weekend


13
Jun 10

A slow Sunday is everyone’s speed

I have friends who, as children, lived in the same town, grew up and got married. They knew each other in school, they’re from a small enough town that it isn’t hard to find yourself in someone’s orbit pretty regularly from an early age. As they were dating, they realized through the course of many conversations that they’d attended a lot of the same events — circuses, plays and so on — not together, but at the same time. It is a cute story, but a little less impressive than this:

Thirty years ago, when they lived in separate countries long before they met and married, a family shot of little Donna at Walt Disney World captured Alex in a stroller in the background.

[…]

That fateful realization came just one week before their wedding eight years ago. Alex and Donna had been going through old family snapshots. There, in the blurry background of a picture of 5-year-old Donna was 3-year-old Alex being pushed down Main Street at the same moment in 1980 by his father. The senior Voutsinas’s distinctive jet-black hair with its white tuft caught his eye.

If you read the comments you’ll find a handful of similar type stories. Some of them from people who grew up near each other, like my friends above, and others from different continents. It isn’t fate or destiny, but a curious quirk. Given how many millions of people are in relationships it would be more improbable to not hear stories like this.

Want mine? The Yankee and I actually worked at Clear Channel at the same time. Clear Channel is a big, big company, but we were actually in the same market at the same time, working for the same stations, but in different buildings. We just didn’t know each other. We met after we’d both moved on to different jobs, me to al.com and her to television.

Some such instances are obvious, others can be easily explained away, but sometimes the connections defy easy description. For an interesting academic discussion on the matter I point you to Jon Kleinberg. There was an informal Email experiment of Stanley Milgram’s small world theory a few years back.

I have about 230 friends on Facebook. I rarely visit the site, but I feel confident that everyone I know in real life on that site is my friend there. I do enjoy seeing how my friends know each other. Some of them make no geographical sense whatsoever, to the point I’ve had to write strangers and ask “How do you know these two separate, distant people?” The answers usually make a great deal of sense when you hear them. Usually.

They are neat stories, part of many families’ lore. It only helps that the Small World theme song is now stuck in all of our heads.

I recorded this one last December.

Pretty neat, right?

Nothing else to report. I’ve been editing photographs again this evening, having now published 298 from the honeymoon. That gets us through Ephesus, which was amazing. There are more here. Still a few more stops to edit, too!


12
Jun 10

1-1, ties have never been more satisfying

We’ve been planning our World Cup watch party for weeks. Every day, it seemed, the people that were going to attend and the place we’d watch our historic thrashing of England changed. Up to the 11th hour, it seemed, the location shifted again. Our friend Andrew — who will join the faculty at East Tennessee State this fall — was going to come up from Tuscaloosa to take in the game. He was going to bring some friends, but at the last minute the configuration changed.

We’d decided to watch at an Irish pub and restaurant, the thinking being that the best place to watch the English play would be with a bunch of Irish. This might have been a possibility in Birmingham, there are a few folks from Ireland here. Instead we went to a place in Tuscaloosa. There were no Irishmen, but plenty of Americans.

The referee in the match might as well have been from England. After going down a goal in the fourth minute, fighting off 11 English players, the officials and our own dreadfully thin backfield — can’t we pull some people of Ray Lewis’ size and demeanor into the program? — we watched the Americans fight their way back to a satisfying draw. That’s a victory for the U.S. and probably a total flop for the English side.

When the game was over the music came on, featuring the perfect draw musician: Jimmy Buffett. You aren’t happy with the draw, but pretend you are. We met a grown man in a Cookie Monster shirt. It suited him, and he was just one of the interesting characters. At one point a horn blew. Not a trumpet or a vuvuzela, but a big Lord of the Rings-type horn. It was a colorful afternoon.

Your current time and temperature.

Your current time and temperature.

That was what we saw when we got back in the car after dinner with Wendy. In a related story, it is June.


6
Jun 10

Cycling back to reality

I didn’t sleep nearly as long as I thought I would. I was fully prepared for a 22-hour Rip Van Winklian experience.

As has been the custom for a while now, a big day of travel requires a day of staring at the walls. I did laundry and started catching up. After the 17 days out of the country I have more than 150 Emails and 798 items in my RSS reader through which to navigate.

I spent all day on that and, well, at least I’m making a dent. I’d post links, but most of them are now a bit dated.

