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13
Oct 12

Auburn is unfortunately bad at football

As in, unfortunately bad. And they are not just bad, but also unfortunately bad. This morning was the fourth 11 a.m. kickoff of the year, which is a good measuring stick for your team’s play.

We watched the game on television, because it was in Oxford. I tweeted things, as many of us do these days. In my mind, this is all about the coaching. The players are giving it their all, but they aren’t being put in, or finding a lot of places to be successful right now. Tough to watch, but worse for them, I’m sure.

Two of the things I wrote:

“Third and 13, stay on this side of the orange sticks, y’all.” That’s good coordinating.

You can’t figure out what Scot Loeffler is doing? Don’t worry. The players don’t understand it either. I blame the coordinator.

I feel for the seniors who are on that side of the ball. They deserve better than this. They all do, really. The coordinator, Loeffler, is in over his head. Gene Chizik apologized to fans last week. Who knows what he’ll say about a 41-20 loss to Ole Miss which allowed the Rebels to break a 16-game conference losing streak.

Auburn, meanwhile, is 4-8 in the SEC since the national championship. They’ve lost six in a row to conference opponents — four of them highly ranked — by a combined score of 192-68. So it hasn’t even been particularly close.

If you look at a head-to-head comparison of the three worst seasons of Auburn football this century, the data points aren’t close there either. This, from Justin Lee, says it all.

You decide:

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For something more fun than this, I’ve gotten caught up on the photo galleries. I had to catch up from almost the exact moment I ruined summer. Anyway. Here’s July. There’s August. And here’s September.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a dinner date. The Smiths are joining the Willis (Willisi?) this evening.


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Oct 12

Arkansas at Auburn (who is not very good)

It was a beautiful day to be outside. And a lovely afternoon to watch two struggling teams see who could struggle the least and overcome the most. It was a beautiful day to be outside.

Arkansas’ Tyler Wilson drove his team down the field on their opening drive and set up a field goal try. The Hogs missed.

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Nova flew. I have a huge panaroma of it I’ll show off later this week.

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Tre Mason carried the ball six times for 32 yards. This was Auburn’s second-leading rusher.

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Onterio McCalebb had seven carries for just 24 yards. He remains 11th on the all time school rushing list. He’s now fifth all time in kickoff yards and sixth all time in all purpose yards. This is a rough way to experience a senior season:

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Kiehl Frazier rushed five times. In the college game sack yardage is subtracted from rushing totals. He was sacked four times, so he had -25 yards rushing on the day.

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Aubie throws pigs in a blanket to kids. Razorbacks, Hogs, pigs in a blanket. Get it?

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Kiehl Frazier was nine of 14 for 118 yards with one interception. It was, in some respects, perhaps his most manageable performance of the season. Still not convinced Scot Loeffler, the new offensive coordinator, is setting him up to succeed. They pulled the sophomore at halftime.

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Angelo Blackson is a beast, but Tyler Wilson found Dennis Johnson. The running back caught four passes for 15 yards.

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Aubie just wants to bang on his drum all day.

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I just like this one because it shows how close blocked kicks can be. Zach Hooker was one of three for the day.

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Trey Flowers (86) of Huntsville, Ala., had a great day. He had three-and-a-half sacks totaling 39 yards. Think he was inspired to play in his home state?

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And now, a series of fan shots:

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That is a bedazzled phone:

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Old school hat. I bet he’s a graduate of API.

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We’re all sad at halftime. Auburn is not playing well.

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It is almost like the offense is handcuffed. I blame the offensive coordinator.

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The fans are wondering what is going on out there?

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But, hey! Look who’s on the field!

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Clint Mosely, much as he did last year, was called into action to start the second half of a game where the offense was underperforming. It felt that he was a bit more in command of things, where the younger Frazier still looks a bit hesitant.

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And the defense has been growing up recently. Jake Holland puts pressure on the quarterback:

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But Tyler Wilson kept finding open receivers. Here’s Dennis Johnson again.

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Aubie got his roll on, even as it became clear that the Tigers were going to lose:

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Though it was hardly all roses for Clint Moseley he went 13 of 21 with two interceptions and was sacked four times for a loss of 41(!) yards he did produce the one score of the day, play-faking and then looking to the corner of the field:

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And Moseley found Emory Blake, who made the catch, turned and dived inside the pylon. That score moved Blake into a tie for fifth all-time in receiving touchdowns. He finished the day tied for 10th all-time in receiving yards.

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I don’t why this guy put this on. It was 85 degrees:

Say Tigers!

Auburn lost 24-7, falling to 1-4 on the year. So we’ll fall back on the old saying “War Eagle anyway.”

Still number one in the hearts of fans, though.


29
Sep 12

A Saturday mishmash

Something I wrote, and photographs I took, last spring made it on to the Smithsonian Magazine’s website.

It has some formatting problems that weren’t there in my submission or the version they returned to double check. No matter. There’s a better, longer version, published here, but, still, Smithsonian.

This is hardly the biggest thing in the world or even the best publication news I’ve had in the last month. But I get to say I’m published on the Smithsonian’s site.

Again.

Back in the old days — and I mean about 1996, which is in no way old, or far enough removed to suggest they are the old days — I perfected my dry sarcasm and speed typing on a chatroom site that doesn’t seem to exist anymore. As we have learned is the norm, a bigger company bought the little company. They made changes, ruined the aesthetic and people left. Some of those people stuck together on ICQ. My ICQ number, which I can’t grab at just this moment, was shockingly low. But the friends stuck together, from Maryland and out west and the Deep South and somewhere in London and in Australia.

One by one they all sort of fell away. Life demanded them. They grew bored. They lost their password or their Internet connection. And finally that group was down to just two people. So there was me and this Australian lady. We’d talked for a couple of years by then. Carol was friendly, and liked folk music and all manner of interesting decorative styles. She worked in the government in Canberra and had a big burly husband who sounded hysterical.

We even talked on the phone a few times. We discussed the virtues of the Australian accent in the United States and my accent, which she found charming, in Australia. I was well underway in my broadcast career by then and thinking a lot about sound. Carol figured I could do very well in Australia. I hatched the sort of plan that you never even try to implement — summer in Australia wooing girls with my southern accent and then running from the winter there to have summer at home in the States, wooing girls with a blended Aussie, Southern accent.

She was my mother’s age, almost. So I jokingly called her my Internet mom. Or, mum, being Australian and all. Her parents were English, but she was raised in Australia, so she had a terrific mixture of both sense of humor. She was a sweet lady.

And yesterday she found me on Twitter.

“You remember me!” she said.

It was the biggest, dumbest smile of the day, lasting into the afternoon.

Saw that this is closing.

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Sent the picture to The War Eagle Reader. They made a few calls and turned it into a story.

I have claimed DIBS! on the neon sign out front. You. Can’t. Have. It.

Legendary Auburn quarterback Pat Sullivan told me his Heart of Auburn story last year:

Sullivan looks at his career through those relationships he’s cultivated along the way. His Heisman Trophy experience was no different.

Back in those days the announcement came as a halftime feature during the Georgia-Georgia Tech game. Instead of being on the front row in New York, Sullivan was in Auburn.

“We were actually at practice that day because we had Alabama on Saturday. My parents had come down to hear the announcement … Our TV went on the blink so we had to go rent a room at the Heart of Auburn. We watched it on TV just like everybody else,” Sullivan said.

Sullivan, perhaps the last Heisman Trophy winner to stay at the Heart of Auburn, says his room number has been lost to history. There are plenty of clear memories from the night, though.

“After the announcement we went back over to (Beard-Eaves-Memorial) Coliseum and all my teammates, coaches and their families, (Auburn President Dr. Harry) Philpot and Coach Jeff Beard (then the Auburn athletic director) were all there and I was able to share that with them. That was something that I’ll never forget because I know I didn’t win it by myself, they were a part of it.”

Remember, I’m claiming the neon sign out front.

Links: Iranian news agency uses The Onion. And that says pretty much everything about the gulf between two cultures.

