Men! Do you have one arm like Popeye’s and the other shamefully normal? Did you decide late in the game to grow out your hair like all your friends? Do you have a club foot problem we could gently work around? Do you have an indeterminate number of fingers on one hand?

If so, where are you from, because we’re never going there.

Also, would you like to be in our ad? We’ll give you the cuff discount. Get 2.5 inches, but pay for 1!