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May 12

Grading things that need to be graded

That time of the year. This is finals week. Grades are due next Monday. I have papers and things to read. That will be a lot of the rest of the week.

And also baseball.

The last peanuts of the season:

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One of my favorite things to say this baseball season has been commenting on the ingenious of these legumes. You drop them, you can still eat them!

It truly is the little things.

Auburn romped to an 11-3 victory over FAMU last night. That game was over in the first. Tonight’s game had a less desirable outcome.

Auburn let a two-run lead slip away when Jacksonville State scored four times in the fourth. The Gamecocks added two more runs in the fifth and another pair in the seventh. Auburn had responded with one run in the fifth frame and then four more in the seventh.

The Tigers trailed by one as they headed to the bottom of the ninth. Auburn stranded three runners and that’s where the last non-conference game of the year ended. Auburn lost 8-7, having committed three more errors which led to two runs.

So they’re hovering near .500. They’ve clinched an appearance in the conference tournament, but you have to have a winning record to be eligible for the NCAA tournament. And, to close the season, Auburn hosts third-ranked Florida this weekend. No biggie.

Fun note: If you go to Chipotle and put on a show for the people working behind the counter they’ll write on your aluminum foil-covered burrito:

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14
May 12

A gunpowder tale

And now, a story from Saturday.

As mentioned here previously we met a very nice guy at his barbecue joint for lunch. The owner, who was busy cooking in the back, came out to talk to everyone to check on our meals. Somehow we got on the subject of being from out of town. These folks are from Birmingham. He’s from Savannah. We’re from Auburn. There’s a wedding, and so on.

Somehow we got on the subject of The Yankee being from Connecticut.

I think he even called her a Yankee.

He then reached into the pocket of his overalls and pulled out a .45. She jumped. We laughed. It was a great joke.

She was genuinely afraid, but he was just making a joke, of course. She tried to hide behind me. Someone pointed out she’d need to get more cover than that.

Sometime later he went back out to his truck and brought back his AR-15.

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Not to worry. He cleared it. Someone else at the table cleared it. I cleared it. And then we gave it to her.

Several years ago someone let her hold a 9 mm and she felt nauseated. Two years ago she shot her first gun, a .22 rifle. Look at her now. (You should see the picture where she shows off her war face.)

The best part: Talking about it later she was recounting how truly scared she was when Big Will pulled out his pistol. The rest of us, all four from the South, agreed that there was nothing to this at all. He was, of course, wearing overalls.

But, yes, he was a very nice guy, with plenty of ammunition.


13
May 12

Happy Mother’s Day!

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12
May 12

The big day

The deed is done. Wendy walked down the aisle on her father’s arm, in the same church where her parents were married 37 years ago. Her groom was down there, standing next to his sweating, gum-chewing best man, one of his brothers. Across from them was the maid of honor, of course, and between them all the old preacher, the man who married Wendy’s parents 37 years ago.

I didn’t take any pictures of the wedding. What I tried to shoot of the reception didn’t turn out very well. There is low lighting in the reception area of the 202-year-old country church. (I heard differing stories, but I’m going with this being the original location, but a slightly more modern building. I’m thinking post-1930s based on the architecture.)

This is the groom’s cake, a traditional thing I’ve come to loathe. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen one that looked nice. I’ve seen great feats of cakemanship, don’t get me wrong. I’ve seen Millennium Falcons, turtles and football stadiums all brought to life in amazing detail. At the end of the day, though, they were spaceships, reptiles and football stadiums.

And then there was this one. The groom is a Georgia fan.

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But the bride is an Auburn alumnae. She secretly had the cake done up in orange and blue. The mother of the bride stood by me as they started to cut it.

“Watch this,” she said.

We thought she’d stab that dog in the eye, but it was a simple cut that brought about the desired reaction.

One of the groom’s brothers began to bark, because that’s what people from Georgia do. Someone started with the War Eagle reply, which turned into a loud cheer into on drowning out the offending canines.

One of the family’s guests took part, but he’s an Alabama fan. His golf cart, they say, is decked out in the script A and various other crimson clan signage. He found himself screaming War Eagle. Couldn’t help himself, he said. (Sometimes this college identity thing gets carried far, far overboard.)

The bride had a beautiful dress. Everyone looked lovely and happy.

It rained, which wasn’t ironic at all.

We met Big Will today. Brian, Elizabeth, Ashley, The Yankee and I stopped in his barbecue joint on the strength of reviews on Urban Spoon.

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He walked over to our table to check on our lunch.

Big Will is a retired millwright, who walked away from the machining business after 23 years to open this restaurant last year. He started barbecuing, he said, after his son got in a car accident. He’d felt a need to come up with something his family could do together.

His future daughter-in-law waited on us. His daughter played a guitar and sang. She was great. She’d even appeared on American Idol, they said.

He’s working 17-hour days, making the most lean brisket you’ve ever seen. He’s got a great pork plate — the standard by which you judge any barbecue joint. It just got better as you went on.

His menu boasted the best potato salad in Jackson. I can confidently say it is the best potato salad I’ve ever had in that fine town. The baked beans were just about the best thing ever. It’s the toughest job he’s ever had, he said, and has brought his whole family together.

Just a super nice guy. Everyone there was great, genuine, earnest, good folks. You meet them and you realize how badly you want them to succeed. I’d eat there all the time if we were local.

So the next time you’re in Jackson, stop by for a bite. Tell Big Will hello.


10
May 12

The nonexistent slings and unpainful arrows

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For those who have never been to Price’s Barbecue House — I’m sorry and you should fix that as soon as possible — they are set up to take your order at the counter, hand the ticket to their right while you get settled at a table. After an appropriate amount of time spent thinking about the delicious food you are about to receive one of the nice guys running the short order grill calls your name. You go collect your food and eat this delicious meal they have prepared for you.

Mr. Price sometimes takes the order. More often than not, of late, one of the ladies working there is running the front counter. Mr. Price, as I’ve mentioned here before, remembers me. I visited the place so much during undergrad that last fall he asked if I was back or just visiting. That was more than a decade and thousands of customers ago.

(I’ve eaten a lot of food here. And, while it is still sensibly priced, I just had a flash of memory: is it possible that my breakfast here once cost $2.17? Surely not. That seems shockingly low, even for a century ago, especially for the golden age of the 1990s. Another number pops in my head: $5.45? My memory can’t be trusted. That was in the last century, mind you.)

Anyway, Mr. Price remembers me. The ladies, one of them at least, doesn’t recall my name, but she remembers the usual breakfast we order. This new lady, though … Last week she wrote my name as she did above. I thought that perhaps she spelled it phonetically. Perhaps, I reasoned, a little of my north Alabama accent had slipped into my name as I told her the order. Maybe I’d done as much of my family does and made it sound like an I. Today I was very deliberate with the pronunciation, just out of curiosity.

“Kenny.”

And, again, she wrote: Kinny.

And that might have been the worst thing that happened today.

I’ve got it made, I tell ya.

Also, I have a big stack of papers to grade. So, if you’ll pardon me …