Don’t let the aircraft carrier lapels or the elephantiasis of the collar or the four-inch wide cuffs or the polyester fool you. Those sunglasses are hideous. How did anyone get a date in 1973?

He wasn’t sure what the reason was, but ever since he started shopping at Budd’s he had no problem catching a lady’s eye. It seems 1973 was a year for wild experimentation around the midriff.

Now this guy? Smoothie.

Both names are still in the fine clothing business. Somewhere along the way Burch and Tant split. That’s Mr. Burch to you, now. Tant became Tant and Tant.

This must be the best worst sports lead of all time. Love it.

A 1973 recap of a football game played in 1935. Surely someone quoted 1 Samuel.