weekend


23
Aug 14

Do you have the Internet?

We don’t have an Internet connection. Scientists can beam a laser-based long-distance data transmission to the moon for an Internet connection. That impressive feat does nothing to get the wonderful, lovely, talented people at Charter to talk about what seems to be happening to their entire network.

Thus demonstrating the fragility of the Internet of Things. And thus making people wonder “What do I do in this World Without the Internet of Things!?”

This is a trying time for many. But at least we still have power, conversation and books. We have phones, analog diversions and cable.

Went out for lunch at the little cafe that is attached to the back of the little vegetable shop that orbits the little nursery here in town. The peaches were perfectly scented — just enough to overpower the vague presence of dirt and sawdust and not so much as to overwhelm.

peaches

Remember how, the other day, I said “(W)e have a series of triple-digit heat index days ahead. Summer finally showed up, he said for probably the second or third time this summer.”

Yeah.

temp

Car thermometers are notoriously inaccurate, so that is mostly just for the fun of the picture. But it is hot.


17
Aug 14

Catching up

The weekly post that highlights pictures I haven’t placed anywhere else here yet. Let’s get to it, then.

We went out for Chinese recently. As is the custom — because this is what makes them come true — I took a picture of the fortunes:

fortunes

Allie enjoying a lazy afternoon in her tunnel:

Allie

Here’s brunch, which was pretty good, fried chicken and johnny cakes. It featured Chilton County peaches, pecan smoked bacon (yeah, that was good), toasted pecans, arugula and maple syrup.

brunch


16
Aug 14

The grasshoppers at play

We saw this guy on the deck at the pool.

grasshopper

We spent about seven hours there tonight, no kidding. It was a very nice time. Brian also invented a new hamburger for us, which was the other highlight of a fine Saturday.

Here are a few links for you to enjoy, just in case you aren’t at the pool, too.

There are some good points here. Some pertinent realities. John A. MacArthur says the internet makes bad journalism. He has a point. There are also some realities that can’t be ignored. That doesn’t make them better, or worse, but they remain our realities.

Pop-up ad creator: ‘I’m sorry’ There’s a great line in “The Execution of Noa P. Singleton,” dealing with a much, much heftier theme than pop up ads, but let’s consider it anyway:

But you see, the problem is that apologies are really just little weeds that grow over monuments and headstones. They keep coming back, but never stop ruining what lies beneath. If an apology is truly authentic, the pain is supposed to stop. Right?

A Medicare scam that just kept rolling:

This summer, in a Los Angeles courtroom, Bonilla described the workings of a peculiar fraud scheme that — starting in the mid-1990s — became one of the great success stories in American crime.

The sucker in this scheme was the U.S. government. That wasn’t the peculiar part.

Somewhere between here and $8.2 billion dollars were tied into the scheme. No one knows how much, though.

My toes are raw. I’ve checked them several times tonight, just to see if they were bleeding. But the pool has been fun.


10
Aug 14

Catching up

The post with extra pictures returns to the place that needs them most, the Sunday space on this sleepy little site. Let’s get on with it, then.

Sometimes you just have to go to the big box stores. My second cousin needed a toy and candy and I needed to have some keys duplicated. Somewhere in all that I found a Spiderman mask. Why wouldn’t you take that opportunity?

spiderme

These aren’t, by any means, the largest elephant ears my grandmother has ever grown, but they are pretty.

spiderme

She’s growing things that she says are from Africa on her porch right now, huge plants that are probably trees that are threatening to overtake the place. And then she tells me she can’t grow anything, that it was really her mother that had the green thumb. A lifetime of evidence to the contrary.

Listened to this on the drive home on the 1940s channel. I’ll take it as a sign of good radio programming. Also, there are no vocals in this song:

spiderme

Hodges Chapel, on the Samford University campus. I shoot this building a lot, I know, but it is on the way to my building. Also, see the crane in the background? That’s working on the construction site for the new business building, which everyone is excited to see completed:

spiderme

Allie is enjoying her afternoon nap, or she would be if only I would stop disturbing her for pictures:

spiderme


9
Aug 14

Nixon on the subway

I was raised in a suburban and exurban lifestyle. It was grand. And, like so many Americans, that involved cars. Many cars. A lot of miles. A great deal of time on interstates and highways.

So, when I was however old I was, when I spent time on a mass transit bus and subway systems I noticed something. Everyone on board the thing would rather be somewhere else. Anywhere else. It is an energy-sapping experience and you can see it on everyone’s faces.

I make the joke, which my beautiful wife hates, that it is like “Lord of the Flies.” She hates it because she’s spent plenty of times on the subway, so she always rolls her eyes, which means the jokes continue until someone inevitably brings up the conch shell.

Well. I’m going to take this video as a piece of evidence for my side of the joke. The Broadway cast from “The Lion King” delivered a performance on the subway. Watch the commuters:

In contrast, when the Australian cast did it earlier this year, people actually enjoyed themselves. And they were on a plane:

Which brings up a good idea. If you’re organizing a flash mob — and why are you doing that, again? — you might want to have four or five people who have the very important job of acting shocked and amazed.

If you’re organizing a flash mob, be sure you top this one, which is perhaps the best one ever:

OK, one more video. This was 40 years ago, today, Richard Nixon had resigned amid the Watergate investigations, and was addressing the White House staff. It remains a fine speech lost in all of the important things that were happening.

He was wrong about one thing, well a few things, in that speech. There was a book written about his mother.

I wonder if Nixon would have liked The Lion King. I wonder what he would have been like on the the subway.

Something like this. Thanks, Internet.