Wednesday


14
Jul 10

Still unwell

Remember how, yesterday, I didn’t feel too hot? That continues today.

Did manage to clean out a section of the garage. It seems we had more kitchenware than we needed. I’ve had a quality bachelor kitchen in boxes for years, inherited a lot of things from my lovely mother and then added The Yankee’s to the mix as well. We’ve been trying to offload it for a year to someone who might need bowls, silverware, pitchers and various other useful and decorative things. What didn’t get shipped off to individuals got donated today.

And I just realized there’s an entire plate set somewhere I didn’t discover today.

So I loaded up the car for a garbage run. And then I returned and used every free space in the car for a trip to the Salvation Army.

Unloaded it, watched the guys at the Salvation Army loading bay critique my offerings, got my receipt and then turned to home. About halfway between here and there the not feeling good returned. I was just wiped out.

So I spent most of the rest of the day relaxing. Still have the medicine head, still have the fatigue. A trip up the stairs was enough to leave ready for a break.

Sports Illustrated takes advantage of a new delivery method. The world continues to spin as only the old media are stunned by this new flexibility.

Print readers get a cover featuring LeBron James and his new teammates. But anyone who buys the iPad version will see a cover story on Yankees owner George Steinbrenner, who died this week.

News of Steinbrenner’s death broke early Tuesday morning, a half-day after Sports Illustrated’s conventional issue had gone to the printers. After a relatively quick conversation, says editor Terry McDonell, the magazine staff decided to give the iPad edition a new cover, along with a story by Tom Verducci.

“We all sort of looked at other, and said, ‘you know, this is an opportunity to do this,’ and why wouldn’t we?” McDonell says.

Everyone else knew it was both an eventuality and a logical conclusion. However, the story reaches a disappointing conclusion. “Time Warner’s magazine doesn’t plan on making a habit out of it. If you want up-to-date sports news, SI doesn’t expect you to rely on the iPad.”

Swing and  a miss.

Which came first? Science now says, based on a protein found in chicken ovaries, that it was the poultry. Unless it was the egg. Not unsurprisingly this creates a great debate among commenters, who do not consider the discussion closed. In fact there’s the Biblical wing, the science could do something more useful side, the “they got it wrong” angle, the epistemological and more.

The best one, though: “I resolved this issue to my own satisfaction when I realized that no egg ever laid a chicken.”

Makes perfect sense.


7
Jul 10

If the swing is long and slow developing, I’m back in it.

The day didn’t seem to want to start. Oh it was going on out there. The world was moving. People, presumably, were moving either with or against the rotation of the earth. Or, perhaps the earth had stopped moving, gravity failed and everyone floated away. Maybe, I figured, I’m still here only because I was trapped in a snug blanket seal this morning. Being short-sheeted could have poss

More likely I couldn’t get to sleep last night, where the evening turned to morning and fatigue never found me. It took a while to adjust to a new day. Some time around noon the concept began to grow on me. Around 2 p.m. I found the strength for food. This was during the World Cup semifinal, and such a boring game too. It was disappointing, but not unexpected given the teams. Spain wins on a nice goal, which was one of the few opportunities of the game. At some point the people doing the scoring for television started inflated even the shots. No way Spain managed four in five minutes.

That was the fulcrum of the day, odd that the fulcrum happened so early, but such is a sunny summer day.

On the other hand, while I couldn’t sleep the last two nights I’ve created a survey to use next fall, so there’s something to be said for having a maladjusted sleep schedule.

Worked out late this evening. The Yankee swam while I rode the bike. She did almost a mile in the pool. I did 20 miles in the saddle. She burned more calories than I did. Not to get too detailed about this, but when I got home I discovered a blister from the toe bucket. A closer look shows a blister on a blister. That’s talent.

Tomorrow I’ll ride 30 or 40 miles, I hope. I’m ifnally back to riding hard (for me) and finding it invigorating (for me).

We picked up dinner at Chipotle. To go. I was still very sweaty and apparently offending the delicate sensibilities of one of the diners. Not that I wanted to be seen in that condition, but it was on the way home. As we discussed yesterday, there’s a certain order to these things. It just wouldn’t do to pass the burrito place, to go home, to turn around and go back to the burrito place.

Fussed with the site while watching American Pickers. Two guys drive all over and commit to television, and the inevitable History Channel DVD series, that old saw about one man’s junk is another man’s treasure. They seem like nice guys. They build a good rapport with people, hear their stories and buy their stuff. And then there’s the unfortunate part, where they show their projected profit. On the one hand that seems a bit cynical, but no one makes people sell to them. On the other hand, it seem like a great job, crawling through people’s stuff, making great discoveries. Maybe that can be my career in retirement.

Figured out the Tumblr import problem. There was an RSS feed that wasn’t doing anything. I found a widget that promises to do something. It is now in the rail to the right. I posted three images to Tumblr today. I scanned more this evening. You can follow that feed should you use the service, as there is a lot more to come. You’ll also be able to see the images as they appear on the site here. To be sure, you should check out both.

