"These new model accordions, sir, will sell themselves."

"So what's the incentive going to be?"

"Sir?"

"People want to feel like they're making a safe purchase."

"Well ... how about a 30 day money back guarantee?"

"Accordions? Better say five day free trial. And stick to that like the gospel. Don't give people too long to figure this racket out."

There's a McDonald's at that address now, and no evidence online about the Accordion Manufacturers & Wholesalers Outlet after the late '50s.

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