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26
Feb 13

Grrrday

I’ve had one of those days. No no, one of those days.

It all started last night, actually. I went out for dinner and the barbecue place I’d decided to visit had a sign on the door: Kitchen is closed, bar is open. It was 8:30.

Dubious of the sign, I asked a woman working there if, in fact, there had been some closing event, perhaps an astronomic singularity or perhaps a sous-chef flu or maybe even a health department shutdown that had taken place.

Yes, they were closed. But for none of those reasons. It was raining, she said. (I can verify this.) And they let the kitchen staff go. They’d given up the idea of making any money, apparently.

OK then. My money is good elsewhere.

Oh, but … oh.

So I drive back over the mountain and go to Chili’s, where Destiny’s Child In 30 Years is waiting to be sat. Finally someone comes to help them. The hostess walks them to the right side of the store, and this is found lacking. She walks them to the left side of the store, and that is not desirable. She brings them back to the middle and then they decide to reverse course and go back to the left. By now people that came in after me have given up and wished me luck.

After some time the hostess comes by and says she’ll be right with me. In about five minutes. I can see four tables with people. Everything else is dirty.

So I leave there. And find myself at Outback, where I enjoy an altogether delicious albeit overpriced sandwich. But when everyone else is rolling up the sidewalks before 8:30 Outback can control the market.

So that just carried over into today. I’m still not feeling very well. The throat thing is getting more pronounced. As the day wore on I began to feel that body ache and fatigue: white blood cells have been summoned. Now I’m just hoping this is merely a sinus attack. I don’t care for them, but I can deal with them.

Then I saw this story and — look, I’ve covered a lot of terrible stories and I’ve read even more of them so it takes a lot to get me worked up but — this is ridiculous:

A Prattville mother of young, twin boys who received several broken bones before they were 1 year old, has been granted youth offender status in her pending child abuse case.

[…]

When the boys were 1 year and 1 week old, Jabril was taken to Children’s Hospital in Birmingham to receive treatment for a broken arm, testimony showed.

Doctors then discovered that Jabril had at least seven fractures, some in various stages of mending. Jacob also was examined and it was found out that he had at least two fractures, also in different stages of mending, according to testimony.

Here is a woman who is married with two kids. Dad is doing 20 years for this. She could get just three now. I don’t know much about parenting. I probably know a bit less about criminal law. I often find that my concepts of sentencing vary, both directions, from judicial guidelines for reasons beyond my understanding. But I propose a simple, new rule: If you have children you forfeit youthful offender status.

That’s not too much to ask.

So, yeah, I’m not my normally chipper self today, and I apologize. But I’ll make it up to both of us with the most ridiculous video on the ‘Net, courtesy of my fellow ridiculous Web finder and Auburn grad, Victoria Cumbow:

Tomorrow, I promise, I’ll be in better spirits, despite 32 percent more coughing.


8
Feb 13

Tumble, flip and twist fast

These are the first tests of a new app I found for my iPhone. It produces tilt-shiftesque videos.

The free version of the app only seems to produce a 10-second clip out of about four minutes of real footage, but I think that would work for most every project, really. (I added the audio in post, as the app doesn’t record any.)

The app is called Miniatures. And this is a test at the Arkansas at Auburn gymnastics meet.

Because I didn’t take any other pictures — I was really only thinking about ways to try that video app — here is my ticket:

gym

I wasn’t working, but I sat in the media area with The Yankee, who was covering the meet for College and Mag. Behind us was one of the first guys I worked with in commercial radio. Hadn’t spoken with him in years, but it was nice to visit with him briefly. Nice guy, still in town, still working in radio. Looked good.

Auburn trailed earlier in the meet and managed to pull things into a tie after three rotations. Arkansas is a talented team and were probably the favorites going in. But, they had a few falls on the beam and the next thing you know:

gym

The little smiley face lets you know the score is official, Auburn won 196.325-195.650. Apparently they set an attendance record, too. Some 7,300 people watched the 15th ranked Tigers get their second victory of the season.

We went to Mellow Mushroom with a friend for pizza after the meet. I ordered the vegetarian pizza. It was delicious. I’ve never eaten a veggie pizza, but I will again.


26
Jan 13

Let me tell you about Auburn basketball

“This is fun when they play well,” The Yankee said. And, indeed, it was. A struggling Auburn basketball team had a nice game going against the visiting 23rd ranked Ole Miss team. They started out with a 9-0 run, and had another nice stretch to extend an early lead.

The Rebels, though, are not pushovers. They fought to within two at the half. It stayed close in the second half, with only three lead changes and no lead greater than five points for either side.

Auburn struggled from the field, shooting just 37 percent. But, then, they’re only shooting 41 percent on the season. They finally had a strong night at the free throw line, and this was the difference in the game. Where Auburn shot 15 of 19 at the stripe Ole Miss, after 39 minutes and 54 seconds, a terrible 2-of-15.

And so with six seconds left and the scored tied Auburn was called for a foul. Mississippi’s best player, who was having a lousy night, walked to the line and dropped two shots: 63-61, final, Mississippi.

Our friend Kim said it best:

Kim

The company of good friends is always better, even if the basketball was entertaining for 39:56.


22
Jan 13

Dropping off, if only

I am going to stop following my lovely bride as she moves her bicycle about town. She wants to do challenging things like “Hills.”

So we did an hour of that this afternoon. Take two of the biggest hills in town — “Big” being relative, of course, we live at the place where geographers would say the upland begins to give way to the coastal plain. So the hills are small, but we are in the sweet spot: be on the beach in a few hours, be far enough away from the water to be safe … from the water — and ride them. Get to the top, turn around and drift down. Turn around and ride up them.

Did this for an hour, uttering things in different languages that I didn’t realize I could say. Several more weeks of this and I might be able to do something better than just drag myself over a hill.

