They don't make Diet Parkay these days. You can get a Light Parkay, however.

Two handy cups! They look so wonderful on your table!

The copy writes itself, right? Curious apostrophe use, though, mostly because we no longer think of the grocery store as a grocer in need of a possessive.

If you, like me, have always wondered when re-usable lost that hyphen, apparently it happened recently. Don't fret; it got more than a century, a pretty good run for a hyphen.

That's about 50 cents today. Save 50 fat cents. It's terrible how we fat-shame money.

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