I’ve been working on this theory for about a decade.

The Seagal Theory of TV Programming is in danger. Out for Justice is on Ion (Under Siege to follow). But I can also select John Wick, Ghostbusters, Deadpool, Total Recall, Beverly Hills Cop or Top Gun.

My conclusion, after years of critical study: Ion is not a real TV channel. pic.twitter.com/bGyWqWnH4w

— Kenny Smith (@kennysmith) June 26, 2019

This is the first time the Seagal Theory has failed.

Then again, why watch any of those better films when you could see …

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