Art director: He'll be staring over the hood of the car.

Oldsmobile executive: What about the rest of the shot?

Art director: That's called negative space. It speaks to the emptiness of man, and they're going to love it.

Oldsmobile executive: Know what I love? The French Foreign Legion and Arabic cultural misappropriation.

Art director: But ...

Oldsmobile executive: Call it Youngmobile! For Boomers!

Art director: Guess I'll say I was 'Bridging the gap.'

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