Tomorrow: I’ll be here. I’ll be at the gym. I’ll be donating old things I no longer need. There will be more on Twitter and on Tumblr, too. See you soon.


30
Jun 10

To the airport and back again

It is a good thing that there were no World Cup matches on today, or I might not have made it in time. I overslept. I played with Allie. I finished cleaning, changed the sheets on the bed and exciting things like that.

I made it out of the house at noon. I drove to Atlanta, somehow the pace was a bit off the usual time. The Yankee texted me when I was still half an hour form the city. She’d landed, early, but still had to go through customs.

Take your time, I said. I caught rain as I hit the bypass. This is the first rainfall of the summer and people have forgotten about this moist stuff falling from the sky. They’re driving like it.

Which is great, because after weeks away, and 22 hours of flying and facing a two-hour drive what you really want is to wait on your ride at the airport.

Finally I get to the airport. I aim at the parking decks. The hourly gates are closed. Everyone must drive through the daily chutes. The traffic is funneled to a single deck which is already marked full, which is brilliant.

So I’m stuck in a parking deck that is clearly full, driving around with a lot of people frantically looking for parking spaces (because the lot is full) and praying they can make their flight on time. I bail out of this nonsense as quickly as possible, resigned to the curbside pickup nonsense instead.

I cruise the curb where the terminal traffic exits. There are four lanes, which is really two and sometimes only one because the inside lanes aren’t really for traffic, but happy reunions and sad departures. This atherosclerosis is inevitable, but driving through it is no joy. I cruise by once, The Yankee isn’t out. I cruise by again, no luck. On the third circle I still see no one. Finally, on the fourth attempt to not create an accident, I find her.

(Actually I saw her adviser first, but don’t tell.)

So we load them up, hop in the car and then fight the rain again until we leave Atlanta. The rest of the drive is uneventful. Our teacher catches a nap. We get home, get her loaded in her car and sent on her way. I send The Yankee upstairs so she can freshen up — she says she now understand’s Lewis Black’s advice about having the opportunity to fly for 20 hours: “Don’t.” I make dinner.

She said she wanted anything but rice, so Chinese was out. Instead I made a chicken dish using the less is more approach. Want the recipe?

  • 2 boneless chicken breasts
  • 4 oz chopped mushrooms
  • 1 tablespoons capers
  • 1/2 cup dry white wine
  • 1/4 cup olive oil

Heat olive oil over medium high heat in large sauce pan. Cook chicken in oil, turning occasionally until cooked through. Remove the chicken. Add mushrooms, capers and white wine to the sauce pan. Turn the heat down to medium. Cook until the mushrooms are browned and absorbing the liquid. Pour sauce over chicken.

I added some linguini tossed in olive oil and some lemon-zested zucchini spears for a veggie.

  • 3 small zucchinis
  • 1 teaspoon olive oil
  • 1/2 teaspoon grated lemon peel
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt
  • 1/8 teaspoon pepper
  • 1 tablespoon grated Parmesan cheese

Cut zucchini lengthwise into quarters, then cut in half crosswise. Cook and stir zucchini in oil over medium heat for 4 minutes in a large nonstick skillet. Sprinkle with lemon peel, salt and pepper. Cook and stir 4-5 minutes longer or until zucchini is crisp-tender. Remove from the heat; flourish with Parmesan cheese. Serve immediately.

I missed on the immediately, because my chicken was stubborn. And I’d go with a little more lemon peel next time. It was very subtle in this amount, I was hoping for something a little more obvious.

Simple, fast and ready by the time she was ready to eat (that was key here). And I didn’t even set the kitchen on fire.

But I came close.


23
Jun 10

Strictly sports

What a day. The US win and two other important, meaningful World Cup games and history on the grass at Wimbledon. This was a great day to be a sports fan. First, read this.

Soccer defies that. It is opera on a field. Not the Italian variety where a series of humorous misunderstandings yield mildly sexy results, but German opera—Klingon opera. Plenty of tridents. Sheets of rain. Thunderbolts cascading from the sky. In the background armies march through the mud, toward each other. Patterns converge in a rumble, pressure building until it’s unbearable and someone falls over, a spear jutting out from his breastplate.

[…]

The USA’s narrative has been bootstraps. College kids rescuing the program, batty goalies with an American flag fetish, Paul Caliguri, and so on. Tom Friend just published a lengthy story on USA 1990 third-string goalie David Vanole that’s veritably dripping with half-truths dedicated to shaping that narrative. The USMNT is the 1980 hockey team spread over twenty years, because that’s the way we want it.

We don’t roll around on the ground. If we fall over, we probably just fell over. We run and and run and run, and late, when everything is stacked against us in a game where it’s just so hard to finish the job, we do it Puritan style: ugly effort. A minute into stoppage time, the ball’s just lying there and it’s all about who will get there first.

