… and I’m pretty sure you don’t care about this at all, but …

… after 34 miles today, I am now feeling pretty confident that I will be able to get in enough miles to set a new annual mileage record.
The only important question is by how much.
By whatever your little legs can handle.
OK, then, the other question is how I should break it up over the next two days.
Two days? Two rides, of course. Or maybe three. But definitely go big tomorrow, just to be sure.
Fine, I’ll get close to my record tomorrow, allowing me to break this personal mark early in my ride on the 31st. So we’re just down to the philosophical questions. Should I count this up at all?
Dude. You have a spreadsheet. “Should” left you long ago.”
Good point. OK, last one. Does it matter? Is it impressive enough to matter?
Having looked at the small numbers on your spreadsheet, not in the slightest.
There’s always next year.