“Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect.” – James Mason

“God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.” – Fernand Mery

“The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world.” – Lynn M. Osband

“You can’t help that. We’re all mad here.” – The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.” – Garrison Keillor