"And if you don't play, Mommy is not going to make you any hot dogs tonight and you can go to bed hungry. Again."

"But --"

"And straighten up! Do you want to be an old lady? Work on your posture!"

"But --"

"We spent a thousand dollars on this thing and the ad said you'd be playing in no time. Forte! With force!"

And that's how the rest of the Sixties unfolded.

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