite thing about rolling Toomer’s has always been watching the tiniest Tigers. College students often yield to children in this place where parents let their little ones actually play in the street. They have the run of the place. They’re flinging rolls, they’re turning themselves into Charmin mummies. They’re climbing on the gates, up the surrounding trees and receiving the gift of extra rolls from the big kids.

The picture above was from the 2010 national championship. That was the last time I rolled the corner; that was a memory, a fine one to end on. We make our memories, but we make them for others too, that’s what is happening when Toomer’s gets rolled. These days I catch rolls to give to children, the younger the better. It is more important to me to build their memories.

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I like to take visitors, because if you can’t write about Toomer’s Corner and make sense of it, you surely can’t tell someone about it. You simply need the experience. I taught my wife how to throw a roll of toilet paper. She figured it out just in time for the 2010 SEC championship.

I’ve had the good fortune to take my mother a few times. She gets in to it despite herself. A few years ago we treated my step-father to his first football game and his first trip to the corner.

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My in-laws came down for their first game in 2010, a quiet non-conference game which was unlike anything they’d ever seen up north. Rolling Toomer’s is unlike anything you see most anywhere, too.

Family, friends, everyone comes away impressed, and that’s after those cream puff games. “You have to remember,” I solemnly tell them “that the degree of rolling Toomer’s Corner is directly proportional to the importance of the win.” They imagine and wish they were here on those nights when covering great distancesyou can find the toilet paper covering great distances

One night I popped a flash on my camera as people rolled the corner and I could see the tiny cotton particulates of celebration floating in the air around me, two blocks away from the trees. That’s a fervor.

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Toomer’s taught us to look forward, too. This is just the tip of the experience, but all of Auburn has a way of growing into you. The farther away you get, the more deeply it ties itself to you. The longer you’ve been away the closer you hold it. You’re just starting something here, but you’ll carry the place forever.

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Below are the gates. The men that put them in place were staring down a world war, and some of them would go off and find themselves fighting it in the next year. But first they had to finish things up here, and the class of 1917 had to build that entryway. (The eagles came later.)

Saturday we learned that, in the new plan for Toomer’s Corner, the gates will stay in place. And that’s maybe the best news of all. For all that Auburn can be it is important that we always remember who she was before us.

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Here’s why: what she was defines who she’ll be. What we become is dictated in some way by what we were. I think of Auburn as an instrument of potential, but as Toomer’s Corner regularly demonstrates, it is also about spirit and heart.

I wrote, two years ago, the day we learned this day was coming, “Auburn and her family are stronger than oak and more sturdy than history. We’re going to say “Meet me at Toomer’s” for generations yet. The power of dixieland is going to be just fine.”

Saturday went a long way toward proving that right, but it is no prophecy. The clues are all around.

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We’re all little dots in the immediately famous helicopter shot. We are all the central players in the more narrow perspectives we hold on from the ground. We’re all in those moments from years ago, frozen in other people’s photographs. I always study those pictures with wonder. Where is that woman now? What does that guy do these days? We’re all in the photographs yet to come, too.

There will be more trees. There will be more times when police officers playfully stand there and let the kids roll them, more times where people watch and dance from the windows across the street. Someone is always going to be willing to shimmy up the poles that hold the traffic lights in place. There will be more parents and college students and guests all delighting in the fun silliness of the thing.

At the biggest moment any of us could imagine, I was fortunate to stand under the old trees with my beautiful, talented wife — who I turned into an Auburn woman in the course of a single tailgate, who later joined the faculty — and celebrated a national championship with thousands of friends:

That’s a great memory, but not hardly the best. And Saturday, we were reminded once again, that this has never been about the trees, but about all of those people, our people.


18
Mar 13

Try the cookie butter

Before we took the in-laws back to the airport we visited Lonestar for lunch, where we had the waitress who tries hard to put every other waitstaff who’s tried to hard to shame. And she did. Everything was delicious and amazing, mostly because she loved it. And you’d have thought she’d been there three days after about 18 months out of work and just happy with the prospect of getting the bills paid and maybe a little take-home sirloin at the end of it all, but she said she’s been there a year.

So the orders come and go and the bread comes and then the lunch comes, because that’s the order of things. More bread is delivered. She visits the table to ask about the food, as all discerning waitstaff will do. She did it a little too fast, though, so I could only assume that my unrolling of the silverware was superlative in every way. She asked my father-in-law about his steak — as he was going to be traveling the bulk of the day lunch was key — and he was ready to emotionally invest himself in his potato, but now the question was just out there.

So he had to go to the steak. The waitress, meanwhile, did something maybe you aren’t supposed to do, I don’t know, but it seemed odd. She leaned both hands on the table, which felt wrong considering our food was now here. And she really wanted him to try his steak. Try the steak!

