Oh, geeze, lady. I didn't mean to sexually harass you here, in your Pontiac, in front of my caddy-son who is straight out of central casting. I just wanted to know about your defrost"

In summer, the copy reads, you're cooled by clean, conditioned air. On those changeable spring and fall days you can choose "just right" conditioned air. This seems silly, but then again, most modern cars are marketed as having more thermostats than a home does.

"In the hushed, wind-free luxury of a climate controlled car." Like they'd just discovered windshields or something.

Also, what is she doing driving up to the putting green?

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