Make fun of your writing before other people do.
!!! Fixed it for you @AP. Let me know if you need an introduction to the 21st century. https://t.co/Zj5K0ocvto pic.twitter.com/tgI27xGWhg
— Zeynep Tufekci (@zeynep) August 29, 2015
Better call your lawyer, entire state of Alabama. We've been indicted. pic.twitter.com/YFtAygAZlu
— kenny smith (@kennysmith) August 30, 2015
Also, entire state of Alabama, I've been meaning to speak with you about your drinking. pic.twitter.com/8Empu26ubd
— kenny smith (@kennysmith) August 30, 2015
Or do you mean Alabama dropped a drunken baby? If so we need to talk, entire state of Alabama, about your parenting. pic.twitter.com/KJsPQRScm5
— kenny smith (@kennysmith) August 30, 2015
The Yankee took a big swim this morning, 2.4 miles down the Chattahoochee. I’d swim that far if I had to. Escaping from the law or swimming to shore after a boating accident, but here’s the real fish:
Since she was swimming downstream I figured I would run upstream and then downstream and then back upstream to get in a nice long workout. Here are a few of the scenes:
She told me how long it would take, but then she cut 20 minutes off of her projection. Meanwhile, I was having a lousy run, so I missed her finish. Getting lightheaded midway through is no fun. I think my nutrition is off. Anyway, she finished third and got a prize:
And because she’s fierce, she ran back upstream with me. I finished with 6.5 miles, but no prize. So we had breakfast.
I had two breakfasts, in fact. Hey, I’d run a lot. That spicy pineapple marmalade was good, but the gravy biscuit at Plucked Up Chicken & Biscuits in Columbus is the best gravy biscuit I’ve ever had.
You’ll forgive me, then, if I didn’t do much with the rest of my day.