And for some reason all I could think of was “NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to steak!”

He obliged her and pronounced it delicious. She concurred, which just made you wonder about what was truly going on in the kitchen. She said it was the bone that made it good, which isn’t exactly true, but everything was so amazing and delicious and wonderful and the textures of everything was so perfectly green or yellow or whatever. She must have been on ecstasy. That’s what I’m going with. She needed more tables and less pills.

So we had lunch, the folks packed up and we set out for the airport at a time that would allow them the generally desired two hours of people watching on Terminal C. I missed how we arrived at this necessity, but someone back-timed it, allowed for the time zone and we had our jump off point. We missed it by eight minutes. And we still had to get gas and drive the necessary 99 miles to the airport.

We arrived at the airport precisely seven minutes behind schedule, my mother-in-law promising a summary of their travel segments in a post-flight report. The sign at security said 10-20 minutes, which was cutting into the people watching time. We stood and watched them sail without incident through the first part of the security theater. It seems that they both possess driver’s licenses that match the names on their boarding passes.

We turned and left the airport, dodging rain drops and trying to decide what to do now that it was raining and rush hour. There is a Trader Joe’s nearby. The Yankee said she could get some things, but the rain, and rush hour and I said I’d never been to Trader Joe’s, so that sealed the deal.

And amid the dusky rain and the finally coiffed and intensely decorated people of midtown I had my first Trader Joe’s experience. These are some of my notes.

Some things never change, no matter the store, no matter how high-end, culturally adaptable and politically fashionable the target audience. Every store, everywhere, occasionally gets a guy in camo cargo shorts and a white t-shirt. And, also, traffic jams full of people oblivious to everything around them. That sounds catty, but I found it to be a relief. Also, you might note in the background, unisex restrooms. That’s just a grocery store bridge too far:

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Brand diminution. I’ve been here four minutes and already I’m not sure what store I’m in. The name seems to change with every vaguely international flavor. And the labeling is already slipping from the precious to the universally childlike. This is a fine enough place, but this box strikes me as the thing that will end up in all future image searches of “Graphic design in the 2000-teens.”

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I don’t know about you, but my great-grandfather and his son after him ate these wafer snacks, they were usually pink or this mild orange color and looked a lot like this. It made me think of them and smile, and then wonder if they were feeding me natural vegetable cellulose as a child. And what of the unnatural vegetable cellulose? Don’t those guys have a union? Where are they?

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I am now kicking myself for not spinning this container around to see exactly what it is made of. I know better, I know better, I know better. And the Trader Joe’s site isn’t helping either. Someone please go check this out and let me know.

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The logical conclusion of the popularity of someecards.com:

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A bit more from the line art characters that provide us with the retro-neo-post modern pop art ideals that so blithely inform our generation. Post-consumer content, a phrase surely designed to rip all of the joy out of the language, is a product made from from waste that’s been used by a consumer, disposed of, and diverted from landfills. Now go wipe your child’s face:

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Game changer: Trader Joe’s bathroom tissue. Is it that the one guy has a passing Rooseveltian resemblance or that the other guy needs some of this stuff – and right now?

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At least they take their cornbread seriously.

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So Trader Joe’s, interesting packaging, clever names on many of the items. The vast majority of their inventory was marketed as their own product, which probably makes someone checking out at register three think there is actually a Joe somewhere, who perhaps engaged in some fair trade for post-consumer manure to fertilize his humble fields to bring this product to you. The biggest move away from the Trader Joe’s brand was on the beer and wine aisle.

I felt healthier just being there. We purchased several bags of things, none of the items pictured here, and The Yankee pronounced them as good deals. We shop smart like that, cherry picking all of the best products from the most economical places we can conveniently access. The airport tripped helped with that today.

And, then, of course, we waited out the better part of a meteorological deluge. The in-laws plane was delayed, and delayed again. There was a missing flight attendant, presumably whisked away to Oz. There was a search for another one. And also an inspection of their plane for hail damage, because that’s what you do when there is hail.

As we were about at the point of passing the airport to head for home the flight was canceled. We thought briefly we might be picking them up and taking them back home for the night. They found another flight, which was still somehow short a flight attendant. (Perhaps if they consolidated crews … )

This plane, much later, was also canceled for reasons that we haven’t learned. What was supposed to be an 8 p.m. arrival at their home airport began to look like spending a night in the Atlanta airport. We found this unacceptable. Two flights canceled underneath you, you are not struggling through an evening on Terminal C at Hartsfield. We will return to the airport!

This was politely refused.

