In demand for almost three years, this is the weekly post with extra pictures! Let’s get to it.
Walked into the restroom — no potty humor, please — and saw this. I wonder, how do you break a seat? What weird things are going on in that stall? And then I realized it was probably better not to ask. I filed it away as another of life’s enduring mysteries, but couldn’t be sure if it should go under the subheading “And I’m OK with that” or “And frustrating, because I really want to know.”
Because, I thought, we’ll never know.

And the next day it was gone. Those custodial and facilities folks work fast.
The best slip ‘n’ slide in town, not seen is a yard full of cards and at least three huge inflatables. This kid’s party was cooler than all of yours:

You might have noticed how parking lots have directed lanes of traffic. If all of the parked vehicles are angled in this way, you should drive accordingly. If the cars are angled differently, you’ve erred.
Well, this guy went the wrong way, upstream as it were. He parked. He missed his mark. He knew it. (I know this because I was parked in front of him and watched all of this unfold.) He put his truck in reverse and backed out. He tried again. Satisfied, he left his truck like this:
