That drink is for worries and veg heads and the like, you know, squares.

And also people who need their daily sodium high. Can we talk about the sodium content?

Don't think about it. Don't be a square. Just drink it. You'll like it if you don't think about it.

Have you been guilted into one, yet? Look at the bliss on that lady's face! Don't you want to be like her? Is it possible that the narcotics street hustle took their marketing cues from Campbell?

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