OK, fine. We will book you a stay at an airport hotel. The Yankee did the reservations, coached them to the shuttle and they arrived there to find they’ll have a flight out first thing in the morning and the last room of the night.

That’s timing. This was all done, of course, by a series of phone calls and a few searches on an international network of computers and resolved in short order. A nice man in a large passenger van took them to a hotel they’d never heard of on a side of town they’d never visited and got them safely to a room. We did this from our house after a long stay at an all-natural, organic, feel-better-about-yourself grocery store, insulating our frozen purchases in a special bag made with space material and driving home, dodging trees felled by straight line winds in the relative comfort and safety of a marvelous piece of Japanese engineering that was assembled in the U.S. and Canada. It is an amazing world.

We celebrated with Chick-fil-A, which will let you order online from your particular store, but insists you call personally to obtain their hours, so we still have a way to go.

Oh, at Trader Joe’s we bought something called Cookie Butter. You should look into it. You’re welcome.


16
Mar 13

Your typical incredible, wonderful Saturday

Talking turkey with professor Mark Smith at the Louise Kreher Forest Preserve. He lectured on most everything you could think of about the wild turkey, what they eat, how they choose mates, how they raise their young, mortality rates and so on:

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And then we made turkey calls. We yelped and clucked and keekeed and gobbled on slates and boxes.

Because we know people at the preserve we got to hold turtles:

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The Yankee and her mom did not enjoy watching the turtles eat their worms, though.

We walked to the waterfall, meandered through the woods and then had subs for lunch. We went to the baseball game, which we aren’t going to talk about this weekend at all, it seems, because it hasn’t been good in any way. Except for the weather, which has been stunningly gorgeous the last two days. These are the days you’d order from Amazon, have them shipped Prime and be in disbelief when they arrived early.

We had dinner at Warehouse Bistro, which is always delicious. They’d called us to say there was a hot water problem, so we’d be dining outside, but by the time we got there that was fixed.

We sat next to a long table of one large, happy family who celebrating a life or a marriage or a death. It was hard to say, but they all took turns giving speeches and it was beautiful. I filed one away for future use.

The chocolate torte was also wonderful. But try the duck breasts. That’s what I had tonight. Or the rack of lamb, which is another favorite. Or the filet, or the crab cakes … Really, anything at the Warehouse Bistro is worth having. Also they’ll unabashedly play Hank Williams next to the Delta Blues next to Harry Connick, Jr. I don’t know why that matters, but I noticed it and it seemed like it could be important later.


14
Mar 13

Anyone have any marshmallows?

Pausing on a quick evening ride:

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I saw a fire as I rounded for home. I believe someone was doing a prescribed burn to clear out the underbrush, but there was no one around.

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I sit there for a moment or two, looking or waiting for someone to come back to the fire, but no one is around. The occasional car or truck cruises through, slowing down in the smoke and haze, and I’m taking pictures. So, great, someone probably think I started this. I did not.

The sun was just to that point of getting to ready to let go and the world was quiet, except for a little whirling wind over distant crackling. It was as if a great thing had been done, but the environment didn’t know what to do with it. There was a stunned feeling. There was an anticipation.

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Love the woods, but not a fan of this fire. Just down this little country road there was a house and in the driveway of that house there was a man who made a big point of waving at me as I went by. In his yard was another small fire. I assume he was taking care of the serious business of the controlled burn. He wave awfully emphatically.

Most importantly, no one stopped me to ask if I did it. i did not.

Atlanta by nightfall, we picked up the in-laws for the weekend. There was a former basketball player waiting at the airport and giggling teens and people who were happy to take their picture with him. There was a family looking for their Marine and a limo driver flagging down clients with names on his iPad. Everyone was walking to the left of everything. It was amazing and awkward at the same time.

Sort of like Segways, which are now appearing at the airport. Because navigating the crowds isn’t challenging enough on most days. Who needs a Segway here? There are already shuttles and a train. There are wheelchairs and carts. I suppose if you’re working there and going back and forth you could use something that moves at slightly faster than walking speed that’d be the way to go.

But I rode 30 miles late today, through fire.


5
Mar 13

Happy Birthday mom

I left her a voicemail while I was outside and it was gray and cold and windy. She called me back while I was in the library, but I needed to leave anyway. She was on the way home from a movie, trying to get back before winter fell, so she could sit and enjoy the rest of her evening in a warm, dry place. We talked about old friends and impossible things we did and our general awesomeness among other things. We’d sent her flowers earlier in the day and she’d texted me but now she said in person on the phone that they were beautiful and colorful, which is exactly what I’d hoped for.

She had a little smile in her voice when she said it, which was the other thing I’d hoped for, and constituted the best part of the day.

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And many more …