Ray Stevens had that song, remember? Mild seasonal hit, featuring the frantic dub track “He’s everywhere! He’s everywhere!”
I think it was the glitter. Honest mistake on Stevens’ part.
For fun and a simple errand we visited Walmart and Toys R Us on Christmas Eve.
Neither was as bad as you would have thought. Neither had what we wanted.
We did see a planking Santa. And lots of glitter.