Drag is a great word for riding a bicycle. Sometimes the bike drags you along. Sometimes you’re doing everything you can to get from here to there, or emptying your mind so that nothing in it prohibits you from getting from here to there. Drag is a great word. But it wasn’t the proper word to describe my third trip up the second hill. It really needs a full phrase rather than a simple word.

“Avoiding falling over from the combined effects of gravity, friction and inertial mass” would have been more appropriate.

But a lovely, sunny, slightly coolish day to ride for an hour. Sadly the total elevation gained was nothing to brag about, and I’ve already spent four paragraphs on this.

Did work. I wrote things. Emailed people, solved problems, caused other ones. I fleshed out lesson plans, assignments and a few readings. I have some more of those to do.

I did research. I held the cat.

I wrote a letter of recommendation. I like these; the students that ask for them manage to be great students and I’m happy to say “He is a young man of fine character” or “I give her my full recommendation.” Great students deserve the kudos.

Also wrote a letter, an honest to goodness piece of correspondence. I typed it, because I like the recipient and I wouldn’t wish my handwriting upon her. She is an elderly lady that my mother semi-adopted, one of those sweet grandmotherly types you’d like to hug up and squeeze and she wouldn’t complain about the pressure because, you know, hugs. Figured I’d send her a little note, realized I don’t have much to say — but you knew that already, right? — made a resolution to do interesting things and then just summed up January. Play with the font and size for longer than necessary — as is my right — printed it and folded it up in an envelope.

Now, stamps. They still make those, right? He said in that coy way that suggests his habits and patterns have yielded to an ignorance which surpasses the need for understanding an ancient device thereby rendering it culturally irrelevant. There are stamps around here somewhere. At least you don’t have to lick them anymore, and for that I say the USPS should get whatever subsidy they want. The downside is that you can’t buy stamps at many post offices anymore, we get ours at the grocery store of all places, so I say we take away every subsidy the USPS has ever been granted.

I think I’ve just taken a step toward solving the nation’s financial problems.

I dropped off a prescription in the drop off line at the pharmacy. They have two lanes for cars. “Full service” and “Drop off only.” There was one car in the drop off lane and three on the full service side. No brainer. Four cars passed through the full service line while I waited for the one to finish in the drop off only lane.

But there was a nice lady on the other end of the magical speaker when I finally made it there. Put your date of birth and phone number on the script. Drop it in the magical drug provider tube, press send. (Note to self, the pharmacy tube system does not have the plastic container like banks use. Also, they do not hand out suckers.) The pleasant voice said she had the doctor’s note.

Would you like to wait?

No.

Would you like me to text you at this number when your prescription is filled?

Yes, that would be great.

OK, will do and thanks.

Ninety minutes later my phone buzzed. Someone in a pharmacy 1.5 miles away had counted out pills and put them in a plastic bottle and placed that in a paper bag and stapled on a little page of information and directions and it was all ready for me to pick up any time. And I haven’t seen anyone.

What a world we live in.

Visited the grocery store for potato salad purposes. We made ribs tonight, had a guest and I had to pick up a side item. I wandered around looking at cans of things, bags of things and boxes of things.

For no reason other than that I was standing there, here is a picture of the tea section:

tea

On the top left there is a Candy Cane Lane tea, which sounds far better than the green tea it actually is. There’s Black Cherry Berry and Country Peach Passion (The neighbors WILL talk about that one.) There are samplers and the regional and national brands. They show off the tea, delicious and mouth-watering in those carefully focus grouped and air brushed photos of tea pitchers.

Some of those generics are steeping in pots, so you can’t see their shame.

I love tea. We have a cabinet full of the stuff. We just accumulate it somehow. Really, the store should visit us to keep their tea aisle stocked. I even used it once in a science experiment in high school, dropping an egg from great height. Tea leaves, if you didn’t know, are a great insulator. Arthur C. Clarke taught me that in Ghost from the Grand Banks, a story which should have culminated in 2012. (We’re now out-pacing near-future science fiction, think about that.) My egg survived the drop, by the way. Seems tea leaves can do other things, too. Tea leaves, they are multipurpose.

Anyway. Potato salad, babyback ribs for dinner, company for the evening, seconds because of the hills. Had a great time just sitting around the dining room table telling stories. Lovely way to end a day. Helped rest the legs, too.

There’s a new picture on the Tumblr today, and more on Twitter. Do check them out, if you like. Now, to go read.


19
Jan 13

Kentucky at Auburn

It was a sell out crowd. The student body were ready to take on a ring of gladiators.

Arena

The university posthumously retired Mike Mitchell’s jersey. He played decades ago, but remains the leading rebounder and second leading scorer in team history.

Gus Malzahn, the new head football coach delivered pizzas and energy drinks to the students who’d lined up hours before the game and only littered some after their impromptu snack. Malzahn spoke at the half, making 9,000 people in the building wish it was April already.

Charles Barkley spoke to the audience, welcomed Kentucky, called Auburn a nation and then, later, went on television and said this:

But the big event was the game itself. A plucky Auburn team who managed to win their first two games in conference play and then lost on the road at the end of two overtimes against Arkansas was on this night hosting defending national champion Kentucky. But this Kentucky team is not the Kentucky of old. Oh, they are loaded, but the conventional wisdom is that they aren’t playing up to their ability.

So naturally they put it all together tonight. Auburn got caught looking at the royal Kentucky blue and suffered their biggest home loss in the Tony Barbee era as they shot 35 percent from the field and went 0-15 on three-point attempts.

So it was a tough night for basketball, but they often are.

But we had fun:

Yankee

Several friends were in town from Birmingham for the game. We caught up, told jokes, made fun of basketball, made fun of people staggering around. Had a lovely time.