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Aug 13

The return of YouTube Cover Theater

I had a musical epiphany tonight. It would be proper, and great fun, to convince someone this semester that Hard to Handle is the perfect rock ‘n’ roll song:

And then I’m going to explain that it is really an Otis Redding tune:

Heard the Crowes’ version before dinner. The song on the radio immediately before it was by Ice Cube. Somehow, I think Hard to Handle would go over slightly better.

What’s that you say? You miss YouTube Cover Theater? Well, I found some Black Crowes covers.

This is simply a demonstration of the talent of normal people sitting in their living rooms and bedrooms and showing off their musical abilities because they have a camera and a place to put the footage.

Dan Allen has only had this viewed 5,771 times, and that is a shame.

Nathan Hanna has had a bigger audience with his version of Remedy, which is a good one. Also, the song is older than he is. Now we’re all old.

He admits this is rough, but my favorite thing about Will Minning’s version of Jealous Again is that less than 200 people have heard it so far. No matter. He’s giving his all:

And I didn’t even have to use She Talks to Angels!

There are a lot of covers of specific instruments in Crowes songs. Here’s the guitar from Soul Singing:

People are very talented, aren’t they?

Have a great weekend!


22
Aug 13

A series of notes that simulates a hodgepodge

I think I’ve seen someone do this before. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t done as well as this:

Saving much? I’m thinking of stuffing mattresses. On the same day that Nasdaq just … broke … there was this news.

After a lifetime of working, the median Boomer household has managed to accumulate $12,000 of retirement savings.

That means that 50% have even less than $12,000 for their retirement. These 55 to 64 year olds are up shits creek without a paddle. No wonder the percentage of over 55 people working is at an all-time high. Every age bracket has been living in a land of delusion.

So I went out for a ride. I’m trying to build miles back into the faux-training almost-routine for a couple of century ride possibilities that are coming up. I’ve fallen into a lull of short rides and so today hurt. And it was only a 42-mile route. But, still, that was my biggest ride since April 1st.

Of course you’re right in the middle, the perfect halfway point, when you wonder if you feel like doing it. Stopped at a gas station to buy a Gatorade. It was August, so I’d already had 64 ounces of water. Enjoyed my 32-ounces of fake electrolyte beverage and then re-filled one of my bottles at the gas station. That’s another 24 ounces.

You’re supposed to have some chocolate milk after long rides to repair your muscles. Honestly, I couldn’t drink another thing.

Four new things on Tumblr. More on Twitter. And something tomorrow, too!


21
Aug 13

Six to eight weeks you say?

Had a morning appointment. Showed up right on time, owing to the slow car in front of me, the other car that couldn’t figure out turning lanes and a search for a parking space that could be described as too-warm porridge.

Visited with the nice lady sitting in the desk inside the fish bowl. She took my insurance card — because this is my third orthopedic guy to check out my shoulder and collar bone. In return she gave me the clipboard of paperwork. What are you allergic to? Have you had an of these diseases? Did your paternal great-great-uncle have any skin sensitivities to latex?

So you do all that, you know the drill. And then you wait for your name to be called. Other names are called. You start playing the same game you do at a restaurant. “They came in after we did and they’re already eating!”

I decided that, at 75 minutes, I would go ask when my 10:30 appointment was going to take place. At 74 minutes they finally called me back.

And that’s just the waiting room wait, of course. Wouldn’t it be great if the doctor was already in the examination room and he was waiting on you?

Another X-ray. And then a spirited round of playing with the display knee joint sitting in the exam room.

The doctor finally comes in.

“Tell me everything. Start at the beginning.”

So we talked about the last year. He tested for nerve damage and said there was none. He tested for rotator cuff problems and said there were none. He touched my hardware and I decided I’m going to pinch, hard, the next person that does that.

He looked at my X-ray and said things look good there.

The problems, he said, are muscular, hardware or skeletal. He said he just took a plate out of someone’s collarbone that was so severe the poor guy couldn’t wear a jacket. Said the guy felt better the night of that removal. I don’t think that’s my problem. I’m guessing 90 percent of my issues are muscular.

But first we’re going to test for the skeletal. Sometime next week I have to have a bone scan. No idea what that’s about.

Oh. Radiation. Patience. One thing you don’t want and one thing I need more of.

Also, this doctor, who is apparently nationally renowned for shoulder surgeries, says I should have been in a sling for six to eight weeks. Had him repeat that.

My surgeon had me out of my immobilizer in a week. (I had to ask. I couldn’t remember. I don’t remember a lot.)

I take it I shouldn’t be happy with that.

Indian for lunch. School stuff for the rest of the day. Speaking of school:

Here’s the official release. Pat Sullivan almost beat his alma mater on the last trip. He put a huge scare into Auburn for 45 minutes. It was a great performance.

The Auburn baseball schedule was released today.

More sports: Google wants to buy the rights to put the NFL on YouTube. Remember where you were when this happens.

We had dinner with a friend — who will remain nameless because of this transgression — and standing in the parking lot, under the stars and lightning, we learned he’d never heard this song.

I did not realize you could be in your 30s and say that.


29
May 13

The snerffs

At least it is the kind of illness — sinuses, really — that let’s you know precisely when the medication has worn off. That’s considerate. And either this is a super allergy/sinus issue or the over-the-counter medicines have a lot less potency than they used to. It is possible that both are true.

We finally visited Dunkin Donuts today. Took them forever to open, and town was filled with news of rumored false starts. It became a thing to video yourself going to the drive thru and knocking on the window. Finally the sign said “Opening May 28th.”

So we went on the 28th at about 10:30 p.m. Only they weren’t open for 24 hours on their first day. They’d already exhausted themselves.

