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26
Jan 15

Welcome back

Who knows how long this will last, but as we’ve taken great nostalgic joy in noting the gas price signs in movies, we may as well document this unintentional slide in gas prices. Thanks, Saudis.

gas

Who, here, ever says that, by the way? In November of 2008 gas was nationally dipping to $1.87 — and there was no mention of the Middle East in the story. That was my first fall at Samford. We are typically a bit below the national average, but I can’t readily find a state story to verify it for that time.

Anyway, today was the first day of classes. Got into the office, noticed with resigned expectation that the printer was on the fritz. It wouldn’t be a Monday or a first day of classes if you can’t print.

And it isn’t like I ask it to print a lot. I’m going to print one syllabus here and then go down to the copy room where the Xerox machine lives and make duplicates for everyone. That machine staples. And collates. And faxes. It will also send an autoreply to those Nigerian prince emails and give you periodic updates of your stock portfolio. The Xerox machine is nice.

The HP in my office has a minimum state unsteady aerodynamic force coefficient matrix of what constitutes a paper jam is something the guys at JPL are still working on. It is a highly sensitive 20th century machine and it “jams” constantly. Take it apart and you find a wave in the paper barely perceptible to a Lilliputian’s most sensitive measuring equipment has caused the problem.

So, no, I’m not concerned about the machines taking over, just yet.

Class was fun. Met a room full of students, sitting in the room where I did my job interview several years ago. I’ve never actually taught in that room, though, until today. I sat at the front of the room, as I did on that August day, when I learned beyond doubt there’s no such thing as “summer wool.” Happily, they liked what I had to say and I’ve been having a great time working there ever since.

This class is on storytelling, so today we talked about the various challenges and obstacles. We’ll spend a day or two on information glut and go from there.

And the rest of my day was spent making phone calls. The last round of recruiting calls of the year. There are 220-some high school students on my list. I spend a lot of time on the phone. This was not one of those things we discussed in that interview, but it helps the department, which has a story to tell, a good one, and we think that those seniors should hear it.

It helps them make decisions, we figure, between how the campus sells itself and all of the literature we send them over time and then these high touch phone calls — and have you heard about our scholarships yet? — and then in the next year or so they are showing up in my classes. There are three or four from this class today whose names I remember from an old spreadsheet.

And that, I suppose, helps pay for the gas in my car.

So we’ve come full circle.


25
Jan 15

Catching up

The weekly post of extra pictures, things we haven’t seen because they haven’t found a home. Until now.

She’s taking pictures of the birds in Miami. Or she’s trying to make a call. Maybe they had a better cell seagull than she did:

Ren

That was so bad it may not even qualify as a pun.

We heard Party in the USA and as I feel inexplicably compelled to document where I am at that moment in time … this is where I was sitting, on the back of a cruise ship in the Caribbean. Not bad:

Party

One of the docking mounts in Curacao:

Curacao

Ordinarily I don’t care for pictures of signs, but this warning in St. Lucia seemed worth noting:

sign

At port in St. Kitts:

Eclipse

Seeing the cruise ship from another vessel, at St. Lucia:

Eclipse

A note on trophies, at the museum display in the Auburn Arena:

sign

That trophy from the first Iron Bowl is just sitting down there, off its stand:

trophy

Shame, too. It is a nice piece:

trophy


23
Jan 15

Three quick observations

Anyone know what this is?

La Ronde

Two hints. First, the seal, which is awesome, says “La Ronde.” Second, it doesn’t have anything to do with bicycles.

Saw this sign today:

La Ronde

It could be that they are saying they don’t think you’ll stick with your resolutions. Or they could be saying that maybe your troubles aren’t so bad, after all. Why, they’re positively just like those resolutions, which you probably won’t keep. Or maybe they have just resolved to state their resolutions in a concise manner. Then, you see, they are short, and wouldn’t it be nice if your troubles were equally short?

Or it could be that they are saying that resolutions are issues of choice. And how you handle them is a choice. So shouldn’t your troubles be those things, too?

But then again, “resolutions” is longer than “troubles.”

There’s a lot to consider in that sign. Two of my resolutions have expired just thinking about it.

Auburn gymnastics tonight, 6,200-plus were there:

Tigers upset the visiting 12th-ranked Arkansas squad. Looked good doing it, too. They host Air Force next week.

The La Ronde? It is a holder for an old bathroom air freshener, long since out of use. But, still, it hangs on a wall. Just waiting.


22
Jan 15

Things to read

I had a nice four-mile run today. First mile was great. I paid for it over the next three miles. In the third mile, though:

Crows

I thought they were hawks when they were flying. But it makes more sense to have a murder of crows rather than a flock of hawks. They were massive and there were at least 34 of them.

Things to read … since we haven’t seen this feature since the holidays:

First some, jobs/money news:

Alabama and Peru to sign trade memorandum

Polaris to add 1,700 jobs at massive Huntsville plant

Alabama DHR program to receive $41 million child care grant

Hoffman Media expands digital media division

Glad to see the multimedia growth for our friends at Hoffman. They were very successful in the magazine-only model for longer than most. Now, this diversification is a good move for them.

Here are a few news stories. Bureaucratic apologia, in three, two … Can America afford Obama’s two-year tuition proposal? Putting $60 billion in perspective. And by perspective, we mean in isolation. That makes everything look like a possible rounding error, and who can’t sympathize with that?

