“There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.” – Dan Greenberg

“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?” – Michel de Montaigne

“After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.”- Charlotte Gray