The defensive shakeup for the Americans didn’t hurt, though it came to resemble an open scramble, as much of a track meet as you ever wish to see on the pitch. The Algerians are just begging to give this game away, but the referee has, again, interjected.

There are too many dives, too many questionable calls. This game is a microcosm of the entire tournament. Though a purely representative challenge at midfield would be both symbolic and useful in a game that is starting to grind. Ian Darke asks about our nerves; he’s really telling us that his are shredded.

Clint Dempsey is bloodied. The man is bleeding, marching down the field. Ultimately he is fed a ball in the box and he and the goalkeeper maul one another. Dempsey goes into the net, Landon Donovan takes the rebound and … well, the announcer for the Canadian Broadcast Corporation calls it best:

Soccer is a communal game. If you’re watching at home you aren’t really seeing everything. Check out a big game in a crowd. Like Spencer Hall, who live-blogged the game. With others you can know the frustration, the elation, the relief and joy. In the 90th minute, plus three, the United States went from going home early (a big disappointment) to winning the group (something they haven’t done since 1930’s inaugural World Cup).

And then there was Wimbledon. I’m not a big tennis fan, but watching a piece of history is something I’ll tune in for. The John Isner and Nicholas Mahut match became easily the longest tennis match ever. In fact, today this set alone became the longest match ever. So I have a new proposal: When the tiebreaking game reaches 25-25 we start pulling strings out of the rackets.

Serves dominate. Both players are exhausted. Volleys are rare. Oddly, neither tennis player have fallen, grabbed their ankle and rolled around in anguish while covering their smiling face.

Someone is updating Isner and Mahut’s Wikipedia pages as their death march continued past the nine hour mark. Nine hours! The grass on the Mahut-Isner court has been worn down. And is now growing back. There’s no real at-this-rate of progression in this match any longer. It is stasis and progress rolled into a singularity. Is the hadron collider on?

We’re beyond the point where one of these guys is secretly admitting to himself — and the Smurfs sitting on the net because they must both be delusional — that they hate tennis. I compiled a list of things I’ve done for long stretches of time than this tennis match: slept, studied, breathed. That may be about it.

I’m secretly cheering for Isner, who just looks out on his feet, to pull out the American Gladiators tennis cannon. And then, finally, Mahut surrenders to the darkness. The crowd is chanting for more, but they will have to wait until tomorrow, day three of this epic contest. Records have been crystallized, frozen and shattered in the wake of this pull of equal forces. Neither of them know it yet, but these two young men will be forever attached to one another. I hope they get along.

Meanwhile, as Wimbledon stops for the night, there are two excellent finishes simultaneously in the World Cup between Ghana/Germany and Australia/Serbia. The U.S. will face the Ghanaians for the second consecutive World Cup. And if the ride is finished here this team will have  done a lot for the game at home. But you have this feeling that they might be able to ride their spirit just a little farther, yet.


16
Jun 10

Road trip!

Took The Yankee and one of our professors to the airport this morning. They are flying to Asia for a conference. I’m not jealous of the length of time involved in this trip at all.

This happened at the airport: The Yankee can’t check in at the kiosk. She tries another kiosk. I ask to make sure she has a ticket. Sometimes the simplest things can be the trouble, you know? She gave me the “I have a PhD” look and assured me that she does have a ticket.

We meet one of the dozens of people that Delta has hired to stand around and do little of nothing. The very nice manpoints us to a long line waiting to check in. After a while someone else wonders over and asks about the flight. This being an international flight we need to be in an international line. This, apparently, is not such a queue.

The two big red signs hanging above us that say ‘International’ don’t mean anything? I ask.

“No.”

So we moved lines again. Our professor has checked in meanwhile. The Yankee tries to check in curbside, but still no luck. She finally manages to talk her way onto the flight. I’m still not sure if she actually has a ticket, but she’s on the plane nonetheless.

I caught up with our friend Dave at Meehan’s for a delicious turkey burger. One of the things I miss about spending a lot of time in Atlanta is Meehan’s. If we could get that place and Willy’s we’d be set. Anyway, Dave and I watched a World Cup game. I hit the road back home just after missing the rush hour traffic.

Stopped at an antique store on the way, browsed around and picked up this:

See the wonders of the fair inside!

See the wonders of the fair inside!

The illustrations inside are great. I looked it up on ebay, discovered I had found myself a narrow deal and bought the book. Now I’m going to scan it, upload it and then send the book to my friend Henry. He was at that fair. He might like that as a memento.

One last bit for the day, featuring Jon Stewart. He has a question or two for the White House.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
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That’s the most trusted newsman in America. As LBJ said, when you’ve lost Cronkite, you’ve lost the country. For President Obama, losing Stewart, even if only a little, even if only for a punchline, is bad news indeed.

Tomorrow I become a bachelor again, for a short time anyway.