I’ve been working on this theory for about a decade.
The Seagal Theory of TV Programming is in danger. Out for Justice is on Ion (Under Siege to follow). But I can also select John Wick, Ghostbusters, Deadpool, Total Recall, Beverly Hills Cop or Top Gun.
My conclusion, after years of critical study: Ion is not a real TV channel. pic.twitter.com/bGyWqWnH4w
— Kenny Smith (@kennysmith) June 26, 2019
This is the first time the Seagal Theory has failed.
Then again, why watch any of those better films when you could see …