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Nov 12

Alabama A&M at Auburn

Likely the last football victory Auburn will see this year. Definitely the last they’ll see at home. Alabama A&M put on their “Just happy to be here” smiles and had a great day under a warm sun and beautiful skies. The A&M players were excited to run out onto the field and put on a good show, but they were overmatched from the start, despite Auburn coming into the game 2 and disappointing 8.

Everyone wanted to see the Bulldogs get a feel-good score. Everyone wanted to see the Maroon and White march. And the Showband of the South was the best show we’ve seen at Jordan-Hare in years. It should happen more often.

Freshman Jonathan Wallace made his third start at quarterback. Seems he’s running the show from here:

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Just out of Sammie Coates’ reach. This happens to Coates too often:

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Between the true freshman QB, the redshirt freshman Coates and sophomore C.J. Uzomah, the youth movement is on:

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Then you add in the young line, two starting corners who are freshmen and so on and so forth and you wonder … where are the juniors? Everyone, on this senior day, was already reminded how small the senior class is. There are 13 of them. And even fewer of them are starters or real contributors. There’s Onterio McCalebb, of course, and some of those statistical photographs I like to make:

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Not bad for a guy that everyone thought was too small. And his numbers should be far, far higher: he was misused this year and everyone knows it.

There’s also Emory Blake, who’ll go on to a nice low round draft pick or a great free agent deal somewhere next year:

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The last rolling of Toomer’s Corner:

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The trees will be coming out soon as they’re all but gone. We’ll all be doomed to something put in place by a committee. There’s just no winning sometime

A few more pictures tomorrow.


15
Nov 12

The last Twilight Twitter fest

Thankfully these dreadful, dreadful movies are behind us. To sum up: somewhere along the way The Yankee started reading these books. She wanted to see the first movie. Figuring I owed her a movie for some horrible thing I made her watch I went along. I made fun of it on Twitter because it was just horrible and over the years this has been an event, making fun of the movies with a running commentary from inside the theater.

It has become a minor hit and, lucky you, I’ve archived them all. That includes the last installment. We saw it tonight, before most of the country, apparently. (I spoiled nothing below.)

The first movie is at the top. If you want to skip to the most recent movie Storify will continue to load as you scroll. Just do a word search for “And now, the fifth bad movie” and you’ll find yourself at the beginning of my last Twilight commentary.

I am glad this is over, though it was amusing to make fun of it and, as always, nice to make so many people laugh.


11
Nov 12

Catching up

A weekly picture post full of extra pictures is a little bare when you don’t feel especially good. Even still, there is always something to see. So let’s see them.

Allie, nursing me back to health once again:

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Aubie is, first and foremost, a ladies man. Here he’s wooing one of the event security people at the game last night:

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I’m sure Dr. Foshee did not care for his landscaping being ripped up, but the tiger heart wants what the tiger heart wants, and this tiger wanted to give flowers.

Aubie, by the way, received first place on his 2013 UCA National’s video. He’ll compete in Orlando in January for the UCA National Championship. Aubie is a favorite for another championship.

The Yankee at yesterday’s tailgate:

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A birthday card I did not buy. I was asking myself “What does a nine-year-old boy like?” I thought about this card. His mother, my first cousin, would have been displeased:

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She’s trying to raise her sons without too much Duke-like influence. If you’ve seen more than one episode of that show you’ll no doubt understand.

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10
Nov 12

Georgia at Auburn

Beautiful day for football. Breezy this morning. Calm and sunny all afternoon.

We watched the morning games at home and then went out for a day of tailgating. We spent much of the afternoon sitting under a tent, because sitting down with back support seems a good idea when your shoulders feel ready to pop off your torso. We made Alabama jokes with friends as we watched the first half of the Texas A&M game.

Had a great time as the sun slide down behind a tree and behind the stadium and the air turned a nice shade of cool. We walked around the stadium to get to the right gate. We walked through the inside of the stadium looking to upgrade our seats, but no such luck tonight.

Not to worry, our seats are low and not the best, but that’s pretty much what this game will be like. The Auburn Olympians are welcomed out on the field. The marketing slogan around here this year is “Welcome home.” The PA script still says, “Welcome back.” They’ll figure it out eventually.

