Because no matter what that old lady at church says, this is your son. And just maybe he deserves the food of champions.

Oh, the dog. Well, you can't feed the dog to the kid. There's matters of taste. Or the kid to the dog. There's matters of state.

"Most champions in the South," so this is a regional ad. This ad probably didn't even appear in New England or Pacific Northwestern versions of the Digest. Those loser dogs probably ate something else anyway. But in the South ...

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