Glad we could finally see this through. Desmonte Leonard sentenced to life without parole for 2012 University Heights murders

I said last March, and again in September, Venezuela is key. The Impending Collapse Of Venezuela:

The falling oil price is causing a widening foreign exchange gap. Venezuela needs an oil price of $100 per barrel to balance its external accounts, but oil is falling rapidly towards $40 per barrel and so far, Venezuela has failed to persuade other oil producers to reduce production in order to support the price. Venezuela’s foreign exchange outflows now substantially exceed its inflows, not least because it is supporting a complex and unhelpful exchange rate system: its US$ reserves are down to $22bn and falling fast. Venezuela will probably attempt to staunch the bleeding with tighter price and exchange controls, but all this will do is accelerate demonetization of the economy as more and more trading shifts to the black market.

But the real issue is Venezuela’s domestic economic problems. Venezuela has been in deep recession for most of the last year. Its budget deficit in October 2014 – before the most recent catastrophic oil price falls – was 17%. Inflation is officially at 65%, unofficially probably far more. Import controls, inflation and the overvalued bolivar are causing shortages of essential goods.

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Fearful of public unrest escalating into something more serious, the government has now deployed troops to control queues of disgruntled shoppers at the country’s half-empty stores. And it has introduced a system of rationing, limiting shoppers to two days per week at government-controlled stores. As Bloomberg cynically put it, “Venezuela reduces lines by trimming shoppers, not shortages”.

President Maduro returned empty-handed from his recent whirlwind global tour: China didn’t want to lend him any money, and oil producers didn’t want to cut production.

Being a resource-dependent economy doesn’t seem like the best idea, but that’s Venezuela at this point.

And, now, two Journalism reads. First, here’s a journalism dean who wants to curb journalism. Wickham: ‘Charlie Hebdo’ crosses the line

Jeff Jarvis, indirectly, puts the lie to all of that. Free speech is not a privilege. It is a journalistic responsibility.

Standing for free speech is not American. It is logical. If one allows a government to control—to censor—offensive speech, then no speech will be allowed, except that which government approves, for any speech can offend anyone and then all speech is controlled.

The idea that speech should be controlled to limit offense is itself offensive to the principles of a free, open, and modern society. That is what the Charlie Hebdo murders teach us.

Some quick marketing links:

An Old Fogey’s Analysis of a Teenager’s View on Social Media

What Budweiser is teaching us about marketing to millenials

The 4 types of audio that people share

4 Ways Marketers Can Learn From a Journalist’s Approach to Content Planning

Smartphones and live sporting events

I love the data in that last link. It just screams at the need for athletic departments — professional clubs, colleges high schools, what have you — to be proactive with their audiences.
Let’s make this simple. You are in the business of providing a source of entertainment. Your audience has determined that their new toys and tools and platforms suit them. Join them there. Be loud.

And that has to mean more than “Write #GoTeam on your tweets and we’ll select the best ones to put on the big screen!”

Here’s a read to help remind you that exercise should be fun: Recovering Athlete Finds Hope in an Indoor Tri:

As she prepared to start the Indoor Tri presented by IRONMAN and Lifetime Fitness, Gluck was filled with doubts of whether her body (specifically her leg) could hold up for the 10-minute swim, 30-minute bike and 20-minute run. Setting a new PR, placing top ten in the age category—all those goals she’d had as a top age-group athlete were replaced with a simpler goal: finishing.

It’s been a long road since the September day in 2012 that Gluck was hit. She doesn’t remember anything about the accident. She was in a coma for over two weeks and suffered a traumatic brain injury. A section of her skull was removed to help with the swelling. Much of her body has been put back together over multiple surgeries, with titanium rods, screws and plates in her knee, clavicle, femur and hip.

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Still struggling with balance issues, so there is no real time frame for when she might be able to ride her bike outside again. For now she grins and bears it, riding her bike on the trainer set up in her room. “They don’t give me time frames,” Gluck says, clearly frustrated. For now, she wants to continue to strengthen her leg, and work on what she considers her biggest limiter by entering more 5k’s.

The things which we would take for granted are the ones we should cherish the most.

That was worth reading, no?


21
Jan 15

My good, delayed, fortune

We don’t eat Chinese terribly often, but the nice lady that runs our favorite restaurant knows us. She knows where we work and our names and, on the phone, when we tell her our orders, she says “Oh hi, Mr. Smith.” Because we are predictable. Also because she has an amazing capacity for knowing her clientele.

I noticed that we developed another little habit, one I doubt she knows. The last two times we’ve ordered takeout from there we did not eat our fortune cookies. We have four on a countertop, 2014 fortune cookies. I tried two tonight, thinking they might have gone stale, but was pleased to learn the manufacturer is using industrial grade cellophane.

This brings up a question. We all agree that the fortunes don’t apply to the person that puts them in the cookie, or just on the day they are placed there. (What? Your fortunes aren’t handwritten? One of us is doing this wrong.) Do they apply only on the day that they are given and purchased? What if I wait several days, or weeks, before I enjoy them?

I ask because of the four I could choose from tonight, these are the two fortunes I got, in sequence.

That has to mean something, right?

I choose to view this as a good thing.