Nova, the golden eagle, flew from the flagpole, soaring over the eastern stands and then looping into his target at midfield. He was feisty this evening. The band marched on, the teams came out. We all watched the scoreboard as the Auburn game got underway and the A&M-Alabama game wrapped up. The Aggies beat the Tide and that was the biggest cheer in Jordan-Hare this year, perhaps.

It was a fine evening. There’s nothing quite like a game under the lights. It just makes for a great atmosphere. Under those lights we saw Onterio McCalebb take the opening kickoff from his four up to the 21 :

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The kickoff is a lovely moment. All of the team’s frustration of the year, all of the fans’ gripes, despair or whatever the individuals do in a bad year is wiped out with a simple promise of what might be. The analysis and prognostication and reality is momentarily replaced by the eternal ‘what if’ optimism of the fan. This might be the night.

And that gives way to the first offensive series. The struggles of a young offensive line, a true freshman quarterback, the third starter of the year making only his second start are all remembered. These things and all of the effort and successes and not-quites of all of those young men who’ve played and practiced hard are laid bare.

But still, anything is possible. Until even the most irrational possibilities are re-ordered by reality, whatever the reality is to be. No one yet knows, given the vagaries and the variances. This game could go anywhere. That’s the feeling of any game, or at least the feeling of the desperate in a desperate game.

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The first drive went like this: Jonathan Wallace looked to his fullback, crowd favorite Jay Prosch, for a screen pass, gain of one. On second down Tre Mason ran off the left tackle for a gain of one. On third and eight Mason skirted through the offensive line and gained seven yards. On fourth and inches Auburn — a 2-7 team with absolutely nothing to lose except, perhaps, their jobs — punted.

Six plays later Georgia had chewed up 76 yards and scored the game’s first points.

Auburn got the ball back at their own 12 after the next kickoff. After eight plays they’d marched 49 yards to the Georgia 39. On 4th and 14 Auburn couldn’t bear to attempt a 56-yard field goal. They took a delay of game penalty and punted. After nine more plays and 80 more yards Georgia was patting themselves on the back for taking an early 14-0 lead.

Grown men and women barking at each other. This is as erudite as it sounds.

Georgia won easily, as if they were holding a mid-season scrimmage, really. They scored 28 by the half, shut it down to celebrate an SEC East championship, and rode home with a 38-0 win, the most lopsided score in the 116-game history of the series.

That’s two in a row for Georgia in the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry. Feels like 14 in dog years.

The championship in 2010 seems like a long time ago.

Auburn, we discussed during and after the game, has been competitive in exactly three games against the top half of the SEC in the last two years.

Maybe it would be better if you could point to one thing. If, before that opening kickoff, you could say “If only we can minimize this, or avoid that we’ll have a fighting chance today” and mean it. Instead this is a near total collapse.

The turmoil is just beginning. It will quickly outpace the marketing.


8
Nov 12

The bad days which come with the good days

Not sure what I’ve done. A few weeks ago my doctor heard how I, genius observer of things, had come to note a correlation between exertion and pain in my collarbone and shoulder. And, I went on astounding him with my powers of perception, it doesn’t take much to over-exert my dinged wing and find myself in a bad way.

He took me off the self-directed therapy sessions which was derivative of the successfully accomplished and officially guided therapy sessions. He told me to do a lot less. Aside from a very few things I have done much less as my shoulder and collarbone continue to heal.

For instance, this week, I’ve done nothing that would make my surgeon or wife mad at me. And yet my shoulder is all out of whack. There are spasms and other things that radiate from my left shoulder, over into my right shoulder, U-turn and then come back and go up into my neck and, like a sick joke, into my head.

If there’s such a thing as good days and bad days, I’m experiencing that this week and it is not cool. This began sometime last weekend and has been growing less pleasant all week.

There is the possibility, one supposes, that some of this might be the return of sensation in my shoulder. Sometimes I feel more than others. And, usually, I’d rather not. If that is contributing to this problem or not I don’t know. I am a keen observer of the human condition — read above — but it takes awhile.

I can say this: having the sensation of a dull, round, cold cylinder shoved through your shoulder, across your back and somehow up into your neck and the top of your head is a drag.

Don’t break your collarbone, kids. How one good break, surgery, titanium and screws can adversely impact everything from your shoulder blades up proves the accuracy of Dem Bones.

So back to the medicine, then.

Also, the lovely autumn:

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