There was a miniature conference in the building today. I wish more people had attended. The students who were presenting their research had some interesting topics and they’d worked quite hard on their papers. Maybe it is a function of doing this on Fridays, or the subject matter, or the weather or the publicity, but this is what they saw.
The 3D printer version of a giant sloth skeleton is a good and attentive listener, though.
The sloth will be with us for two more weeks, and then he’s going elsewhere. He’s actually already moving, he’s just doing so very, very, very slowly.
That’s the easy joke. And you’re right to take the easy sloth joke. How many sloth jokes are there? Let’s count …
I went out for a run to count sloth jokes, and over the course of four miles I came up with two. There are two sloth jokes. “Google, how many sloth jokes do you know?”
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Turns out there are somewhere between nine and 16 sloth jokes, depending on how critical funny has to be to your conception of a joke. I would tell you all nine to 16 sloth jokes but that would be very time consuming.
That’s the other sloth joke I had without Google’s help.
Anyway, I hope you, like Poseidon, are ready to leap into the weekend.