Hints that water once flowed on Mars. In every previous instance of water in human history scientists have found life. Does that project out to Mars?

Sadly, Birmingham News staffers depart as paper ceases daily publication. On Monday the new company, Alabama Media Group opens for business. I have friends and colleagues at both. There are plenty of talented and caring people involved. I project, after a slow start, big things.

Presidential ad spending soars past $700 million means I’m glad I don’t live in a battleground state.

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23
Sep 12

Catching up

The all pictures Sunday feature, this time in a pleasing all football format.

When the second-ranked team in the country comes to town, and the home team has started their season 1-2, the tickets are easy to come by. And they are hard to sell. There were a lot of after-market opportunities on Saturday:

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The ever popular crowd shots:

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This guy can wear this as a team shirt, or as a bowling jersey. Nice to know LSU has the same priorities. Actually, when the LSU fans we were talking with asked everyone in our section to beat Bama, and all of the Auburn people asked for the same favor. That’s as good a way to say goodbye as any, I guess.

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Aubie fills in on the drumline from time to time.

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Nova in flight during the pregame ceremonies:

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The game itself was energetic affair. LSU is not as good as their ranking would seem, it seems. Auburn is, perhaps, not as bad their start would suggest.

Michael Ford gained 42 yards on eight carries and added the only touchdown of the game for LSU:

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You’d run far away, if you were Ford, and big Angelo Blackson was bearing down on you. He’s 6-foot-4, 308 pounds and can move. He’s just a sophomore:

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Zach Mettenberger flips a ball out to Spencer Ware. Ware ran for 90 yards on 16 carries and caught two passes for 44 yards. That guy was almost the only productive part of the entire sputtering LSU offense. Mettenberger went 15 of 27 for 169 yards, not the road game debut he’d hoped for.

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Kiehl Frazier was 13 of 22 for only 97 yards and two interceptions. Not the home game he was hoping for:

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It doesn’t look like it here, but Gabe Wright, 90, just delivered a forearm to the LSU running back. And the running back bounced backward two yards. Can’t wait to see Wright play more, he’s a beast:

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More crowd shots:

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A member of the Tiger Paws:

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Russell Shepard only had two carries for seven yards, but they came on the decisive drive as LSU moved down into field goal position.

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Onterio McCalebb had a slow night, but despite that he moved into seventh place all time at Auburn in career yards. He also became the first Auburn player ever to earn 2,000 yards rushing, 1,000 yards on kick returns and 500 yards receiving. Not bad for a guy generously listed at 5 foot 11 and 173 pounds:

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Tre Mason led Auburn in rushing, with 54 yards on nine carries:

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Barkevious Mingo and Eric Reid combine on the tackle to bring down Mason after a gain of eight yards near midfield:

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Kiehl Frazier surveys the field as he tries to move Auburn across midfield and into field goal range to try to win the game. He was unfortunately unsuccessful.

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The Golden Band from Tigerland are always great performers:

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22
Sep 12

LSU at Auburn

Second-ranked LSU visited Auburn. The good Tigers were three touchdown underdogs. We always win the pregame:

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Auburn played LSU extremely tough. The defense moved faster and forced a few key turnovers. Our Tigers were leading at the half, despite a still-struggling offense:

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Some odd play calling and an offense that can’t move the ball means LSU wins, every time, despite an Auburn defense that refused to give in. LSU won 12-10, but it felt a lot like Auburn should be able to take the victory, so the gratification of not watching them get beaten up was replaced by the frustration of what should have been.

At least we got to enjoy the Golden Band from Tigerland.

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Up next for Auburn is a bye week, and then Arkansas, who lost at home to Rutgers tonight. Elsewhere, Alabama defeated the mighty Florida Atlantic 40-7. UAB almost ruined Ohio State’s season. Looking at the stats, it is hard to see how the Buckeyes managed to win, but they held off UAB 29-15. Samford, meanwhile, came from behind on the road to beat Western Carolina 25-21, giving them a 4-0 start for the first time since 1995.