But I’ll give you this, mentioned yesterday, the Small Things I’m Looking Forward to At Home list.

  • Private dining tables with space between you and the next customers
  • Evenly paved roads
  • Not walking everywhere
  • Cheeseburgers
  • Drivers who obey a few of the traffic laws
  • Being in a structure that isn’t moving
  • The gym

These aren’t criticisms, but rather appreciations of our own routines.

It will be nice to relax a bit more in my daily travels. It will be lovely to have a private conversation at dinner. Every we were was very compact. We walked on so much marble and gravel and cobblestones that we wished, after a day or two, that we’d brought a pedometer — and ankle braces.

I’d longed for cheeseburgers very early on, which is ridiculous because we were eating incredibly delicious meals everywhere we went. Still, you just want a cheeseburger. We’re grilling out tomorrow night.

You think traffic is bad in your town? Drive in Istanbul.

I’m ready to be stationary. Aside from the last night in Rome we have to think hard back to the last time we weren’t inside something that was conveying us one way or another. This, isn’t a bad thing. We had perfect seas for the entire trip, on only one night could you really feel the ship swaying at all. But sitting still has its own pleasures.

As for the gym, I mentioned the food, right?

Wendy came over for dinner tonight. She wanted to go to Olive Garden. We just came back from Rome, and so we laughed at her.

I mentioned the Auburn people we met in Rome, Athens and Pompeii, but it was still nice to hear a familiar accent. Maybe that should have made the list.

Speaking of Auburn people, did I mention that the guy in the stateroom next to ours was an Alabama graduate? Small world, indeed.

So I’m trying to catch up. Expect this to be a very redundant read until I get back up to speed. But enough about me: How’ve you been?


5
Jun 10

Returning home (or: How Kelly almost stranded us in London)

On the one hand, it doesn’t take weeks to do this like it did, just a few generations ago.

But then again, this is one long day.

We caught a cab from the hotel to the airport, which is just outside of Rome. There is a fixed fee rule for cabs in Rome, so at a certain point you just pay the maximum. The hotel called us a cab and we were picked up by a guy in a suit and a Mercedes Benz van, which seemed a bit odd, but the price was right.

And riding to the airport — rather than walking to the train station, fighting luggage, exiting the train and then figuring out the airport — was absolutely the right choice. Our flight out of Rome was around 10 a.m. We left a bit late, but with no problem. From Rome to London is just over two hours. We had a small layover at Heathrow, but our plane couldn’t find a place to park. So we waited on the tarmac at London. And then we moved to another space.

We breezed through the first two stages of airport hassle with great ease, but I realized that was foreshadowing.

British airport security operates under a model of dispassion and inefficiency to which the TSA aspires. Somehow we packed a snow globe in the carry on luggage. You couldn’t just see that through the x-ray machine, but have an hourly worker go through every nook and cranny of the luggage.

With a grim, humorless determination she found compartments we didn’t even know existed in our suitcase. The snow globe, which was for Kelly, got left behind and is no doubt making someone in London very happy tonight. (Sorry, Kel!) This story goes on and on, but the big concern was that our plane back to the U.S. was running out of patience. We’d actually gotten off the plane in Rome with only 10 minutes to spare before our connection. That layover had suddenly evaporated.

But, someone with British Airways said, our next flight was delayed as well. We stayed in security — not in the line, but waiting to go through our luggage — for about 20 minutes. And then when we had to catch an airport shuttle. And then we had to hustle down the terminal. And the plane was still sitting there, patiently waiting for us. The crew were still wearing their smiles.

We got on the plane, they buttoned up and we took off. For our in-flight entertainment this plane offered an on-demand video system. I watched Robin Williams’ latest HBO special.

When you laugh out loud on a plane people tend to give you long looks.

So I toned it down a bit, following up with Sherlock Holmes. It was decent enough, but ultimately forgettable in that special way that comes with a lot of Robert Downey Jr.’s movies. I suspect the inevitable Moriarty film will be a worthy sequel.

I watched I Love You Phillip Morris, which hasn’t even been released in the U.S. yet. Jim Carrey is brilliant and this is probably one of the better comedies of the year. Just watch the trailer.

If it ever gets into the U.S., and you like off-the-wall dark comedies, you’ll probably enjoy it.