This morning they were open again. I counted at least 14 people working there, surpassing the number of people that were sitting at the little round tables at the time. They have hi-def menu screens and two rows of doughnuts. The kid that got our order got it wrong.

doughnuts

The doughnuts were not especially good. (But it is their first week.) They were no Daylight. They were no D Square. They were certainly no Krispy Kreme. Somehow they will probably be more successful than all of them.

Still not sure how Daylight closed. It went dark about a year ago, just down the road from the new Dunkin spot. The parking was bad, and maybe the location was a factor, but the doughnuts were good and the burgers would surprise you.

The owner bought some property for a song in Michigan in 2010. Then it looks as if he wanted to sell it at a 500 percent profit just two days later, in a story which included some odd quotes. And then in March of 2011 that Michigan building burned. It seems he’d decided on selling the old chestnut wood inside the building, but alas. Two teens were charged in the blaze. And then there was a threat of and, finally, last month, foreclosure. The locals, in the comments of all of those stories, found it all a bit suspicious.

But, hey, doughnuts!

Gave a tour of downtown and campus today. I invoked Sundilla and discussed the Harpers. We pointed out buildings with famous names and famous tales and sweated on a beautiful May afternoon. We discussed the old stuff and guessed at the new stuff.

At dinner I felt the moment precisely when the old drugs stopped working and then, a bit later, precisely when the new antihistamine kicked in. Breathing is a wonderful thing. Also it is underrated.

A few more days of this and I’ll be fine. I’ll try the doughnuts then, when I can properly taste things again.

Two new things on Tumblr, much more on Twitter.


10
May 13

At least it wasn’t a sneeze

Do you believe in ghosts? That is the weirdest dateline I’ve seen for a story in a while, particularly since it isn’t specific, and the story is hardly comprehensive. Also it is … lacking. It refers to video and audio and all manner of things the ghost hunters — believers and skeptics alike — use to search for ghosts. But it doesn’t share any of them.

I suppose my first personal ghost story — that didn’t have to do with the great Kathryn Tucker Windam’s 13 Alabama Ghosts and Jeffrey which were amazing reads that haunted every child that cracked the spine of the text — were stories from some family member. It seems they had friends who lived in a civil war officer’s home. They’d go over to play cards and every so often the spirit, according to their story, wanted a little recognition. So he’d make noise upstairs somewhere. They’d acknowledge him aloud and all would be well.

We had a neighbor once who said her house was haunted, but that was the sort of thing that kids would tell to other kids. I probably said our house was haunted too. She said that her ghost would open doors and things. So one day we opened every cabinet and drawer in her kitchen. Before she went into the kitchen and noticed it her dad came home. He was not pleased.

My high school, which was a 1930s WPA project, had a restroom light that liked to be on. No one could explain that. The school doubled as something of a community center, so it never shut down promptly at 3 p.m., which meant someone had to always be on hand. This poor math teacher somehow managed to have that job and that light drove him crazy. (It was a short trip.) So we decided there was a ghost in the boys restroom in the junior high wing.

Every now and then we’d try to trick people into thinking there were floating orbs in an old cemetery in our neighborhood. This was before, as far as I know, we knew that people talked about floating orbs, so at least we had good details. I noticed years later there was a Revolutionary War veteran buried there, which is still one of my favorite things about the place:

Lawley

A geneaology site says about John Lawley, who moved there in the 18-teens:

The land was productive and required but little labor to produce the necessaries of life. The woods were a hunters paradise a paradise abounding in deer, turkey, with some panther and bear. The winters were not so cold then as now. Cattle and horses were raised in the woods and afforded all the butter beef and milk that was needed. Not with- the glowing description given to prospective settlers, these early men and women and children knew the meaning of hard work and sacrifice, but knew, too, the delight of living in a new land.

He lived as a royal subject and then as an American under Washington through Andrew Jackson. He died an old man, in 1832. But he’s probably not a ghost.

We have a lot of those tales in the South, which is the foundation of the story initially linked above. There’s supposed to be a ghost of a soldier in the chapel at Auburn. The Roundhouse at the University of Alabama has a similar story. Here’s a Georgia one that landed in my inbox today, in fact, with supposed photographic proof. In Savannah the dead are an industry unto themselves, and the ghost tours are an important tourist activity:

I’ve never seen any ghosts. But I have been to a few battlefields.

Stuff from Twitter: because why not?

I have this feeling that it all get worse before it gets better.

I looked at the drought monitor today and saw something unusual:

Drought

That chart is updated weekly. Last week the two southernmost counties, Mobile and Baldwin, still had a good deal of yellow covering them. And then it rained about eight inches in one night down there. This is the first time since 2010 that no county in the state has not reported dry or drought conditions.

Pretty tough times in the plains states, though. James Lileks, last week on the drought breaking in Minnesota:

well, well, what do you know: the drought lifts. The dryness of the last few years is forgotten as the mean reasserts itself over the long run of the decade, which itself will be a wink, a blip, an inhalation to the next decades exhalation, just as the universe itself is a bang at the start and a great collapse at the end, like two flaps of a heart valve. Assuming there’s enough matter to cause the universe to contract, that is. I hope so. I hate the idea that it begins with a great gust of matter, spreads and cools and ends in silence. Because that would make the universe, in essence, a sneeze.

Swam 1,200 meters today. When I went down the pool to start that last lap The Yankee — who is a champion swimmer, mind you — said “If you do 16 it’ll be a mile.”

Don’t tell me that.

But I did get in three-quarters of a mile. And then I rode 15 miles on my bicycle, just because it was a longer way home.

I do not know what is happening.