I finished the flight — yes, the trip takes this long — with Invictus. Well, I almost finished Invictus. Don’t spoil it for me! They were in the final match, just after the stirringesque Matt Damon speech to rally the troops when the flight crew began making their landing announcements. They turn the screens off for the PA system, and they were a bit wordy and redundant. I believe I could have made it if they’d made just one less anouncement.

And now I’ll never know what happens.

It was still late afternoon when we landed in Atlanta. We, as Americans, have been in four countries in the last two weeks. The one the most difficult to enter has been our own. You land and grab your checked bag way too easily. You make it through passport control where a nice gentleman welcomes us home. We are instructed to drop off our checked bag for another inspection. We are instructed to go through another set of metal detectors.

I asked one of the TSA agents the logic, just to hear the answer. It is, of course, unreasonable to assume that this TSA agent knows where I’ve been, but I’ve passed through two airport security stages today and haven’t left either controlled environment. Basically, the answer goes, is that they don’t trust the security at London or Rome (take that Allies). They don’t know where we’ve been, the “standards” of those airports or the “quality” of the security there. So, TSA figures, you’ll just pass through security one more time.

We walked through metal detectors to exit the airport.

And this will sound sarcastic — but after 17 days in Europe and Asia Minor and having compiled the Small Things I’m Looking Forward to At Home list and a day’s worth of airports I mean it to sound sincere — I love this country.

We finally made it out of the airport, having worked out this security issue and realizing, yes, it makes sense. The downside being that the airport’s design and not the policy itself. The TSA agent’s charming answer, though, “So we can keep you safe,” still annoys.

Our friend brought our car. She lives on the opposite side of the town, which could be an extra hour or more in Atlanta, but she set us up so we could head home straight from the airport. We have thoughtful friends.

My goal was to get across the state line before darkness, which we just barely did. My thought was that when the sun disappeared I’d start dragging, which I did. Fortunately we only had an hour to go. The last bit of road was no trouble. We made back to Birmingham, Ala. from Rome, Italy in 22 hours. I unpacked, threw the first load of clothes in the washing machine  and, now, I’m going to sleep for a really long time.


30
May 10

Kusadasi (Ephesus), Turkey

Mustafa, our guide to Ephesus

Mustafa, our guide to Ephesus

After we got off the ship in Kusadasi we met Mustafa (our second one of the voyage) who was going to spend the day teaching us about the Ephesians. It turns out our bus was no good, so he found us a new one, which required a walk.

Mustafa walks fast, with a determined, angry stride. Maybe, I thought, he doesn’t want to be here.

He turned out to be a very nice guy. He told us about the five different locations of Ephesus, explained our day to us and said he didn’t know where we’d go first. He wanted, he said, to avoid the crowds.

So he had the driver take us to the Ephesus Archeological Museum.

Marcus Aurelius

Marcus Aurelius

They had a few nice pieces, but many of the busts and statues were damaged. After spending a day in the Vatican’s museums (and after seeing the excellent traveling Pompeii exhibit in Birmingham a few years ago) this little museum was a bit underwhelming. Mustafa, though, was hard at work, though, pointing out the symbols and meanings and words and telling jokes. He used to be a history teacher, he said, and he had that bearing. He’d start a sentence and before he got to the key point he’d stop for half a beat, as if waiting for the class to fill in the blank.

Stopping at the museum first was a good choice. We were one of two buses there when we started. As we left there were more than a dozen buses parked there.

After the museum Mustafa had us taken over to the site of St. John’s Basilica. The church ruins were built in the 6th Century by the Emperor Justinian who believed John — the apostle or the saint or the evangelist — was buried there. There was some agreement that John lived out his last days in that part of the world, and was buried there.

A smaller church had been standing there for some time, but Justinian’s church was massive. If it were reconstructed today it would be the sixth largest cathedral in the world. By the 12th Century the church was in bad shape. It was overrun by the Turks in the 13th Century. A massive earthquake a few decades later, and then Timur’s Mongol army, completely destroyed the church.

The tomb of John.

The tomb of John.

I made a panorama of the church’s ruins. Click and magnify to get a small sense of the place.

From here you can see almost the entire valley. Mustafa pointed out, by site and by map, the location of all five of the Ephesus locations. The city was moved as the shoreline changed, and as the people tried to avoid disease.

The prayer wall at Mary's house.

The prayer wall at Mary's house.

Mustafa then took us to the house of Jesus’ mother. This is believed, by some, to be where she lived her final years. John was said to have had the house built here because he was preaching in the area and this was one of the safer non-Christian cities available to them. (Others disagree and believe Mary lived and died in Jerusalem.)

So the story goes that a 19th Century nun had a vision of a location of the house. Her description led a researcher to this spot, but his discovery didn’t gain much attention. The place was subsequently re-discovered a decade later, ruins were uncovered and, in the 1950s, the modern house was built there. A red line on the structure is meant to demonstrate the original building and the new structure.

Since then it has become an important pilgrimage for many. Muslims and Christians alike come here, viewing the place as an important religious destination. There’s a stream running under the house, from which you can drink of the sacred waters. The picture above is a prayer wall just off the spring’s taps.

No pictures are allowed in the house, and my exterior shots were uninspired.

Curetes Street in Ephesus III.

Curetes Street in Ephesus III.

Our next stop was Ephesus III, the most famous of the old cities, and the one best excavated. It starts out a little slow — you see the gymnasium, a few houses, some of the plumbing, a few shops, the hospital and pharmacy ruins — but you go down a hill on Curetes Street and make a little turn and the view above opens up in front of you.

Mustafa, once again, had chosen wisely. There were no other tours there when we began, and we only bumped into one other group during our visit. This from an area that sees thousands of visitors a day.

See that building in the left background? That’s a multi-million dollar structure where the archeologists work. See that building in the center background? You need a closer view.

Celsus Library, one of the great libraries of the ancient world.

Celsus Library, one of the great libraries of the ancient world.

This place held 12,000 scrolls. It was built as a monumental tomb for Tiberius Julius Celsus Polemaeanus. He was a consul in Rome, and was in charge of all public buildings. Between 105-107 A.D. he was the proconsul (think governor) of the Asian province, the capital of which was Ephesus.

Mustafa tells the story of how all the great learned men would go to the library. At the time literacy rates were very low and the great learned men were the readers. “Look, there he goes to read another scroll!” People might say.

When they excavated Ephesus III archeologists discovered an underground passage to the brothel that was across the street.

The ampitheater at Ephesus.

The ampitheater at Ephesus.

The theater sat 25,000 people. Scholars believe the town’s population was 10 times that.

We saw a recreation of a day in Ephesus by some of the locals. The Yankee took my picture with a beautiful Turkish dancer who did not understand the first word I said. Some guys at the little shop next to the ruins tried desperately to sell us things. By then, though, we were hungry. Mustafa’s plan made us late for lunch, but that’s better than fighting crowds.

Crunch.

Crunch.

Our bus driver had an accident. Fortunately no one was hurt, but there we were standing on the side of the road in Turkey, building up this great story about how we had a wreck on our honeymoon. The nearby hotel had a party going on at the time and the guy announcing over the PA system was yelling out something very emphatically. Everyone on our bus, now standing on the side of the road, was left to make up our own translations.

Another bus was sent for us, but not before …

The Yankee hitchhikes her way through Turkey.

The Yankee hitchhikes her way through Turkey.

When the new bus finally did arrive we were taken to lunch in a Mercedes. We’re moving up in the world.

Lunch was buffet style at a resort hotel where we had both Turkish foods and more generic tastes. Turkish fries, for instance, are not that different than ours. Different oil, less salt, but otherwise the same. Turkish food, meanwhile, is delicious. And the desserts are rich and ridiculous.

Mustafa took us to a rug shop at the end of our tour. We had another great showing of beautiful works.

Another beautiful handmade rug from Turkey.

Another beautiful handmade rug from Turkey.

We also got a mini-demonstration of the technique. It is an incredibly beautiful art form. One, Mustafa said, that is disappearing. We’ve heard that twice now. These rugs were less expensive than the ones we found in Istanbul, but still more than we could afford. The demonstrations, though, are very impressive.

We shopped in the local bazaar, picking up a few more gifts for folks back home. I bought The Yankee something pretty. We had a terrific day. This was a great excursion that exceeded our expectations. I don’t want to oversell it with words, but there are plenty more pictures in the new Ephesus gallery in addition to the ones seen here and that panorama above.

At some point I’ll have some video as well.

Tomorrow: We’re back at sea. Then we’ll visit Athens, Naples and Pompeii. Nice trip, no?